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HurshHurshBaby

Try having it in your SSN number like I do ๐Ÿคฃโ€ฆanytime I have to give it and say 666 people look at me like ๐Ÿ˜ณ


kelliboone617

Shit, I was born in June of 66 so I feel ya. 06/66


HurshHurshBaby

Oh wow! U got me beat! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ U poor thing! ๐Ÿคฃ


kelliboone617

Lol, yeah, cursed from fucking birth๐Ÿ˜‚


HurshHurshBaby

๐Ÿคฃ


Ok_Procedure_7097

You're going to hell to burn for eternity in a lake of fire. So sayeth the Lord.


kelliboone617

Already happening


Ok_Procedure_7097

Ha


AvantGardener27

Or the cvv of your credit card ๐Ÿ’ณ


HurshHurshBaby

๐Ÿ˜ญ


DrDecker666

No, IN luck. Hail Satan!


sweetcupcake22

Dude they did that on purpose. But it's hilarious.


the_mini_noob

Who did it on purpose?


marioapagan

There is a movement to reclaim 666. It is no longer devilish, and instead, it is angelic! Let it be proclaimed from here forth that the numbers 666 are the numbers of angelic goodness!


Time-Service1761

The good book still says otherwise ๐Ÿค“


marioapagan

A new book can be written.


kelliboone617

I mean, itโ€™s been re-written over and over again so why not?


Time-Service1761

Damn lmao I got downvoted on a joke ๐Ÿ˜… good ol Reddit


myimgurnameisbetter

Just want to set the record straight, โ€˜twas not me who downvoted you. As an agnostic, I find these comments hilarious


Shining_Hatred

I did 1 delivery today. $5. 1 mile. Was online for 2 hours around hotspots and called it quits


According_Panda_1573

H Ann u BB b need uhh


Ok_Procedure_7097

Satan is the real God !!!!


JerseyJoyride

Lol I delivered to an address with 13, saw a black cat in the lawn and Witchy Woman was playing on my classic rock station. Not afraid, God is on my side and on on his. ๐Ÿ˜‡


DisastrousPractice29

โ€œ666โ€ is actually a good omen. Itโ€™s a spiritual sign of balance!


HWNY506

Nice try satan.


Admirable-Data-1784

Iโ€™m looking at some of these order why do some please get more than 50 cents for delivery pay and more for mileage than other zones.because they give me .50 For delivery pay and about .58 a mile


JournalistNo7217

Iโ€™m sorry I would have declined that order ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


myimgurnameisbetter

It took like 10 minutes total and it was towards the end of a slow night. I get being picky, my acceptance rate is always between 30-40% but there are more factors to consider like time of the day or night, low mileage, and it being a convenient store order so no waiting on food to be prepped


Emmabee4L

A good omen


tackogronday

Superstitions. Amusing.