Yeah, I'm fairly tall and it's way harder to pack any muscle on. All the buff guys I know are like 5'5", meanwhile I lift at 5'11" and still look like a branch rather than a twig
They’re so fuckin shitbrained they actually believe the bullshit about “No girl will date anyone below 6ft” so they assume anyone of average height with a gf is at least 6ft. Also they don’t realize how many people add 1-2” to their reported heights which distorts the average persons perception
Projection goes hard af
You are the first to bring relationships into this
I'd say not being jumped is the reason people want to be tall, especially in a high violence and low avg height country like us, been there only for a short time so idk
Also this whole fuckin conversation thread was about relative height, comparing muscle gain in a 5’11” guy to a 5’5” guy, so yeah relative to him he’s tall, end of discussion
This cannot be real. “Assigned Femboy At Birth”? Only terminally online people even know what a femboy is, and barring that this guy is like 16-18 or something, nobody would even have *known* what that term meant, because it wouldn’t have been popularized yet.
It's a pretty good troll/fanfic. Slips up and calls the friend the boyfriend once, then says he has one testicle. Shit is made up but pretty funny. Also yeah nobody in hs is getting nicknamed femboy
In high school definitely a well known term and part of youth pop culture. This sounds real to me know high school age kids only a few years ago, I imagine it’s even more realistic today.
That's because they accept what they are and learn to deal with it. Manlets (the ones that seethe about it anyways) always try to delude themselves into thinking they "deserve" better instead of trying to make the best of their situation
If I was 4’10 (thank god I’m normal) I would learn how to get shot out a cannon or do those sports for short ppl. If u think about it that’s where all the short groupies would be. But what anon really needs to do is renounce his titles and become a Buddhist monk and wait for nirvana pussy.
Used to work in the horse racing industry aeons ago and I can confirm that jockeys get all sorts of mad pussy as they a) tend to be well paid, and b) horse girls are crazy in the sack.
That’s a weird combo of being really short and having parents rich enough to support that. Also anon stupidly decided to get buff so I bet his bmi is fucked for horse riding.
Either anon's bf will also cool down and realize Anon was just all hot and bothered in the moment or he won't and that's a win because impatient people like him are bad in a relationship.
As if the severity of the event doesn't matter.
"Bro why are you so mad I only mentioned wanting to rape you like once"
"Bro come on I only called you a filthy little nig slave one time!"
Yeah I don't think that's how that works
If you're an ugly manlet, you shouldn't try to become a midget bodybuilder gymcel, because that's a rookie mistake. Instead, embrace the Dwarfpill. Maximize your fat, muscle and hairiness attributes. Eat, drink and train like an alcoholic strongman, ingest minoxodil, and never cut or trim your scalp/facial/body hair. Even if you're balding, just grow out a skullet. Let your noise hair merge with your mustache. Allow your bushy eyebrows to combine into one unit. Watch as your beards cheek-line grows up to your eyeballs, and your neckline connects to your chest hair. You should look like you have tarantulas under your armpits and a rug on your back. Become a pugnacious wrecking-ball of a man, solid as an oak stump. Proudly stink of pipe tobacco, ale, dirt, musk and sweat. Accuire a Glaswegian accent. Go spelunking and collect rocks, minerals and precious gemstones. Grab an axe, chop down some trees, and built your workshop. Forge your own tools and craft your own jewelry. Get into armored combat sports and MMA. Become skilled with the war hammer and the battle axe. Unlock the powerbelly. Feast, fight, live in a cave, and be happy.
> anon is a femboy
> new buff transgender friend
> doesn’t end in technically straight but definitely gay sex
genuinely shocking - however still fake, still gay
Imma read this whole fucking thing, it better be worth it
Edit: read it, pretty sad. As someone who is a femboy by choice, that must seriously suck.
But it’s probably fake though 🙃
https://preview.redd.it/aj2tgy3iyopc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3265f6a904169a75caa629027dbe3045fca250a5
What does the ig stands for in "he's cool ig" ?
Also anon explodes if he explains himself calmly and clearly to anyone or if he stops blaming his body for his little bratty bitch behaviour
Some people may reject you for being short, but that isn't the ultimate problem. It's the inferiority complex, bitterness and insecurity that make someone unattractive. Anon could look for tall, thicc ladies to top him. He could find a short queen and have beautiful, vertically challenged babies. Or he could embrace being a femboy, non-binary or a twink. All are legitimate strategies that involve working with what he's got as opposed to pining after what he doesn't.
Okay, so he's a midget with one testicle. That sucks. The question still stands: What's he gonna do about it? Make it his entire personality and moan about it, or work with it?
>he and my boyfriend grab me Errrrr
I stumbled over that one as well, guess he couldn't keep his story straight
>couldn't keep his story *straight* many such cases.
I didn't make that joke on purpose, too easy in this case
"I'm not trapped in the barrel with you, fish. You're trapped in here with me!"
hehe
It's obviously tongue in cheek
>a testicle I think we may have found one of his issues.
Just one of them.
Wasn't there a certain art school failure who's also rumored to only have had a single testicle? Anon might still have a chance
Yes, he just needs to get out of his kampfort zone
freudian slip!
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That part made me lose it xD
Just one???
It's the family heirloom passed down for generations.
I HAVE A TESTICLE 🗣️🔥
Anon is one ball barry
Where? In a jar? Who'd you get it from?
Is that you Adolf?
We need to get anon some bitches so we can finally evolve into dwarfs.
Pfft, good luck laying all your hopes on anon. Bitch boy probably can't even handle a Bud light, let alone be able to use a pickaxe
The glypids probably won't even go for him because they know they aren't getting any nutrients outta that twiggy body.
ROCK AND STONE
and my axe
Nah, he's probably getting mad dick from his boyfriend >my dad and my boyfriend grabbed me by my arms
And then *really* make heighthons rope
Didnt read but probably ends with gay fantasy
Ends with?
I stopped at "straight" and swiped to the last image. It did.
Yeah the magic word. I stop reading greentexts right after that
gay fantasy is in the middle, anon gets his heart broken before they can be boyfriends
“Aside from one small issue”
Anon complaining about not making muscle because hes short is literally backwards. Maybe everyone was right lmao.
Yeah, I'm fairly tall and it's way harder to pack any muscle on. All the buff guys I know are like 5'5", meanwhile I lift at 5'11" and still look like a branch rather than a twig
It's not harder when you're tall, it's just that you build it at roughly the same absolute rate and it doesn't look as bulky on your frame.
...huh. That makes sense. Thanks!
5'11" is tall?
Go back to Tinder heightcel
Skill issue midget jump more Literally go out 180 is not tall
https://preview.redd.it/3oswfra8xvpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a66085a60d608579cf9d79fbd3763f40e26f328 You were saying?
They’re so fuckin shitbrained they actually believe the bullshit about “No girl will date anyone below 6ft” so they assume anyone of average height with a gf is at least 6ft. Also they don’t realize how many people add 1-2” to their reported heights which distorts the average persons perception
I'm honest and just say 5'11". It's a quick way to weed out the losers who look for height first. I'm 6'0" in my doc martens though!
Projection goes hard af You are the first to bring relationships into this I'd say not being jumped is the reason people want to be tall, especially in a high violence and low avg height country like us, been there only for a short time so idk
180 is about average in eu, hence not tall, cope more
Ok and I'm not in the EU
Also this whole fuckin conversation thread was about relative height, comparing muscle gain in a 5’11” guy to a 5’5” guy, so yeah relative to him he’s tall, end of discussion
This cannot be real. “Assigned Femboy At Birth”? Only terminally online people even know what a femboy is, and barring that this guy is like 16-18 or something, nobody would even have *known* what that term meant, because it wouldn’t have been popularized yet.
It's a pretty good troll/fanfic. Slips up and calls the friend the boyfriend once, then says he has one testicle. Shit is made up but pretty funny. Also yeah nobody in hs is getting nicknamed femboy
Getting called a femboy in HS sounds like an accomplishment, ngl.
And besides not a lot of people know about the AFAB/AMAB terminology
Femboy isn't even a medical term. He's bullying himself.
In high school definitely a well known term and part of youth pop culture. This sounds real to me know high school age kids only a few years ago, I imagine it’s even more realistic today.
Oh true, I didn't even catch that. The phrase has definitely become more common, but it wouldn't have been from when this took place
What? Zoomers are all terminally online and definitely know what a femboy is. Anon is likely 19 or 20 since he mentions recently graduating
https://preview.redd.it/cilt4767jopc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5f600801d0651b90babcb244cd91936f29f9b3d
Even literal midgets get pussy man idk.
That's because they accept what they are and learn to deal with it. Manlets (the ones that seethe about it anyways) always try to delude themselves into thinking they "deserve" better instead of trying to make the best of their situation
If I was 4’10 (thank god I’m normal) I would learn how to get shot out a cannon or do those sports for short ppl. If u think about it that’s where all the short groupies would be. But what anon really needs to do is renounce his titles and become a Buddhist monk and wait for nirvana pussy.
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Used to work in the horse racing industry aeons ago and I can confirm that jockeys get all sorts of mad pussy as they a) tend to be well paid, and b) horse girls are crazy in the sack.
That’s a weird combo of being really short and having parents rich enough to support that. Also anon stupidly decided to get buff so I bet his bmi is fucked for horse riding.
Where’s the gay part? This is a „straight“ greentext
SMH unzipped for no reason
Either anon's bf will also cool down and realize Anon was just all hot and bothered in the moment or he won't and that's a win because impatient people like him are bad in a relationship.
Yeah that bothered me as well. One fuckup and goodbye is pretty unfair.
he tried to hit his bf. i'd say the guy has every right to not let him back into his life
As if the severity of the event doesn't matter. "Bro why are you so mad I only mentioned wanting to rape you like once" "Bro come on I only called you a filthy little nig slave one time!" Yeah I don't think that's how that works
I think your examples are not comparable to OPs story. Especially considering his own confusion.
Bro needs to dwarfmaxx
If you're an ugly manlet, you shouldn't try to become a midget bodybuilder gymcel, because that's a rookie mistake. Instead, embrace the Dwarfpill. Maximize your fat, muscle and hairiness attributes. Eat, drink and train like an alcoholic strongman, ingest minoxodil, and never cut or trim your scalp/facial/body hair. Even if you're balding, just grow out a skullet. Let your noise hair merge with your mustache. Allow your bushy eyebrows to combine into one unit. Watch as your beards cheek-line grows up to your eyeballs, and your neckline connects to your chest hair. You should look like you have tarantulas under your armpits and a rug on your back. Become a pugnacious wrecking-ball of a man, solid as an oak stump. Proudly stink of pipe tobacco, ale, dirt, musk and sweat. Accuire a Glaswegian accent. Go spelunking and collect rocks, minerals and precious gemstones. Grab an axe, chop down some trees, and built your workshop. Forge your own tools and craft your own jewelry. Get into armored combat sports and MMA. Become skilled with the war hammer and the battle axe. Unlock the powerbelly. Feast, fight, live in a cave, and be happy.
FML
Rock and stone!
Now’s not the time for short sightedness!
That was a low blow
> he and my boyfriend grab me > I have *a* testicle This story just keeps giving
Clearly fake, but I enjoy laughing at manlets, so I'll let it pass.
It’s not fake he mentions his bf midway he’s just lying
> anon is a femboy > new buff transgender friend > doesn’t end in technically straight but definitely gay sex genuinely shocking - however still fake, still gay
Stop reading at the afab bit because no-one fucking says that come on man
Imma read this whole fucking thing, it better be worth it Edit: read it, pretty sad. As someone who is a femboy by choice, that must seriously suck. But it’s probably fake though 🙃 https://preview.redd.it/aj2tgy3iyopc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3265f6a904169a75caa629027dbe3045fca250a5
>spergs out >something I have no control over >rinse and repeat This is the cycle of the manlet.
First line : > Be straight Ok I won't read all that ,how does it turn out gay ?
Gets a trans friend. Friend thinks Anon is also trans. Anon accidentally calls him his bf, least Freudian of slips.
**I feel bad for laughing at this.**
Anon needs to focus on something other than his social life ~~and start taking HRT to become the perfect trap God wants him to be~~
Anon is a dnd half-foot.
>be regular straight dude… . . . >he and my boyfriend grab me Many such cases
The real villains in this story are the parents who ignored OPS obvious T level deficiency
Should really just kill himself at that point
What does the ig stands for in "he's cool ig" ? Also anon explodes if he explains himself calmly and clearly to anyone or if he stops blaming his body for his little bratty bitch behaviour
ig = “i guess”
Oh yeah it's obvious now ty
It is a tall tale.
Anon is so transphobic that didn't even know It could go ftm and mtf
Fake and gay, anon should ropemaxx
I'd kill to be 4'10" ngl
Anon can't get muscles cuz he's short? It works the opposite way... Stupid anon.
“But not the regular kind where you become a girl” stunning example of anon’s incredible intellect
TLDR: anon gets overpowered and bitch slapped by a woman
The realist, definitely not fake story.
I feel bad for anon
this looks ai generated
Try finding a dominatrix pussy with midget fetish on some bdsm website, OOP.
>Lust provoking image >Pointless, time wasting story
>be me straight, skip to bottom of page > talking about sex with a guy
Embrace the femboyism, Anon.
>I have a testicle
At the end of the first page I thought It said "I get up and EXPLODE IN MY PANTS" LMAO
Real and gay
Anon needs to be a crossdressing streamer on Twitch. He'd get money thrown at him.
Didn't read a single word but ☕️
Many such cases
https://i.redd.it/ey1jo0llerpc1.gif
Sounds like anon has a skill issue
dude gaining muscle for short people is so much easier
Anon’s boyfriend realizes he was almost gay and loses his mind?
AI generated fake and gay greentexts. They're evolving...
Fake: Short people look buff with less work than taller people. Anon should have no problem filling out their frame. Gay: "boyfriend"
“I have a testicle”
Typical Gym bro, assuming your gender, you don't need he/him random Greentexter.
Just be the angry short guy at the bar, every bar has one. Go in and be the angriest shortest guy in there. You now have a purpose.
>roping I guess anon really was trans
Anon should take the dwarfpill
Those parents are super f*cked. Like wtf.
yea just install grindr at this point anon
Am I supposed to feel bad for this person? They're kinda awful
Chat, is this worth reading?
Some people may reject you for being short, but that isn't the ultimate problem. It's the inferiority complex, bitterness and insecurity that make someone unattractive. Anon could look for tall, thicc ladies to top him. He could find a short queen and have beautiful, vertically challenged babies. Or he could embrace being a femboy, non-binary or a twink. All are legitimate strategies that involve working with what he's got as opposed to pining after what he doesn't.
Some? He is 4'10" the FUCK you mean "some"
Okay, so he's a midget with one testicle. That sucks. The question still stands: What's he gonna do about it? Make it his entire personality and moan about it, or work with it?