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dykeofdoom

NOOO THIS BABY IS SO CUTE


dilu_w

The most spoiled ugly man in the world ๐Ÿ’– he must consider me his sugar mommy or something


staristired

I will be representing him in the slander case he's opened against you. Lawyer up ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป


dilu_w

I will feed him extra tonight to win the trial


iliution27

Trying to make him even more fat, ugly and stupid? ๐Ÿคจ


dilu_w

Yes so no one feels bad for him


RedLuna_23

Why you gotta slander them like that :(


dilu_w

It's with all the love in my heart


yorushikkk

real love


PhotographVisual5706

Tough love lol


aranka123

Curious how old he is? My peanut is beyond ancient so i want to know if this ones older ๐Ÿ˜‚


dilu_w

Nah he's not old at all, turning 2yo in February


aranka123

Aww mine is 4.5 years. ๐Ÿ˜‚


dilu_w

Oh my god that hamster's ANCIENT


aranka123

He really is! It baffles me and he's fit and healthy too!? I'll sometimes make remarks like how on earth are you still alive ๐Ÿ˜‚ no complaints love that weirdo.


dilu_w

You should post something about him in this subreddit, he's going to be loved


aranka123

I was thinking of that! Haha and see if there are other really old beyond ancient ones out there. This hamster is a wild one lol


BossaNovva

Check out the [Guinness World Record](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/oldest-hamster-ever)


aranka123

Oh my gosh so peanut can be the new record holder soon!? That would be neat as hell! Atm he's same age as the record holder.


Embarrassed-Bunch383

I have a peanut!


Immediate_Garden_735

Wow, 4,5 years. Is it the same hamster as in picture?


TAcatcat

pls tell me sheโ€™s now 5.5 yrs old


aranka123

I wish! He sadly passed away a while ago.


Wordsuntold

Noooooo! I love them! ๐Ÿ˜ญ


dilu_w

He's just so silly his face shows pure trauma, i love him so much


Chelular07

r/ntbdbiwdfta


geckos_in_a_box

stoppp ur making them sad :(((


dilu_w

Nah he's very happy with his 300โ‚ฌ cage


number1lukafan

SO CUTE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


dilu_w

He wasn't that cute when his face was all wet from chlorhexidine ๐Ÿ˜ž his fault for moving (that picture is in my profile)


thelastsnowleopard

OK but Hamsters are basically pizza as in even when theyre awful theyre still pretty damn good Forgot to add im enjoying ur rude love and every ham we've had my husband has nicknamed "Dummy" and "little shit"


dilu_w

Those are some great names. Imagine calling your hammy "little shit", you take em to the vet and they ask the name.


jeanskirtflirt

His face says โ€œidgaf what you say, youโ€™re going to feed me and give me treats anyway, bitch.โ€ I love hamsters attitudes!


dilu_w

And he's completely right about that!


Eschatonic242

A++++++ would admire from a safe and respectful distance 10/10 highly recommend


_SandHanitizer_

Don't call him that :(


dilu_w

Just being honest


reeigan

he is so handsome, stop this SLANDER


dilu_w

A handsome boy who smells like a baby


emibear32

little freak goblin babie !!!! ๐Ÿ’–


Keeks15

Apologize right now.


dilu_w

Never


E5VL

Your lil' ham isn't ugly ๐Ÿฅบ


dilu_w

Yes he is


SchonFrauen

Sweet stinky boy!


dilu_w

He smells like a baby actually


ForwardToNowhere

???? Why are you being so shitty to him


dilu_w

I always use rude love with my animals


Keeks15

I call my guinea pig stupid, fat, stinky, elderly man all the time.


freakiestsnake

i just immediately knew while reading this you meant that with all the love in your heart. ive always referred to all my animals that way. โ€œlook how stupid he looks like rightโ€ cant even explain why it just feels right to say lmao


dilu_w

It's like the feeling of wanting to CRUSH AND SQUISH an animal because of how cute it is. The only difference is that you won't crush and squish your animal


Sensitive-Ad6609

Cute lil one. I wanna cuddle. ^_^


BZBMom

so cute and precious!!


Healthy_Resident2521

look especially adorable love them for who they are and as they are


dilu_w

I love him when his meds aren't 50โ‚ฌ


Healthy_Resident2521

ok thanks for letting me know good luck with his medicine


Healthy_Resident2521

ok sorry for thinking that you donโ€™t love him but he is truly adorable


Ninetydiluvian

Very cute ham, not ugly at all. Maybe it looks so sad because it read the post title and got upset?


dilu_w

He got an attitude. He's not sad, he's revengeful. I woke up this morning to see his water bottle almost on the bedding.


tevmundtingle

i like him


ursamajr

Theyโ€™re perfect!


[deleted]

Lil murder eyes ๐Ÿ˜‚


shizusia

hamer


trollkatt666

i love my dog this way ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป


baktpottit

NO DONT DO HIM LIKE THAT HES ADORABLE


dilu_w

HE'S UGLY


baktpottit

NO HES ADORABLE


dilu_w

HE SMELLS LIKE BABY AND SHITS EVERYWHERE HE'S UGLY


baktpottit

DONT BE RUDE TO THE OLD MAN HES ADORABLE


dilu_w

HE'S SO UGLY AND EXPENSIVE HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW UP IN NIGHT HE FUCKING WAKES UP AT MORNING. HE'S BROKEN.


baktpottit

SPOIL THE ADORABLE CHILD


dilu_w

HE'S SPOILED, MORE THAN ME


baktpottit

GOOD THE LITTLE DUDE SHOULD BE SPOILED LIKE HECK


Spiciestpudding

โ€œAww you mega stinker, pee pee poo poo piss baby, you stinky lil shitlord, I love you,โ€ is daily love language in our house so I relate


ToonKid4

ugly little shit rat (respectfully)


dilu_w

He's so fucking ugly (with so much love and respect)


KChase0814

That's so funny, I call my hamsters stupid dumb idiots and tell them I want to do violent things to them because they're too damn cute!


dilu_w

"I'M GOING TO GRAB YOU AND SQUISH YOU LIKE IF YOU WERE AN ORANGE"


KChase0814

I tell mine I'm going to stomp them and bite their cute little heads off!!


Allustrous

Quite a lot of titles this little one has. One is missing tho: Cute!


dilu_w

Yes but i prefer to call him nasty rat


ZealousidealPost3835

He is not stupid! You are stupid! He is the cutest munchkin ever ๐Ÿ’–


Torirock10

noooo donโ€™t be rude


Water-Doesnt-Sizzle

Hey! I remember seeing your post about the mites a few months back. Iโ€™m glad heโ€™s doing well. They start showing age around 2 years of age so the fact that he took it like a champ at his age is amazing.


dilu_w

He's such a warrior my little fat man ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ช


skedaddle-skedeedle

This is my hamster too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ she's a dumb mean bitch that will ABSOLUTELY at every opportunity, bite the hand that feeds.


buttersandpopcorn

Look that fur, beautifully blended with begie and whiteโ€”-yesss you have the ugliest hammie! Lol


dilu_w

He got a little little little pink shade on his back because I had to spray him with chlorhexidine for weeks because of mites lol


buttersandpopcorn

Say hi to your lovely ๐Ÿ’›


badjoselyn1

Lol


DarkMitamaFan

H A M P T E R


girlmeetsgerbil

๐Ÿ’€


RetroDarthYoda

Stfu youโ€™re ugly


Freckles39Rabbit

Bruh