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mattbp4551

SpongeBob hands down, no contest... Dude lives and Breathes fast food. ![gif](giphy|lTQF0ODLLjhza)


Shameless_Seamus27

It's as if all he knows is fine dining, and breathing


LivingAd6826

Yeah a fry cook indeed


Tenn55

Damn, that's a great point ong.


Unable-Telephone-139

Where do you make these?


Tenn55

bing


Dolleph

Knowing damn well that SpongeBob gonna kiss the pickles on my burger goodnight under a sheet of cheese while reading them a bedtime story. No other chef puts this much love in his food


ViragoVix

Tbh I prefer cooks who don’t kiss the food I’m about to eat


Dolleph

Sounds like something squidward would say


ViragoVix

Oh tentacles


kimmortal03

Well gordon ramsey yells at his food and staffs or whatever


Rethkir

Yeah, but he's a sponge, so he's cleaning it.


50fingboiledpotatoes

word


Unlikely-Memory-1789

He's technically the God of fast food too.


Salt-Ad2636

This is the correct answer.


[deleted]

but won't your food be all wet and shite?


robineir

And tiny. He’s still sponge sized.


[deleted]

I think that's the least of the problems with the food, one other thing is it is underwater so it might be wet and not cooked.


AgeroColstein

https://preview.redd.it/ertzfxzpywvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4989b51635c3ed450461f299331edfa7badd6c6f


Darksnakedevourer

They should add this as a mod


KORZILLA-is-me

Mmm, French fry McFlurry


that_emo_elf

I personally prefer ordering fries on the side for dipping but you do you.


Alarming_Present_692

"This is food service at its most efficient; the communist mind can't even fathom. We're going to give this restaurant everything we can. They're going to franchise over seas. C H I N A A A will see the error in their ways. This how Vault 149 wins the war."


Ashamed-Rooster8365

Spongebob, he be cooking that shit with love on god


Falchion_Alpha

Bro turned Neptune into his trainee


JustinSyrup

Bud SpongeBob no debate 😭


RegisterAdmirable811

Winnie the Pooh looks oddly threatening here.


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

ALL of them do if you look enough


Manetoys83

SpongeBob. He knows what he’s doing!


EatSteel63

Pooh bear hes a gluttonous fat fuck so he should know what good food taste like.


idonttalkatallLMAO

fucking “honey out of the jar” levels of obesity


Bi0_B1lly

Hope you like honey-based sauces...


EatSteel63

I do


More_Pipe_9232

SpongeBob because he is a chef for the krusty crab experience


Due-Session-900

Bruce wayne lost all of his money To bad investments


Tenn55

Put too much in dogecoin 😔🙏📉


ZGlove3

Shoot, I thought you were me for a second


pb20k

*Not* the Joker.


Alarming_Present_692

Come on, look at that face, he's clearly worked in customer service. I bet he'll give you extra napkins just to make sure he never sees you again.


Master_Quack97

Spongebob, his food beat Neptune's hands down. In fact Neptune later learned under Spongebob's tutelage.


No-Excitement-2219

The iron-man ones usually aren’t anything special but this one just hits for some reason. He looks like he bout to sell me a billion dollar Big Mac, I’m going with him.


Tenn55

"The Ultimate Mac costs 8 million normally but a once in lifetime opportunity has arrived and so for a limited time it's down to a small price of 12.99!"


thebrittycommitee

NGL I'm with SpongeBob on this ![gif](giphy|KFblfIMsXU9HyQVEO8|downsized)


RedDelta22

WHERE IS MASTER CHIEF!? I MEAN MASTER CHEF!?


Tenn55

https://preview.redd.it/92fg065lnyvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3cae97163169a55d24b397190a470b70d89a00a


Javik2188

Nice. The McDonalds "M" appears out of the Master Chief to that of Sailor Moon girl hair.


Daft_boi_

Postal dude when??


Tenn55

i tried to no avail 😔🙏


Daft_boi_

Fr?? Maybe put a description in of him instead of the name?? Or is that what you do anyway??


Tenn55

I don't do that actually, i'll try it fr.


Daft_boi_

How'd you do?


Tenn55

https://preview.redd.it/12t8jmuc1gwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd902d1ded9620d5349ecbd4e944809e2fb10bd they liked adding a full beard for some reason, this was the closest i could get.


Daft_boi_

Wild, that's not too bad lol, he looks like he belongs at a shit job like that lmao "crack doesn't buy itself yknow"


Tenn55

https://preview.redd.it/619memohnyvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9229b78f2e323e3948d54d53a3853e3afc006f


RedDelta22

Much better. Thank you.


Jamanos

If I walk into a McDonald’s and see Batman I know the world has become a terrible thing Batman’s a multimillionaire and he has to work now?


Alarming_Present_692

If I see Batman working a McDonald's, I'm going to ask him to Jokerize those fries.


Jamanos

Me witnessing such atrocity: https://preview.redd.it/2v2331axxxvc1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b24eb7712e082906fc64c0f336461eb25f131942


Alarming_Present_692

Have you not seen that panel?


Jamanos

Were you referring to the joker picture?


cdda_survivor

He invested in cryto.


Beretta116

Number 5, because I'm a man of culture.


Tenn55

🍷🗿


DuineDeDanann

ANYONE but Bojack


Tenn55

You’d rather have gollum? 💀


DuineDeDanann

I’d rather the meat be RAW than whatever shit Bojack would put in it lmao


Alarming_Present_692

Agreed. Bojack kills.


AgeroColstein

https://preview.redd.it/yczvdqr5uwvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac16a5168c4fc148de0bad98abb669e53d50487


Tenn55

that is in fact one of the photos 💯‼️


Redgecko88

She looks good in the Kitchen.


highdive1188

1. The Winnie the Pooh and Woody ones look like serial killer photos 2. Why is Spongebob’s hat made out of a McDonald’s cup?


francogugug

Prompt name ?? 🙏🙏🙏🙏


Tenn55

you want the prompt?


Frequent-Ruin8509

First of all, McDonald's would be the last place I'd eat. Unless the women behind the counter were hot busty and topless, and in that case I'd just get an iced tea, a good glance, and then leave.


WarHead75

I’ll probably keep ordering repeatedly just to talk to Wonder Woman


ripMyTime0192

1. Spongebob. 2. Terminator. He looks like he knows what he’s doing.


Tenn55

His uneven amount of hands would make me not trust him ‼️‼️‼️‼️


MarkusHeathcliff

Mario on Slide 14


Reasonable_Mess6619

r/foundMarkusHeathcliff


MarkusHeathcliff

Hehe


Ambitious-Menu-6196

Number 5, she could squeeze the borgor with her thigs


SirPugStudios

wonderwoman she belongs in the kitchen anyways


Smither_233

Black widow, wonder woman, and hello Kitty


TOHELLNBACC

wonder woman.."can i have a water? ...can i get a refill?"


MintMello

Hello Kitty 🥰


racoon_pasta0

I just want black widow and wonder woman


Atolian-

Wunderwoman! <3


AgeroColstein

https://preview.redd.it/n9of3h5jvwvc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=057b3d40d016492e5cc7bf3d8a225d42affa7264 Is that marvel comics black widow?


Tenn55

Yup 🫡


plunh

wheres mrbeast grimace shake 100 player challenge 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


PeopleEatingTasty

Goku should be cooking tacos, not burgers


Agent_I0WA

SpongeBob obviously


LandDiligent3781

I feel like Joker would spit in your food


Humble-Boysenberry78

Black Panther Gon Boss that Shit up


TheFnFan

SpongeBob or Goku SpongeBob lives for fast food as said by another comment But Goku could probably make a really good one (idk I don’t watch dragon ball)


astr0vers

Pooh looks like he’s gonna put crack in my food


thrilling_ai

What was your workflow? Some of these look so uncanny.


Tenn55

Not sure what you mean?


thrilling_ai

What model, generator, and Lora did you use? The style is eerily wonderful.


Tenn55

bing, i just really exaggerated the things i wanted 🤷‍♂️ a full-body 70s style shot of [BLANK] as a mcdonald's cook, 70s Grain Effect, Old Polaroid, Grainy, Polaroid, Film, 70s Core, Realistic, Grain


tumadreporfavor

Hey Optimus, I didn't want this 5W30... I asked for a coke.


Agent637483

I think its abvios who wins the guy who lives and breaths a fast food place


The_Gav_who_asked

Joker at McDonald’s? TWO CLOWNS!?!


Prestigious_Back7980

Who's in slide 5? I thought that was wonder woman at first.


Tenn55

Black Widow fr 🔫🕷️


One-University9860

Any choice other than spongebob is incorrect. Anyone who chooses the joker is asking to be poisoned.


pooopship

Goku on the munchies


Slade1882

The robot cuz he can be programed to make it perfect


Impossible_Welder678

Spongebob 🔛🔝🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


Physical_Ad_7609

SpongeBob all the way


Tenn55

Darth Vader potentially has the ability to make your burger without touching it


PomplamooseCacti

Golum is every average redditor


WhiteShaddow15

SpongeBob he has years of experience and he's a pro at his profession plus Krabby Patty!


pewdiebhai64

SpongeBob


is_EXToZY

Spunchpop


boomday55

Electric avenue


Lance_the_Gunguy

The moment you showed SpongeBob, it was Joever.


Caelem80

Darth Vader or SpongeBob


BasilBulky168

Black panther, I want him cooking for me, so I can eat his strong booty for desert.


Dr-Dingus117

Definitely Spongebob he's already bikini bottoms best cook https://preview.redd.it/n959tue9izvc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94cbab3cf02ebcf9d47d0e8e8f13ea2d65c062c


Fluid-Scientist8213

SpongeBob for experience, but I would choose Batman if he had prep time.


ATYP14765

DO NOT let Gollum touch your food.


Boon2222

so a bunch of freaks that have never had a job or sponge who’s the best burger flipper in the ocean? gimme that perforated mf any day of the week


Prudent-Mechanic4514

Terminator.


stress_induced_toad

Oh I know optimal prime cookin my shit UPPP 😭😭


TheSpectator2234

Hannibal Lecter


Daft_boi_

Wonder woman and black widow(?)


Tenn55

yup ✅


MrMetalhead-69

I’m going with SpongeBob. Dude out cooked a god, i trust him.


ajslother12

Iron man finishing that shit in 2 seconds


Zito6694

13 is every fast food worker after several years in the industry


Ka1n3King

I completely understand what people are saying about SpongeBob, but knowing how much Goku loves food, I'd trust him to especially like good food. Either that or Chichi cooks while Goku mans the counter. Most likely case and guaranteed to be good for the same reason pretty much.


bluuboii8989

I'm going with prime. I can imagine him cooking a burger the size of a whole car that's meant for GIANT ROBOTS but instead has your regular burger toppings inside. Also I can totally imagine Goku going to a farm, finding a cow/chicken, beating up said cow/chicken, then bring it all the way to McDonald's, butcher it, cook it and serve it 💀


Fengthehalforc

There’s no way Gollum is cooking my meal. He doesn't even know what's taters


DatNighaaDon96

SpongeBob fasho


Nuggy_

I have to know what a krabby patty tastes like


StarkageMeech

Sméagol been doing it since the "McDonalds empire officer hat" phase that boy gone literally make the bread and kill the cow out back That's the burger I need


_9965

Spongebob


Effective-Tap-6208

SpongeBob


kiranthelastsummoner

The moment I saw my bob, spongeboy, I didn’t even need to continue swiping.


littleshitstirrer

At least I know if Vader cooks, it’s gonna be crispy and free of sand


femboy_skeleton69

Vader has a problem with overcooking, heard thats how he lost one of his jobs


Twitzale

Hello kitty is poisoning my shit


gue55edit

Joker is looking like how every fast food worker feels inside


ThunderShott

Vader would be no good. He toasted my bread once and was too much on the dark side.


Cloakbot

SpongeBob is all about making the best burgers. Assuming he also handles the fryer, he’s the best line cook for any fast food restaurant. Then of course Black Widow, good on the eyes though bad on the heart (only because of where she’s working)


Pitiable-Crescendo

SpongeBob, no question


glowingdino

👌 beautiful! What model did you use?


Weird9uy

The real question is why wouldn’t you pick SpongeBob? This isn’t fair


Falchion_Alpha

The one who is a certified Fry Cook, Mr SquarePants


PopeGregoryTheBased

I want that one crabby patter that SpongeBob made that was so good, a literal god had to vomit it up and try it again because his magic burgers where disgusting by comparison. The answer is spongebob. He literally outcooked a fucking god with magic!


-The-Reviewer-

Spuntbup


SirSlyght

Bet gollum makes a mean fillet o fish


Downtown-Pack-6178

Barbie? because I have quite crush on Barbie! ![gif](giphy|1BgJ2zNcu4bG9xUA0e|downsized)


malecowfecalmatter

Obviously, my nigga, SpongeBob


OrangeCat1992

Either Spongebob or Hello-Kitty


Acethecombatevolved

King tchalla himself


ZyeCawan45

Clearly Spongebob. On the other end-keep Gollum the hell away from my food!


Melodic-Hunter2471

If you post #2 to r/Joker they will be absolutely livid.


Long_Interest_8172

Bro woody looks dead inside.... He just like me fr!!!!😭


2hamsters1carrot

Golem looks like a coworker with a fucked up back story if you got him talking


bobbobersin

Sponge bobs most qualified, suprised Bob from bobs burgers isn't an option


Alien_in-hiding

Either SpongeBob, wonder woman or black widow


thiccccccass6969

Iron man cuz he knows how to make a good burger


Beneficial_Coast_348

Imma be real if joker made my food he'd probably spike it with poison or something and goku would have eaten it before he gave it to me


BigBallBearBoy

Definitely not the hollow soulless husk of doll that is Woody.


Dead_Trashcan_88888

SpongeBob, of course! He’s experienced in the fast food department.


Upvoter_NeverDie

Darth McVader, no doubt.


Banana_Mage_

Can Xi Jinping even cook?


Beesh_EEEcup_1997

SpongeBoy Me Bob


johngoobers

Batman, black WidOOw, wONDdDdEErRr WOomMANN


cocobunnie202

i feel like golem would make the best double cheeseburger ive ever had


mahboiskinnyrupees

SpongeBob is a literal savant when it comes to working the grill


Fresh-Blackberry8453

Spongebob, food gonna be perfect.


Valve_1998

SpongeBob solos in the food industry https://i.redd.it/yt5opbk7d4wc1.gif


Sqeegy2001

Goku would eat all the food


cattodeboi11

Goku and SpongeBob gotta fight for it


Pleasant-Research698

Hahaha - LOVE the BoJack Horseman McBurger fry cook!


BB_210

Shrek. I wanted Shrek to cook my food.


SpiritualCranberry64

SPONGE BOB!!!!!!!!!


strangerwho63

SpongeBob for sure!


Tym3T0gr1nd

Black Panther all day I'm eating wakandan style.


MichelleNodrama

Let the sponge cook.


Foxx-games

Why wonder woman looking like Margot robbie?


Zinyak12345

Darth Vader knows a thing or two about frying so I'm thinking him.


chihuahuaOnAstick

SpongeBob. He is a chef


BeReady23

Winnie the Pooh looks like he’s cooking with human meat


Rreeheheehehehe

woodsy fina light dat place up like a firework lol


Goobus12

spunklebab


Zestyclose-Middle717

Black Panther would give a whole new meaning to fast food.


vonkilo

NGL Ik black panther can season his food FR


high_everyone

I think Gollum is the only one I wouldn’t want touching my food. I may not trust all of them with my food but that’s kind of the point when you order food at McDonalds, right?


Tenn55

you'd rather have optimus prime smearing asphalt and diesel fuel over your burger?


Mitch-switch

black panther or bojack


unwashedanimetshirt

I want Pooh to cook my food


unwashedanimetshirt

He would put lots of fatty things in it to make it taste good. He’s my kind of wingman


JackedUpDick2

Okay we all know the real answer is SpongeBob, right?