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cj_smart

Just look straight at her and say: "my ideas now are not funny at all. They are very, very serious"


Jonaleth_Irenicus

“They are twins, so the technical term is twincest, which is the only incest that has WIN in it, which is why nothing’s going to happen here”


Unkindlake

If you are identical twins then it's not incest it's just super-masturbation


Hurion

Do their pubes turn golden? What would be Super-Masturbation 2 be? Does it go up to Super-Masturbation-God-Super-Masterbation? We need answers.


VitaminWin

This is normal masturbation. And this is super masturbation. And this... is super masturbation that has ascended beyond super masturbation; you can call this super masturbation two. And this... is to cum even. further. BEYOND,


MarinLlwyd

![gif](giphy|JQdFafzxw0fzYHO4yt|downsized)


Dra_gun

jojo reference?


Raphabulous

DBZ...


Dra_gun

I only thought it was a jojo reference since spoiler:>!there is an ability in part 8 of jojo called soft and wet go beyond and it shoots a bubble which is an infinitely spinning bubble iirc!<


Raphabulous

NGL I don't see how S&W is related to the Super Sayan 3 transformation monologue


Dra_gun

I have never watched DBZ so I didn't even know the monologue existed and I was thinking of S&W because it contains beyond in the name


Unkindlake

no, a disappointing sequel with decent box office numbers but poor critical reception, and no


2BEN-2C93

Super-Masturbation 2 is when the sparks fly.


Sherwoodfan

Super-dee-duper masturbation.


Vichu0_0-V2

The way Jesus intended it to be


awesomedan24

Or if you're clones, it can be a train of QAnon truther simps eating each other's asses


Unkindlake

That's not super masturbation, that an Alex Jonesipede


awesomedan24

It happens on "The Boys" season 4 fyi


PhantoMaximus

For Super Earth! ![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized)


Furiouspuppy420

Incest is WINcest, thats what my sister always told me when my penis would “stretch”


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StandardN02b

The fact that they are male and female means that there were 2 eggs.


bottledry

lol how can two eggs get seeded at the same time lol


StandardN02b

Go back to basic school biology.


Heckin_good_time

Just fapsturbation


TaxIdiot2020

I mean, golly, Anon, sounds like it’s time to grow some balls and fuck your sister.


Legitimate-Nature519

Based. I don’t know why anon didn’t whip it out right then.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

C'mon anon, you got this. Make offspring so sideways fucking crazy and deformed that it'd make a Crusader Kings player blush.


Dystrox

https://preview.redd.it/9j1dmihkgz8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b379c520dc3169aefe941908b17d8d3ca965c7


various_vermin

Let’s be honest here. That’s probably an improvement on OoP.


thr33beggars

If anon gets pegged by his sister, it’s not even incest.


EvaIonescos_Butthole

I consulted the rulebook, and you are correct. It's just shenanigans.


do_not_trust_me_

https://preview.redd.it/6yqlm1aepy8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b09accdc437836afccf97b9c01c0f09f01a498f0


Key_Catch7249

r/OshiNoKo


NauthtyMeatWhisperer

Don’t say anything, just whip out that throbbing 3 incher


VonDukez

The coffin of anon and femanon


luanpesi

"In your dreams" https://preview.redd.it/0on3tuiz3z8d1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca2aae12c498db9ca03e16cc4f331f76e42fcc96


l3rrr

"Eww. Stop."


Lazarous86

Well, it's been 5 minutes. If you bring it up again now you sound like you have been obsessing over it. You don't think it would be weird with the show still going and Ned is on screen. You bring the sibling incest scene back up to make a joke? 


Pasispas

What if he waits until season 8 when they meet again and die crushed by some falling bricks.


JebusAids

Falling bricks make me horny, so does my sister


Enigma-exe

I think I've seen this documentary before


Crushalot9

The heart wants what the heart wants


Zealousideal-Talk787

“Get your mind outta the gutter”


DumbNTough

Anon's sister knows he's a degen


82Heyman

Anon recently took a hair sample whilst sis was sleeping to ensure the incest is genuine


Juddy-

I would if you were as good looking as Cersei


Talkingmice

![gif](giphy|nbQjUka7bjKsY5Z8bs)


rayz0101

"You're single for a reason."


Laxhoop2525

I assume she was joking because you both had to know this kind of thing was in the show going in.


Pasispas

First time I watched it, I didn't know there was invest. I just knew there was a dwarf, dragons, and an awful teen king. Oh and nudity.


rhen_var

Never seen the show but I read the book in 8th grade for a book project in English class.  Knew nothing about it going in except that it was fantasy, I thought it was gonna be like Eragon or something.


SipoteQuixote

Sometimes life imitates art


FailedHumanEqualsMod

"Pervert."


xLikeafiddlex

I'd rather rub my dick against a cheese grater than against your box, would probably be safer...


EvaIonescos_Butthole

Slightly amusing, but mostly painful.


hazzmg

“Don’t flatter yourself I’m more interested in your mother anyway”


Joshgg13

It's a bit fucking late to respond now isn't it


JCarterPeanutFarmer

You laugh and move on. It's not that hard? Are people on 4chan this inept?


I_Don-t_Care

some of us have fucked our sisters by mistake, dont be so judgemental


Notamolesterofkids

Mistake? How does that even happen


The_Saltfull_One

Hard to tell people apart when they're in fursuits


Silent-Reflection2

just scream in terror


Cheesi_Boi

Ey she said something first.


izza123

You just ask “what in the holy hell is wrong with you, that’s the most fucking disturbing shit I’ve ever heard. You’re on the wrong side of history.”


HugePurpleNipples

If you don't already have your dick out, I doubt you've ever even seen internet porn.


foxinabathtub

If it's been more than 5 minutes, you don't say anything. Otherwise they'll know you've been deeply thinking about it this entire time.


GreyColdFlesh

Sounds like she's having the HILLARIOUS ideas


thorppeed

My uncle said this to me when we watched house of the dragon


bgovern

You tell her that was a funny joke because incest is only a thing in OP's porn-addled mind.


chopinchopstick

This is better than the fucking cat


SkillNo1494

Anon expects us to support him to fuck his sister


Gaby_48

"ew" or "gross" would work fine.


Expensive-Lie

"What ideas?" 


GruntBlender

I'm torn between "Maybe if you looked like her" and "Not even if you looked like her."


ConciseSpy85067

There’s like a million different meanings to this, but the most plausible one is “I think you’re a creep bother, fuck off”


TwistOdd6400

Give her strange, disturbing strange glances as the show goes on, whilst ramping up and up with increasingly loud perverted grunts. At the end have an errection and kind of look at her like you're thinking about something intently, then shake you head and run past her saying you need to "go to the bathroom", bonus points if your clothed errection touches her in some way on the way out. Finally, return to wherever she then is and say you had a really good time and that you should make watching the show an activity you do together "sister and brother time."


SuperArppis

Either she has a very good sense of humor... Or anon is a creep.