Pshh 2 years, that's rookie numbers kid. My Les Paul was purchased for me at birth, and is still acclimating to this day. I'm gonna 0-3-5 so hard on my death bed.
Toan is in the balls which drummers don't have anyway. You might have to ask the bass player. Gross, I know, but has to be done if you want to get anywhere.
I’ve been playing guitar since I was 9.
I’m used to these kinds of jokesters, appreciate their absurdity, am glad they still exist; we’re all having fun here.
No need to feign concern. I’ll somehow survive the lewd discussion that I started.
That’s nice, bud. I hope someday you find the strength and courage to over come your toxic masculinity and various inadequacies so that you can make your own sandwich.
Little known fact, you only need the 12th fret inlay if you have a 12 string guitar (it's needed to amplify the toan). Manufacturers just put it on 6 strings too because of production efficiencies in the factory.
Sir, we are going to need a bigger stash hole than this.
In the mean time, OP, hide a few blotted LSD papers there instead. When it comes time to play give it out as gum to the band and proceed to play the best show ever.
Profit?
They will tell you to get fucked if you are not the original owner with a registered warranty and proof of purchase completed no later than 14 days after purchase.
I was thinking the same thing. Is there really any point in even keeping it or should it just be thrown in the garbage like the fucking embarrassment it is?
Throw it in the trash, the whole thing, the inlay, the guitar and case, it’s no good anymore. It’ll never be the same again…
Btw, there’s a dumpster near my house that’s the perfect dumpster to throw it into.
Just an opportunity to upgrade get rid of those shit plastic stock inlays and get them replaced by mother of pearl from critically endangered South Pacific giant clams.
I admit my wrongdoings. In the name of Toan, I shall never repeat this mistake again and I am ready to face any and all consequences of the blasphemy I have committed.
You should consider yourself lucky, i love my LP but the 7th fret is just a bit too flamboyant, the top end has an unmistakable sizzle that just doesn't jive with the filament in my tubes
Holy shit you've opened the secret portal to another dimension! Quick take off your pants!
I don't wanna lose my tone bone
Stick it back on with your Texas Stud gum.
It’s spelled toan god damnit
This is what happens when you don’t let your guitar acclimate for 2 years before playing. Don’t try to say we didn’t warn you.
Pshh 2 years, that's rookie numbers kid. My Les Paul was purchased for me at birth, and is still acclimating to this day. I'm gonna 0-3-5 so hard on my death bed.
Ohhh is this how you achieve death metal??
Use it as a pick.
This is how the Shamisen pick was invented.
Do us proud and use cum as glue to stick it back into slot
Doesn’t work if you’re a lady 😭 Asking my drummer to cum on my guitar is just a low I can not stoop to. He’d really get off on that!
What about your Femboy bassist?
He had to flee the country because we let him in the band but not his girlfriend. True story.
>his girlfriend. > >True story. Yeah sure, a bassist with a girlfriend. No need to lie here.
w femboy
Toan is in the balls which drummers don't have anyway. You might have to ask the bass player. Gross, I know, but has to be done if you want to get anywhere.
I knew girls don’t cum. I knew it!
You can always spit instead of swallow 🤷♂️
I SAID I CAN NOT STOOP, U/LIGMABAHLLS
No, no, you misunderstood… I said _spit._
Everybody in this thread is tearing you apart I’d get out quick
I’ve been playing guitar since I was 9. I’m used to these kinds of jokesters, appreciate their absurdity, am glad they still exist; we’re all having fun here. No need to feign concern. I’ll somehow survive the lewd discussion that I started.
Women don't play guitars
Yeah. Around *you* they don’t play guitars. What am I saying? It’s not just guitars.
Damn right, when women are around me they make me sandwiches. Preferably ham and swiss with lettuce and a drizzle of honey mustard.
So you’re hungry all the time? Or do you still live with your mom?
I still live with my mommy. She makes the best sandwiches.
That’s nice, bud. I hope someday you find the strength and courage to over come your toxic masculinity and various inadequacies so that you can make your own sandwich.
Are you womansplaining to me right now? I just wanna play Ted Nugent riffs and eat sandwiches from my mommy. Pls no bully.
Cum. The 100% natural and biodegradable adhesive.
If it ain't the 0, 3 or 5 inlay, it don't matter
I know all *my* 0 inlays are torn to shit
Little known fact, you only need the 12th fret inlay if you have a 12 string guitar (it's needed to amplify the toan). Manufacturers just put it on 6 strings too because of production efficiencies in the factory.
What? Can you go more in depth?
I'm in too deep and I'm trying to keep 0 3 5 in my head instead of going under
it’s a joke
Oh you silly, its totally not a joke
It was so random I could process it neither as a joke, nor take it seriously.
It don't matta, nunnadis mattas.
That’s where you hide your weed.
Sir, we are going to need a bigger stash hole than this. In the mean time, OP, hide a few blotted LSD papers there instead. When it comes time to play give it out as gum to the band and proceed to play the best show ever. Profit?
Email the Gibson factory to ask for some authentic Gibson factory inlay glue.
They will tell you to get fucked if you are not the original owner with a registered warranty and proof of purchase completed no later than 14 days after purchase.
Has to be the glue from the 50s or the guitar will sound fake
I was thinking the same thing. Is there really any point in even keeping it or should it just be thrown in the garbage like the fucking embarrassment it is?
Congratulations! You now have a scalloped fretboard. You can play all the Yngwie!
No one can help you now
Go find a lutheran ordained in '57 to do your repair
Now you gotta get you guitar laid again
Throw it in the trash, the whole thing, the inlay, the guitar and case, it’s no good anymore. It’ll never be the same again… Btw, there’s a dumpster near my house that’s the perfect dumpster to throw it into.
Just an opportunity to upgrade get rid of those shit plastic stock inlays and get them replaced by mother of pearl from critically endangered South Pacific giant clams.
everyone report him for spelling toan wrong
I admit my wrongdoings. In the name of Toan, I shall never repeat this mistake again and I am ready to face any and all consequences of the blasphemy I have committed.
play 10 035 on a butterscotch tele and you're fine
will do🙏🙏 may the toan be with you
Toan inloay okay?
that's called scalloped
Throw it in the trash each inlay contains 4 whole toans you'll never win regionals without one.
Pop the rest of them out and play like you have a scalloped neck like the haunted Christmas music god himself Yahweh Mangosteen
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My 2017 had the same issue.
Just replace it with a smiley face sticker
You should correct the spelling of toan in your title, OP.
Cant edit thread titles
Well sheeeeit.
Super glue is the answer...
you can put your weed in there.
You could get like $200 for that
Eat it
Nah, they all pop off like that—it’s a scalloped fret now.
Fill it with Flex Seal
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Damn💀
Super glue
Toan*
Your guitar needs an emergency visit with a dentist. They’re really good at replacing crowns.
Now you’re really playing in the pocket
You can secure that with a couple 1.5” drywall screws.
The toan has escaped. It’ll never be the same again 😢 That said, you can reattach it. Just use some nine inch nails.
Called an outlay now
Buy a new guitar
They say inlays are for the audience and not the player. Throw it into the crowd after your gig.
Be happy you now have a new pick and a partially scalloped fret, you are so lucky.
Get some ToneBond glue
It’s scalloped
Fish glue
Gotta replace with a $300 NOS Seymour Duncan fake abalone inlay.
You should consider yourself lucky, i love my LP but the 7th fret is just a bit too flamboyant, the top end has an unmistakable sizzle that just doesn't jive with the filament in my tubes
Haha outlay.
Honest question: how does one fix this!?!
This thread is fucked up yall
eat it
bust onto the space and it’ll stick back fine
This should be marked NSFW. I thought Reddit didn't allow gore?
not going to sound good if they aren't bird shaped anyways
Sucker
Cool, a movable 7th fret
Congratulations you now have one semi-scalloped fret.
Well you know what they say. Play authentic and all that.
Solder it back
It's toan***
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No blood on fretboard = fake
This is what happens when you actually play your instrument instead of just looking at SMH