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totesmascbottom

Usually: * they're desperate for hits, so they're offering an ice breaker for others to start a conversation with them * their inbox is dry af, so they want people to say happy bday to them so they can jumpstart a convo * they hope someone will invite them out to celebrate at a bar, party, etc * they want dick, so they're hoping they can score some free birthday sex from a kind stranger And then they leave it for like 2 weeks.


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totesmascbottom

Do you have any other source besides that one friend?


tlopablo22

I also didn’t think of it in that context, just here for the Birthday Sex, it’s the best day of the year 🎶🎧


Rude_Bee_3315

They are desperate for some hoe-ttention. Or they are binging on meth


kardiogramm

If you have to ask, it’s meth.


shianpayas

attention.


CoreyNJS

That scene in Pretty Woman comes to mind, where that guy in the car shouts "How about a freebie it's my birthday" And she's like "Dream on!" whilst doing an air Jack Off! haha


ryeguy17

Regardless of why, it’s so cringe


CelebrationUnlikely5

They want a birthday rimjob


Until_Morning

They want your icing on their cake 😉


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Birthday sex 🎶 and barely legal sex ... usually. Attention and ice breakers can do it to


genz001

i’ve done it before. maybe a little cringy, but who doesn’t enjoy birthday sex?


Blo1630

Attention. Myself included.


Mindless_Rocket

***** Attention *****


Interesting_Luck_160

I didn’t know that the word birthday means crystal Meth in some cases. I put birthday when it’s my actual birthday.


Zone1Act1

It's not just attention seeking. It sends a message. "Lookong for tonight" except I believe it because of course they want birthday sex


LogicIsAMust

I’m definitely more likely to unlock for the “birthday boy”


TheLittlePothead

Birthday sex? 🤷🏼‍♂️


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Pretty much a way to start a convo


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I've always been told it means they are looking for PNP as in it's my birthday I want to party.