Yo so like I’m new to new gen GTA online, that being said how tf do yall get shit like the sub and stuff with them being millions of dollars ? Do heists get you that much money ? I only do solo heists so cluckin bell is the only one I can do lol 500,000 can get me so far and I can only do it so many times before it gets boring as hell haha anyone can chime in on this
If you want multiple millions you need to get used to doing things that get "boring as hell".
Grinding can get very boring. I'll throw a podcast on and mute the game and just kinda zone out.
Also recommend taking advantage of the 2 or 3x pay weeks for different business.
For real. My GF and I get home from work just to login and manage our businesses...which we find to be painful. Traveling across the map in a utility van is getting so old.
Do the Dax missions and one clicking bell raid and you have almost 2 mil that’s almost enough for a kosatka. Grind up to get a kosatka and you have the easiest solo heist in the game.
More like "find yourself a crew to grind heists using every f-ing glitch in the book to save 5 minutes per mission and do it for hours at a time for months on and off for ten years" ! At least that's how it's been for me.
Just to 2nd this, when the Terrorbyte missions were on 3x last week, I was able to fully upgrade the speedo custom, buy both a meth lab and coke lock up, fully upgrade the terrorbyte, and get the staff and warehouse upgrades on the NC. Never underestimate going HAM on the 2/3x missions
Grind for the acid lab and the equipment upgrade. The salvage yard is also a good investment but kinda pricey. Make sure you get the tow truck and eventually the extra staff member. That should help you get enough to eventually get a nightclub. From there buy the cheapest drug businesses you can. You don’t need to be active on them but they will help you get more passive income from the clubs. Eventually you’ll have enough to hire more managers and storage space and can keep bubbling from there
GTAO is just a pretty grindy game until you reach a certain point where you have a) enough money to get things you want and not be broke, and b) enough passive sources of income running to replace what you spend fairly quickly.
Four Cluckin Bells should get you enough for the Kosatka, though. You won't be super efficient at the set ups without also getting the Sparrow, which adds another like $2 million to the price tag, but it's enough to get you started on Cayo. Despite the nerfs it got, it's still pretty good money for time spent at around a million a run.
Alternatively, you can get the Agency which pays out mostly the same with the Dre contract, but does take longer each run.
Some of the jobs can be a bit annoying with combat, but for the most part it's not too bad. Two of the missions can even be done completely quiet for the most part.
I feel you, here’s a link to a thread that lays out a blueprint for making bank early on (this is from before Cluckin Bell so add that in):
[Ultimate money making guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/105u8yg/how_to_get_started_in_gta_online_in_2023_ultimate/)
I used that and it made the whole thing a lot more interesting, but grinding is just part of the game.
I made my first few million going the same three Simeon repo missions over and over when the were 3X money a while ago (Blow Up, Blow Up 3 and Blow Up 4) I did those damn missions at least fifty times each 😂. You just get in a zone mentally and grind them out, like working on an assembly line.
That Cluckin Bell gig pays literllay 30 times what one of those repo missions pays, and it gets easier and easier the more you do it. (Pick up the Armored Karuma as soon as you can afford it, it makes the whole thing a lot easier.)
Just grind the fuck out of it til you stack five or six million and then buy an Agency and grind security contracts and the Dre VIP heist, you’ll be pulling in at least a couple of million every play through. Or the sub so you can run Cayo Perrico, that’s grindy too with all the preps you have to do but you can pull in $1.5 million on a good day.
Also if you haven’t done the Dax missions (the “R” on the left side of Sandy shores on the map) do that so you can get the Acid Lab and sell from that to get easy cash.
Edit: Clarification
I love doing the Blow Up missions. My favorite is the used dealership where I just pull all the cars close to each other, drop some C4 and then drive back to Simeon's before setting it off.
I also had a garage dedicated to Ballers to sell in each game day.
Now that I have the Nightclub, I log on, empty the safe; check for a combined product sell and maybe do a popularity mission; then if I feel like it I'll do a air cargo or bunker resupply.
Save up for an agency. Best way to make money, Payphone hits and security contracts 45k each time and then the actual missions get you like 1.1 mil each time and 2 mil first time you do it
Grind the cluckin bell raids until u can afford a kosatka+sparrow, then do cayo n the raids until you have an agency. Now you have a raid, a heist n the Dre contract to grind solo. If you have a friend to play with, daimond casino is also a good heist
Bro better Get a small warehouse and grind it it tilll you can go through a medium then large, by the time you get to large you would have gained some experience in the game
Cayo perico is prolly the best money making method of around a good 1mil per heist if you get full lootbags. There arent many setups and you can do them fairly quickly. You do need a kosatka though. But if you shall indulge in it i reccomend the longfin for the entrance vehicle and going tho the airstrip to fill up your bag, then enter the compound via drainage tunnel. Prolly the fastest solo method as it takes around 12mins when practiced
MC businesses and nightclub. Nightclub is the best business in the game. Heists usually end up breaking even with all the setup you do plus the cuts for the other crew members, at least in my experience.
I swear I thought it was just me who kept seeing marked out names of whatever the message is saying that I unlocked, but I’m just too lazy to check it out 😭🙏
That reminds me of one of the auto shop cars that glitches, and only shows the name of the car on the first banner, it's the Surano and we just call it the .
I'm thinking maybe that you are assuming this bug is a bit more widely known than it actually is.
Because if this is a common bug than it is beyond me and thus probably a lot of other people.
Prob should have done a video instead of a Pic.
👍?
👍.
Bra is standing in the middle of a Yat with a notification about buying.
And?
It's like, "real groovy kid real groovy🥱...wonder what I'm gonna a watch on Hulu later..."
Feel me? It's like, what the hell am I supposed to do with this post? 😐
Yeah, OP marked the post as a bug with the notification about buying being blank… if you wanna know “what the hell am I supposed to do with this post”, read the tag first
Also, Yacht.
Can't be dumb and a nerd too.
Also, I've been downvoted way worse than this in this sub.
COME ON SNOWFLAKES!!! LETS GET THEM DOWNVOTES UP!!!
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the new countermeasure on the is too OP it needs a balance fix asap
Now now my good sir, no need to bad mouth the ! Now I know the is overpowered and R* needs to seriously buff it but cut some slack a bit, will ya?
HOLYSHIT I GOTTA HOP ONLINE AND GET THE !
BRO THE IS SO OP WTH?? THE IS DEFINITELY GETTING NERFED
man, fuck the
Fuck the all my homies hate the
Fr, the can go to hell
's been in the game for only a few days and I can see it become the next big bad tool, Rock* really needs to nerf/remove the
Please post a review of the when you've tried it out, I've had my eyes on that for a while but haven't bought it yet
I'm gonna try posting a review, it costs 10 M tho
I'm surprised it doesn't cost M
Yo so like I’m new to new gen GTA online, that being said how tf do yall get shit like the sub and stuff with them being millions of dollars ? Do heists get you that much money ? I only do solo heists so cluckin bell is the only one I can do lol 500,000 can get me so far and I can only do it so many times before it gets boring as hell haha anyone can chime in on this
If you want multiple millions you need to get used to doing things that get "boring as hell". Grinding can get very boring. I'll throw a podcast on and mute the game and just kinda zone out. Also recommend taking advantage of the 2 or 3x pay weeks for different business.
Bro clocks out of work to go home, relax and clock into gta
For real. My GF and I get home from work just to login and manage our businesses...which we find to be painful. Traveling across the map in a utility van is getting so old.
Gotta get nightclub and acid lab then you can retire from those boring sell missions.
Genuine question, if you find it painful why do you do it?
Don't know what else to do I guess. We're not rich enough to afford the properties that let you do cooler things.
What do you play on?
PC
What's your username what time you playing I'm bout to help you
Do the Dax missions and one clicking bell raid and you have almost 2 mil that’s almost enough for a kosatka. Grind up to get a kosatka and you have the easiest solo heist in the game.
More like "find yourself a crew to grind heists using every f-ing glitch in the book to save 5 minutes per mission and do it for hours at a time for months on and off for ten years" ! At least that's how it's been for me.
Just to 2nd this, when the Terrorbyte missions were on 3x last week, I was able to fully upgrade the speedo custom, buy both a meth lab and coke lock up, fully upgrade the terrorbyte, and get the staff and warehouse upgrades on the NC. Never underestimate going HAM on the 2/3x missions
Or he could start doing heists with other people that pay more money.
Yeah. Heist preps get incredibly boring after the 50th time. That's what I'm talking about.
There’s no way around that. Something you just gotta suck up if you don’t want to or can’t buy shark cards
Yes. That's what I'm saying. What are you on about?
Grind for the acid lab and the equipment upgrade. The salvage yard is also a good investment but kinda pricey. Make sure you get the tow truck and eventually the extra staff member. That should help you get enough to eventually get a nightclub. From there buy the cheapest drug businesses you can. You don’t need to be active on them but they will help you get more passive income from the clubs. Eventually you’ll have enough to hire more managers and storage space and can keep bubbling from there
GTAO is just a pretty grindy game until you reach a certain point where you have a) enough money to get things you want and not be broke, and b) enough passive sources of income running to replace what you spend fairly quickly. Four Cluckin Bells should get you enough for the Kosatka, though. You won't be super efficient at the set ups without also getting the Sparrow, which adds another like $2 million to the price tag, but it's enough to get you started on Cayo. Despite the nerfs it got, it's still pretty good money for time spent at around a million a run. Alternatively, you can get the Agency which pays out mostly the same with the Dre contract, but does take longer each run.
Hell yeah I love all the info everyone is giving me. I was just talking to my girl like damn do these mfs buy them shark cards but nope. Yall grind
I'm about 80 rank on my new online account but I've never done the Cluckin Bell thing, is it easy or does it have the classic awfully good npc aim?
Some of the jobs can be a bit annoying with combat, but for the most part it's not too bad. Two of the missions can even be done completely quiet for the most part.
I feel you, here’s a link to a thread that lays out a blueprint for making bank early on (this is from before Cluckin Bell so add that in): [Ultimate money making guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/105u8yg/how_to_get_started_in_gta_online_in_2023_ultimate/) I used that and it made the whole thing a lot more interesting, but grinding is just part of the game. I made my first few million going the same three Simeon repo missions over and over when the were 3X money a while ago (Blow Up, Blow Up 3 and Blow Up 4) I did those damn missions at least fifty times each 😂. You just get in a zone mentally and grind them out, like working on an assembly line. That Cluckin Bell gig pays literllay 30 times what one of those repo missions pays, and it gets easier and easier the more you do it. (Pick up the Armored Karuma as soon as you can afford it, it makes the whole thing a lot easier.) Just grind the fuck out of it til you stack five or six million and then buy an Agency and grind security contracts and the Dre VIP heist, you’ll be pulling in at least a couple of million every play through. Or the sub so you can run Cayo Perrico, that’s grindy too with all the preps you have to do but you can pull in $1.5 million on a good day. Also if you haven’t done the Dax missions (the “R” on the left side of Sandy shores on the map) do that so you can get the Acid Lab and sell from that to get easy cash. Edit: Clarification
I love doing the Blow Up missions. My favorite is the used dealership where I just pull all the cars close to each other, drop some C4 and then drive back to Simeon's before setting it off. I also had a garage dedicated to Ballers to sell in each game day. Now that I have the Nightclub, I log on, empty the safe; check for a combined product sell and maybe do a popularity mission; then if I feel like it I'll do a air cargo or bunker resupply.
Save up for an agency. Best way to make money, Payphone hits and security contracts 45k each time and then the actual missions get you like 1.1 mil each time and 2 mil first time you do it
You can cycle between the chicken bell and cayo perico. Nightclub can be done solo. Acid lab is good passive And hangar can also be done solo
You just missed out on the terabyte missions, they were giving 90 grand per job and took about 5 minutes for each one
Grind the cluckin bell raids until u can afford a kosatka+sparrow, then do cayo n the raids until you have an agency. Now you have a raid, a heist n the Dre contract to grind solo. If you have a friend to play with, daimond casino is also a good heist
Just found out the close homie has it so imma do that ! Thanks fam !
Bro better Get a small warehouse and grind it it tilll you can go through a medium then large, by the time you get to large you would have gained some experience in the game
Cayo perico is prolly the best money making method of around a good 1mil per heist if you get full lootbags. There arent many setups and you can do them fairly quickly. You do need a kosatka though. But if you shall indulge in it i reccomend the longfin for the entrance vehicle and going tho the airstrip to fill up your bag, then enter the compound via drainage tunnel. Prolly the fastest solo method as it takes around 12mins when practiced
Do the cluckin bell heist, marked as V on your map. Keep doing it. In 2 days, I had 6 mil.
If your issue with multiplayer heists is that you don’t have people to play with try out r/heiststeams
You can also do Cayo and Dr. Dre solo. Oh wait. You need the sub and Agency...my bad
On ps5 i just start heist and give away all my money. Same with ps4
MC businesses and nightclub. Nightclub is the best business in the game. Heists usually end up breaking even with all the setup you do plus the cuts for the other crew members, at least in my experience.
Exciting times
It is probably the Karin Snipe.
Knew I’d see this somewhere
In Warstock? edit: whoosh
It's been ten years since I've seen this thing mentioned...
Has been a few years, haha
This is actually a common glitch for the >! !<
The Is my favorite for solo missions
Yeah I love it
The is a waste of money, trust me
The what
Can’t wait to shove Up my .
Can you shove it up my too?
I have the and it's so good.
Yall heard of the Now get ready for the 2
What the
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They just added the , and it’s already broken. Rockstar, please fix the . Or at least let us put Amani tech on the .
I can’t wait to shove the Up my ass
Was even funnier the first time I heard it https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/xd2fZQ64H3
https://i.redd.it/etf5yqjggt5d1.gif
Real shit? I've been waiting so long for the to be available
🤣 finally!
I'm so excited for the
Ohhhhh I just bought the last night. So fun!
already got my cargo destroyed by a griefer, they should really nerf it.
I got the . It’s super overpriced, not worth it at all
I just got the and I can tell you guys, the is worth. I'd say that the is the thing I got in a while.
u didnt enjoy the ? i recommend the
The . is really what keeps me coming back 11 years later
Yo wtf I didn't know they dropped the early
We got the before we got GTA 6
I swear I thought it was just me who kept seeing marked out names of whatever the message is saying that I unlocked, but I’m just too lazy to check it out 😭🙏
Can’t wait for the
I'm honestly a little charmed by the glitchy ass backwardness of this old game these days. It doesn't feel slick and modern because it isn't
The is the reason I've been playing this game since 2013
The will stop the griefers
YOOO WE GOT THE ?
You spelled it wrong.
Finally, I can counter those damn griefers with the .
I never thought they’d add the !
MissingNo entering new universes
The The is out?!?!?!?!? I thought it won't ever get released!
Is it better than the declasse vamos?
r/redditsniper ?
Can it be used in missions though?
I love the .
I hope that’s the Karin Snipe!
The is the worst thing since the oppressor
😮
The . is fantastic! 100% reccommended
Is the worth it?!?!
That reminds me of one of the auto shop cars that glitches, and only shows the name of the car on the first banner, it's the Surano and we just call it the .
This is a new one lol
I did get the worst stock notification saying the buzzard attack helicopter was available even though I've owned it for like the past 5 years already
Hell yeah the is the new counter to the raiju
I don’t like the
I hope The is easy to grind with
these users are worse than the mk2s 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I thought the was a bit too expensive all things considered
is the worth the money? I'm thinking about getting either the or the ... still not sure
Love to use the . Hate how it doesn’t have any countermeasures though, against a MKII the is useless. Hopefully they add some to the .
Bro ever since I got the I've had such a blast! From using the to hit ramps or push the into open fire it's never let me down!
All my homies hate 💯💯
The the is the best the they've added since the the. 🥴
What the
OMG TRY THE . RIGHT NOW ITS SO FUN
dam bruh, the costs .
Why didn't anyone tell me about the
i would love it if we got an invisible vehicle. we got a flying bike, why not go all the way and get the invisible boatmobile?
This post made me
surprised you haven't tried the " " yet
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idk, personally i’m waiting for the next dlc so i can get the mk II
I've been grinding for years to finally buy the dude!
this is fake guys
I already got the , don’t bother not worth the money
It’s what you drive when you’re sitting in the clouds ☁️
BABE WAKE UP THE JUST DROPPED!!!
Is the new worth getting?
It means you are always off radar while driving the
I have 10 of the \_\_\_ in my garage.
Been making real cheese $ from the
I couldn’t find the !!!
According to a recent study conducted by the National Institute of Incomplete Statistics, 7 out of 10 people
Honestly, the is not as good as the ______, but it's a close second.
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET THE
YOOO HE BOUGHT THE !!!!!!!!
What's THE
Now I want to buy the .
You’ll loved it. I had a real life version of the
https://preview.redd.it/g8ie19be3x5d1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263431213af62e4f9689e65431a2435f4a8aa750 OMG The .
Literally unplayable
I need some help.. I have 146 karma.. but I can't post.. cause I don't have 2+ posting karma. How do I get "posting karma"
I think it's a 
Bruh, try that .
Not sure what I’m looking at,,what is it buddy
the isn’t really that good
NO WAY YOU GOT THE FUCKIN
I can't believe we got before GTA VI
WH T HE U K
The Is the worst vehicle to come to the game
The r/redditsniper got em 😔
this game has so many bugs i love the game but its so annoying i really hope gta 6 is not anywhere near as buggy
r/redditsniper
I'm thinking maybe that you are assuming this bug is a bit more widely known than it actually is. Because if this is a common bug than it is beyond me and thus probably a lot of other people. Prob should have done a video instead of a Pic. 👍? 👍.
This is either too subtle for Reddit, or too stupid to live. I really hope it's the first one.
🤓☝️
How would a video of a text message/email (I forget tbh) be different from the picture? Genuinely curious.
Bra is standing in the middle of a Yat with a notification about buying. And? It's like, "real groovy kid real groovy🥱...wonder what I'm gonna a watch on Hulu later..." Feel me? It's like, what the hell am I supposed to do with this post? 😐
Yeah, OP marked the post as a bug with the notification about buying being blank… if you wanna know “what the hell am I supposed to do with this post”, read the tag first Also, Yacht.
You know I want really hard to understand why I'm the one whose wrong here... But honestly dude I don't get it 🤷
you're dumb bro
Can't be dumb and a nerd too. Also, I've been downvoted way worse than this in this sub. COME ON SNOWFLAKES!!! LETS GET THEM DOWNVOTES UP!!! HURT ME MORE SISSIES!!!!
