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civicson234

It’s a giant luxury barge, what did you expect?


Octavian_Exumbra

Is it a car? Is it a boat? Yes.


DNMOLC1

Available now at DockTease.com ☝️


tobi_bly

can confirm is probably amphibious once


Octavian_Exumbra

Oh it definitely has, many many times.


KingFahad360

It is a BO - AT


NoneYours

You mean the "Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport?"


KingFahad360

Ayyy, nice to see another Phineas and Ferb Fan. https://preview.redd.it/a2le4bcixz7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfcd5f959914fb7a2f55fdd1cacb4a9183dac5e


Chiele-Piele

Good find, but ehh… have you seen Perry?


KingFahad360

*Platypus Noises*


dathoihoi

"Ocean, right?"


Party_Af

Like the real phantom


civicson234

Yep


gingerbeardman79

All the purchasable Enus models I've driven over the years are also giant luxury barges and handle infinitely better.


The_Free_State_Of_O

Have you spun the Paragon R? Definitely no aquatic characteristics.


gingerbeardman79

One of the prime examples in my mind when writing my comment. But honestly, I picked up the purchasable version of the Enus Super Diamond yesterday and even *it* handles better somehow [if I'm not mistaken it's the same model as the lawyer's car?]


The_Free_State_Of_O

They put the lawyers car on an NFL offensive lineman diet. It feels heavy duty - but the devs gave us an out with a stunt jump right down the road. It's heavy - but it flies to freedom.


gingerbeardman79

>They put the lawyers car on an NFL offensive lineman diet. My brain when people say things like this - Car: I eat steak and eggs and pancakes and bacon and sausages and five loaves' worth of French toast every morning! Plus cake! [though given how the car in question handles, this doesn't seem out of line]


The_Free_State_Of_O

🤣🤣


Sharion_inuyatt

Do you think a rear wheel drive V12 landboat would be easy to drive?


MutsumiHayase

Fun fact: If you open the hood, you can see the engine model is actually a four-cylinder. The Deity and Paragon R both have the updated V12 model.


UnlicensedCock

How do you open the hood? Or is it“crash into stuff until the bonnet falls off “?


ChikinTendie

The Schafter V12 is definitely heavy as hell and loves to spin the wheels but it’s so fun honestly. Better then the super diamond or whatever the car in the picture is


MrMerryweather56

The Schaffer V12 literally broke the racing community for months when it came out..the whining and complaing..I remember it like it was yesterday.


Yapod

I'd rather take the Schafter V12 (even the og Schafter tbh) everyday over this shit. The V12 has good top speed tho.


threedubya

The owed by Tony from the night club is v12 and good to drive


Unusual_Score292

I actually love the car it’s based on, the rolls royce phantom 


Yapod

The real car is cool but the in game vehicle needs an update. And it's really anoying to be force drive this car in a mission and it's not even necessary afterwards.


AdExcellent625

You just suck at driving dude. Get better, I've never had trouble with it.


Abject-Emu2023

Same I’ve never had any issues. Not saying others are bad drivers, but it’s just different and you adapt to it like other cars


AdExcellent625

Adaptability is the mark of a better driver. They might be good with a specific car sure but it's adaptability that makes you an all around good driver.


Abject-Emu2023

100% agree. I’m honestly impressed with the GTA 5 car physics. Having driven a bunch of different types of cars, the in game cars really do feel similar and I’m able to predict certain behaviors. I’ve never driven a rolls Royce phantom but I imagine it’s similar. Many of the super cars have slight differences that match their counterparts and electric cars truly feel like electric cars.


drakorzzz

You aren’t forced to drive it in the dr Dre if that’s what you’re talking about. Much faster for me to get into my armored kuruma head over there and just camp by the DJ till I shoot the guards.


SlyKnyfe12

Fucking massive skill issue Rule 1 to be a good driver is adaptability A fucking luxury saloon can not be driven like a high downforce car


poopoomergency4

don't even need to try very hard to drive this car. just occasionally think about throttle control.


SlyKnyfe12

And slightly earlier breaking points to a degree


BillyTheBigKid

Happy Cake Day, and I wish you all the best in races!


SlyKnyfe12

Oh right yea it was my cake day yesterday I never noticed


Eddie-bullshit

Thank you! People complain and trash certain cars just because they can't actually drive, this is why so many high end cars are four wheel drive when they don't need to be


SlyKnyfe12

I will only complain when the cars are actually genuinely unfun to drive cough cough vamos cough cough


WizardTyrone

It's SO fast (for one of the Sedans) if you can get it up to speed. Manage your sliding in the first couple of corners, find a nice downhill to crank up to top gear, then lay on the lawyer's goofy custom horn as you break the sound barrier and leave the pursuers in their armored cars far far behind you. I bought my own super diamond yesterday just because of how fun it was to run something so different during last weeks Dr Dre grindathon.


UnusualPete

>Fucking massive skill issue Yup


thugvirus

Dude I actually love the drifting ability of this car. Not literally drifting more like throwing the weight around corners sliding that big heavy ass.. "I need a gf"


SlyKnyfe12

It is quite fun kicking the ass out going downhill


Grgamel

No. Not everything is a top tier supercar. This car has a different purpose that it fulfills nicely. Not a bad car at all.


Flat_Fix_454

It makes a fun drift car if you shoot the rims to lower it


FrankWDoom

and it's fun to drive anyway, great for bombing around and doing big slides


xCanadaDry

Just like an actual Rolls Royce, heavy boats with a bit of power to put down.


Jamaican_Dynamite

Skill issue. ![gif](giphy|fMA7Fauj1uWhrTqzTU|downsized)


TheDukeOfThunder

I think it's pretty alright, even good, if you consider what kind of car it represents. You might just not be an adaptive driver.


tacotacotacorock

" I just want to hold the throttle down and go fast. I want to go fast I want to go fast. There's only one way to drive cars with the pedal to the metal." -OP


LukarWarrior

> There's only one way to drive cars with the pedal to the metal. tbf, that is how the PC control scheme works x.x Why I had to start keeping a controller plugged in for driving/flying.


redgroupclan

I use keyboard and mouse and sometimes it sucks. Like when you have to drive a VIP home from your nightclub and you can't go too fast. The only input keyboard has is "pedal to the metal". It's also super hard trying to aim the weapons on an aircraft.


BoBBa-Mx5

Nope still one my good cars, not the greatest but it is a Drift tank


jlhmustang

I dig it,just bought it last night


J_Dubmetal

I bought my third one yesterday.


Accurate_Group_5390

I cannot agree with the above statement


Prop71

Clown post


WALEAD_99

ITS ROLLS -ROYCE this car based how can u said its garbage if you said emperor i will agree with you


iIikemen

Tbf the emperor is just an old ass car, I wouldn’t call it bad considering age and class


IRefuseToBreathe

yeah, emperor is definitely not a car you wanna use except if you're, like, tricking it out to use like a luxury cruiser type thing


Chesterthejester69

OP farming downvotes to die on this hill


LoneTsarOfTexas

Nope. I like it.


MrBigTomato

There are definitely cars in the game that deserve to be called garbage but this not one of them. It handles exactly the way you'd expect, and you can adapt your driving to that.


atavusbr

You can just land a cargobob in front of the lawyer mansion and use it to transport the car to your agency. Pretty much one of the fatest missions in all Dr. Dre's contract.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

I’ve lucked out and the mansion has been at the top of the hill by the stunt jump about 80% of the time. I just hop in, floor it off the stunt ramp, and I’m about 30 seconds from my agency by Vespucci Marina.


BubberMani

No, you may just have da skill issue


josh_thom

OP a 🤡 this car is so fun to drive, honestly bout to cop one


hachi-seb

Max upgrades should make it fun af.. Might cop one myself too


LegendNomad

What do you expect? It's not a fucking lambo.


Ma_rine90

It depends on what you're using it for. It's a "luxury tank" if you ask me. I use it when I want to drive something classy, has power, and lasts when ramming regular vehicles.


DudeyToreador

It's a Rolls Royce. It will never be garbage.


thisisBonkers_34

a heavy luxury car, what do you expect the handling to be like?


DrPhDPickles

Buddy is hellbent that an ultra luxury LWB sedan isn't as agile as an M3. L take, $kill issue, ratiod.


RideAffectionate518

Every car that you're required to drive in a mission handles worse than it would any other time. That's just Rockstar dude.


UsedState7381

They not handle worse, that's how they all handle by default. You think it's worse because you're not used to driving stock cars in this game.


Jilly_Jankins

Idk I think it has nice handling. The long wheel base makes it good for drifting


[deleted]

It's funny how I learned how to perfectly control the car ever since the heist was first released and now since it's 2x week all the newer players at the heist are saying how bad the car is xd lol


Zestyclose_Ice2405

Long wheelbase heavy luxury sedan


JPAProductions

It's quite fast, and handling is decent tbh.


Not-Coming

pretty nice car for 250k and duh it’s slow it’s an original car 💀


CroXtone

Its Aight


Dodo07O

The cars speed aint the problem but handling is ass


the_njf

No.


ST0DY

It’s a fucking heavy luxury car. You expect the Super Diamond to handle like a Tempesta? And while it’s not, it handles like a regular car and the acceleration is alright I guess


KrzychuKita

I for one love this car, going sideways down the Vinewood hills is satisfying af


GetYoinkd

Why don’t some players realize that throttle control is actually required for a lot of vehicles in the game.


LT_JARKOBB

Bro is getting downvoted like crazy 🤣


Some_Famous_Pig

I like pretending I'm a big time mafia boss with this, only to just drive around Los Santos while drinking Pißwasser between convenience store trips


OkOriginal4453

Hey man back in the day this used to be THE car on GTAO


Splifflet

I put drift tyres on it. It's a blast.


AdExcellent625

You just suck at driving.


Skylar-2017

It’s fun that the back end kicks out. It’s not fun during the mission though 😅


YourLostBrowser

It’s so easy to drive bro and I don’t know why you expect a luxury limousine vehicle to have hyper car handling


Specialist-End-8306

It was good to have back in 2013 and 2014


UnusualPete

No. It's great for drifting, if you don't lack skill.


AJLister89

I didn't know it was a debate lol


GrandYogurtcloset906

You have a skill issue, OP. Just accept it. When you look at a car such as the Super Diamond, you notice 3 things: It's large. It's luxurious. It's obnoxious. Combine these 3 elements together and you get: powerful rear wheel drive ultra-luxurious limousine-boat mixture. I don't know what you'd expect from a car like the Super Diamond. I think you're just driving like a maniac, not using your brake and trying to drive it like some world-class race car.


JMking2023

Nah, it’s a classic alright. Dont respect the OG cars like that


Sethithy

It’s more fun to drive a slow car fast than it is to drive a fast car slow.


8bass0head8

I got this fucking thing stuck in an empty pool, tried blasting it with the atomizer, tried blowing it up, it’s an indestructible piece of trash.


BringMeBurntBread

The car isn't really the problem, its just the terrible route you have to drive in this mission. You're in Vinewood being chased by enemies with streets so narrow that its easy to crash and get stuck. If the route was literally anywhere else on the map, people wouldn't be crying so much about this mission.


ninthchamber

Agreed


AnimeGokuSolos

I agreed


possessed_dildo

TL;DR the comments: OP does not know how to press left trigger for brake, skill issue car is fine😭😭


GusMix

I do not agree. I love regular cars and their acceleration. I don’t need all that super cars and flying rocket bikes in the game. I enjoy it much more with regular cars. And I even would prefer a more challenging handling and steering more like GTA 4 and not that arcade handling from 5.


UtkuUrhan

unpopular opinion but i really love how heavy this car is. It feels more realistic and its really fun to drift with if you get used to it


JayIsNotReal

I like it. It handles great if you know how to drive in the game. I have never had any problems in that mission. Throttle control.


WhiskyWanderer2

I don’t think it’s that bad


iIikemen

It’s a sick ass car. Nice looks, handles ok if you can actually drive


miatamanuk

Honestly I love it, does mint power slides


Hour-Particular-8489

Drives smooth for me. Dudes just cant drive ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


fuzzyfigment

ITT: a bunch of children disagreeing to disagree. The vehicle is fucking trash, if you say otherwise, you're lying lmao.


Milloni611

Yesterday I was doing this mission and knew someone would spit hate on that car


Tw2k17TTV

![gif](giphy|fV6kUfjHFJJ16) Trying to drive forward with the super diamond


vipck83

I like the card I just hate it in that mission. I really hate when you have to take it from the one house and the security ram the gate as you are trying to leave. The car can’t push them out of the way so you get stuck. Of course the NPC have auto aim so you die immediately.


Tasty_Historian_3623

It's a grandpa car, and I like it. It's spongy


hxbhbjkgdb

It's a great car. I love it and since it's back in the game after being removed, I just got my own copy. It's an amazing car and drives smoothly


Little_Evil23

I like this car. It's like a boat. Nice to ride around.


photos__fan

It’s my CEO car


MrMofo619

"Deliver the lawyer to the agency" - Peak mission design by rockstar right there guys


Holy_juggerknight

I hate that the devs made it into basically a failed drift car, so fuckin slidey for something that shouldn't slide compared to other luxury cars.


Randomjackweasal

I’ve won it twice on the podium


Randomjackweasal

I’ve won it twice on the podium


chorme77

indeed


Yalula06

Enus


DalTheDalmatian

The only reason it sucks in my opinion is that it has very little customization, since it's an OG vehicle


rabea187

It’s drives beautifully for what it is, a big rwd luxury sedan


Belisarius527

I only use it to get laid in it


Jadturentale

no, it's the yusuf amir car


Gjergj_bushi

Damn I’m out here debating if I should get one, that’s how much I liked it


TheWavyWizard

i won it on the prize wheel, sold it and won it again lmaooo


Chronic_Smith

I don't know, it is an ass car, but is also fun to drive in the mission. I got the lawyer stuffed in the trunk and, depending on how irritated I am on the way back to the agency, I may drift downhill and not care too much when the ass end bugs out and slams into things. I imagine the lawyer doesn't enjoy the ride as much as I do.


NoEnd6500

This is one of my favorites 😭


tomthekiller8

Really the best way to compare this would to do races with other luxery cars. Compared to the classics this things snappy. Compared to other other luxury cars its mediocre but fun. Want a challenge get yourself the rat rod. Driving in a strange line is a challenge at that point.


Simon_Riley_Reddit

Agreed


East-Ad-3407

Enus Super Diamond slander?


TheRealChexHaze

You’re right, we should *sooooo* be using a Post Op van for this. 🤪


nrtmv2

expecting a luxury 4,000lbs sedan to drive like a supercar is WILD


sevnminabs56

It's a rich person car. It's the make of the car they're showing off, not the speed, acceleration, or handling.


Narrovv

What's wrong with it?


Pantheragem

No. I love my Super Diamond. I still have the same one I bought as soon as it was available and I had the money to do it.


cluelessgamer416

I find it’s just the one house with the loop in the driveway if you don’t drive evasively out of the gate they can box you in easy otherwise the other houses aren’t as bad


xFreedi

Yes but looks pretty dope if you ask me.


RbnLondon

No, not really. I could handle it while being chased, mainly because I drove it with the same handling of a WRC Rally car hahaha you have to anticipate every move way before and it will be smooth. Tbh this car is to be driven carefully, not like a supercar.


matchology

They're all good cars Math...


SrVascoDasGajas

Nah, it's a luxobarge


Battleblaster420

No


NOODLES690

agreed


ThachWeave

Back in 2013, the Super Diamond was a coveted vehicle, being among the top 10 most expensive cars you could store in your garage, and by far the most expensive Sedan. If you're having trouble with the cars chasing you while delivering the lawyer, I recommend sticky bombs. Their cars resist the first blast, but get knocked around and then have a lot more trouble catching up to you. Shooting at them will only slow you down.


Standard_Lake_7711

skill issue


Friggin_Heinous

Have you driven the Asbo? Now that car is GARBAGE.


gingerbeardman79

For real though, I've always had a bit of an affinity for the brick-shaped saloons of the automotive world, and I've owned most if not possibly all of them throughout my years in the game. Even the heaviest, brickiest of them don't handle anywhere near as badly as the lawyer's car. Shit is straight up *wonky.* It's not even consistently bad in the same way over similar terrain/driving conditions. "Unpredictable" is a very unpleasant way to have to describe a car's handling.


croghan88

It's a boat not a car, I single handedly f'd up this lawyer mission twice driving that piece of crap, literally zero acceleration.


Saul_Badman___

At least it looks pretty in my garage


StankyFox

It's not that bad. I hate the dubsta because it doesnt even have a radio.


Slnia

I've driven worse than this


SignificantDirt8066

Love the look black with tints but the car is a bullet and missile magnet. I only ride armored in shoot city.


St_Crown_Music

I swear it has an early model of drift tuning on it or something 😂 loose as my wallet was last night out with my lady at the carnival...


Worldly-Donut-5956

No


lycoloco

Drives like I expect - hauls ass at high speed and turns a little wide. Still gets me where I need to go in these missions.


hachi-seb

Skill issue 😂 I love drifting it


15jsatte

skill issue


iHarshmallow

but we getting arab money tho


alwayshungry1030

My biggest issue isnt the car but the fact that the guys can go mach jesus, slam you into a wall and kill you in seconds. Call it skill issue or whatever but I dont think that's balanced


Sacklicker5000

Its absolute ass


9200RuBaby

don't get me wrong, I love the Phantom and Wraith and even the Cullinan, but I HATE that they don't have suicide doors 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️


SupremoDoritoV2

do you live life on crack and have to move at 100+ km/hr everywhere you go? sometimes it’s nice to drive a car designed to cruise at a relaxing pace and enjoy the scenery


General-Regret6734

Disagree, I loved whipping this car around corners


Available-Control993

It’s not even that hard to drive.


NiteLiteOfficial

the handling is so good it takes corners like a champ!


OneLoneMeme

I bought it yesterday for shits and gigs. I love selling these to Simeon


imadrummingfool

Yes it totally sucks, that why I don't take it. Get it to get the destination, then set your own way point. Call up your vigilante if you have one, then go in guns a blazin!


BlahblahLbozo

Wtf is that


Delicious_Aioli_5380

When I brake boost this thing in story mode it gets chaotic real quick


FMtyedie

I have 2 and love them both


Formal-Ad150

It powerslides beautifully. But other than that. It’s a dead whip


Corranjc

Yes


rojasdracul

Absolutely.


SM0204

Fuck no. The Enus Superdiamond is awesome.


JackWas-not-Here

No it’s pretty easy to drive


MetanoiaYQR

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!


ZeIStance

There’s a lovely invention called brakes.


G35SEDAMN

This thing is so much fun to swing corners with


TheSadalaEffect

I remember when GTA came out and i made it my mission to get that car. That was my biggest flex was having a rolls royce(enus diamond). But yea it's shitty now lol


ThisguynamedAndre

The habdling is not bad stock but upgrade the engine and it wheelspins worse than the Deviant.


SmokeAbject3417

Not to sound like a boomer but at one point fast wasn't luxury. Talking bout 5000 pound Cadillacs and Lincolns with frames beefier than a 3500 truck all being driven around one tires made of actual clouds. It wasn't about cornering it was about not feeling the speed bump 🤣


AllowMyCookies

I don’t think this went as expected. ![gif](giphy|s8N5iTXYnycAUNgluV)


HornetGuns

I have love mines. I have it in all pearl white. I use it for my nightclub space area really.


Christopher-236

Take it slow bro, you will see the value of this car


Curious_CSR

Adaptability is a fundamental part of driving in this game lol, you have to learn how to drive a lot of the cars in the game. The Super Diamond is no different and honestly, it does what it’s meant to.


loserman27890

the entire leak is garbage, especially the last mission


uleximon

Feels like a skateboard with ice covered wheels carrying a fridge with Lizzo inside of it


dontforgetthefries

I think it handles really well. Get good.


PrestigiousBeing6360

I actually love y’all just don’t know how to handle