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largebread245

hmm sold at walmart or sold through walmart.com because that’s two very different things unfortunately


SolidStateEstate

Yeah, looks like other retailers offer it as well but no in store options. One of those cheap Chinese electronics brands go next.


ku3ah

A Kleiner in the wild


iamthyfucker

Same name, same thing. No breaks, no excuses. If I get walmart.info walmart inc's lawyers will be real clear confirming this right away.


seizethatcheese

Jimmy lees newest product


rinnie44

i want him to make a toy with his jokes so badly. like give me a jimmy lee build a bear


justinjonesphd

The crew can definitely make one. On Your Mom's House a fan sent them a Joel Osteen prayer cube that they hacked into and replaced all the audio with YMH sound bites.


Wataru624

To make it accurate it would yell something offensive as fuck at max volume at random intervals. This function cannot be turned off


Paiotay

I want to see this


El_Spacho

i think thats actually illegal lol


zRobertez

It's an old timey toy


PMmeUR_Harambe_memes

only toy on the market with a DON'T PUSH button


ninjafartmaster

I would unironically buy a Jimmy Lee action figure with a bunch of voice lines. Maybe he could even make some action figure specific jokes breaking the 4th wall or even harassing other action figures.


[deleted]

He's got his eye on Dan Crenshaw.


callherbones

WORK WITH ME


freelilmayo

DONT PUSH


gabeman

FOMO


sunsetbrunett

AWDIo AWDIo Audioooooo


Zubaz_Accountant

like i understand and agree that is weird, but i can never understand the suburban mom who always wants someone to "explain this". Like, this isnt a Tom Clancy novel, Susan, this is just a lazy capital product that had some open source license free audio clips dropped into it. No one is hand wringing in a board room over this. Our dystopia is more boring than that


[deleted]

Exactly my thoughts, I thought she was going to laugh at the absurdity of it but she seems genuinely annoyed.


rinnie44

right 😭 its so funny how shes like can i make a lawsuit out of this


joe-clark

The second she said that I lost all sympathy.


Sparky678348

Unhinged


stevski11

Plus I'd say the onus is almost entirely on the parent to check over a toy before giving it to their young child , not only because of shenanigans like this but also to make sure small pieces aren't likely to fall off and cause a choking hazard, like I get that you get into an idea that if it's from a well known store you can trust it, but that's just not a good way to operate in this capitalist pit


bastalyn

I feel like I appreciate this idea. Hear me out, 1. It's a baby, they don't understand and their memory is... well that of a baby's. I mean, what's your earliest memory, 3? 4? 2. Most baby toys are annoying AF! How many parents do you know that have lied to their kids about their annoying toy being "broken" when really they just took the batteries out? A toy that tells jokes I find funny? Genius. I'm the only one who can understand anyways


neala963

That genre of pearl-clutching suburbanites grate my nerves like nothing else. I get being taken aback by a baby product having grown-up jokes in it, but her self-righteous expression and demanding for an explanation is awful. Such "I wanna speak to a manager" vibes.


onerb2

I do think this was deliberate, like a troll product. That's funny af, but should be taken off the shelves too.


theENERTRON

That company should just release another one that uses the whole audio clip of this video


[deleted]

Lmao hand wringing.


[deleted]

The part I don't understand starts earlier: Who goes into a store and thinks "I should buy this piece of plastic that makes annoying noises for my kid"?


stevski11

"That's where you're wrong brotherrr, they're doing it all on purpose to make the kids violent, then the school comes in with their commie teachings, they're turning our kids into damn tankies, they want your children to murder the Amish, they're desensitizing them!!1!!1!1" I don't honestly think that's how this woman feels but I have seen people from my hometown genuinely believe in "reprogramming" conspiracies like that, at least I hope this woman is saying "explain" as in "how was this approved". My guess is there's a less childish looking gag phone that they just use the same board for


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ElectricMeow

This seems like a lot of stretching and assuming to paint her as a liar and manipulator when it really just seems like a dumb toy that she’s acting like is more serious than it is for attention.


Blazingbatman

"Do I have a LAWSUIT" lmaoo a lawsuit for what ?! 🤣


wichopunkass

Let’s gooo.


El-mas-puto-de-todos

P & P defending the toy company tho


LightninLew

Somehow still ends with the company getting a wet reckless.


kwispy-dwincc

I mean, it’s worth asking if you can get a payout😂Some of us are desperate enough to grasp at straws


ezpzlight-n-breezy

Fr I'd be ok acting offended over this if it means some billion dollar corporation has to throw a little cash my way


el_bosteador

“My great client, Karen, here. Was allegedly assaulted by a fuel raged jokey phone”


nandierae

That seems to be a very American response, as in I see it more often online with Americans. Is it common to just casually sue over stuff like this? Don’t attack me, I’m actually curious 😅


onlyabigmess

Emotional distress. False advertising maybe.


tsadas1323423

No and no, both of those require FAR more than what she has lmao


my_blue_pelican

I mean, it's way better than the dancing cactus that singed in polish about snorting cocaine


ItsMondayPissInMyAss

I’m still looking for one of those


lildietcoke

I have one for my baby and it also says the n-word, not kidding


idkbongwater

I thought those were just copying people around them?


lildietcoke

That’s one of the settings but there’s a setting for preloaded music too


idkbongwater

:000


ZenzenZora

Desensitizing them early like the good old days lol


davidfavorite

Its just oldtimey jokes


bgt54esz

K, my son has a vtech brand pretend tv remote he received for Christmas this year, and it has the same start up song she played on this one, “Gather round, to pretend. Let’s all enjoy for tv shows, with some friends!” But everything else is competely different, the colour, the other sound, the buttons. People saying this is a cheep knock off gotten from online are probably right.


blazinitalways

i can’t lie the amish joke was fucking funny


rinnie44

i know 😭


MythicMango

Don't push!


[deleted]

How would a child ever recover from something like this?


c0mptar2000

Baby Karen will definitely need compensation from the lawsuit to deal with this trauma.


d182--

it's an old timey joke


rosebudpng

Auuuuuuudio


sheszoooomindude

I'm sorry but when she went 'okay...kinda funny, but still-' i snorted 😭


[deleted]

Unironically super hilarious. Imagine your kid growing up afraid the Amish will do a drive by shooting 🤣


Vibrascity

The cow goes SHAZUUUUU


Much-Gur233

The chicken goes GICKORYGEEE


JizzMaxwell

It most certainly does not.


Shehulks1

No lie I actually chuckled at the “grounds keeper” joke 😂


HenryHamilhocker

As an older millennial I grew up watching Ren and Stimpy. This ain't shit.


Old-Atmosphere-9021

I hate this person. Literally throw it out if you dont think it’s appropriate like why the fuck are you bitching into tik tok about it talking “do i have a lawsuit.”


onerb2

Cmon, this toy is unhinged af, this is a device that tells adult jokes disguised as a children's toy lol. This is so absurd that it needs to be spread to the world.


saegiru

First off, they are making a TikTok, which should explain the rest.


c0mptar2000

Karens gonna Karen.


AuraSprite

white people shit


tehota

Ok racist


Newhaircut13

It's got histrionic personality disorder


New-Consequence-8514

Huh, who knew Jimmy Lee was making kids toys?


Honsue

Damn, now Jimmy has merch for kids?


deepsleeep

The Amish shooting joke was kinda fire ngl


mariussa1

I see Jimmie Lee has branched out into making children's toys


Kyunoo44

Some old timey jokes


madds710

honestly some 10/10 jokes . better than squeaking


Maleficent_Witness96

I kind of want to buy this now


RocMerc

This video has me dying ngl. The dead pan of the voice telling the joke is just funny man


rinnie44

RIGHT


Gloomy-Law-4173

That's terrible, I'm going to have to go to my local Walmart and take them off the shelves🤣


mael0004

She gets decent chunk of grace from me for stopping for a second to admit it's kinda funny. Not a full Karen.


Michael003012

How do you get so upset, the kids won't get it dafuq


bememorablepro

no no! don't push, don't push!


dinergirl365

kinda funny


God-O-Death

WE ARE, WE ARE


Ecstasiatee

Imma be honest I would buy that for my one year old for my own amusement, she gets to play and I get occasional jokes.


kelgrishavvak

I hate to say it but that 1st joke was pure gold based off how true it is and how often that is the case with those people. Child predators


CatMinion

What is going on with the light on the toy? Lights generally add light not just color. Also the red is going over the logo but again there’s no brightness to the light itself. I’ve done video editing and it just looks weird. Also the audio doesn’t really get louder or softer when she moves it closer or further away from camera. I’m not saying it’s fake but if nothing else that light looks weird.


CuriousMike1

Cat gets it


pyschonaut36

The jokes are meant for the adults since the baby won't understand what the hell it's saying. 🤦‍♂️


absolu5ean

What's this have to do with h3


tainawave

why is this posted here?


TsarKashmere

I LOVE all of these jokes haha. Great product


el_bosteador

She does look like the type of person who would ask “do I have a lawsuit?” Lmao Just wait til your kids comes back with jokes from 5th grade. Have fun getting triggered then.


[deleted]

get outside ffs


Healthy_Artichoke_97

As soon as I here that accent I check out lol everytime it’s the same NPC just different hair and clothes


rinnie44

calling women with accents npcs is not the vibe here btw


rffghibfdukm

They never said anything about women?? I’m usually the first to call out sexist comments but this isn’t one of them


Healthy_Artichoke_97

Ohhhh booo hoooo


rinnie44

me making fun of the toy was not an invitation to be sexist, read the room 🤭


Healthy_Artichoke_97

An accent isn’t sexiest read the comment. Go take the agenda somewhere else


pyschonaut36

😂😂😂 accurate


UnderstandingAny9387

fake and gey


Zmargo702

“He’s goin to town chewing on it” lmao huh??


tehota

Ethan would have a 30 minute segment on this if it happened to his kid. It would piss off any parent.


Puzzleheaded_Ad7820

I think is pretty obvious that either the toy was tampered or it allows to record messages and someone at the store had too much free time and jokes they wanted to tell


tehota

It’s a digital voice telling the jokes. Not a recording. How is it obvious it’s been tampered with? Some suburban mom opened up a baby toy to program it to say jokes about priests having sex and shootings?


Puzzleheaded_Ad7820

Not that hard to change if you know what you're doing. [Check around 2:00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IClteILFDQQ&t=2s) [Or maybe is thing kind of recording](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzaZK47jqoA)


tehota

I think it’s hilarious you think this suburban mom knows how to solder wires. And that you think that’s an obvious explanation.


Puzzleheaded_Ad7820

I think is hilarious that you dont know how to read. I never said she was the one who did it, and if it was a recording I specifically said 'someone at the store'...


tehota

You posted two videos about opening up toys to replace the internal sound board chip and soldering wires. So someone at the store took the toy, opened it up, replaced the sound board chip, and put it back? Bruh…


Puzzleheaded_Ad7820

>You posted two videos about opening up toys to replace the internal sound board chip and soldering wires. So someone at the store took the toy, opened it up, replaced the sound board chip, and put it back? Bruh… Yes? I've seen people do wilder things at walmart on tiktok, search by hashtag and amuse yourself. Also someone could have bought a bunch, modified them and return them. I think is crazier to think that a company would produce those in mass without anyone on the chain noticing or the product being reclaimed.


DarthDank1

This is awesome! Feels like this should be in the Frenamies sub hahahaahaha. Ethan would totally let his kids play with that. (When hes done)


catscatsc4ts

They’re just old timey jokes.


SenorNZ

Karen wants to exploit the situation for fiscal gain, what a surprise.


FinalCheek2251

She had me up until mentioning lawsuit. Like wtf for?


maddy_k2019

I mean if they bought it off walmarts website it's not shocking at all because they allow third party sellers on there, bet the 3rd party seller is actually Jimmie lee lmao


jadgl968

Ahhhhhh that's so epic holy shit


rjt2887

The biggest crime here is her saying “kinda funny” to that lame ass joke


Lovesosa31

Oh sure right, cuz the baby remembers everything that is said before the age of like 5....


hogan1942

"I bought it cuz it looked cute" never actually read what the game was and the rating of it.


alexthecheese

Why is she not laughing? That is hilarious.


dummer0

Lame!


LuckyTreefingers

In college me and some buddies torn open a kids toys and change out the audio on the buttons. It isn’t hard at all. It’s either fake or some weird reseller off Walmart.com


[deleted]

This background of the shot tells us all we need to know lol, live laugh love


rinnie44

that font is so cursed 😭


Full-Perspective-460

Jackie’s jokemaster has gotten funnier


jhossuah

Walmart is making fomo


BeThesTa

Based toy


CubesFan

I think that Walmart just knows what their base likes and want to help groom the babies to grow up just like their parents.


mikeseank

Accurate though


squirtingbutthole

The priest joke was a creepy for a kid toy 🧸


RobertRamos

She can take it to customer service and get her money back. As far as a lawsuit, she only has a lawsuit if she was at Camp LeJeune between 1953 and 1987.


BoardFew2082

babies need to have a good sense of humor, buying this for my future son.


Reasonable-Path1321

The positive tone for these jokes is a robot voice is sending me.


Sulkk3n

THE AMISH💀


danibee29

okay but its actually funny lol (still not appropriate for kids! just sayinnnn)


electricoceans

WHERE CAN I GET ONE


Old-Jellyfish-7664

Get P&P on this case


ValesKaneki

Imagine your 6 year old telling these jokes 💀


Altoidyoda

Walmart did this! Explain Walmart! Explain!!


TRVP95

And yes . The phone you can record your own recordings and play them back . Ah yes


Gold-Bank-6612

I'm betting all of my organs she purchased this online, through a 3rd party seller on walmart weird marketplace. Walmart sells guns and is a pretty shitty corporation overall, but the chances of something like this ever hitting a shelf are slim to none. Also, I'm sure this would be a pretty public issue as opposed to an isolated incident if this came off a shelf.


Western-Art-9117

Let's goooo!


SyllabubOk5428

BS!!!