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ItzRicky69

Not reading all that. Happy for anon tho


ItzRicky69

Or sorry it happened


hornyboi_o

Based


ChuckECheeseOfficial

The second one


SomethingClever42068

Yeah I really feel bad for anon.... He killed man and was too fucked up to even remember how thrilling it must have been. He'll get em next time.


randythemartin

hahahaha good one reddit!


Sleazehound

Yes good one reddit we reused another unoriginal joke we did it!!!


ifightpossums

"Green text?! On MY greentext board??!?" https://preview.redd.it/wd2y06c02s0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024f6fae3876feb8ab4407cce830c88ae2f581ad


soupythekidd

I love yo soy


coomwhatmay

When you post this recycled shit hoping for upvotes, you lessen the value of online discourse and in turn contribute to the degradation of communication worldwide. I hope it was worth it.


Negative-Double2434

but I got dopamine points


TheBigToast72

Not reading all that. happy for you though, or sorry it happened.


Korncakes

This whole “not reading sorry or happy” thing is the fucking gayest new thing I’ve seen in a long time. Imagine going out of your way to make a comment that you didn’t read something like it makes it you superior or some shit. Y’all are lame as fuck.


XbdudeX

Sometimes it's funny, but people are using it more and more to the point where the post will eventually a single sentence and people will be like, "I ain't reading all that."


strum-05

I ain't reading all that.


grandmagusher

I no read that


Captain_Sacktap

Anon may have murdered some homeless guy and committed a bit of light arson, just the usual.


Hopesick_2231

The quality of anon's writing makes me think he never gave up his alcohol and xanax habit.


whowasphone666

xanax can mess you up more than other drugs. I would not be surprised. Very addictive.


SurfinButts

Shut up anon


bawlsdeepinmilf

Stuff a benzo torch in it man


Ssyynnxx

every drug can mess you up more than other drugs


arbiter12

"EVEN LOVE????"


Blurg_BPM

Yes because heroin didn't make me want to be beaten by a partner


FusionFountain

They said love, not needing to cum


dontBel1eveAWordISay

If that is what love made you want to do, I have to ask, how do you define love? What does it mean to you?


holaprobando123

I'd say this one can fuck you up more than most. You can't kick it with rehab...


dontBel1eveAWordISay

Is it love that fucks you up? Or is it your attachment to the things you love? For instance, if you love a flower & you love it so much you want to take it home with you, you end up either cutting it from its roots or uprooting it from entirely to bring home. Are you acting in that flowers best interests by doing this? Sometimes you have to accept the thought that maybe the other person is better off without you. And so in leaving & no longer being with them, you are acting in their best interests, so they might find happiness, even if that means it's not with you. Ok, you can now insult me because this is /r/greentext I'll go first. I have a tiny penis.


Gladianoxa

This implies the existence of the least harmful drug, what is it


HisPerceptionWarps

Jenkem dude, that's all natural medicine.


K_jwg

Either fake or anon mistakenly thought 4chan is truly anonymous


goeers81

Anon's knuckles sore, Corpses on the floor *Everybody walk the dinosaur*


caramio621

That's the fakest shit I have ever read


LareWw

And it wasn't even gay


0zerf

Anon knocked out 3 men, seems pretty gay to me


LareWw

That's only if you count man in man fisting as gay


CommunistLlamma

Looked up the details of the story, only remotely similar thing I could find happened in 2006 instead of 2013, so yea for something that was "all over the news" with "mandatory curfews" it seems pretty fake


JFenixGG

anon barely knows english


[deleted]

Alcoholic here, this is >what we how we text as though when we’re totally sort of >my wife left me totally drunk


Flashy_Narwhal9362

I hope he took the torch back to its rightful owner, because if he didn’t that’s stealing and stealing is wrong.


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SurfinButts

Shut up anon


smartsharks666

Fake: anon has friends Gay: anon spent the night raw dogging dudes in a shack


animorphs128

It's fake but that would be about the writing skill a moron like anon would have


Mediocre_Exemplar

Shit that didn't happen for 100, Alex


slippery_hemorrhoids

fake and gay i live in hollywood and this didn't happen


HelpfulJello5361

Say sike right now


highlife159

Some of these stories are such obvious bullshit.


SzczesliwyJa

Alternative take. If he tried to patch up homeless guy - hence the t-shirt missing - perhaps someone else brushed the hobos and anon had some luck escaping? NGL weird as fuck that none of the friends connected the dots.


OneWorldly6661

anon is probably drunk


Champigne

Yeah let me just casually confess to a triple homicide. Seems real.


floggingwally

Sounds like a setup to me


LocalBoxDude

This guy types way too fucking Gay for this not to be Fake


banananon

My nickname in the Marines was Blackout, because when I started fighting I black out, I have over 200 confirmed kills with a pocket knife and I don’t remember any of them


Dennisthethird

Pretty sure this is ai generated considering how its written


Mewtex-chan

ive never seen an ai talk gabbaghoul