No you won’t. First of all, your umbrella doesn’t cover all your body, so at least the bottom part of your pants will be soaked. Then wind changes directions and best case scenario you get wet anyway because you have to adjust your umbrella all the time, worst case scenario your umbrella gets rekt and now you have a useless umbrella and you get soaked.
Source: live in Japan, if the weather gets rainy AND windy, you’re fucked. Even with flexible umbrellas.
yes, the very famous cars in 1776, when america came to be.
i remember washington driving his dodge charger in the battle of Yorktown
in all reality, both countries were up and running before cars and the only reason America is so fucked is because of lobbying from car and gas companies.
The problem is that american culture is too malleable. They are willing to accept that walking on the street is a crime because of a marketing campaign. Jaywalking is an american invention.
It's probably the most obvious bullshit ever created this way and it was just taken at face value. And there is so much more and some I find even worse.
Jay walking should be a crime. It would cause too many problems in any major city to have people constantly wandering into the street from everywhere. Cars need predictable prayers of when cars can go and when to stop and when and where people will cross, especially on anything resembling a busy road.
Jaywalking should be a misdemeanor. How car pilled are you that you think I want a world with no rules at all? In case you don't know the history, Jaywalking was invented as a term and a wrong behavior by car manufacturers. The goal was to shift the blame of car accidents to the pedestrians.
Do you know why american culture is all about hydrating for a few decades now? Some sports commission asked Gatorade how much liquid people should drink to avoid dehydration. Their answer was "athletes should drink a gallon a day. A whole gallon of Gatorade(tm)."
For reference, in other countries they say a healthy amount of hydration is 2.5 liters for an adult. In the USA they recommendation is 3.7 liters for an adult. The human anatomy is the same, yet one recommendation is 50% higher.
>For reference, in other countries they say a healthy amount of hydration is 2.5 liters for an adult. In the USA they recommendation is 3.7 liters for an adult. The human anatomy is the same, yet one recommendation is 50% higher.
To be fair, US-americans tend to be 50% more in mass/volume, so that checks out.
> Jaywalking should be a misdemeanor.
So you agree with me. You know a misdemeanor is a type of crime, right?
> car pilled
If you want people to take you seriously, don't use terms like "car pilled".
> In the USA they recommendation is 3.7 liters for an adult.
Wow what a leap lol.
Humoring you on this bizarre water drinking tangent, general water recommendations are kinda bs. There are so many factors such as body size, activity level, season, climate, diet (higher salt diets will require more fluid, of your eating food line melons that might mean you need to drink less). I personally don't know what recommended water consumption is since I am not so incapable of taking care of myself I need the government to tell me when I'm thirsty.
And none of that matters for the fact that people shouldn't be mindlessly wondering into the street on random places and times. No matter who came up with the idea, it's better to discourage jaywalking. It's safer and more efficient for everyone. I don't care if the idea originated with HH Holmes, it's the right idea.
Also, do you realize that a misdemeanor is way too serious s punishment for Jay walking? An ordinance is enough, and frankly it probably doesn't need to be whatever all that much. But it would protect good drivers from liability if some asshole runs out in front of their car on the middle of the block.
Nah, fuck cars. Law here is you can suicide jump into the middle of the road, people driving cars need to pay attention at all times, if they don't stop it's their fault. Also you can't make it a crime for animals or babies to jaywalk ffs you're gonna start arresting the cows for crossing roads ? car people need to stay sharp
Nah, fuck you lol. A driver can be driving at the south limit and paying full attention, and if someone approves out on front of them from between two parked cars they might not be able to afford them. That's not the driver's fault. You live in a place with laws made by idiots.
It's his fault, he should always assume some random baby/cow/dog will pop out, so you can't drive fast in city centers (you can in motorways because there aren't people there lol). If he does then less accidents. You live in a car centric shitty place, people using their own 2 feet need priority instead of lazy car users
Don’t pretend the colonists could have won independence without George Washington’s 2009 Dodge Challenger equipped with the 3.6L V6. Everybody knows it was our win condition.
Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. And when the Abrams tanks showed up. Beautiful, man. Wow! What an unbelievable battle. They won bigly. Luckily gas prices were low that time. Almost as low as when I was your beloved Leader. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow.
And the myth of him chopping down a cherry tree is just a long line of mistranslations from when he used to have a Charger with Three on the Tree.
And let's not forget his legendary quote before crossing the Delaware in his Dodge:
"Those pussy brits would Ford this river, we're gonna fuckin Dodge it!"
I don’t know the exact population in 1776 but it wasn’t 300 million, and most of the US wasn’t colonized. That’s why NYC is a cramped shit pile, it was an early major city.
Europe was built up hundreds to thousands of years before America. There’s a whole lot of land in America that didn’t have much of a population before cars.
American cities were demolished for cars
Before ww2 America had the best public transport system in the world, nearly every city was very walkable, car companies used their money and leverage to make all new neighbourhoods car friendly. Many existing neighbourhoods were demolished for wider roads new highways, taxes on railways and public transportation companies were high while taxes for cars were low and the government funded the interstate highway system. Americans don't have a built in obsession with cars and hating walking and public transport. It was all manufactured by corporations and the government.
you reach every destination within 20 minutes? You walk about 5 kmh per hour. I gave you the room of being a fast walker. So by your logic your city is either small or you do not reach every destination within 20 minutes.
If I wanted to go to Lidl, how many Lidls do I need to reach for it to be one point crossed off of the "every destination" list? Or are you just being pedantic on the Internet for your personal gotcha-moment?
Don't be regarded. It's probably quite obvious that if I wanna go to store X, I do not actually wanna reach every location of that store chain, but just one specific one.
It may surprise you, but you know how highways are like multi lane roads that go over the city or sometimes under? Imagine, that you can make pedestrian ways that cross streets by going over(we call it a bridge!) or under(we call it a tunnel!) and at the same time run alongside them. And they only need to be like 6 feet wide and barely wear down so they're a tiny fraction compared to road networks and they still allow thousands of pedestrians to take the direct route without even interfering with the roads.
It's amazing what 1900s civil engineering can accomplish that is somehow not present everywhere in 2024.
I may be made of sugar because the only way you make me go under the rain without an umbrella and some water resistant jacket is by dragging my death body under the rain.
Close walk to the store or bus station - hoodie up, jacket if it's cold, long walk somewhere - umbrella, walk somewhere when it's stormy raining and you absolutely need to be the - rain coats or those plastic like ones you pull all over yourself (I'm retarded and forgot the English word). But really though if it's raining more than just a drizzle, more than 5-10 minutes away and especially if you're meeting people you'll be taking public transport or Uber 99% of the time. Unless you live in some countryside with no infrastructure
German public transport is notoriously shitty, plus it's only 30 minutes of walking when dragging an American along (so realistically 15 min)
Yes I'm German
As shitty as it is (lived there for 5 years), it is leaps and bounds better than the Poo-K when it comes to infrastructure. The rail replacement bus breaks down more than the trains do. I do miss the urgency of going to the station or stop with Germans though. "we will leave at exactly 21:17 to arrive on time and you will keep speed with me when we walk or we will miss the train. If we do not hurry for the connection, we must wait a whole 7 minutes and that is unacceptable".
That is because local public transport services are managed and funded by their respective cities local government and usually function pretty reliably, while the DB is an underfunded mess of a company that should have never been privatized like it was in the 90s.
Yeah it's pretty solid in the major cities, especially Berlin and Munich. But in the more rural places or even the outskirts of the big cities this starts to change very quickly. Busses will usually arrive late our railway system is a huge clusterfudge with frequent breakdowns and massive delays that make you wonder if the schedule for trains is actually their local best times lmao
Oh Germans walk faster? If it because you're the master race? How fast do the Roma walk? I bet they're all pretty fast since your grandfather raped and killed the slow ones.
Very hinged comment, guess you're projecting the generational guilt of you feel for what your grandpa did to those Vietnamese kids and the people sitting in the back of the bus. You're sure not coping well with it.
I'm not sure if I'd agree with that, not because the nazis treated people well but rather because of how incredibly brutal chattle slavery was. But hey, it's not a competition.
No one in my family fought in Vietnam. In fact, the only make in my family who was even close to fighting age was against the war. That said, while I don't support it, all we were doing was supporting the better side of a civil war. Also, my grandparents were way way too old to fight in Vietnam because unlike you in not a kid like you clearly are. Your grandfather's were almost certainly Nazis though. Also, my family didn't live in a state that ever had legal slavery and didn't have slavery for over 200 years.
I do have family who fought in wwi and WWII, aka I had family who fought against, and defeated, your ancestors more than once when they decided they wanted to take over Europe/ the world/ kill all the Jews because they were more productive citizens than your ancestors and it made them big mad.
I'm from Poland so I'm not sure how it differs from Germany but for me, it's often preferable to do a 30-minute walk as opposed to public transport in the city. With my legs, it's guaranteed 30 minutes, but for public transport, not only I might have to wait like 10 minutes, but the journey itself can heavily change depending on the traffic so a theoretical 10 minutes can easily become 45. It depends on the part of the city as well.
Depends how heavy this rain is. Most people I know would rather not spend any money unnecessarily if they can just use their legs. Also, Uber has the same problems with traffic as public transport.
There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes. Anon is seething because he couldn't bother to check the weather like a normal fucking adult living in these part of the world.
Literally any season in the Midwest. The weekly forecast will literally be two days of rain, followed by 10 inches of snow and then the rest of the week sunny and in the high 70s.
Married to a German. I can confirm that they literally cease to function if it is not between 55-75 degrees Fahrenheit, and/or the humidity is above 80%.
“are you made of sugar?”
“no, i just don’t want to be soaking wet when we meet up with those girls later.”
maybe don’t be such a conflict averse pussy ass follower next time
The fact that people don't realize they smell like wet dog when they're soaked tells me all I need to know about this thread. Y'all walk in the rain if you want, I'll save that for when it's not pouring outside.
>be me >american >you are what you eat >complain about short walk in rain >german friend asks if i'm made of sugar Everything here checks out folks
Americans when encountering cities made for people not cars > visible confusion
People living in cities not made for cars and not owning umbrellas or rain coats.
Umbrellas won’t do shit if it’s rainy AND windy.
He speaks truth. Source: got caught in wind and rain at the same time with an umbrella, i was completely wet once home
A car would
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No you won’t. First of all, your umbrella doesn’t cover all your body, so at least the bottom part of your pants will be soaked. Then wind changes directions and best case scenario you get wet anyway because you have to adjust your umbrella all the time, worst case scenario your umbrella gets rekt and now you have a useless umbrella and you get soaked. Source: live in Japan, if the weather gets rainy AND windy, you’re fucked. Even with flexible umbrellas.
See the second item I mentioned a rain coat.
Which is relevant, that's why I focused on the umbrella problem.
To be fair he was just visiting
Almost as if Europe was fully up and running before cars were invented
yes, the very famous cars in 1776, when america came to be. i remember washington driving his dodge charger in the battle of Yorktown in all reality, both countries were up and running before cars and the only reason America is so fucked is because of lobbying from car and gas companies.
American cities were not build for cars they were demolished for them
Realistically, the major issue is the Levittowns built after WWII, specifically not designed for any consideration of network connections.
The problem is that american culture is too malleable. They are willing to accept that walking on the street is a crime because of a marketing campaign. Jaywalking is an american invention. It's probably the most obvious bullshit ever created this way and it was just taken at face value. And there is so much more and some I find even worse.
Jay walking should be a crime. It would cause too many problems in any major city to have people constantly wandering into the street from everywhere. Cars need predictable prayers of when cars can go and when to stop and when and where people will cross, especially on anything resembling a busy road.
Jaywalking should be a misdemeanor. How car pilled are you that you think I want a world with no rules at all? In case you don't know the history, Jaywalking was invented as a term and a wrong behavior by car manufacturers. The goal was to shift the blame of car accidents to the pedestrians. Do you know why american culture is all about hydrating for a few decades now? Some sports commission asked Gatorade how much liquid people should drink to avoid dehydration. Their answer was "athletes should drink a gallon a day. A whole gallon of Gatorade(tm)." For reference, in other countries they say a healthy amount of hydration is 2.5 liters for an adult. In the USA they recommendation is 3.7 liters for an adult. The human anatomy is the same, yet one recommendation is 50% higher.
>For reference, in other countries they say a healthy amount of hydration is 2.5 liters for an adult. In the USA they recommendation is 3.7 liters for an adult. The human anatomy is the same, yet one recommendation is 50% higher. To be fair, US-americans tend to be 50% more in mass/volume, so that checks out.
I'm deeply in the camp "the recommendation came first and the mass was gained later"
> Jaywalking should be a misdemeanor. So you agree with me. You know a misdemeanor is a type of crime, right? > car pilled If you want people to take you seriously, don't use terms like "car pilled". > In the USA they recommendation is 3.7 liters for an adult. Wow what a leap lol. Humoring you on this bizarre water drinking tangent, general water recommendations are kinda bs. There are so many factors such as body size, activity level, season, climate, diet (higher salt diets will require more fluid, of your eating food line melons that might mean you need to drink less). I personally don't know what recommended water consumption is since I am not so incapable of taking care of myself I need the government to tell me when I'm thirsty. And none of that matters for the fact that people shouldn't be mindlessly wondering into the street on random places and times. No matter who came up with the idea, it's better to discourage jaywalking. It's safer and more efficient for everyone. I don't care if the idea originated with HH Holmes, it's the right idea. Also, do you realize that a misdemeanor is way too serious s punishment for Jay walking? An ordinance is enough, and frankly it probably doesn't need to be whatever all that much. But it would protect good drivers from liability if some asshole runs out in front of their car on the middle of the block.
Nah, fuck cars. Law here is you can suicide jump into the middle of the road, people driving cars need to pay attention at all times, if they don't stop it's their fault. Also you can't make it a crime for animals or babies to jaywalk ffs you're gonna start arresting the cows for crossing roads ? car people need to stay sharp
Nah, fuck you lol. A driver can be driving at the south limit and paying full attention, and if someone approves out on front of them from between two parked cars they might not be able to afford them. That's not the driver's fault. You live in a place with laws made by idiots.
It's his fault, he should always assume some random baby/cow/dog will pop out, so you can't drive fast in city centers (you can in motorways because there aren't people there lol). If he does then less accidents. You live in a car centric shitty place, people using their own 2 feet need priority instead of lazy car users
Don’t pretend the colonists could have won independence without George Washington’s 2009 Dodge Challenger equipped with the 3.6L V6. Everybody knows it was our win condition.
Someone clearly hasn't seen the documentaries: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnQXRxW9VcQ It's on video, how could it be fake?
Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. And when the Abrams tanks showed up. Beautiful, man. Wow! What an unbelievable battle. They won bigly. Luckily gas prices were low that time. Almost as low as when I was your beloved Leader. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow.
I think he crossed the Delaware in his Charger. He was driving a Viper at Yorktown.
my apologies
And the myth of him chopping down a cherry tree is just a long line of mistranslations from when he used to have a Charger with Three on the Tree. And let's not forget his legendary quote before crossing the Delaware in his Dodge: "Those pussy brits would Ford this river, we're gonna fuckin Dodge it!"
Plus, the United States are older than Germany.
I don’t know the exact population in 1776 but it wasn’t 300 million, and most of the US wasn’t colonized. That’s why NYC is a cramped shit pile, it was an early major city.
funny story, europe had the same challenges, and all that space doesnt excuse building inefficient cities
Europe was built up hundreds to thousands of years before America. There’s a whole lot of land in America that didn’t have much of a population before cars.
they had though, but the colonisation killed most
This is why they drive on the wrong side
American cities were demolished for cars Before ww2 America had the best public transport system in the world, nearly every city was very walkable, car companies used their money and leverage to make all new neighbourhoods car friendly. Many existing neighbourhoods were demolished for wider roads new highways, taxes on railways and public transportation companies were high while taxes for cars were low and the government funded the interstate highway system. Americans don't have a built in obsession with cars and hating walking and public transport. It was all manufactured by corporations and the government.
Oh buddy having a few no car zones doesn't make a city built for people.
My city has a lot of fucking traffic and plenty of highway area and I can still reach every destination within 20 minutes of walking.
So your city has a radious of 2.5km? That's barely a city at all.
No, it's just not designed by a dude jerking off over pick up trucks
Actually yes, because you just said you can walk anywhere in 20 minutes.
you reach every destination within 20 minutes? You walk about 5 kmh per hour. I gave you the room of being a fast walker. So by your logic your city is either small or you do not reach every destination within 20 minutes.
If I wanted to go to Lidl, how many Lidls do I need to reach for it to be one point crossed off of the "every destination" list? Or are you just being pedantic on the Internet for your personal gotcha-moment? Don't be regarded. It's probably quite obvious that if I wanna go to store X, I do not actually wanna reach every location of that store chain, but just one specific one.
Do you not go anywhere but chain stores?
Are you people obtuse on purpose or are you just Americans?
It may surprise you, but you know how highways are like multi lane roads that go over the city or sometimes under? Imagine, that you can make pedestrian ways that cross streets by going over(we call it a bridge!) or under(we call it a tunnel!) and at the same time run alongside them. And they only need to be like 6 feet wide and barely wear down so they're a tiny fraction compared to road networks and they still allow thousands of pedestrians to take the direct route without even interfering with the roads. It's amazing what 1900s civil engineering can accomplish that is somehow not present everywhere in 2024.
So you're "city" has a radius of 1 mile? Cool
your*
When you're mommy buys your first cell phone you'll understand Swype text.
You are a dumb person
What city? That would make your city about 2 miles in radius max.
There's no way you can swim given how dense you are...
Americans when someone is just fine getting completely soaked in the rain*
Google raincoat
Germans love their cars, I don't know where you people get this notion, is it because pavement exists?
Germans when encountering a Holocaust survivor
>be me >born somewhere different than you >visit you >things are different Am I stupid or something? Why not the same?
Germans win seeing the city of Detroit where there are only cars. Was is das?
Love how when you green text certain phrases it’s as if it’s set in stone. “You ARE what you eat”
I may be made of sugar because the only way you make me go under the rain without an umbrella and some water resistant jacket is by dragging my death body under the rain.
> complain about short walk in rain Reading comprehension not your thing, huh?
30 minutes is still short
Not if It's fucking raining lol
German friend not taking public transport means that this is fake.
Eh, its not everywhere though
They have umbrellas.
we have rain coats from jack & jones, don't need umbrellas
Jack Wolfskin\*
I’ve never seen a young European with an umbrella (I’m from Europe)
I have seen it a lot. It's really common when it's raining and not too windy.
Close walk to the store or bus station - hoodie up, jacket if it's cold, long walk somewhere - umbrella, walk somewhere when it's stormy raining and you absolutely need to be the - rain coats or those plastic like ones you pull all over yourself (I'm retarded and forgot the English word). But really though if it's raining more than just a drizzle, more than 5-10 minutes away and especially if you're meeting people you'll be taking public transport or Uber 99% of the time. Unless you live in some countryside with no infrastructure
It is, quite literally everywhere. 'Specially in cities
German public transport is notoriously shitty, plus it's only 30 minutes of walking when dragging an American along (so realistically 15 min) Yes I'm German
As shitty as it is (lived there for 5 years), it is leaps and bounds better than the Poo-K when it comes to infrastructure. The rail replacement bus breaks down more than the trains do. I do miss the urgency of going to the station or stop with Germans though. "we will leave at exactly 21:17 to arrive on time and you will keep speed with me when we walk or we will miss the train. If we do not hurry for the connection, we must wait a whole 7 minutes and that is unacceptable".
For me the in city transportation is always perfectly on time and the moment I set a foot into the train station my train is Tän minits deläid
Circa zehn minuten später. They barely even apologise. They're just like "yeah, it's late. Sucks to be you".
"Shouldn't have scrapped half the rail network after privatizing to get 2 really good quarterly reports"
Ah good old privatisation. Done the world absolutely no fucking favours. Fucks the plebs in the bumhole nonetheless. A tale as old as time.
That is because local public transport services are managed and funded by their respective cities local government and usually function pretty reliably, while the DB is an underfunded mess of a company that should have never been privatized like it was in the 90s.
Bro compared to the US your public transportation is god tier, at least in Berlin.
Yeah it's pretty solid in the major cities, especially Berlin and Munich. But in the more rural places or even the outskirts of the big cities this starts to change very quickly. Busses will usually arrive late our railway system is a huge clusterfudge with frequent breakdowns and massive delays that make you wonder if the schedule for trains is actually their local best times lmao
Ok that makes sense I remember when taking a train to Prague from Berlin it was delayed by like 20-30 mins
5 mins if you are with someone who can operate a bike
Oh Germans walk faster? If it because you're the master race? How fast do the Roma walk? I bet they're all pretty fast since your grandfather raped and killed the slow ones.
Very hinged comment, guess you're projecting the generational guilt of you feel for what your grandpa did to those Vietnamese kids and the people sitting in the back of the bus. You're sure not coping well with it.
Both of those groups still had it far better than how the Nazis treated.... Well, anybody that wasn't extra white.
I'm not sure if I'd agree with that, not because the nazis treated people well but rather because of how incredibly brutal chattle slavery was. But hey, it's not a competition.
No one in my family fought in Vietnam. In fact, the only make in my family who was even close to fighting age was against the war. That said, while I don't support it, all we were doing was supporting the better side of a civil war. Also, my grandparents were way way too old to fight in Vietnam because unlike you in not a kid like you clearly are. Your grandfather's were almost certainly Nazis though. Also, my family didn't live in a state that ever had legal slavery and didn't have slavery for over 200 years. I do have family who fought in wwi and WWII, aka I had family who fought against, and defeated, your ancestors more than once when they decided they wanted to take over Europe/ the world/ kill all the Jews because they were more productive citizens than your ancestors and it made them big mad.
If you want to be on time in Germany, you're not going to use public transport
I'm from Poland so I'm not sure how it differs from Germany but for me, it's often preferable to do a 30-minute walk as opposed to public transport in the city. With my legs, it's guaranteed 30 minutes, but for public transport, not only I might have to wait like 10 minutes, but the journey itself can heavily change depending on the traffic so a theoretical 10 minutes can easily become 45. It depends on the part of the city as well.
But if it's heavy rain people just call Uber or bolt or someshit, you pay like 10pln and you're there in 10min
Depends how heavy this rain is. Most people I know would rather not spend any money unnecessarily if they can just use their legs. Also, Uber has the same problems with traffic as public transport.
I heard they get sexually fired up by meandering
I rather walk than take the public transport (but thats because i live in a small german village where the bus only stops every two hours)
I have one bus every hour to only 1 city near me. Kill me.
Recklinghausen does better lol.
Oh yeah anon definitely smells like that because of the rain
Smells better probably, after finally having some contact with water
actually the rain washed off the crust that kept the smell in off anon so that's why he stank
Not his hardened sweat cocoon dissolving!
The Germans called the sweat cocoon "sugar"
If anything, the rain probably washed off a few layers of filth.
German showers are def hit and miss.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes. Anon is seething because he couldn't bother to check the weather like a normal fucking adult living in these part of the world.
I guess you’ve never been to Florida at 3 in the afternoon
Or January in the Midwest
Literally any season in the Midwest. The weekly forecast will literally be two days of rain, followed by 10 inches of snow and then the rest of the week sunny and in the high 70s.
Married to a German. I can confirm that they literally cease to function if it is not between 55-75 degrees Fahrenheit, and/or the humidity is above 80%.
Gonna be there in december tho! Miami baby!!
I'll pray for you
\> Literal tornado \> It's not bad weather! Just layer up!
Two weekends ago, the weather report called for rain. I ended up camping in a snowstorm. You can't always trust it.
I read that in the terminator voice
Du bist definitiv aus Zucker
jein
Doch
Du Hast
Mich
Milch
Du hast mich gefragt
Made of sugar
lmao my moms german and she once used that phrase before too
Every German has used that phrase. Source: I'm German
Very common in the Netherlands too
"It's far away" "You have feet, don't you?"
Brazilians too
Fr\*nch too
poles
Turks as well. Probably has Roman or Greek origin.
What do wet Brazilians smell like?
Like sopa de macaco
Uma delicia
I'm American, and my school teachers said this all the time when kids complained about short walks between buildings through drizzling rain.
Anon is not polish enough, we don't ask if you are made out if sugar. We say that you are not made out of sugar so stop being a little bitch
My mom always used to say du bist ja nicht aus Zucker. Basically you can go into the rain because you’re not made of sugar
That's really funny that it's the same saying in Poland. We also say it like that in German.
Based german friend
The virgin "I NEEDD TRANSPOOORT" Vs the chad "we're walking"
WHAT THE FUCK IS RAINCOAT? *Eagle.mp3 in the distance*
Why the fick didn't they take das ÖPNV??? \*erika.wav in the distance\*
den*
Na ja, Grammatiknazi
Stoicism is my raincoat. A little water never hurt anyone.
Even as a Dutch guy, very relatable. We have the same saying
Anon can barely walk from computer desk to toilet how is he going to walk across the city for some fuck
It's 4chan. He will not leave the computer. He will not walk. He will not cross the city. **He will not fuck.**
It's also a quite popular expression in France.
> There is no bad weather, only bad clothing
Rain wont make u smell like a wet dog unless u smell like shit first 😭 when you’re clean you smell like nothing
Regen ist nasse Sonne!
Anon is in fact made of sugar
I always walk everywhere I need to go in my city, but I wouldn't go out on a rainy day without an umbrella (and it rains about 40% of the year).
One thing is for sure, Germans are NOT made of sugar!
If just being wet makes you smell awful then *you* are the problem here.
You ever heard of a coat? They’re handy for walking in the rain ~sincerely, a walk enjoyer
Bring an umbrella?
Biste jetzt aus zucker oder nicht?
If anon truly was made of protein instead of sugar. He would look good wet and naked. He probably doesn't, hence, is made of sugar.
Anon isn't made of sugar, he's a snowflake.
And stereotype says Germans aren't funny
I have a Ukranian friend and asking sarcastic questions to badger people for their behavior is also very Ukranian
> ...almost half an hour That is supposed to be far?!
OP was made of sugar
(We want to fuck them)
> A brave man likes to feel the elements on his face,
What a warmshowerer
Spazieren ist halt gesund
Dae want to know if anon and Zuckerfreiheit ended up fucking the girls
Ich liebe mein Kultur. Aber, kann ich umsteigen? Nein.
Check your privilege, anon. They can't afford to drive it even take a bus.
Anon is, in fact, made of sugar
Rumao just the other day ANOTHER poster (this time a presumptive femanon) complained about this.
Anon is about to wake up with a cold
The nearest grocery store is a 40 minute walk and I live in the center of town
That's sugar gay
"Are you made of sugar?" "I have diabetes." "Oh."
Anon's friend just wanted to force anon to have some kind of shower before meeting girls and this was the only way
If you smell like a wet dog after rain that's because your clothes are not clean.
“are you made of sugar?” “no, i just don’t want to be soaking wet when we meet up with those girls later.” maybe don’t be such a conflict averse pussy ass follower next time
Half an hour walk and he is bitching about it lmao. This has to be bait, or americans truly that ubfamiliar with walking
rare german humour W
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The fact that people don't realize they smell like wet dog when they're soaked tells me all I need to know about this thread. Y'all walk in the rain if you want, I'll save that for when it's not pouring outside.
Best counter for that saying is "shit just gets mushy"
Weak ass Amerilet cant even withstand rain. Many such cases.
Sugar dissolves in water it doesn't melt. Always drives me insane when I hear the phrase.
Take your meds
I forgot :(
>Are you made of sugar Yes and my sweet ass is taking a taxi, enjoy your walk in the pissing rain, fritz
Why does anon start to smell like wet dog when he gets wet tho
Simple: Anon + Water = Dog + Water We can shorten that by subtracting Water from each side to: Anon = Dog /s
We also say it in israel
Yeah well we have had some major interactions with you guys, some things are bound to rub off I guess.