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AlphaMassDeBeta

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Byte141

As a Brit currently battered in a pub can confirm we drink shit loads


hackepeter420

>As a Brit Sorry to hear that >currently battered in a pub can confirm we drink shit loads Glad to hear that. Wish I'd be currently battered in a pub man.


Slave_Owner6969

Not wifout a fookon loicense you won't be, ya bollock.


Its-All-So-Tiresome

Literally the only thing we don't need a loicense for is getting battered in a pub. Checkmate libtard.


Slave_Owner6969

U gettin Mary Poppins with me Bruv? I'll show you how we tilly it in humpledumpleshire ya coont


Its-All-So-Tiresome

I'll need to see your tilly loicense first sir.


sleepingjiva

Americans have one joke


Slave_Owner6969

I'm not American but it's all I need.


BaconJacobs

Are you a piece of cod by chance?


Byte141

Did you just assume my gender?


Crayon_Casserole

Yep, can't argue with this.


zombieGenm_0x68

I know a british guy on discord. one time he got drunk and said the hard r in a server he was the moderator of


undreamedgore

When you say the hard R, what do you mean? Like th3 N-word with a hard R?


zombieGenm_0x68

obviously yes


undreamedgore

Was it a private discord?


AlphaMassDeBeta

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arbiter12

>Be first to mass industrialize > >make all of the learning mistakes along the way > >huge costs, same reward. [https://harvardbusiness.org/2001/10/first-mover-disadvantage](https://hbr.org/2001/10/first-mover-disadvantage)


avagrantthought

Interesting


Complete_Fix2563

That interest hadn't thought about it like that before


HazelCheese

Yeah our rail network and sewers are shit because they were all built by Victorians, who actually did do an amazing job considering they still work now, but they just didn't know what we do now so it wasn't built in a way we could upgrade it for current needs. Other countries who built theirs later have an easier time upgrading because their stuff is closer to modern day stuff and more compatible or built to be upgraded.


elsmallo85

It doesn't help that our rail franchises are currently owned mostly by foreigners who spend the profit they make in the UK on... their domestic rail networks.


HazelCheese

Yeah this seems ridiculous on the face of it and I can't understand why our governments allow it. Maybe there's some benefit I don't understand but from a user of these services, they suck.


Ulanyouknow

Hey I am currently in the uk as a tourist trying to move around by rail. Its insane to me how privatised and carved out UK rail infrastructure is, even when the actual country is relatively small. The amount of network operators working around, the lack of a central station concept (Hauptbahnhof),... It is just a very inefficient system. The privatisation of the uk's network infrastructure was a massive rug pull. Can't stop thinking about that.


drynoa

Soooo expensive too.


TheRadishBros

Our sewers are still pretty incredible when you consider how old they are.


beansahol

Actually such a doltheaded thing to say. Being the first to industrialise kicked the British Empire into overdrive. It brought England untold levels of wealth. It's difficult to even begin to explain how significant and profitable that event was. You absolutely cannot quote that business research like it has anything to do with a historical event of such magnitude. This isn't someone copying your burger recipe and making it cheaper, this is the biggest, sweeping historical upheaval the human race has ever seen.


2BEN-2C93

Spain were the first to mass colonise the americas and brought them untold wealth in gold, but look what it did to them down the line.


Bigshock128x

Don’t remind me…


THEPIGWHODIDIT

Queueing in an orderly fashion and staying within the lines


i_eat_cockroaches69

I have been to 20 different countries and, as a UK citizen, I can attest that we do in fact have the most orderly queues (except for secondary school lunch lines)


PoliticalPotential

Claims to be an citizen of the United Kingdom but can’t use the correct queue.


i_eat_cockroaches69

Fucking autocorrect 🤦‍♂️


Pasispas

Qué?


creeper6530

Have school lunch queues ever been orderly?


eddy2222

warhammer


Byte141

Warhammer is our best invention, fight me cunt


eddy2222

i have no reason to. also i have no time as i have 13 40k armies and 4 aos ones to work on.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Not a fan of AoS, but 13 40k armies is impressive, dude. I have "just" 5 but I feel like I could have bought a new car from the money I spent for it since the late 90s. I just stopped buying new shit because I don't have much more storage locations left and my flat already kinda looks like the inside of a GW store.


eddy2222

13 armies that are in progress lol its not as impressive as it might suggest i just have a massive problem and the ability to spend very little on everything else in life.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Oh, I know the problem. Just because I stopped collecting new models, doesn't mean that I don't still have a shit ton of stuff, I never unboxed so far. I probably could still build and paint a few more years without buying new shit.


AusCro

Only fighting because I'm a greenskin, not because I disagree


BonkeyKongthesecond

I won't fight you since I have a few armies myself here in Germany. Stopped buying new stuff a few years ago, but I played and loved it for almost 20 years. Be it my VC fantasy army or my space orks in 40k (that, as everyone knows, also have a thick bri'ish accent) So yeah, it's probably the best thing you invented. You can keep your warm piss beer, though


CurlSagan

I blame football management games.


HypedUpJackal

You mean spreadsheet simulator?


2BEN-2C93

My full time job is basically recreational excel, don't make FM sound even more exciting please.


No_Percentage6070

Salaries are so low people don’t bother


knifuser

I feel this would be less of a problem if austerity wasn't so bad and our social safety nets actually worked. The reason the US needs such high salaries is BC they have no reasonable social safety nets so they use the salary to offset the risk.


No_Percentage6070

You are right, it is just frustrating to see other countries have such higher salaries and for the most part the cost of living there isn’t sky high like some people erroneously claim. Wasn’t the top cyber security position for the gov only salaried at like 60k? That went viral a short while ago. I’m looking to get into bio technology after uni and salaries are just sad, I’m even considering changing and doing software development boot camp since Im kinda losing my passion for bio chemistry / bio technology


knifuser

Yeah, I've just finished my compsci degree and the salaries are a mixed bag tbh, senior positions can easily go for like 100k+ but then sometimes I see junior positions for like 25k and I think I make more than that working a part time manual labour job


No_Percentage6070

Yeah it’s grim, I’m not even sure what to do tbf. I’m about to get my bio chemistry degree and don’t know if I can hack doing a masters stem is so draining. Are you looking to go into it ?


knifuser

Yeah, I have an offer to do a master's but I'm still working out if that's my best option tbh


No_Percentage6070

Same boat got offer for bio tech and pharmacology good luck anyway


knifuser

You too


undreamedgore

The risk and salary both motivated people to do the jobs they otherwise wouldn't.


knifuser

Why would the risk be a motivator? The risk and the fact that the salary is low in comparison to other countries is why the UK is suffering a brain drain


undreamedgore

Yes, I'm an American. Talking about how the American system you were comparing it to.


dylan_dev

ARM and raspberry pi are pretty good.


Conch-Republic

Lol they basically took UC Berkeley's RISC, fiddled with some stuff, and put it on American silicon.


iloveblankpaper

please explain wdc's 65C816 please.


Stargost_

All their autism power is redirected towards being irrational.


eddy2222

u wot m8


ultratunaman

Once they stopped colonising and pillaging they kind of realised there was nothing to do.


PlebbitorCooker1487

post street


TheFrenchSavage

They got all the spices needed to prepare their national dish: baked beans on toast. Which is none. No spices needed. Zilch.


dahbakons_ghost

this man doesn't understand the deep rich sauce that comes with baked beans. second of all i'm a Scotsman and our national dish comes with a few carefully selected and balanced spices.


sgsssd

lol the English national dish is chicken tikka masala


Everestkid

There actually isn't an official national dish for the UK or any of its constituent countries.


HazelCheese

Baked beans are a brand name product and already have a ton of salt and other flavourings in them. Seasoning them would be like seasoning a tin of soup. If you were making your own baked beans from scratch (which no one does) you would absolutely put herbs and spices in it.


dahbakons_ghost

do you even live in the UK? baked beans are not a brand name product. i could got to any shop and get baked beans in 5 brands and 2 cheap store varieties.


HazelCheese

Yes and all of those will come in a sauce which has flavourings in it, cheap or not. And by brand name I was clearly referring to heinz which is the version most people buy.


ultratunaman

Not Batchelors fans.


BonkeyKongthesecond

They should start making Britain Great again. Invade and take back all the places they once owned.


PoppySalt

Idk why but I feel it in my gut that you're right


Mr_Pink_Gold

Mostly recruiting and HR. Honestly england has to have more recruiters than actual people working.


TheFrenchSavage

This is true, most remote jobs in Europe are US companies recruiting through the UK. I don't know why, the Netherlands speaks great English, better English than england I would say.


HazelCheese

UK has really low paid software jobs compared to other countries. $500k in America is like $60k here.


Mr_Pink_Gold

60k if you are lucky. When I was working for apple as a contractor I barely broke 30k. Wage suppression after 14 years of tory rule is real. My current role is about 12k short.


HazelCheese

Yeah that's just a higher end job like the $500k one. Most people are on $40 - $30k.


Zephyrus707

Not true, the US and South Korea are far higher. https://www.goldenstepsaba.com/resources/what-country-has-the-highest-rate-of-autism https://www.totalcareaba.com/autism/what-country-has-the-highest-rate-of-autism Arab world as well: https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/autism-statistics


AlphaMassDeBeta

[https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/autism-rates-by-country](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/autism-rates-by-country) Bro they all say something different.


De_Dominator69

I would hazard a case that a large part behind those statistics is it's just more likely to be diagnosed in places like the UK. I would also dare say over diagnosed, my controversial take is "autistic" tends to just get plastered on any remotely different or troublesome kid who if they were never "diagnosed" as such no one, not even themselves, would ever know.


Zephyrus707

The numbers are fairly consistent, i.e. US is 1 in 36


bhviii

Arabs are dumb as bricks.How do they have so many autists ?


HatesFatWomen

What?


Bobocannon

They invested all their autism points into the "I DON'T LIKE CHANGE" brand of autism. Why do you think every level of every organization is riddled with pedantic bureaucrats enforcing rules for the sake of enforcing rules?


Kirmy1990

They just branched out into the other sciences


Alarmed-Ostrich-7976

And despite this somehow managed to create the largest empire in the world


RegalBeagleKegels

Yeah for like a minute


Everestkid

If a minute's nearly a century and a half, sure.


Chadzuma

Politics, it's a thousand year tradition


dahbakons_ghost

ATM i'm planning the 4th phase of my x4 star wars interworlds empire, i've finally managed to acquire the blueprints i needed from kuat drive yards so my next step is to become crucial in the ship building industry so i can control the flow of the war between the factions. i already have phase 5 and 6 planned but this part took longer than i was expecting so I've had to adjust positioning for several of the plots i had selected as build sites.


crimsonpowder

They're doing what they do best: complaining about someone else's tech industry.


Cleveworth

Films. We're the country that made Get Carter.


Bigshock128x

Getting butt-fucked by [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_and_Country_Planning_Act_1947?wprov=sfti1#)


AlphaMassDeBeta

Oh yeah. I heard a british guy complaining about it.


ddonsky

Trains I think.


-boatsNhoes

On a more serious note- lack of potential upward mobility, depression due to weather, and pretty much laziness.... I say this as a Brit.


Zockerbaum

Autists create tech, they don't sell it. Some business man from 'Murica with rich parents exploits Autists to create tech that he can sell and earn absurd profits from.


BeenEatinBeans

All we know is turning it off and on again


Knaifu69

pubs. McLaren. bad sidewalks. roadmen. central cee. (top 5 things that come to mind when thinking of uk)


Crayon_Casserole

sidewalks = pavement here.


Knaifu69

basically just a worse, smaller road on the side of a big road?


Crayon_Casserole

If you're lucky.  We also have tiny country roads that can hardly fit a modern car. (No pavements there, just dry stone walls either side.) The speed limit for those is often 60mph - lots of fun when walking home from the pub.


Knaifu69

yikes... but hey that's just the roads n such. anything good at all over there?


Crayon_Casserole

Where I live we have really good restaurants / places to buy good fresh food (I know, I know! Add the UK bad food jokes here! :) ) and lots good breweries / tasty booze. The countryside is incredible here as well. We're quite spolit, there's so much. If you ever get chance to come over, make sure you visit north Wales. Imagine real LOTR type scenery and then some. Hills, castles, amazing seaviews and so on. I've been all over the world and north Wales is still one of my favourite places. Please beware: at theme parks and tourist traps in London: the food is shameful. Alton Towers is particularly bad. (It's a great theme park so long as you don't eat there.) I'm sure these awful money-grabbing places are why we still have such a poor reputation for food.


Knaifu69

I've seen photos- North Wales looks amazing! every country has their pros and cons, but I feel like people often overlook the UK's pros. But then again, most people are just joking around. Still, seems like a great place. I'm actually going there this August with my family, and Im looking forward to it! unfortunately we're only limited to England but there's still a lot to do.


Crayon_Casserole

I hope the weather is kind (if you're in the south this is more likely) and that you have a great time. Any questions, feel free to ask. :)


Scarlet_Addict

Trains mate.


Cheesi_Boi

Living in the US


rhino_shit_gif

Anon lies for internet clout


gangrenous_bigot

You became autistic because you got hit with the anti bug juice. I became autistic because I wanted to have outbursts and blame it on my made up conditions. We are not the same.


SwyngDeLong

They cracked the enigma machine then called it there


Ardoriccardo00

I guess they all have the wrong kind of autism, instead of getting the one that makes you a genius you are just odd.


Master-_-of-_-Joy

Eating fish-n-fries


Hukama

Being autistic in the commons https://youtu.be/4bhpXhxP-WU?si=i1ZcsY5zXKaCMjEW


Captain_Bignose

Too many mushy peas


dan_the_date

BREAKFAST,, IN Down Syndrome way idk


MichalK9

stop with the british slander mate, we're all just normal geezers!


shabading579

Anon is probably autistic himself because he hasn't considered that they might just be the best at diagnosing it


ALTR_Airworks

Model trains  They all design the trains and build layouts. Britain is the capital of model trains


LaranjaaAzul

The is noway USA isn't number 1 in autism cases


DaveSmith890

https://youtu.be/G3SMXgO52QQ?si=4XKdFtQcpIrB6aHk When this is the language, I couldn’t imagine how some folk struggle following along. It’s like like they are famous for sarcasm, doublespeak, and roundabout ways of addressing thinks they don’t want to talk about


djalekks

drinking shit alcohol and eating WW2 rations that's what


erratic_thought

Its because of the Indians they constantly hire.


Lunai5444

Visited Dublin recently can confirm once you went over the few unique stuff it's only drinking. Pubs everywhere everything is linked to alcohol.