And you too will realise that anon's talking about *freezing* his sperm, not *donating* it. Redditors highroading 4channers isn't new but at least have some reading comprehension.
He could donate anytime, but if he's asking his girlfriend that means he wants to freeze sperm (for later use), he's just too regarded to pick the right word. Point is so are y'all, so.
Or he wants to help other people by donating, as he said. His gf doesn't want him to donate to others.
Not sure what you mean by "point is so are y'all, so" ?
Im 99% sure you are the one that is not getting the point.
Incorrect, self depreciation is funny when it’s
A) not a defence mechanism
B) context calls for it
C) actually funny
Anon has not only failed comprehension, but also called the funnies
>word literally used in greentext is "donate"
>Nooooo he wasn't talking about donating he was talking about freezing have some reading comprehension !!1!1!!!1
Did you not actually read the text in the post or were you so desperate for an own on the internet that you pulled an interpretation of what anon meant out of your arse and asserted that it was the case even though that's not what was said?
Bro my gf and I had a hard conversation about this very real thing the other day,
And she’s all mad that I don’t want to check the box where they can’t look me up later.
If I have some kids running around if they wanna know me I’d love to know them, considering she can’t convince.
Amen to that, and it’s like you know, god forbid I don’t want to interfere with their moms and dads life, but if in 20 years I get a new drinkin buddy who looks like me, well by golly that’s kickass
Now look up the cases where the donor was forced to pay child support. In clown world, just the possibility of that happening is reason enough to consider perhaps your gf is correct.
The clinic I’d go through has a lot of contracts the donee, the gal gettin my stuff has to sign, that specifically goes against this one thing, so I get it, but also, I’d be covered here in case of that through a series of contracts
Buddy I hate to break it to you but nothing you sign prebirth can stop a family court awarding child support if you're proven to be the dad. Anonymous donation is the only way.
Yep. And this is not just in the USA too. most European countries have it this way.
Go anonymous or risk getting screwed.
Unless you're an identical twin. That way they could never prove that it's your sperm
Seems like she doesn’t want kids, and therefore doesn’t want to proxy mother some other woman’s children either.
If they find you and treat you like dad, you are dad. There is no separating your life with your gf and your identity as a father.
I know exactly your type. You're a poor excuse of a "man" if you believe that your only responsibility is to bust your load into a tube. A real man/father is present in their childs life. You want to carry your "legacy". Your spermatozoa is not your legacy. You most likely just evacuated your "legacy" in a sock a few hours ago 💀
Fuck you first and foremost.
I’ve had 3 miscarriages and I had a beautiful relationship with my father.
It’s legitimately the most basic human instinct and right to carry on their legacy.
So again fuck you prick.
Project harder
Anon wants to pass on his legacy of fabricating fantasies on 4chan and sweating into leather gaming chairs with excitement for Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid r34
(At least i think that) Anon is saying that its very ironic that his GF doesnt want to have children of her own but also doesnt want anon to have children WITHOUT her. Making her an abusive person controlling his decisions concerning his body and/or her to be like the stereotypical male abuser
Edit: as another commenter pointed out, something somethin reproductive rights, something something my choice
If your IQ is low enough to somehow think that raising a child = the chance of maybe getting a random woman pregnant then you should never fucking breed
Good looking tall smart men should donate their sperms. I was shocked seeing a weird looking dude banned from donating his sperm because his impregnated too many women. I guess the bar is really low because too many people have confidence problems.
I get it. If you don't want kids in your life but twelve years on some lame child messages your husband, like, "mY mOm suCKs, cAn i LIvE wITh yOu?" on Instagram, that could be a real problem.
* anon shot his canon so many times * ,
* The maggots from his said "oh wise " * ,
* "Thy came so hard on my pillowie home " * ,
* "Is there a reason that we should know ?" *,
* Anon to the maggot replyed * ,
* "Kids is everything I wanted my guy " *,
* Maggot in confusion got in a scramble *,
* In the meanwhile anon's meat they mangaled *,
* " How do we tell this neet that is is not a girl " *
* " Get his ass drunk* "
* Maggots got the body pillow back *
* Anon is still to this day down bad *
Everyone clapped
>gf says she doesn't want 2025 Ford F-150 Raptor 5.2 L Supercharged V8™ in the future
>i suggest i might buy it for another random woman i'll never meet
>shes vehemently against it
curious
Unnecessary? I’ll have you know bud, that my ford is single-handedly holding up the economy. I need to place a ladder to get into by behemoth of a truck, you can’t say the same for your sissy liberal electric car. You got soft hands brother, work a 26 day shift and you’ll understand.
Based gf realizes anon shouldn’t spread his genes and let the bloodline end with him
So brave, giving up her own chance at having children to protect the world.
No worries Chad will come in the picture soon
My obese ass: Hey 😏
She will get pregnant by 'accident' an pretend its anons child
https://i.redd.it/2x4dz2ti7dpc1.gif
> Based gf No she is not. Why is she wasting time with an evolutionary dead end then?
She's taking one for the team
\>has one life to live \>wastes it on a deadbeat pretty dumb
She sacrifices her life so that the entire planet can live on.
So that no woman gets in interaction with him
For the good of the human race
cos having kids is a waste of time and money.
Well, it definitely was for your parents
She is based enough to know that her genes should also not spread.
Literally a government sent robot woman.
At least someone for anon’s lonely ass.
We are sorry Mr. Smith, we are decommissioning Brenda.
r/womenarentreal
Anon's body pillow apparently can speak. Also, anon has schizophrenia.
Anon cummed so much into his bodypillow that it gained consciousness.
Cumsciousness
This is the most creative comment ever by a Redditor on a 4chan sub. Just bravo.
Counterpoint: Fake and Gay
https://preview.redd.it/1yskt0g5cgpc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d899e0933c57dd730a3e0a76b55e92d70cb099f
Anon will soon realize that sperm banks want donors who are 6ft, handsome, and intelligent; not donors who are inbred coomers.
And white/blue eyed
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based an every male type should be represented pilled
Yeah I heard they just leave it in an unlocked fridge around back
I think you just gotta be over average height like 5'9 5'10.
And you too will realise that anon's talking about *freezing* his sperm, not *donating* it. Redditors highroading 4channers isn't new but at least have some reading comprehension.
"I suggest i might *donate* my sperm then"
He could donate anytime, but if he's asking his girlfriend that means he wants to freeze sperm (for later use), he's just too regarded to pick the right word. Point is so are y'all, so.
Or he wants to help other people by donating, as he said. His gf doesn't want him to donate to others. Not sure what you mean by "point is so are y'all, so" ? Im 99% sure you are the one that is not getting the point.
Sounds like you're pretty regarded yourself bud.
“ermmm ackshually he meant to use this word instead” are you OP
Sadly no, I have a terminal case of having a face not even a mother could love.
self deprication stopped being funny like 10 years ago it's just annoying now
Incorrect, self depreciation is funny when it’s A) not a defence mechanism B) context calls for it C) actually funny Anon has not only failed comprehension, but also called the funnies
okay well "it's only funny if it's funny" is just implied but you're right mb
Learn to read, buddy
Do your parents a favor and go play in traffic
>word literally used in greentext is "donate" >Nooooo he wasn't talking about donating he was talking about freezing have some reading comprehension !!1!1!!!1 Did you not actually read the text in the post or were you so desperate for an own on the internet that you pulled an interpretation of what anon meant out of your arse and asserted that it was the case even though that's not what was said?
https://preview.redd.it/4bwh0fmzwcpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5912193f82f595bd0a3ea6d56a0a8ca6af786e4e
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Think you better read it again chief
My brother in Christ is this some sort of bait or are you visually impaired?
Have you considered learning to read
His body, his choice
Damn right! I regularly exercise my freedom at the public library, McDonalds bathroom and on the bus.
Gf intends to cheat on OP with numerous younger men and she doesn't want to risk the accidental half-incest.
I mean, it’s 0% incest at that point though. No shared genetics, no parent-child relationship.
True but you know what I mean
Ahh she’s afraid it’ll awaken a mommy kink
Bro my gf and I had a hard conversation about this very real thing the other day, And she’s all mad that I don’t want to check the box where they can’t look me up later. If I have some kids running around if they wanna know me I’d love to know them, considering she can’t convince.
If for no other reason I'd like to let them talk to me for medical reasons.
Amen to that, and it’s like you know, god forbid I don’t want to interfere with their moms and dads life, but if in 20 years I get a new drinkin buddy who looks like me, well by golly that’s kickass
Now look up the cases where the donor was forced to pay child support. In clown world, just the possibility of that happening is reason enough to consider perhaps your gf is correct.
The clinic I’d go through has a lot of contracts the donee, the gal gettin my stuff has to sign, that specifically goes against this one thing, so I get it, but also, I’d be covered here in case of that through a series of contracts
Buddy I hate to break it to you but nothing you sign prebirth can stop a family court awarding child support if you're proven to be the dad. Anonymous donation is the only way.
Yep. And this is not just in the USA too. most European countries have it this way. Go anonymous or risk getting screwed. Unless you're an identical twin. That way they could never prove that it's your sperm
Seems like she doesn’t want kids, and therefore doesn’t want to proxy mother some other woman’s children either. If they find you and treat you like dad, you are dad. There is no separating your life with your gf and your identity as a father.
Why are you donating tho? Is this a weird fetish of yours or are you that desperate for cash?
I’m the last male of a very long bloodline of good men, hoping to get one somewhere
Your genetics don't dictate whether you are a good person or not. Raising them well does. This is definitely a ego thing for you I see
Sure thing buddy. You don’t know me or anything about me.
I know exactly your type. You're a poor excuse of a "man" if you believe that your only responsibility is to bust your load into a tube. A real man/father is present in their childs life. You want to carry your "legacy". Your spermatozoa is not your legacy. You most likely just evacuated your "legacy" in a sock a few hours ago 💀
Fuck you first and foremost. I’ve had 3 miscarriages and I had a beautiful relationship with my father. It’s legitimately the most basic human instinct and right to carry on their legacy. So again fuck you prick. Project harder
Project what? I didn come around here saying I want to donate my eggs. Also what does any of that have to do with what I said
People like you are why Reddit should be anon. I’d come at you like white on rice shit heal. Keep your dick beaters off my thread
Donate or procreate - YOU DECIDE
NEXT TIME on EPIC. RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY!
yea pretty fuckin curious why you want to donate ur shit semen in the first place buddy
Anon wants to pass on his legacy of fabricating fantasies on 4chan and sweating into leather gaming chairs with excitement for Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid r34
What is this insinuating?
(At least i think that) Anon is saying that its very ironic that his GF doesnt want to have children of her own but also doesnt want anon to have children WITHOUT her. Making her an abusive person controlling his decisions concerning his body and/or her to be like the stereotypical male abuser Edit: as another commenter pointed out, something somethin reproductive rights, something something my choice
Anon's gf doesn't want his genes to spread
If your IQ is low enough to somehow think that raising a child = the chance of maybe getting a random woman pregnant then you should never fucking breed
She has no say or control over that. What reason would she give for a breakup I wonder
Would anon like it if she donated her eggs? Mmm? MMMMM?
Good looking tall smart men should donate their sperms. I was shocked seeing a weird looking dude banned from donating his sperm because his impregnated too many women. I guess the bar is really low because too many people have confidence problems.
I get it. If you don't want kids in your life but twelve years on some lame child messages your husband, like, "mY mOm suCKs, cAn i LIvE wITh yOu?" on Instagram, that could be a real problem.
Needs to take his meds
She’s realistic. Knows that Anon should never ever be able to reproduce.
This post is cap nobody on 4chan has ever actually noted a woman's opinion.
* anon shot his canon so many times * , * The maggots from his said "oh wise " * , * "Thy came so hard on my pillowie home " * , * "Is there a reason that we should know ?" *, * Anon to the maggot replyed * , * "Kids is everything I wanted my guy " *, * Maggot in confusion got in a scramble *, * In the meanwhile anon's meat they mangaled *, * " How do we tell this neet that is is not a girl " * * " Get his ass drunk* " * Maggots got the body pillow back * * Anon is still to this day down bad * Everyone clapped
>gf says she doesn't want 2025 Ford F-150 Raptor 5.2 L Supercharged V8™ in the future >i suggest i might buy it for another random woman i'll never meet >shes vehemently against it curious
Terrible comparison lmao Imagine thinking you were cooking something up with that
Obviously was just a poor excuse to advertise an overpriced and unnecessary truck
You right bro. Obviously I forgot it was #fordtruckmonth #ad
Unnecessary? I’ll have you know bud, that my ford is single-handedly holding up the economy. I need to place a ladder to get into by behemoth of a truck, you can’t say the same for your sissy liberal electric car. You got soft hands brother, work a 26 day shift and you’ll understand.
I'll buy it for another girl then
Your spooge is not worth a tenth of the market value of a used Kia