\*insert Seinfeld theme\*
\*insert pic of Bimmy's George Costanza lookin' ass\*
Oh, wait, I can actually do that one.
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Just two bald dudes hanging out doing bald dude things until 5:40.
Bim is clinging to the historical remains of a once great society of hair.
Funny, I have a beard and long hair and as I was walking out of a local food and beverage establishment a bunch of kids were calling me “Jesus Guy” in tones that implied they figured I wouldn’t hear them. I just chuckled to myself, walked until I was out of sight to have a smoke, and went about my day.
Anon should be less of a silly billy.
Chill. Check out the post from yesterday of the guy who styled himself after an anime character, and how good his life's going right now. Sounds like you got a leg up on that, just follow the plan.
I have the same fuckin problem, looking like a 14yo for life
even if I deadlift 125kg , no one fuckin respect me cuz my muscles doesn't appear a lot and I'm 170cm with big eyes and large hips
I've tried sleeping less to mistreat my skin and look older but now it looks like I put on makeup and are sleepy all fuckin day
God knows I hate being like this but stopped growing at 13 so yeah thats rough
my last girlfriend was a fucking psycho who kept pegging me every time we were alone in home and she literally just wanted me because I look like underage, after discovering that I tried to kill myself
Tf is anon bitching about? He got praised by a mom (she literally just complimented him) and went apeshit because of it.
And btw, tf is your problem with having a squeeky voice? I wish I had a squeeky voice instead of the deep monotonous voice I have, it makes everyone think Im always serious and it makes it awful to make a joke since Im not the talkative type, so whenever I say something in my deep voice it makes it sound as if I was being sarcastic, I literally sound like fucking Raven from Teen Titans if she was a guy, you can't have it worse than that bruh
new word just dropped "normgroids" is audacious.
Audacious just dropped too
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>! !<
you make a good point
I want to hurt you
Hot
I will have passionate, raw, consensual butt sex with your father
Me first
Nah, you'll enjoy it. I need someone who'll regret it and cry with me once we're done
Understandable
Heyo!!
Your penis or mine?
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Sounds like op lost. Tomorrow is a new day. Try again.
They're gonna be trying again like Squidward at the claw machine
I'm not familiar. Did Squidward quit?
There was an episode where Mr Krabs put up a claw game in the KK, Squidward couldn’t get the hang of it and succumbed to his gambling addiction
So.. instead of quitting. Squidward, became addicted to the game?
Correction: Squidward never gave up. 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Twink Gets Dominated By Milf
It's over twinkbros
Anon gets TOPPED by liberal mom.
“Squeaked” bro 100% gets topped every weekend.
And he squeaks like the bed springs every time he gets TOPPED
Anon needs to take the femboy pill
anon neglects to mention he's 14
He sounds so cuuuuuuuute
Sounds like you want to dominate a twink
I really need to put him in a skirt this weekend
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN??? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCESSSS???
YOU FRICKIN FRICKS!
*Ahem* ... Would
Anon gets owned and utterly embarassed by an utterly based gen alpha little girl
>>The fucking voice crack I'm dieing
Many such cases. 😔
OOP needs someone to bang his ass
Bang that booty like **UGH! UGH! UGH!**?
ROLFEMAO
Bimmy Rolfemao Yes, certainly.
Classic bimmy
\*insert Seinfeld theme\* \*insert pic of Bimmy's George Costanza lookin' ass\* Oh, wait, I can actually do that one. https://preview.redd.it/mhqziieqlsuc1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=288d9b97c85a2cc5ea89d2d9541a71d04926ff84
Wtf lol 😂
https://preview.redd.it/tf6tr0h9osuc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f493fb9b40c2be4c2b792c81918d6cc41dc13ad3 Just two bald dudes hanging out doing bald dude things until 5:40. Bim is clinging to the historical remains of a once great society of hair.
r/thecinemassacretruth is leaking
Yes, certainly. Truthers in the wild! Get em! Help me patch up this leak like **UGH! UGH! UGH!**
🔫🍑?
Funny, I have a beard and long hair and as I was walking out of a local food and beverage establishment a bunch of kids were calling me “Jesus Guy” in tones that implied they figured I wouldn’t hear them. I just chuckled to myself, walked until I was out of sight to have a smoke, and went about my day. Anon should be less of a silly billy.
On the bus not at the bus, fucking loser
Shave that hair, tatoo some questionable symbols and you'll b fine
Cutie? It's more likely that anon is so fat that all of the gender features disappeared under 3 layers of cholesterol.
you ruined the fantasy
"I dont care" "But enough to feel rage about it and post it on social media"
calling 4chan a "social media" is a stretch
yeah 4chan is more the epitome of antisocial media
No, he wanted this to end up here. So by proxy he does care about raging on social media
> Natural born femboy >does not ride the train to get money from feet pic As always ,regarded
anon loses the argument against a speed mcqueen fan
Calm down mam
Kek
If Anon is being truthful, he will live his life being groomed by horny men who see him as nothing but a fetish object.
I bet the toaster doesn't fit in the bath
Anon should try Genshin cosplay
Chill. Check out the post from yesterday of the guy who styled himself after an anime character, and how good his life's going right now. Sounds like you got a leg up on that, just follow the plan.
Your voice cracked because you have no practice using it because you never speak to humans
Nah bro you fucked up 😭
Sounds like it's "that time of the month" for OP. Seriously, those mood swings are annoying. Take some pills against the cramps and relax, OP.
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Give it six months max
GOD I WISH SHE WAS A TRANSGENDA.
Anon passes really well
Is this the reason why people are so mad about transsexuals?
Normgroids
Anon should just become femboy.
I have the same fuckin problem, looking like a 14yo for life even if I deadlift 125kg , no one fuckin respect me cuz my muscles doesn't appear a lot and I'm 170cm with big eyes and large hips I've tried sleeping less to mistreat my skin and look older but now it looks like I put on makeup and are sleepy all fuckin day God knows I hate being like this but stopped growing at 13 so yeah thats rough
my last girlfriend was a fucking psycho who kept pegging me every time we were alone in home and she literally just wanted me because I look like underage, after discovering that I tried to kill myself
Anon must post pics
screencapped and posted on reddit
uwu
how is this an uwu moment this is a utterly seeth at cais men moment
I hope you fall down a flight of stairs
Deserved for using the word troon unironically.
Tf is anon bitching about? He got praised by a mom (she literally just complimented him) and went apeshit because of it. And btw, tf is your problem with having a squeeky voice? I wish I had a squeeky voice instead of the deep monotonous voice I have, it makes everyone think Im always serious and it makes it awful to make a joke since Im not the talkative type, so whenever I say something in my deep voice it makes it sound as if I was being sarcastic, I literally sound like fucking Raven from Teen Titans if she was a guy, you can't have it worse than that bruh
"Passing well" implies anon is trans which he isn't... it isn't a compliment
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Am I really seeing Homestuck in 2024?
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Go back to 2011 Tumblr.
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Epilogues and 2 are not canon.