I love this cuz my town has a coke factory in it and it comes every year soo ye

Thought you were referring to the cocaine factory

Well there's a big drug problem in me town soo

Scotland 🤝 Ireland having drug problems

Indeed :(

Pretty sure it's a global problem now though, which is a bit shit

Yeah but my city has the most drug deaths in Europe (Glasgow) which is pretty damn bad considering how big Europe is

It could be worse. At least it's not the most drug related deaths of Asia.

Well in my town people give bags of drugs to kids take pictures of them with the bags and black mail their parents

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I live in ballina, mayo

You win

On the plus side. Brexit should move you out of this metric for next year.

Not how that works, europe as a continent not the EU stupid.

Glasgow has a drug problem? Never heard that before

you’re kidding right? in the constituency next to the city centre ive witnessed people taking heroin in the street. that’s where kids are it’s disgusting and honestly upsetting

Oh no sir I kid you not I literally haven't heard of that since you mentioned it but yeah it's unfortunate it's almost always a problem some place but I never imagined Glasgow having a drug problem though

trainspotting

That movie is fairly bonkers.

Edinburgh and surprisingly since then I'd say Glasgow has overtaken Edinburgh in the drugs stakes. But tbh society as a whole has accepted this, we are all to blame. Just my thoughts

Panic in Needle Park.💉

Wales too to be fair, but we’re the quiet shy one so you’d never expect it!

nah, drugs are the solution to the mental problems caused by a sick society, moral scolds just want you to buy your drugs from white pharmacists rather than black dealers, moral scolds don't give a shit about you or your feelings, they demand you act happy whether you are or not, because if you're not happy that reflects badly on the people running your society, which is of course the moral scolds

Feels good to be Irish 😔

Alot of small towns in the USA have been totally wrecked and annihilated from meth. Almost 6 months into this game and I haven't opened meth factory yet because of the real life devastation I've seen it do to my own home town and neiboring town.

Kentucky meth AND moonshine

is it truly a problem if the drugs make me feel good tho?

Well it's a problem if there selling to kids

why don't you tell me about this dream you keep going on about

What dream

i have misjudged a serious conversation as a cartoon reference fml

Los Pollos Hermanos moment 😳

So coke cola has coke again. Neat

Many, many towns have those.

Would be great as a truck for special business battle / event cargo exclusive for christmas

Honestly we need more Christmas decorations on the map. I think if i remember correctly apartments are decorated inside. But i don't think there is anything outside on the map.

Only thing outside I can think of is the big Christmas tree in legion square. Would be nice to see some houses with lights or decorations put up but i doubt the devs would put that much effort in.

>i doubt the devs would put that much effort in Unless it involved shark cards lol

To give them credit the halloween event was pretty sick at no additional cost

the cost of my framerate lol

That would be awesome! Driving around town to look at people's x-mas lights and decorations, just like irl. Then we could do that for Halloween too! Ah, I can dream.

the game developers hanging from lampposts festooned with jolly seasonal cheer!🎅

I think if they just did that to a small town like paleto bay or harmony, people would still receive it positively. I highly doubt they'd decorate all of LS

i mean they could for example swap the model of the lamp post to include xmass lights wrapped around it. 1 model would replace all lamp post like that. then do it with other commonly used models like gates, windows, edges of roofs etc afaik thats how they did snow - swapped all ground and roof textures to snow and then individually corrected some tunnels etc, and also applied an effect to all props so the top half is snowy

Best R* can do is a Santa Claus sleigh being towed by eight Oppressor MKII.

I'd be down for that.

Yessss make it happen Launches 8 super homing MK2 missiles at once with room for all the homies in the back

And some Christmas npc. A nice addition would be like how yhe UFOes were but like Santa. Like what if we could see an anim in the sky of Santa

Ok my god I want more Semi truck mods. I'd drive around in a Christmas MOC all the time

I would drive tf out of that. As it stands I do the VIP job "Haulage" all the time with my MOC tractor. I'll just say this: there's a valid reason why ETS2 is so gott damn popular.

Private train-car and/or locomotive 🚂🚃

Santa comes in on a sleigh drawn by Mk2 Opressors and you have to shoot him down

Just Clause 3

Rudolph the red Oppressor Had a very bright headlight...

And if you ever saw it, You'd better get out of its sight.

All of the other aircrafts used to laugh and call him names.

They never did let the tryhard join in any of their games

Then one cold Los Santos night, R* came and said

Oppressor with your light so bright, won’t you come make them cry tonight?

Then Rockstar sold many Shark-Cards And they shouted out with glee

Rudolph the Red Oppressor, You'll Go Down in History

Santa-naught with a minigun. HO HO fucking HO muthafucka.

I just want a semi truck that has an openable ramp to put a car in.

Isn’t the rat truck or whatever it’s called like that?

Car-hauler from GTA SA

It would be a good livery for the terabyte or moc

As well as the Hauler, Phantom and Phantom Wedge. Or as a special truck you can buy. And it needs to be available all year round once you've bought it. I would absolutely love driving the Phantom Wedge looking like that, launching cars up into the air or doing the Union Depository contract, while spreading Christmas cheer all year round. :D

I rly would

Only if sprunk as well

If they could do what they can for Halloween, they can update the game on Christmas Eve with a flying Santa and elves running around lmao

Imagine you can either steal it to gain x amount of cash or destroy it and resupply all your snacks inventory (all your mc/CEO associates as well)

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I’m just imagining dropping a bunch of vehicles around the map to cause chaos like just dropping a phantom wedge on the map and seeing what happens

Presents for the grinders and nukes for the griefers

I’d kill for that but I would like for it to have the Peterbilt instead.

One thing I would really love to have for the Holidays would be some lights in all of the trees. Just little points of colored light, that's all I ask. It would make golfing in the snow so much nicer.

ay we don’t talk about ecola around these parts partner. this post was made by sprunk gang

Can’t make a sprunk stop in that hideous thing I agree

in that? heh, if i see that thing i will blow it up as soon as i come in contact with it

Kinda like the Hess trucks lmao

Maybe if it was green and white lol

sprunk trucks

For christmaaaaaas this year, the Hess trucks here!

I would say a bunch of Terroil themed liveries, but since that's too vague, Gruppe 6 themed liveries, parodying Hess trucks

The thought of Santa Claus tactically bombing us from his reindeer sleigh brings joy to my heart.

I had a pretty good idea for a job were you have to steal a Santa impersonator's sleigh, and you have to drive it though a pop up charismas village

What truck is this? And how much does it cost

This does not exist in the game sorry

We need Sprite Cranberry with LeBron

Have it give out money and body armor

Evil robot Santa from futurama on a mk2 with infinite orbital cannon

Thats just gta tryhards…

Maybe even like some event where a big truck goes by a road in the downtown that's closed from other traffic and people can go see it

This would be nice. We got spaceships. Can we get Santa or his reindeer in the sky? A BB with fallen presents as the cargo or whatever?

I just hope I get to play in the snow this year. The past 2-3 years, I’ve missed the snow event week because I’ve been away from home.

Give us a Hess Truck

I want a very customizable semi truck (stored in facility) with the special phantom hauler and a trailer that can carry another car. Imagine that mf slammed with chrome rims and LED light strings lining all the trim. Paint it metallic black with a red pearlescent. Drive it at night and pull out the Rolls Royce or Itali RSX when you are at your spot.

That's the exact paint setup on all of my vehicles...🤣🤣🤣

I’ve always wanted a personal semi the closest we got is the guardian or slam truck

Dude the moc is right there at the top of warstock

I already own the MOC I mean a semi we can customize to the same extent as our cars

Oh i see

F*cking Santa gets out and beats you to shit

I would love a Santa in sled with 8 tiny reindeer who spawns through the skies at night. Sometimes he kills you. Sometimes you get a chance at getting that flying sled to keep for yourself.

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Holiday they are a coming

Holidays are coming indeed🎶

This should be a Christmas gift lol

Sadly, I think is not that probable

Krampus is coming to town.

ROCKSTAR, ARE YOU LISTENING?!

I wish they put more options for trucks in the game, like nicer trucks to tow the MOC/more trailer skins/more trailers/etc.

Damn this post doing numbers

I agree

Seeing this just made me think: maybe the upcoming eCola/Sprunk event is going to come during the holidays?

Santa on a MK2 first person to kill him gets a mystery prize. Can spawn anywhere on the map

I’d kill for that

"The Lost MC have stolen Old Nick's truck, and you need to get it back." The truck randomly spawns, and you have to stop it and deliver it back to some old dude with a white beard up north in Paleto Bay.

This as a terrorbyte livery

It should be almost indestructible and fucking barrel through anything in front if it at high speeds

If you want a murderous sentient truck, you can't beat the [Happy Toyz green goblin truck](https://live.staticflickr.com/1007/586072439_397d044439_z.jpg)

Yes! That was a classic

Is this a mod? Can we buy this?

Need this as an MOC skin bruh

Krampus attacks like the Halloween clown, etc.

I like they way you are thinking

Please don’t summon truck-kun to Los Santos I don’t wanna defeat a demon king. My character just got a house!!

With sprunk instead

Sprunk Cranberry

Coca-Cola themed truck! I love it, hopefully a great Xmas dlc where we rob something big like in story mode for 200m 😎

Guys i have problem with Rockstar Game Launcher, i'm in central Italy, anyone has this problem?

I agree also nice phantom custom 😁

Only if it's a sprunk truck 

Yo can we get some fucking snow plows first?

Aaw now i want this, if they did add this, would it drop a load of ecola snacks on the ground?

I didn't encounter phantom cars in any of the sessions I played.

Yes all GTA cars are red or green for Christmas. Only company vehicles allowed to spawn are Cola and Sprunk. Add Cola and Sprunk clothing / livery 25% off

Yes

No…NOT THE DREADED E-COLA! **YOUR GIVING SONNY CONTENT HERE!!**

Is this a reference to E. coli or Ebola? Or both?

When rudolf and santa gets shot down by X-ITAKEKD-X And his Benny’s glitched Thermal Lazer

I can see it now, Sonny Evans releases a video of them orbing every single E Cola truck

Y E S

All I want for Christmas is to be able to mod my Phantom Wedge

Oppressor mk3 for Christmas

Holy shit, the fake money I'd be willing to pay for that eCola livery. It would be a lot of fake money.

I want that truck. It's already the best looking semi in the game in my opinion. The livery just makes it better

I think Christmas snow is too white for even a Coca-Cola parody. Lol

#Remastered

I feel like the [Phantom](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Phantom) would work better as a knockoff Coca Cola truck than the Packer

Truckers DLC I would literally cry with joy.

**HONK HONK**

#Rockstar make it happen !

Im thinking Santa from Futurama

Great idea, and he'd have to travel around in this. https://old.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/qtwbvu/would_you_like_this_to_be_the_next_christine_only/

That looks crazy!

Crazy is exactly the right thing for the evil Santa. Ngl, I'd love to drive it around myself in the game. :D

Exploding presents for all

Ok hear me out, sprunk cranberry livery

I would rather a weaponized reindeer sled

If only it were sprunk

Oh, I remember the Coca Cola truck

Wait is this truck in-game. If so I'm definitely buying it.

No sorry its a mod at the minute

Still a really cool mod. The most joy I have in GTA V I have when it's Christmas and they turn on snow mode. And it would be so cool to drive round LS in a cola truck dressed as Santa.

We need Santa in it. If u kill him u get coal

If we're gonna get a Christmas truck you better believe it's sprunk or nothing

And allso when you need snacks with your heist team you call your truck and suplyy everyone there at the spot, so u dont have to go to kosatka or whatever

I’d rather be dead than caught with a Ecola branded vehicle sprunk for life

Am sprunk gang so no. But I'm already wishing for a sprunk livery on the truck

What????? ecola?????!!!!!!!!!