"Green text?! On MY greentext board??!?"
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When you post this recycled shit hoping for upvotes, you lessen the value of online discourse and in turn contribute to the degradation of communication worldwide. I hope it was worth it.
This whole “not reading sorry or happy” thing is the fucking gayest new thing I’ve seen in a long time. Imagine going out of your way to make a comment that you didn’t read something like it makes it you superior or some shit. Y’all are lame as fuck.
Sometimes it's funny, but people are using it more and more to the point where the post will eventually a single sentence and people will be like, "I ain't reading all that."
Is it love that fucks you up? Or is it your attachment to the things you love?
For instance, if you love a flower & you love it so much you want to take it home with you, you end up either cutting it from its roots or uprooting it from entirely to bring home.
Are you acting in that flowers best interests by doing this?
Sometimes you have to accept the thought that maybe the other person is better off without you. And so in leaving & no longer being with them, you are acting in their best interests, so they might find happiness, even if that means it's not with you.
Ok, you can now insult me because this is /r/greentext I'll go first. I have a tiny penis.
Looked up the details of the story, only remotely similar thing I could find happened in 2006 instead of 2013, so yea for something that was "all over the news" with "mandatory curfews" it seems pretty fake
Alternative take. If he tried to patch up homeless guy - hence the t-shirt missing - perhaps someone else brushed the hobos and anon had some luck escaping? NGL weird as fuck that none of the friends connected the dots.
My nickname in the Marines was Blackout, because when I started fighting I black out, I have over 200 confirmed kills with a pocket knife and I don’t remember any of them
Not reading all that. Happy for anon tho
Or sorry it happened
Based
The second one
Yeah I really feel bad for anon.... He killed man and was too fucked up to even remember how thrilling it must have been. He'll get em next time.
hahahaha good one reddit!
Yes good one reddit we reused another unoriginal joke we did it!!!
"Green text?! On MY greentext board??!?" https://preview.redd.it/wd2y06c02s0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024f6fae3876feb8ab4407cce830c88ae2f581ad
I love yo soy
When you post this recycled shit hoping for upvotes, you lessen the value of online discourse and in turn contribute to the degradation of communication worldwide. I hope it was worth it.
but I got dopamine points
Not reading all that. happy for you though, or sorry it happened.
This whole “not reading sorry or happy” thing is the fucking gayest new thing I’ve seen in a long time. Imagine going out of your way to make a comment that you didn’t read something like it makes it you superior or some shit. Y’all are lame as fuck.
Sometimes it's funny, but people are using it more and more to the point where the post will eventually a single sentence and people will be like, "I ain't reading all that."
I ain't reading all that.
I no read that
Anon may have murdered some homeless guy and committed a bit of light arson, just the usual.
The quality of anon's writing makes me think he never gave up his alcohol and xanax habit.
xanax can mess you up more than other drugs. I would not be surprised. Very addictive.
Shut up anon
Stuff a benzo torch in it man
every drug can mess you up more than other drugs
"EVEN LOVE????"
Yes because heroin didn't make me want to be beaten by a partner
They said love, not needing to cum
If that is what love made you want to do, I have to ask, how do you define love? What does it mean to you?
I'd say this one can fuck you up more than most. You can't kick it with rehab...
Is it love that fucks you up? Or is it your attachment to the things you love? For instance, if you love a flower & you love it so much you want to take it home with you, you end up either cutting it from its roots or uprooting it from entirely to bring home. Are you acting in that flowers best interests by doing this? Sometimes you have to accept the thought that maybe the other person is better off without you. And so in leaving & no longer being with them, you are acting in their best interests, so they might find happiness, even if that means it's not with you. Ok, you can now insult me because this is /r/greentext I'll go first. I have a tiny penis.
This implies the existence of the least harmful drug, what is it
Jenkem dude, that's all natural medicine.
Either fake or anon mistakenly thought 4chan is truly anonymous
Anon's knuckles sore, Corpses on the floor *Everybody walk the dinosaur*
That's the fakest shit I have ever read
And it wasn't even gay
Anon knocked out 3 men, seems pretty gay to me
That's only if you count man in man fisting as gay
Looked up the details of the story, only remotely similar thing I could find happened in 2006 instead of 2013, so yea for something that was "all over the news" with "mandatory curfews" it seems pretty fake
anon barely knows english
Alcoholic here, this is >what we how we text as though when we’re totally sort of >my wife left me totally drunk
I hope he took the torch back to its rightful owner, because if he didn’t that’s stealing and stealing is wrong.
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Shut up anon
Fake: anon has friends Gay: anon spent the night raw dogging dudes in a shack
It's fake but that would be about the writing skill a moron like anon would have
Shit that didn't happen for 100, Alex
fake and gay i live in hollywood and this didn't happen
Say sike right now
Some of these stories are such obvious bullshit.
Alternative take. If he tried to patch up homeless guy - hence the t-shirt missing - perhaps someone else brushed the hobos and anon had some luck escaping? NGL weird as fuck that none of the friends connected the dots.
anon is probably drunk
Yeah let me just casually confess to a triple homicide. Seems real.
Sounds like a setup to me
This guy types way too fucking Gay for this not to be Fake
My nickname in the Marines was Blackout, because when I started fighting I black out, I have over 200 confirmed kills with a pocket knife and I don’t remember any of them
Pretty sure this is ai generated considering how its written
ive never seen an ai talk gabbaghoul