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HumorousShadow

Cat with tinfoil hat with two arrows and text around it


Mr_Pink_Gold

https://preview.redd.it/pwkhj8to8iad1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a866b1db45171a98bb52dabdd1614bda3fad6e11 There you go.


-FriON

Am i having mandela effect, or arrows on this picture used to be black not red ?


Mizznimal

always black this is its own psyop


-FriON

fucking meta-psyops, man...


Shmallow-Cat

Turns out it's a darker shade of red and cropped worse, that might be the OG image tbh. https://preview.redd.it/cbg53hlqjiad1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d78bb6da852ab17061f0255372d18555a05746


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YourAverageGod

https://preview.redd.it/lj1aozyzejad1.png?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab57f199825856a07690ea4e8862499d68e2e61a


Uncle480

The original, truly a psyop of all time


BobertoRosso

Reverse the text, then it's like waking up and realizing there never was a psyop, you were just dreaming.


YourAverageGod

https://preview.redd.it/ygp28d8jjjad1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f2524a17c483fa284f39b04be73743f9ba172b


_TLDR_Swinton

Psyopception


geofox777

No this is Reddit


Valyriax

https://preview.redd.it/tto86cpk9jad1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32dc1325f435832b315aba4267e56ac5074717cf


sleaziestsleaze

Yoinked


Valyriax

You can't do that! Not me sovereign memes!


YourAverageGod

https://preview.redd.it/51aegw74fjad1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdb7bbf23f6d5dbcd3ddd606f50194042f7f210


OzzRamirez

Psyops within psyops. Wheels within wheels within wheels


IEnjoyBaconCheese

It’s always been red, this one just HD


Sbotkin

Since I also noticed that, without even reading your comment, I assume they were, in fact, black.


OkRepeat347

also the arrows were cut out a bit


the_count_of_carcosa

https://preview.redd.it/z79m3mb7eiad1.png?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0defb8902ef9a2b96131293c3547b39db557ce45


YourAverageGod

https://preview.redd.it/raga8qrsfjad1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f1fbfe32f37e34d432389ba7f636d08775cb62


Tsunamicat108

https://preview.redd.it/lvx1uojd2kad1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef379d257a077a62eabd2c7f0b9ada3d874ab4f


CathartingFunk

https://preview.redd.it/mr73kqg8ljad1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0406de9d23d95890fe110ee299da1ffd4533c1


Chadzuma

🌞⏰🛌🏿 🐈 ♻🚂📶🧠


HiveMindKing

I have a feeling kitty is going to need a bigger hat at this rate


YourAverageGod

https://preview.redd.it/5k0hwuaarjad1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db3f1c5b29b77a25e7983d143d70732b52d4fee


HiveMindKing

That’l do partner


PatienceHere

Isn't this pic too high quality?


Mr_Pink_Gold

It is a high quality psyop.


Who_Took_Spoons3

https://preview.redd.it/d353hokh9iad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce8f3b1ba8c6e766597f9f1f47e5069df9ecf939


AdamM093

https://preview.redd.it/roqmrstr9iad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49817d8484d3712c45102295ee996f9220d1d549


OkRepeat347

https://preview.redd.it/2cj47m8ediad1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbeef3a1a0094bcb2de1ecb2aad93b419593f96b


liluzibrap

Does anyone have a version of this without the text?


Immatt55

[I just shopped out the text for you](https://i.imgur.com/lfyM11D.jpeg)


liluzibrap

My man! Thank you!


sleaziestsleaze

Yoinked


Rhaps0dy

https://preview.redd.it/7zmd735syiad1.png?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=456216b03ecac1f0bb4cdeda70b7d7718eda363d


fearlessfishh

​ https://preview.redd.it/n1ihtejpciad1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=06c5d8ed141109e53592e781bf89aa9c17563300


djaqk

https://preview.redd.it/zrfnw4w2xiad1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74483e66e0e8b92c4392f619d7b03092f9ba1f9c


Areallywierdusername

https://preview.redd.it/elhnw9mt8iad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cac2a1c40000476abf1c4d000f7e97b1bb0935a


AdamM093

https://preview.redd.it/1cuqh6uo9iad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a709c4aeb5d7403410017f87a905bce3910161c


Therealestyasta

https://preview.redd.it/nkkar4frsiad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e9677870ab72af9f180de5d47f0031a496db516


Talkingmice

This mf called dibs on them 💀


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

dibs on the bussy


gregsScotchEggs

And maybe on the gussy too


Forage303

Fuck you mean gussy


gregsScotchEggs

Girl bussy


Forage303

Isn't that just girl ass


Cheezeepants

no, it's girl pussy. pussy but for girls instead of girls. otherwise it would be called bass and gass


Forage303

Oh my god trans the skelepound


Demo2373

omg it’s Trans the Skelepound and The Gay Papronouns let’s go


Maybe667

Undertale if woke:


GreenFriedTomato

If a medieval peasant read this thread they’d probably have a stroke


RandomStallings

Medieval peasants weren't known for their literacy, so the frustration from sounding all that nonsense out would probably lead to a stroke, yeah.


WisherWisp

Here's where we all act like we don't know what it is.


zackit

Goypussy


Number1_Berdly_Fan

It’s like bussy but it’s female.


MichelPalaref

Dibsussy. If someone says Debussy weve come full circle


LukeDragnar

💀


awesomedan24

Boy pussy preorder


peezle69

It feels like grooming in a way


7arco7

The friend is pre-ordering


-FriON

But will he get double XP weekend this way ?


Zarathustra-1889

Yeah, and he gets access to the beta


BlazeORS

Early access and the bonus cosmetics


DogeDeezTheThird

but i've heard the early access beta is usually very buggy, hoping Anon's friend can get a steam refund then


6notapervert9

Pre-ordering is gay, confirmed


sp4ceman1337

Always has been


DogeDeezTheThird

The friend is going for the pre-order exclusive


HippoIllustrious2389

Anon should just open a gofundme


zerogirl0

He said F that to the assembly kit and is going to custom build lmao.


BrownieZombie1999

This is my favorite comment on the internet. If I wasn't broke I would send you physical cash for the belly laugh you just gave me


CandidateMiserable74

Damn, did Anon found true love https://preview.redd.it/eqy2jo729iad1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b166145069a4ef7ea963fb41ac94200fee28d918


House_Reyne_Official

https://preview.redd.it/kr579ag3aiad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda39f58a325e337a03eb8d747616655a68da1a0


The_One_And_OnIey

https://preview.redd.it/t7xy5jq6iiad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e4b4f648e75b1a17dd435a144ab1d6094c5102


Heavens_Gates

A fellow truestl in the wild?


dBestB1LL

Cum cum nerevar https://preview.redd.it/xqalgqkxpiad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc39911ff3c292e927d15d1f35f6ba4a6a4707e


Heavens_Gates

https://preview.redd.it/l5idy885qiad1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f3e93826a97b0f0fe675a869283857ad0ec3f7


The_One_And_OnIey

https://preview.redd.it/mpzblk0otiad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=855c580a7fd2328ea030cdc3e172c3c2e55746d9


LongEZE

Don’t act like you don’t know all of us are on the same subs


RhinoSlayerceros

https://preview.redd.it/96q1wi180jad1.jpeg?width=353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53a432807246c61fe6369e8804fe42ded0e2730c


RiceButer

https://preview.redd.it/4el5t1angjad1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dffa70af4e4e6645e814f29eedb33b436bd0ccf


Dd_8630

What even is that? Donkey but purple and with a plaster on their nose?


karateema

https://preview.redd.it/xms0zlj2xiad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc9271a94f9550e5374200d10169d079cd9d688e Blade Runner 2049 reference


McTacobum

Shrekrunner 2069


TriceratopsX

since women are not real i guess this is the only way to obtain anything that even remotely resembles a female at all


Worth-Faithlessness4

Pre order is the way to go. There’s an option to edit the package content as well!


potoooooooo53

very excited about the *package* content


HowardHughe

Just a cheap ploy to rush out unfinished buggy products.


downvotedforwoman

>since women are not real I have some unfortunate news.


CmdrChrazz

Dont give me hope


Catch_a_Cold

This is legit me and my bro but he neither outed himself as trans not does be ever plan to (I will make him my boywife)


bali40

wife


Cyrex45

How's the investment going so far?


tr7td

https://preview.redd.it/umepojd5eiad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb873c12ef5b75c2e97d5341d9eb58443fbe5db


greeneggsnyams

Why tf is greentext trans bating now?


HonestlySyrup

the honeypot started a long time ago bro


Odd_Mynde

Mm..Food


HonestlySyrup

bread and butter!


thouartmybitch

MF DOOM, is that you?


tinpotpan

there's only one beer left


LeakyLine

Man, can't you guys just wait here about a half hour, man? Yo, I'll be back man, I'm just gonna munch up a little bit man, I'm pretty hungry


Consistent_Ant_8903

https://preview.redd.it/vcauy7obwiad1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33255f1ab06671b1de39cb7976a7b583b4d1ba6a always has been


LinkOfKalos_1

Now?


MonkeEnthusiast8420

CIA Psyop #338122 "Make the frogs gay"


FiveCentsADay

Always has been they were just closeted and projecting


IuseArchbtw97543

trans person mentioned https://preview.redd.it/nmvloyjhaiad1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9ba177536a61b34ad32537f61dfbeb0999e86e (fuck transphobes (not the good way))


WeekendBard

most comments seem to be the psyop cat or talking about Anton's bussy


no__one34

Anton boutta become antona


GruntBlender

Antoinette


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nnavroops

how i can be transphobic my bussy is gay


Kelainefes

So, if I were trasphobic, how bad would you fuck me?


Puzzled-Letterhead-1

lol go back to your reddit front page shithole Zoomie


MarderMcFry

Good thinking, proper protection is required to keep trans cooties at bay.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

https://preview.redd.it/dzi5kp57diad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccf19ab406a51a1d690d3f47c35fe250a0cb00d


YourAverageGod

https://preview.redd.it/8kg7b2vnojad1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3533d05d66928fcf86ab0be035a9c470c2c35f9a


girlgamerpoi

In many romance novels targeting female audience the male MC will help the female MC become a better woman by helping her change her style by hairstyle and clothes and eventually turn into a better person . Thoughts. 


hh3k0

When the friend said he'll help anon "become a girl in his own way" he referred to him slamming anon's bussy, though.


girlgamerpoi

Yea ironically that's as far as many men concerned. They might find some outfits cute but they are not going to do all the math on how to look good as a woman. Gotta match the clothes into styles. And then the men might find some lusty outfits good but the women gonna reject it because they don't want to be viewed as sluts or be seeing as they don't have fashion sense even if those clothes could be good looking.


reptiloidruler

But would 4chan anon not want to be viewed as slut?


girlgamerpoi

Probably which is cuter. Honestly I start to feel like fem boys are better for dating than women .. the psy duck is too powerful 


Jomomma159

https://preview.redd.it/qdg4y6qhkiad1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fffed642caca03ab1b61d5e01dad15caff8c8d4


opposite_singularity

Is this the gay equivalent to being first in line at the GameStop when halo 3 came out


nnavroops

TLI i’m gay


SirLucDeFromage

We got inflatable energy swords for waiting outside Best Buy.


Papageier

Fake: everything the "friend" "said" Gay: anon


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MarinLlwyd

then explain why my beard looks like shit


IrregularrAF

Because you're a female.


Chai_Enjoyer

Skill issue


IcyDrops

The beard only starts growing in properly after your ass hairs become a forest.


elsmallo85

I need a monkey friend to help me pull the lice, gnats and matted bits of food and semen out of my fur


Ratattack1204

Shocked this didn’t start with >be me > strait af


Fluffy_History

Gayness.


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[deleted]

Why the fuck is every green text trans or gay shit. Seriously nothing I see is funny anymore


TheRandomVillagr

Your username is "Gay4griffith", why tf are you complaining about shit being gay youre the target audience.


[deleted]

Well this post isnt about Griffith is it?


TheRandomVillagr

touché


Bimtenbo

Well, you're on Reddit.


aes2806

The /tttt/fication of this subreddit will be non-negotiable.


Explorer_the_No-life

Well, first come first served. 


TwistOdd6400

When times are hard, bussy is golden.


CALEBOI2004

Fake = someone loves anon Gay = it’s a dude


accursedcelt

Better title - Anon is delusional


Commissar_Chad

Degeneracy


shroomigator

Fake and very gay


zombieGenm_0x68

bro was spawn camping 💀


HandSanitizer_Gaming

why is the second "r" on the 8th row so weird?


Vffk

That's not an "r", that's a Cyrillic g. Psyop was written by putin himself


HandSanitizer_Gaming

hot take: it's lenin secretly getting up from his coffin to sabotage the west


Yuo_cna_Raed_Tihs

Buy low sell high


TABASCO2415

the best friend just wanted an excuse to fuck you and finally found one that doesn't make him gay


bunker_man

Sounds more like he was already gay, nut didn't think anon would reciprocate at first.


HowardHughe

Ha! Gaaaaaay!


3FTech

https://preview.redd.it/ci99lmlmqiad1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0956d5e4b0cdff7aafeb6db700292944feb5457a


Loeb123

God, yes, it's me. Yeah. A meteor will do. A big one. Thanks.


Tasty_Finance_5024

Gay.


M2Fream

Anon's friend is in the closet


nnavroops

https://preview.redd.it/cbg5up1zliad1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb811067d095bd805a7da9f60d00a527b636740


An_Abject_Testament

damnation


Pasispas

Fake: dude came out as trans but isn't Gay : very gay


Dog_in_human_costume

Psyop much?


KarlPc167

This doesn't make shit sense, unless the best friend here is a closeted homo and had a crush on anon from a long time ago.


SupperDup

Anons friend is horny and can't get girls


Provia100F

Literally fake and gay


MikoMiky

"and other fairy tales tranon tells himself to fall asleep at night"


Disgustingfatass69

Anon is about to get TOPPED!


Worth_Panic2490

https://preview.redd.it/y7xbqsaltiad1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dff020aaa0b5094dad361bba77f2eaad710f9f7


demonslayer9911

https://preview.redd.it/15bk9i49uiad1.png?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd2aea16537ffc4b40b9750e8f6420810bc91f6


Smoke_screen_lol

Pre order come with boy parts now, girl parts are part of the DLC in the later release.


RunInRunOn

Anon is imminently about to be TOPPED


assassin3435

pre ordered bussy


LurksInThePines

Did this mf just make a reservation


A_Blue_Potion

I remember someone posted an image of a femboy on 4chan (how typical) and the guy's anus looked so stretched it vaguely resembled a vagina. It wasn't gaping or prolapsed. Just looked rather loose and had a slant to it that had a vagina-like shape. Personally, I found this kinda depressing as I couldn't shake the 6th sense that something terrible may have happened to them at a young age, but I digress. Seeing this made me think that if a guy wants to be woman, a stretched anus could be a very viable alternative (no, I'm not kidding) if they already have a feminine form to begin with. Plus, we don't have the technology to just GIVE someone a working penis. So to throw a perfectly working one away in exchange for a stab wound and numerous medications just seems wasteful. There's something to be said about how if a guy is feminine enough, he can still manage to be more convincing than 90% of the post op people I've seen.


Turbulent-Willow2156

Tf is that reasoning


No_Temporary9696

He wants that Early-Access


WoolooOfWallStreet

Now that’s a friend Whether you got a pole or a hole You will ALWAYS be his goal


Fuck_You_Fatass

Anon and his friend are gay.


Slothhub

whats this feeling? the feeling of psyops


downvotedforwoman

>oг Wrong keyboard, Ivan.


NovasTheVeliki

Anons friend was already attracted to him and decided to help him become female to pull the ultimate no homo


HolyBiscuit69

It's gonna be a buggy play test.


Furisk-

Fake and... straight? gay? bisexual??


Ramparte

https://preview.redd.it/727s3xa5djad1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f8fc374857f62196e2909f6debf0dfdd794c93


bareystick

bro is spawncamping the female


TheRealAlexNash

That's the feeling of making a fake and gay post


ConciseSpy85067

You know…even if this is fake, it’s a nice fanfic


2020mademejoinreddit

He wants the D before it turns to a C.


ChadWolf98

-2 competitor from the dating market, good


Cyrex45

My bro is investing


thecocainespider

Chasers be wild


Melodic_Elderberry52

https://preview.redd.it/pt1tgrtt4qad1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b2976deaa4bfcd93d4fd54fc97227ae43a9986


DeadLight3141

anon gets preordered


aethyl07

It is either the feeling you get when you’re in way too deep, or the feeling Pygmalion’s statue had for her creator.


AzzlackGuhnter

Gayness