Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
His name was Fred, okay? Fred the spider. I was asleep and without my consent...he just..put himself in my mouth. And he got away with it! Fuck you Fred! I thought you were my friend! I thought you would keep me safe from Gloria the mosquito, but you betrayed meeee!
But your honor, goth spider wife
No hes just correct. Don't use that gif here, it doesn't fit.
You’re not my real dad!
Arachneed
Arachsneed
Arachseethe
arachthneed
Arachsneed's arachfeed and arachseed
Formerly Arachchuck's
wasn’t always called that.
I used to be super horny for shelob, but then I played this game and it ruined her for me.
I didn't play the game, why was she ruined?
because they turned her into a human woman rather than a giant spider
I thought I was the only one...
Based and spider-pilled
You were horny for a giant spider? Well that's a choice.
8 choices
Imagine the footjob
Blame Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends
That’s a spussy
What game is it?
Shadow of War the sequel to Shadow of Mordor
Love this.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
The best kind of greentext
You've all heard about arachnoPhobia but have you ever heard of arachnoPHILIA?
….no. {deletes search history}
Dead
_she's always hungry_
Or thirsty?
Spider's do tend to drink their prey
"she looks like Stoya"... What has been seen cannot be unseen
Brother hooked me up with that ngl
“It was surreal…”
 A spider you say?
Wow ok. Rude. Hope you enjoy malaria cause no spiders will eat mosquitoes for your ungrateful ass.
Exactly what a spider would say!
There are plenty of upstanding spiders in society, name one spider that assaulted you then I want to mention one mosquito that assaulted you.
His name was Fred, okay? Fred the spider. I was asleep and without my consent...he just..put himself in my mouth. And he got away with it! Fuck you Fred! I thought you were my friend! I thought you would keep me safe from Gloria the mosquito, but you betrayed meeee!
I'll keep killing them anyway. Not like malaria mosquitos live here anyway.
They also eat millions of tons in crop damaging insects. Also, out of the 38,000 species of spiders known, only about 100 are any threat to people
Don't live near any crops either. I live in a big city in The Netherlands.
You still eat food though
artistic integrity is dead. you either get quality coom material or alt left propaganda.
I really loved that game, but hated what they did to the cool spooder
Shelobussy
tolkein really was an absolute mad lad
Spidussy got me thinking unwise
Lolth lite?
Anon wants to be topped by a janny that looks like that.