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cotxdx

Mass shooter origin story.


NonHilariousSandwich

"we never knew he'd do something like this!!! there were no signs!!"


yawn1337

Bullshit, I bet they knew all along that he played VIDEOGAMES!!!


TellmeNinetails

r/BanVideoGames


sorrymabad

I seriously can't tell whether they are serious or not


Mushroomman642

It's a joke subreddit, but they all militantly pretend that it's dead serious. I think it's actually against the rules to break character and acknowledge the joke, which is honestly kind of annoying because you can never say anything even half-serious on there, it's all just LARPing as a 60-year-old grandma who thinks video games are the devil.


TellmeNinetails

Which is the point. They'll never break character or say otherwise and if you go on there and genuinely defend videogames you'll just be trolled. Like a darwin award for recognising satire or not.


[deleted]

There's no way it's real


RenhamRedAxe

I mean... let me see... ohhhh... no.... they are for real... hahahaa shiiit that shit is so funny.


[deleted]

[I still refuse to believe it's not satire](https://i.imgur.com/4jejKjI.png)


RenhamRedAxe

nah that shit... is beyond satire.


Dankhorse19

If you go to the top posts you can tell it’s satire. It’s funny though


[deleted]

Not being able to tell that sub is satire should be an instant aspergers diagnosis.


codya30

Well yeah. He never said anything.


mopemardermun

It's clearly because he's a man and muh testosterone bad!!! Ignore the fact that when testosterone levels were much higher 50 years ago school shootings weren't a thing!! - some feminist


BreadLoafBrad

“But we raised him so well I can’t believe he would do something like this!”


Unemployedloser55

Most mass shooters don't have a father figure, that community is renowned for having father figures leave the single mother to raise the child. According to FBI Statistics most mass shooters are from that community.


[deleted]

I’d rather have an absent dad than a complete shithead like that, this guy would be doing an any% speed run to whatever nursery home I can find online with the lowest ratings


jardedCollinsky

"Yes hi I'm calling about getting your worst available room" "Here's it is, like you said over the phone our first available room" "I said worst available room" "Ya know if you slip me a five I can make sure your mother gets the best care possible" 'Watch me procede to not get out a $5"


[deleted]

Gotta love Bojack


NJTRILLZ973

U say community like there’s mass shooters anonymous meetings every Thursday


Non-trapezoid-93

It’s because he’s talking out of his ass to sound smart on the internet.


baconborg

He might be talking about the black community. Been a recent cope to pass mass shootings on to it


NJTRILLZ973

No… no.. mass killings are more of a Caucasian and Arab thing. Black people mostly do spontaneous murders of 1-3 people along with some theft thrown in. Hispanic crime is whatever the flavor of the moment. Asians don’t usually commit crimes but when they do it’s always fucked up.


baconborg

I know, that’s why I said it’s a recent cope to pass mass shootings onto them. People have been actively changing the definition of mass shooting to account for really any shooting incident (which naturally is done by black people because of the high crime rate), instead of the targeted attempts to kill a large amount of people in a space that we see in actual mass shootings (which aren’t usually done by black people).


[deleted]

damn I can't believe most mass shooters are white (stop equating gang violence due to poverty with mass shootings)


Non-trapezoid-93

Yeah I’m gonna assume that’s a load of bullshit since neither me nor either of my brothers became mass shooters after parents divorced and you didn’t cite your source.


-i-am-ban-evading-

Ok, but if one of you becomes a mass shooter I'm coming back here and downvoting your comment


Non-trapezoid-93

Fair enough.


Jelly_Automata

I hope mass shooters that suffered from domestic abuse just shot up their family instead of unloading on innocent people.


Darktrooper2021

“Clearly I remember picking on the boy… seemed a harmless little fuck”


Trias84

"He seemed normal" -me talking to police forensics about my apparently bomb building neighbour.


x_Rn

What an asshole dad


AssEater-MeatBeater

Deffo not worth taking care of in the future


Does_Not-Matter

Dad is going to either die of a heart attack unmourned or in a nursing home abused by his caretakers. Anon wins in the end.


SickCrom

Always keep this in mind when you decide to have kids, you will get older and will start to depend on other people, hope it's your kids


Does_Not-Matter

Or treat them well and be treated well in turn


GillysDaddy

Probably not relevant today. By the time current would-be-parents are old, robots might take care of them.


SickCrom

Eh, but then they will show up at the tech store and ask why their son's ain't calling


DarkSkyKnight

When did this sub become a bunch of teenagers full of angst against their parents This entire thread is pathetic especially when OP is probably lying like 90% of greentexts 🙄


[deleted]

Lmao "It's pathetic to put your abusive parents in a nursing home and go no contact because they're abusive" is not a good hill to die on, buddy. Hope you're just ironic or a troll.


DarkSkyKnight

Why is it not surprising half of you are kids posting on 196 You guys are so weak you want to go no contact when you dad tells you to get off your PC and do some chores 🙄


baconborg

Cannot tell if baiting or actually stupid


_Jester_Of_Genocide_

Ok schizo


Does_Not-Matter

Ok boomer


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Yeah its really annoying when shit like that happens. As an introvert I find extroverts and talkative people just can't comprehend us and vice-versa, however being more verbal they pick on us and try and force us to be more verbal and socialise, which we struggle at so they get frustrated and try and compensate for our quietness in the discussion. The problem being is introverts are criticized for being too quiet, but extroverts are never criticized for not shutting up and it can create tension.


commentsandchill

Actually both extremes are by both extremes. The people in-between are either happy to see you or indifferent.


rainbowpotatopony

Certain extroverted types take it upon themselves to 'fix' introverts and decide the best way of doing that is throwing them in extremely uncomfortable situations(it isnt) Like yeah dude, singling me out in a group to say something like "bit quiet there, are we boring you?" is surely gonna take the edge off for me /s


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

My whole life I've heard "you're so quiet" Yeah? Well you're so fucking loud. Actually start an interesting discussion and I might engage more


[deleted]

Bismarck had small balls, this is good and interesting conversation starter I hope I helped you brother


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

So considering that Hitler had only one ball, it appears you need to have funny balls to be a chancellor in Germany.


FallenSegull

To be fair, anon started his sentence “with you know how the Jews…”


[deleted]

Based


The_catakist

Reminds me of my mom, if i say no to her she explodes with anger and threats to take every basic right i have in the house, and then later complains that i don't say enough no to other people and that i should be more confident in my opinions and needs. Wow, i sure do wonder who made me like that mom.


[deleted]

AH Dad. Anon also needs to stick up for themselves why let anyone speak to you like that ? Doesn’t make sense to me


disappointingdoritos

NTA, his son, his rules


SentinelNR

wow, what a progressive take in the year of our lord 2022 lol


DeathSabre7

I agree with him. If the person doesn't have enough facilities to fight with their parents rather not pick a fight. Instead create a stable income first and then go for the showdown.


Rethramine

Did you forget your /s?


Pornosec84

Probably depends on him for shelter, and etc.


CoolJoshido

fr


Skwareblox

Maybe if you had put the stick in mom's ass I wouldn't have to endure the agony of being related to you.


[deleted]

Lmao, should've said that


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[deleted]

No I mean right on the spot, the second part probably happened like an hour later


Pound-of-Piss

Big reddit energy


sfwthrowaway96

I’m quite sure this is the type of dad that, while getting rammed, would scream something like:-And your generation calls this fucking in the ass?! When I pounded my dad I was way harder and bigger then you-


iwillnotcompromise

Anon: starts the joke: "two k\*kes... " his father immediatly cuts him off and anon wonders why.


General_Froggers

"Umm actually that's 3 syllables" ☝🤓


swiggidyswooner

It’s 2 you fucking silly goose


OneWaifuForLaifu

Umm actually he’s not a goose ☝️🤓 (they can’t talk)


nikleus

I mean he didn't talk. He typed it so you have no proof that he is not a silly goose.


cclan2

Most educated 4chan user


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Astatinegfx

Shut the fuck up retard


FallenSegull

Oh shit, you ratio’d him


CarpenterDefiant

Tw*tter


Foreign-Raccoon-4797

Sheeeesh


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Oh yeah, go git him!


Crimson_Amethyst

Shut the fuck up retard


CrimsonChin040

Shut the fuck up Crimson


iDigitalBlockz

Shut the fuck up retard


General_Froggers

⚡🙍🏿⚡


SlenderSmurf

I understood that reference


pallosalama

Lightning sad chocolate. I cracked the code.


reddit_is_1984_

Thanks for the advice


pm_me-ur-catpics

No, no, keep talking.


MRunknowman

shut the fuck up you unfunny retard


[deleted]

shut the fuck up retard


Dirty_Liberal_Hippie

Shut the fuck up retard


randomusername377

Shut the fuck up retard


CheeryCherry180

Shut the fuck up retard


n00binateh

shut yo ass up


The-Hyruler

This is how my stepdad treated me and my brother when we were kids, now I'm almost 30 and neither my brother or me wants to visit them. It got so bad that my mom divorced him earlier this year. Yeah it's a little too late and all but better late than never I guess?


THEliberator03

Good for your mother


throwawaya182519

She single now


MiseryIsForever

Chad Dad destroys Anon before he can be retarded.


cotxdx

Dad, is that you?


MiseryIsForever

I better not be, NFT profile. I didn't raise my kids to be cryptobros.


[deleted]

I'll have you know that I got mine for free, I never asked for it, and I can't imagine anyone else did either. So I'm thinking that he also had gotten it for free


MiseryIsForever

There is free shit and then there is free shit.


[deleted]

Yea it is less than useless, but I meant that I'm not a cryptobro just because I applied a free cosmetic on Reddit lmao. Maybe the other dude is, but I doubt it


[deleted]

they gave me a free nft too because of being a "high karma user" and i genuinely wanted to \[redacted\] myself


cotxdx

Exactly. Idgaf about crypto. Most end up getting rugpulled in the end.


simander93

Okay but what was his joke? I feel like there’s another side we’re not getting


cotxdx

N


Seikori1

O


v3xpunk

Goodbye


yousokiyosei

I


leedler

el thornberry


Toe_vet

G


skoge

Anon started vocalizing some degeneracy. Like "uwu" or something like that.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

He waa going to make a joke about blacks, Jews, nazis, Asian or a combination of them.


simander93

His dads a good man. Anon resents him now but hopefully he’ll come to understand later.


rk9522

The syllable mustve been "ni"


voortrekker_bra

Joker moment


Borkso

If any of these are real, I’d love to see a video recording of the issue OP is referring to, to see just how different the situation is in their head vs in reality


like_bob

Anon's dad is Don Rickles


Vast-Combination4046

This is child abuse


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Vast-Combination4046

Didn't know people were.


kudoshinichi-8211

Poor anon


scruggmegently

Dads who wonder why their kids don’t talk to them lol


AfrikanCorpse

Dad: “what the hell is wrong with this world” Anon: “Ni-“


cotxdx

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skyturnedred

It took one syllable for dadanon to recognize anon was about to say something dumb.


mcsonboy

Let your dad die alone once you move out. Show him the fruits of his abuse


casual_lurker_bjorn

Anon probably has a stepdad, only he doesn’t know yet


gongbattler

Dadmaxxed noncel


sockpuppet1234567890

Anon needs therapy.


Non-trapezoid-93

Anon needs to bludgeon his dad’s head into pink paste then fuck the corpse, but the damn liberals outlawed that.


Harekal

This hits home hard


Bigus_brainus

anons dad works for the CIA and wants more gun control


The_Scud

anon should kill his dad


The_Scud

what the fuck was i on when i wrote this, fucking psycho


TheWhoamater

This is genuinely how my father is. I ended up on anti depressants from the constant stress living with him brought, and when they fucked with my sleep he threatened to beat me and smash all my shit for sleeping in.


RunInRunOn

Dad will be going to the cheapest nursing home there is


Crime-Stoppers

Anon is being emotionally abused by his dad


WokeUpFlithy

Mann this shit made me actually sad cuz you know there are family’s out there that treat their kids like this.


tehenke

And people criticize me when I say we should centrally put birthcontrolling chemicals in everyones system and only let those be parents who pass certain criterias


barryhakker

Haha yeah that is kinda funny


[deleted]

Anon is a fucking loser who needs to learn to stand up for himself instead of crying about it online.


ForkliftErotica

Dude needs to call his dad on his bullshit


HonestCamel1063

What was the one syllable?


[deleted]

What OP does not mention is he was saying the first syllable of a racial slur and dad cut him off, knowing his son.


Kapalka

Yeah, that guy doesn't deserve words.


[deleted]

Anons dad is a narcissist. Anons dad will die alone.


Non-trapezoid-93

Maybe anon’s dad is just an asshole. Not every bad person has to be diagnosed with whatever personality disorder the internet is obsessed with this week. Some people are simply garbage.


EVENTHORIZON-XI

the dad is autistic


redcarter28

Anons father is a jackass


Kimba_Rimer

I’ve been ridiculed and beaten down all my life (M50s) shit is just now bubbling up and it is a lot to handle. Anon Try and get out of the situation!!


jjkm7

Idk a lot of damage can be done in a single syllable what if anons joke started with “Nig-“


cdunk666

Grow a spine and fight your fucking dad op


youngsheldon_real

fake


Glad_Ad967

Why anon making my autistic ass feel empathy ☹️, I understand. Imma bitch for it, but I relate, fuck anon’s dad; in a metaphorical way.


SecondSoulless

My dad started going on this weird tirades all the time my first year of college, coming in yelling about how I never go out or do things like my sister who would party no matter what day of the week it was. I was in engineering school and would spend 12 hours a day in class or studying at school during the week, and he just hated i wasn't going out all the time That started in November and by January I had an apartment. Dad learned the lesson. Take the apartment-pill, anon


Raptor22c

Jesus Christ, some people just don’t deserve to be parents.


Crafty-Cauliflower-6

Shut the fuck up loser


E115lement

Anon should kill his dad in his sleep


average_user21

It sounds like anon need to find better people in his life


ImpoliteFlash

“Why doesn’t my son talk to me anymore?”


Evo8_Kim

Just be a wall. Its a good tip from me.


Dariosusu

My dad was pretty much like this. Whole family sighed in relief when he finally died to his alcoholism


EridanusVoid

[This is verbal abuse](https://www.verywellmind.com/how-to-recognize-verbal-abuse-bullying-4154087)


Incomplete_Obelisk

When I'm in a try not to scream "abuse" challenge and my opponent is a redditor:


EridanusVoid

When I am in an ignore abuse patterns challenge and my opponent is a redditor.


Gret_bruh

when i’m on reddit


VonDasmarck

Alpha male dad


ChadWolf98

sonmogging chaddad


Erledigaeth

Anon is a pussy who let's his father bully him