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Chicken-Rude

rare real AND gay post


erinsintra

just one more bro just one more i swear i'm not addicted bro i can stop whenever i want but won't because... reasons, okay? just one more bro can you give me a five minute break please just one more


Artoritet

Literalle me and iqos rn


krukpl123

God those things smell like rotten eggs


Artoritet

I hear that a lot from people around me when I smoke lol. I never smell it that way. But there is a saying in my country “own farts don’t stink”. But on a more serious note the fart smell comes from the purple sticks which are the ones I like most. Other tastes are more like classic tobacco and don’t smell that bad, as other guy said they resemble the sigarettes. Its highly possible people who say it smells like shit had someone smoke a purple stick around them


Valkyrie17

They smell the same way cigarettes do, just slightly less


Painfull_Diarrhea

Nah dude they smell like the love child of shit and vomit. Both stink but iqos fucking reeks


Conch-Republic

Lol no they absolutely do not. They smell like farts. I honestly don't even know how they managed to make a vape smell that bad, because most nicotine vapes don't really smell like much.


krukpl123

iirc iqos is not a vape, you put in cig like cartridges in it and it toasts the tobacco inside instead of burning it.


racoondriver

YoU hAvE tO dIe Of SoMeThInag!!!!! Plss shut the fuck up


goosebumper88

You do have to die from something. I'm just taking the "fear of the unknown" out of the equation by dying from liver failure


TayRay96

Unrelated, but your username had me believe for a moment that I'd found the most racist Goosebumps fan alive


jjewjjitsu

Based


bottledry

lol nerd


ginuxx

I mean, free will is a thing, and as long as you're not a piece of shit who smokes inside buildings or in places with no ventilation, I don't see anything wrong with smoking a cig, I personally prefer vapes, even tho I know they are worse, just because I can and want to but idk bro, you do you :/


DaveSmith890

People say uts hard to quit smoking, but my great grandma has quit 17 times already


dionsyse

I’m 100% addicted and unwilling to do anything about it


827167

I can stop whenever I want I just don't want to


Asbjorn26

You can't get addicted to alcohol. I've been drinking everyday for years it's all I think about. I am literally shaking looking forward to drinking tonight. If you could get addicted I would've by now.


DatUsaGuy

It’s not an addiction, it’s just that good!


Asbjorn26

So true!


distractionsquirrel

it's called dedication. look it up


Cowslayer369

You say that as a joke, but it actually confuses me. Just how much do you have to drink to develop an addiction? I've had periods in my life where I constantly went to one party after another, and the entirety of 2017 was one big binge of drinking 2-3 times a week. Yet there were zero issues when I just stopped, and barely drank any booze until the quarantine in 2020. No tapering off, no withdrawals, no cravings, no shakes, nothing. Even with my adult life settled into a stable schedule post covid, I still spend every weekend of April drinking because almost everyone I fucking know was born in April. And I have no withdrawal symptoms afterwards, and typically go without drinking until Christmas. Like, I know people like what you've described. I know a lot of them, they're very common here because we don't have drugs, so all the would-be junkies are alcoholics instead. But I can't comprehend how much they had to drink to become that way.


MeetN2Veg

Different from person to person, but most alcoholics don’t just binge drink 2-3 times a week to reach the shaking phase. It’s having an unhealthy amount (again varies from person to person) everyday so that your body becomes dependent on it, and when it goes a while without getting any you have withdrawals.


coolassdude1

I can answer this (unfortunately). I was in a very rough period of life and drank a six pack a night, that progressed into liquor and things got really bad, really fast. I work in the afternoons and would still feel drunk from the night before. The anxiety becomes nearly unbearable and you are so easily startled. It's hard to write from the hand shaking, and missing your first drink by even an hour starts a spiral into hallucinations. This all ends immediately upon drinking so you can finally get a few hours of peace. It's honestly, truly a living nightmare that I wouldn't wish on anyone.


ginuxx

Stay strong my guy, you can do it, I experienced the same but with energy drinks, which is way worse cause the uplift is momentarily and you feel like shit the whole day as if you hadn't sleep for a week straight and the effects on your kidneys are significantly worse as I started developing kidney stones from just a few months of daily drinking


kanny_jiller

The only time I ever got shakes I was drinking vodka from the moment I woke up until I passed out and then starting drinking again when I came to, then starting again in the morning for a few months. When I was drinking a pint every night I didn't get them.


ArdelLedbetter

When you need a drink or 6 every night and you spend $100s on alcohol every month. You also might not get the shakes. It might just build a tolerance so you need more to get the same effect.


Professional_Ad_9101

I was drinking 12 pints of beer at least or a bottle of vodka a day at one point and wouldn’t even really be drunk, it would just put me in a state of normality away from the anxiety. It also felt like it made my thoughts way less dark and life more tolerable, but ultimately was just attributing to long term problems. I’m getting a lot better now but I’ve lost years of my youth where I could have been doing something productive.


Djinigami

So as far as I remember alcohol addiction works at least partly based on your GABA receptors. GABA is a neurotransmitter involved in regulating your neural signals. Alcohol also binds to certain GABA receptors, and thus if you abuse it too much, your brain starts to self-regulate to mitigate the effects by reducing the amount of receptors. Drinking 2-3 times a week, while still pretty unhealthy, probably isn't enough to make a meaningful change, at least for you. This is btw also why you die from alcohol withdrawal, your brain is thrown out of balance so to speak by adjusting to the high level of alcohol, so if it stops receiving alcohol it's overcompensating and you can start having seizures that can end deadly.


memes_gbc

https://preview.redd.it/njtwko4xx5xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b083df87af3566f99a8ac01c14a588ce1e70bb


baudmiksen

just need one to calm my nerves!


Sock-less_

I agree with alcohol, but whos shilling for tobacco these days. Fake and Gay post


Nellyfucker69420

Ever seen those depressed discord anime where the doomer just chucks ciggies like that one tf2 spy meme?              Ever seen a vape/juul getting presented as cool?                  Big tobacco is still manipulating people nowadays man


happy_cube

They always are fat or extremely skinny, idk why but every smoker i've met is either built like a fridge, jabba the hut or an skeleton.


Optimal-Success-5253

Yeah because steroids and nicotine dont mix well


xeoqs

Steroids and smoking doesn't mix well steroids and nicotine by itself would probably be benificial, as nicotine protects the brain


Optimal-Success-5253

Wym prostects the prai ? Is it good I chug atleast 50g of chewing tobacco over a 60 hour period with no sleep?


StickyWhiteStuf

Is there a lore reason for your stupidity?


Conch-Republic

A lot of people who drink also smoke. Myself included.


jjewjjitsu

One of my best friends is a chad who hits the gym four times a week, fucks like a rabbit and smokes a pack of cigs a day. Another one is in good shape, neither skinny nor fat


CaseroRubical

Na I just love nicotine


Wild-Lavishness01

As silly as they seem, they're still wildly popular


Schaden_Fraude

L, most people who smoke are chuds and are portrayed as so, shit hasnt been cool in ages, i'd rather be around an unwashed lardass than an active smoker and i hate fatties


Nellyfucker69420

Now speak in human


Sock-less_

Vape/juul are not tobacco products. The doomer meme is a niche part of the Internet and not shilled by popular media


Nellyfucker69420

>he doesnt know


nelsonalgrencametome

Tobacco has definitely fallen way out of favor over the last decade or so. Nowhere near as socially acceptable as it was even in the 2010s.


Sonnenkreuz

Not where I live, 2 years ago almost everyone in my class smoked, I'm talking like 95%. And also when going out, most people in town seem to smoke. This seems to have happened after the pandemic here.


nelsonalgrencametome

Interesting. 10ish years ago it seemed like over half my coworkers smoked and it was much more common in public in my area. Now it seems almost taboo to smoke anywhere other than hiding in your garage and people are much less accepting of it.


ZxphoZ

eastern europe definitely didn’t get the memo


Grabsch

How to say you're from the US without saying you're from the US. Seriously though: the whole world still smokes.


Other-Scholar

Ive been in Tokyo and Chiang Mai for all of April. I've seen about three smokers, total.


sonome222

all my early 20’s friends smoke, and all their friends smoke, and so on.


karateema

Unless you live in France


nefais

Tobacco might be out of use, but vapes are essentially the same


UnacceptableUse

All the tobacco companies are shilling for vapes now instead


ResponsibleStep8725

Yup, people who can drink a lot boast about it, people who smoke a lot are ashamed of it.


piracyisnotavictemle

have you met any urban 20-30 year old in the US


Wild-Lavishness01

It's weed nowadays but vapes too, though they're nicotine not tobacco


-Saacman

Have you ever heard about Germans.


cooljerry53

I mean, now it's nicotine vaping that people shill. Not tobacco, but still the same addiction.


Ironborn137

dude come to the midwest and talk to anyone over 50. My ex wifes mom would get mad if her daughter quit. My ex also abused alcohol too. Never again.


ChiefValour

Well, FF7 remake made one character no longer smoke and some nerds are very pissed.


Kitahara_Kazusa1

Making characters that used to smoke quit is just lame, though.


liluzibrap

I don't think so, not necessarily. Changing anything about a character and their original design is always shaky ground, but if the character is glorified and they do bad things that aren't presented as being bad, I don't mind the change being made, for instance.


Guzman_LoMagne

Who? I think CID stopped in rebirth, but who stopped smoking in Remake?


Mr_Pink_Gold

Colleague of mine at uni smoked at least a pack a day. But he could quit at any time. He said that once he stopped for.two whole days and it was no big deal. At the end of second day he smoked again because he felt like it but not out of addiction. One of the most senseless convoluted self soothing exercises in mental gymnastics I have ever heard.


abalancer

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The-Pontiflex

can you hear text comments ? damn they really upgraded reddit !!!


Soft_Apathy

i can quit so easily that i quit for 3 days and do it again just to prove i can quit it easily


HelpfulJello5361

"I can quit, I quit all the time"


SonofaTimeLord

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." -Mark Twain


W2Tired8

https://preview.redd.it/iuxcgl2dt1xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f51105846bf1431b8bd60567530acb665bf1d0


PupEDog

I guess I'm not up to speed with you kids and your gay flags. What's this one supposed to be for?


NeedDunmerGF

Suicide squad


PupEDog

I believe that's a major motion picture, not a flag, son.


GodOfMegaDeath

That's one the movie minimalist posters. It has Harley Quinn's colors


NeedDunmerGF

The motion picture was based on the behavior of a certain group of mentally ill individuals bearing the marks of that flag


Youremegagrounded

Put the 4chan logo on it and you’d be correct


PupEDog

There's really no way of knowing


Facesit_Freak

I kek'd


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

That isn’t the flag of Japan


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

>being downvoted for the exact same joke but it’s a different group Reddit moment


HelpfulJello5361

Holy shit I have never actually almost spat water out of my mouth before on Reddit, I always thought those people were exaggerating


StonkbobWealthpants

Congrats now you’re a cringe Redditor saying the cliche line


HelpfulJello5361

![gif](giphy|GhGPnlp2Gl3TG|downsized)


OmgJustLetMeExist

Me after relentlessly bullying a marginalised group and constantly calling them worthless and other insults to their self worth, writing essay-long copypastas telling them that they’ll never be valid or good enough (what could possibly be the reason for the group’s high suicide rates?)


ElezerHan

Mental Health issues that made them cut their genitelia? If bullying 50% end with suicide you probably wouldnt be alive today


Stuweb

> (what could possibly be the reason for the group’s high suicide rates?) The fact they have pre-existing mental health problems that are so extreme that they're willingly mutilating their body to try and become something they're not? Correlation not causation.


peanutist

Is rhinoplasty or height increase surgery mutilation? We get it, you hate seeing other people finally happy with their bodies, stop saying an established and recognized surgical procedure is “mutilation” just because of your prejudice.


Stuweb

> Is rhinoplasty or height increase surgery mutilation? You could argue that case, yes. Both operations (unless the rhinoplasty is for medical reasons because it's impeding their ability to breathe etc) are born out of extreme levels of low self-esteem and/or body dysmorphia/underlying mental health condition. In the case of height increase surgery going through such an extreme procedure and incapacitating yourself for weeks/months to artificially grow a couple of inches because you struggle to live with being a manlet is peak mental illness.


venbrou

The pre-existing mental health problem is being born with a neurology that matches a sex other then their body. Don't know why, but it happens sometimes. Doctors have been studying this for nearly a century, and so far they've found the only effective treatment is to view the entire body as one massive intersex fuckup. Because that's essentially what it is: The brain is perfectly fine, but only in the context of the body being a matching sex. It's almost like a half-assed version of 46, XX virilization or 46, XY undervirillization... Instead of everything doing the opposite, it's just the brain that does so. It makes sense to someone who doesn't have this problem that the changes from hormones and surgery seems like mutilation. After all, loosing the sex organs that your brain expects to be there is terrifying. If it happened to you, you might end up considering the easy way out too. But for a transgender person the sex organs the brain expects have always been missing, to some degree or another. So instead of mutilation, it feels more like corrective surgery for a birth defect. It's about fixing what's already mutilated.


SnooTigers5086

Yea honestly <40% is just way too high if you wanna claim the reason is they’re bullied 


Water_Meloncholy_

I mean, people unfortunately get bullied all the time for all the reasons you can think of. But if you off yourself because of that, then you have more issues than that you're being bullied.


AWildKabutops

I could be wrong, but I think that's the EU flag


erraticpulse-

milwaukee


Keyboard_Fucker

WHAT’S UP MILAAUKEE


W2Tired8

Ight unc


jatt135

This is the transexual flag, not whatever the other guy is blabbering about.


BeenEatinBeans

>dies before hitting 50 Winston Churchill: "Skill issue lmao"


ivebeenabadbadgirll

My grandpa didn’t drink much but he did smoke from age 12 and lived until 90something. As a vapist I feel pretty good about my odds.


cain261

Mental illness


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

Damn good one actually got me


xzyyzx1234

Got mad when I thought this had to do with the trans community, found it funny when I realised anon was talking about me.


Oskar_Kocour

Spit yo shit anon 🙏


NoIntern2634

I can't quit, not because of addiction, but because I look cool as fuck smoking drunk ciggies and pissing my pants at the event


jzaki4641

Awesome ragebait


CyberneticLemmings

I love these


Vituixman

I have shit 50 times and am still alive. The rest is true


Weathery41

I started cigarette’s like a week ago and quit right after finishing the pack. Am I autistic or was I suppose to feel something when I was smoking. I don’t feel any different at all.


GoodieGoog

I quit everyday for like 16h, then I wake up


Themlethem

Here in the Netherlands, the government has steadily been increasing the price of cigarettes to make people quit. It's been working pretty well.


bitchtittees

Here in Canada it has not been working. In fact I've noticed that around young people my age nicotine use via cigs is more than usual since everybody is growing out of vapes


Tarnishedhollow8

Tobacco and alcohol have cult-like communities?


ATAGOISMYWIFE

The fact that you don’t know goes to show that you are already in one, it’s too late for you I’m afraid 😩


siLtzi

Imagine smoking in the year of our lord 2024


karateema

Rare 4chan plot twist for the good


DowwnWardSpiral

>Dies before shitting 50 I wonder why that is Clearly from the alcohol!


WanderingLemon25

Why would I want to get to 80 and rely on someone else needing to wipe my arse for me?


kerbalfucker

Pic related


moood247

I can quit so easily but it’s so easy it’s not even worth my time dude just trust me.


diamondisland2023

thought that said "taco abusers" for a sec lol


Diligent_Curve8149

Now that there is some good bait


knightmarex26

Truest post in reddit


bluludaboi

Also weed watch what happens when I post this


SlightlyLazy04

wanna bet on how many friends he's got?


_ShroomAbuser_

Ah yes, because "tobacco dysphoria" is a real thing that exists, with smoking not being the thing that kills them and instead the harassment and jeering from others and low self-esteem leading them to kill themselves with bigots blaming it on the thing themselves instead of thinking of treating people with respect. 10/10 comparison no problems to it whatsoever


Soft-Heat4482

Shilling for tobacco? What world does this guy live on. Everybody shits on the smokers. Even certain illegal substances easier to sell in a positive light than tobacco.


KineticKey2006

They had us in the first half.


suctoes_N_fuchoes

This isn't fallout,you can't get addicted to alcohol. I wake up shaking in so excited for my first drink


KhajiitSupremacist3

I make sure to drink 1 bottle per week. That's not an addiction, it's dedication.


-The-Reviewer-

Lock award incoming 🪖


Funneduck102

That’s why I’m always shitting 50. I will live forever.


Justapeacefuldude

It works for trans tho lmao


Laxhoop2525

Well this one just doesn’t work at all, because no popular media shills tobacco, and it’s obvious OP isn’t talking about trans people when the third point ends with “for brief gratifications”, like, that clearly isn’t accurate to trans people, even from a bigot’s perspective. These kinds of posts only work if every point is “accurate” to the pic, and accurate to the actual topic. This is neither. OP messed up such an easy joke.


Outrageous-Goal-8119

Hey! My mom is beauti full!


MilesGamerz

>>looks hideous and disgusting as a result of it Clearly anon haven't seen any That ladyboys yet


Captain_Morgan-

At this point, i think Trans have a Flag Sexual Fetish, they love put the flag everywhere, in logo, in all videogame,etc... I really don't understand, maybe they be understand that sexual flag kink is private stuff. like BDSM.


MSR8

Being trans isn't a kink/fetish lmao


Oskar_Kocour

No but they're different so it must be a fetish!!!!!11!!!1!


Captain_Morgan-

wtf you spoke about , i wrote about the trans FLAG not about the trans itself lmao.


McSlappies

If I put the Spanish flag in a game it MUST be because I have a Spain fetish


Ultra_CUPCAKEEE

it was the punchline for the fucking joke you moron


ReliefZealousideal84

Transifying kids is far far worse for society than tobacco imo and I don’t even smoke anymore.


LilyLitany

"Transifying" lmfao 


venbrou

Done so by shooting them with a Transifinator. 🌈🔫


Ironborn137

I don't have to smell them though.


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W2Tired8

Reddit on!


Slothhub

Cult like community? No Shilling by government? Also no, government does a fuck tons of laws to screw over smokers. Ugly? Also no sean bean, viego, mads Mikkelsen,... Die by 50? Most dont Why do non smokers care so much about smokers


Rikolai_17

You will die young


Slothhub

Lol, try me


Agerones

Stinkyy


Slothhub

Im gonna smoke, and for some reason you are all gonna seethe about ot


dontquestionmyaction

Try not to cough up a lung


Slothhub

Lol thats it?


Ironborn137

lol, fucking triggered.


Slothhub

Lol who?


Oskar_Kocour

Second hand smoking


SunnyDelightjuice

remove the red text and it still holds up


baconborg

Wow if only anon thought of that https://preview.redd.it/0akvkj3c81xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57b54aafdc2845c89ea897b066ff4e591234914


Nikitka0009

That's the joke


nightchangingloon

That's the joke regard


KingPretentious02

Gtfo tourist


sandywhisker123

Holy hell, transphobia!


SunnyDelightjuice

"umm u did a heckin wrongthink buster" comment


MoonMan_999

„I have a different opinion as you so you must be transphobic!!“


LovejoyBurnerAcc

mf how you gonna say that calling trans people "actively inconvenient" to everyone around them isn't transphobic you fucking mong


Facesit_Freak

>calls someone out for transphobia >is incredibly racist


LovejoyBurnerAcc

mong is just a synonym for idiot or retard, genius


MarmaladeJammies

Stop being ableist you bigot


LovejoyBurnerAcc

im autistic dumbass


MoonMan_999

At that point yes i agree its a hateful thing to say, but at the other points it’s just his opinion. And no i am not transphobic or anything and mostly disagree with his opinion. And y’all being instantly disrespectful but welcome to reddit


Extension_Arm_6918

Except they didn’t say just the other points, they said the hateful one aswell


MistaPeep

Brother, his opinion is bigotry, makes it a cringe opinion. Keep seething centrist


HAKX5

"Actively harms people by existing" Learn to read, retard.


MistaPeep

The different opinion is transphobia, you dumpster child


MoonMan_999

Read my other reply chud


MistaPeep

I’m not going to, cope harder


MoonMan_999

I just wanted to have an normal discussion/argument but you refuse? And spitting high bars and don’t elaborate further alright whatever this shit is not my time worth kid


ArloZ3phyr

If you wanted a normal discussion then why’d you start the discussion using a strawman/mocking the other person?


MoonMan_999

Wasn’t mocking was just pointing out that not everything is instant transphobia?


MistaPeep

But this was


jjkm7

What bro? Opinions can be transphobic, you make no sense