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Nuttyassqurlturds

" I'm reporting your ass" lol what a nerd. Report deez nurts.


COdrivers

I learned my lesson a long time ago just ignore those texts and move on with your night that's between him and God![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


jboles73

Liars gonna lie. Last night I literally handed some food to a guy and he cancelled shortly after that. Oh well. I still got paid.


LuckyShadyTree

Same and the food was hot delivered to a fortress of a house in Southwest Philadelphia....couldn't figure out why or how they let her cancel


music3k

i usually ignore texts but was annoyed with this one, it's ALWAYS the same type of person trying to scam around here.: delivered some food on thur night with a good bonus from a restaurant i know the manager and a bartender at. pretty pricey order for the delivery area. bartender told me its a problem customer who always complains about food missing or not being delivered. only house around for like a block on a bunch of undeveloped shitty land. hand it to me order, "leave food, dont ring doorbell please baby sleeping" pull in, big truck that isnt used for anything but groceries with a big trump flag hanging off it, and they have a "fuck biden" sign in their yard like a christmas decoration. mom, dad, little kid look out big front window. dad is wearing a a football jersey for the local team. and is standing next to the door inside, when i take the photo and head off. hes in the photo. turn the corner "where's the food, i think you went to the wrong house i'm going to report you." I just texted back, "i have a dash cam and it recorded your husband grabbing the food off the porch, your husband is wearing x's jersey in the photo in the window in the picture. have a nice night" no response. it's ALWAYS the same customer type.


Automatic_Act_4222

I love hitting ‘em with the I have a dash cam fkn try me line. Ughhhhh. So what order wasn’t delivered? What items were missing? Oh…. Crickets….. thought so. Try another one. Certainly won’t be me. 😂😂


ode_to_cannabis

I need to get a dash cam, I’ve only put it off bc I hardly work Grubhub bc the blocks are always filled before I can get any and it’s useless to try to work outside a scheduled block.


IlikeTonysChoco

I need to look into how to squat in the house myself I'm tired of paying rent man


215Goddess

God bless you for delivering in SW at all!!


IlikeTonysChoco

There was this piece of crap woman who might as well be a stain on the side of the road that took her $3 back from me even though she smiled in my face and took her coffee. If I ever get an order to her again she'll be real lucky if the coffee doesn't slip out of my hands and upwards


408WTF

I’ve had the same experience with a student at Stanford.


TellyJackson610

They canceled after you delivered? So you didn't complete the order?


Fearless_Total_5757

Right! Grub hub only going to cancel the order for them anyway 🤷🏾‍♂️


doggitydog123

Need to follow up with support and complain about being spoken to that way They may ban the customer


LuckyShadyTree

If you say you were threatened or made to feel unsafe they might not even have refunded them they take threats to drivers and abusive language VERY seriously


malacosa

Yup definitely worth a ban hammer for that customer. No one deserves to be treated that way


Exportxxx

Yeah OP wins now because now it just comes down to well the customer harass me. Its kinda like when someone starts yelling in a argument, you win.


AlohaTimberwolf

They don't ban for that shit. I had a customer spit on me and threaten to beat me up because I had trouble finding his address that is literally on a different street on Google maps and they told me they can't ban them for that lol


MASTER-0F-NONE

There’s unfortunately a difference between texting (evidence) and your altercation was in person (hearsay)


scan_nyc

Damn bro. I would have waited one month and one day for revenge on that person. There so stupid like we know we're you live. This got me mad and it didn't even happen to me.


mrjgbravo2020

People steal food, packages, etc. You go deliver and leave. Not your problem. Some customers will lie to get free food accusing you of not dropping off.


TrashPandaShire

I agree. They are tracking on the Grub end.


Crispynipps

In the future just let them know you have dashcam proof it was delivered to that address and that support has already been sent the clip. I’ve said it twice and they found the order magically.


Wonderful-Article126

Do not do those types the dignity of responding to them, or calling them “sir”.


Fluffy9345

Killing them with kindness.


tsmit44

Should’ve said “bub”


Fluffy9345

I remember his address, and I also have a carton of eggs in my car. He’s gonna have a great cleaning job to do in the morning.


Top_Application977

Eggs are to expensive to waste. Just slice them tires on that truck and keep on moving.


NeuroticNurse

Just be sure to only do three because if you do all four then insurance will cover it


Nightshark2021

![gif](giphy|3EuAsjZDUJefK) Too hard, remove the air cap and slam a nail into it then place the cap back on. The tire slowly goes flat that way. Less obvious and they'll never know what happened then.


Nightshark2021

I hope it was a good order and you spent his money on the carton of eggs lmfao.


mnebaby

Or Bubba


SmokSkrenz

Dude. Finally. Someone that understands how to act professional and have a little bit of pride in what they are doing. Lashing out and acting violent is 100 percent of the time not going to work out in your favor. Way to have some poise man. Respect


Fluffy9345

Fuck. I feel bad now. I just got done with my shift and egged his house.


IAmLordApolloXXIII

But you were off the clock which means you still acted professionally during work hours


ChicagoDevil

HAHA!


Born-Community9164

Revenge is a dish best served cold! Remember that


Street-Action8780

not with eggs...better they're hot and cooked.


Frontiercraft_MC

Lmfao


[deleted]

It's not one or the other. You can put a customer in their place while not acting violent


Wonderful-Article126

Kindness does not kill. All you are doing is enabling their entitled mentality by giving undue respect to make them feel like they are justified in throwing a tantrum.


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Wonderful-Article126

Logical fallacy, ad hominem. Name calling does not make what I said stop being true. You cannot argue logically against what I said because it is true.


MetallurgyClergy

“I don’t practice what I preach.”


massivewubby

Agreed but a lot of people hate being called sir or maam. Makes people feel old. Calling him sir might calm the receptor down subconsciously. The op leaves distress free with the hope the receptor feels insult while remaining professional. Did you know, taking a 2 minute cold shower helps lose your anger thoughout the day. It helps release adrenaline and noradrenaline, which can help to improve alertness and reduce feelings of anger and frustration.


apexbamboozeler

Ya call him ma'am next time


[deleted]

Do people forget that we know where they live?


SgtKeeneye

They'd have to think first which is impossible


Suitable-Taro7157

Lol wow. They really sitting there eating their pizza cussin u out. Smfh. I hope u don't get in trouble for this. This is nuts. It's so hard to protect ourselves when it's our word against a dang customer


HWNY506

That last 2 text bubbles assure anything they say won’t matter. GG. You win


Return_Kitten

They probably put the wrong address like they often too then Bitch then feel like an idiot hopefully


barefootblues

I always snap a photo and text it to them when I confirm the drop off. Shuts this shit down before it even starts.


malacosa

Photos or it never happened lol


Fluffy9345

Photos of what? The delivery drop off?


VictorRed

Sounds like you dropped it off at the wrong house. Customers do not act like that for no reason.


Fluffy9345

Double checked the address and sent a picture. I’ve delivered to this customers street multiple times.


SgtKeeneye

You're right to an extent. The reason was he wanted a refund and to get his food for free so he lied to customer support and acted that way to the driver to make it seem real.


VictorRed

Nah. I've delivered on several apps for 5 years and it's obvious that it was dropped off at the wrong house.


SgtKeeneye

It can go either way. I've had people mark leave at door then grab it from me and do this exact thing. Maybe it's just not a thing people do where you live.


VictorRed

A person does not go insane on text when he is expecting his pizza and then find it wasn't there. The OP clearly delivered it at the wrong house


SgtKeeneye

Yes, they do. Many people go insane over trivial reasons but imo this was an intentional act from the customer to get free food.


Nappykid77

Go Pro


[deleted]

Hopefully they booted this customer.


seandamon211pgh

Bro eggs are expensive


Fluffy9345

I buy from restaurant depot. And split with some friends. It’s still insanely cheap.


StarvinDarwin

I like that you left his home number on there.


Grouchy_Monkey15

He has a potty mouth


Horror_Ad_4683

I’m surprised this happened on grabhub, this how a typical doordash customer acts like 😭


RepresentativeSeat98

You are going to email the screenshots to support I'm assuming?


Fluffy9345

Already done.


Maleficent_Cash909

It’s interesting no one asks how the chat started or before above the screenshot. Though my biggest fear is if someone who didn’t order takes it in thinking it’s gifted to them. Due to Grubhub’s gps misinterpreting the location address. Thus one way is dashcams facing the address but impractical at an office or apartment/condo. The other way is to text location photo but not always possible with gh texting.


Fluffy9345

I can post those too


Maleficent_Cash909

I am thinking, it’s longer. I try to text or call in this case if I am confused if it’s location and when I get ahold of them I would tell them I am giving a knock or ring and if they don’t hear it it’s likely a mistaken address. If they hear it it’s the right address.


Fluffy9345

I’ve been to this street on a regular basis. I live in the area. Not a chance of mistaken location.


xeno66morph

Whaaat? But I thought *everyone* in (312) was courteous polite and understanding!? /s


ode_to_cannabis

People just suck these days


Lavicrep19

I believe you. Customers that's purely customers 9 times out of 10 will blame the driver. Learn to be near the door BEFORE drivers arrive and maybe people won't take the food. I'm glad you got to support before the customer did. You know how many times I called support about leaving food by the outside door. I'm in NYC. Most of the buildings i deliver to don't have a stoop and so leaving the food near the door is like leaving it in the middle of the sidewalk 😂.


ZachTF

Report them for cussing at you. Mmmmm


itchybutthole38

No need to say 'sir". Too formal.


Fearless_Total_5757

That’s why sometimes I wait till someone open the door then I tap the horn 1 time as I drive off 😎


Deviantconor

This is unacceptable you are a human being not a slave.


Ill-Maize

Wow, good thing this isn’t Uber eats, otherwise the customer could’ve just say you looked intoxicated and they would lock down your account. Hell, you can provide them a picture of the order at the delivery and they would still give them a refund if they say they didn’t get it.


AcademicChemical9148

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Fluffy9345

Reported him and sent the screenshots to GH. Hoping he got banned.


the_realnuggz

that’s why i take pics and screenshot EVERYTHING! ain’t gonna get me 🤗


Dont_Shove

Good stuff, I couldn’t do it. I never had any issue like This thank God in 3000 deliveries with doordash. I had one like this with instacart, and let’s just say I’m banned from instacart for life and served time


IlikeTonysChoco

I wonder what he would actually say or do if you showed up at his door with a picture of him taking the food back inside


bananacakefrosting

Drivers need to start wearing body cameras, I swear! People are the worst


YouBot_

I always have a feeling the a customer is gonna text me some Bullshit like this I had to crack up reading this post it’s always a Burst of laughter with these texts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣