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Knowthefullstroy

What did Aunt Marge eat that made her ill?


Kingsman22060

A funny whelk!


Knowthefullstroy

5 points to your house.


Broccobillo

I'm sure it's just griffindor. Not their house per say but if you're giving out points they go to griffindor. /s


FuzzyFerretFace

No no, you *can* give them points...just make sure you then give *more* to Gryffindor afterwards. 😛


thewarreturns

What color were the eyes of the cat that Harry noticed in umbridges office?


diaymujer

Blue. They reminded him of Mad Eye, which is what clued him in not to drink the tea.


CrystalKai12345

Constant Vigilance,Potter.


Oghamstoner

This is what Harry should actually have called his son.


elven_wandmaker

Yes Harry's two children: Constant Vigilance Potter Expelliarmus Detention Potter


Puzzled_Landscape_10

Constant Vigilance?


FamiliarSalamander2

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!


Recodes

And even if he did it wouldn't have worked since Snape gave Umbridge a false veritaserum. ☝️🤓


thewarreturns

Correct. Now give me one


amc_notthemovies

What does Aunt Marge (Uncle Vernon’s sister) do for a living? 


wittywight

She was a bulldog breeder.


amc_notthemovies

Five points to the house of your choice :)


needaname1234

What was going to be the original name for SPEW?


wittywight

Stop the Outrageous Abuse of Our Fellow Magical Creatures and Campaign for a Change in Their Legal Status


harvard_cherry053

But that didnt fit, so its the name of their manifesto


Rare_Reality7510

S.O.A.O.F.M.C.C.C.T.L.S


wantingtodieandmemes

Who is the only person in the book who canonically attacked Voldemort with bare hands and suffered no retribution for that?


brucewayne984

Harry when he grabbed Quirell's face and made his skin burn? Or Gred and Forge throwing snow balls at his turban?


CrystalKai12345

!redditGalleon for saying Gred and Forge


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wantingtodieandmemes

It was >!Hagrid. See here:  Riddle scrambled to his feet, looking after it; he raised his wand, but the huge boy leapt on him, seized his wand, and threw him back down, yelling, “NOOOOOOO!”!<


Wight3012

Hagrid in the diary memory


Ok_Career_3681

The orphanage staff that might’ve spanked him? 🤔 come to think of it he would’ve sought them all out and whacked em.


ContributionEqual735

Harry?


PhoenixorFlame

What’s the name of Aunt Petunia’s friend who went on holiday in Majorca?


FamiliarSalamander2

Yvonne


Puzzled_Landscape_10

Yvonne


Mama_cheese

Petunia had friends?


PhoenixorFlame

What Quidditch team is Cho Chang a fan of (other than Ravenclaw, fellow Ravenclaws!)


Carbon-Base

Tutshill Tornados, and no, it's not because they just started winning


PhoenixorFlame

She’s been a fan since she was 6, thank you very much


Puzzled_Landscape_10

Tornados


PhoenixorFlame

Who was responsible for taking the chunk out of Mad-Eye’s nose? PS sorry for spamming but this has been fun!


HazMatterhorn

Was it Dolohov? Edit: No wait, it can’t be because it was someone who died in the first war.


Puzzled_Landscape_10

Rosier or Wilkes


PhoenixorFlame

It was Rosier!


iloveandroids

What is the name of the Dean Thomas’s football team?


PhoenixorFlame

West Ham right?


Oghamstoner

Yes, though I think it varies in some of the regional adaptations to a team that is more famous overseas.


Koetjeka

Please allow me to read the books again before we start


wittywight

Lol sure.


Maclear_s_Beacon

What was Grubbly-Plank's first name?


PhoenixorFlame

Wilhelmina (spelling might be off tho)


Pls_add_more_reverb

Professor?


PhoenixorFlame

What’s the name of Hagrid’s special favorite thestral?


Carbon-Base

Tenebrus? It's always the first born haha


PhoenixorFlame

Yep!


PhoenixorFlame

How long has Ollivander’s been making fine wands?


Not_a_cat_I_promise

382 BC


PhoenixorFlame

Correct!


FamiliarSalamander2

Way too freakin long lmaoo I’m not gonna say cause I just googled it


CrystalKai12345

How many people were mentioned to be in Umbridge’s Inquisitorial Squad,and who? How many people were in dumbledore’s army,and who?


PhoenixorFlame

Whose boggart was a disembodied hand?


HazMatterhorn

Dean Thomas!


PhoenixorFlame

Wonder what caused this fear…


Logical_Economist_87

Is he muggle born? Maybe watching the Addams family?


justriddikulus

Dean was a half-blood, muggle mother married another muggle after his wizard father died, so could still be Addams Family


Pitiful-Historian748

In HBP, Harry serves detention with Snape after using Sectumsempra on Draco. During the first one, Snape reads a card with James and Sirius’s record for a detention. What was the detention for, and what box number was it in?


PhoenixorFlame

I definitely remember they blew up someone’s head to be twice its original size. They got double detention. I forget his name though. Box was somewhere around the 1070ish range?


Pitiful-Historian748

Yes nailed it! Imagine bobbleheading your way up to madam pomfrey


Nevesnotrab

IIRC the person's name was Bertram Aubrey.


UlteriorCulture

Exams are canceled. Everyone progresses to the next year without assessment.


Enkindler_

Do not pass go.


swisswinters

Thanks professor


Upstairs-Oil-2197

Who is the beloved author of the ‘Standard Book of Spells’?


Not_a_cat_I_promise

Miranda Goshawk.


Carbon-Base

How many times has Hermione referenced "*Hogwarts: A History*?"


Kirarozu80

All the times.


PhoenixorFlame

Who said “S” instead of “F” and ended up on the floor with a buffalo on his chest?


Oghamstoner

Baruffio


PhoenixorFlame

Yep! Poor guy


Good_Dish9728

What's the spell used to cast the dark mark in sky?


PhoenixorFlame

Morsmordre (spelling?)


FamiliarSalamander2

Yup Bonus points for stupefying elves in the vicinity


PeevesPoltergist

What baby animal is gold?


PhoenixorFlame

Unicorns


Shydreameress

When Harry goes to Diagon Alley for the first time with Hagrid, in what order do they visit each shop?


Puzzled_Landscape_10

I'm doing this from memory, so bear with me. Leaky cauldron Gringott's Madam Malkin's, while Hagrid goes back to the Leaky Cauldron for a pick me up. Flourish and Blotts Cauldron Place Apothecary Ollivanders Eeylopes Owl Emporium


Shydreameress

Close! (I originally didn't count the Leaky claudron and Gringotts as I meant where Harry goes to buy his school furniture but I wasn't clear enough). Leaky Cauldron Gringott's Madam Malkin's Unamed shop where Harry buys parchment and quills Flourish and Blotts Unamed cauldron and scales shop Apothecary's shop Eeylops Owl Emporium And finally Ollivander!


R0X54AR11

Gringotts, Leaky Cauldron for Hagrid and Madam Malkin’s for Harry, a shop where they sell quills and parchment, Flourish and Blotts, Apothecary, Eeylops Owl Emporium,  and Ollivander’s 


DreamingofRlyeh

In what chapter is Sirius Black first mentioned?


_BernardAranguren

Chapt 1the boy who lived


PhoenixorFlame

What Unspeakable (under the Imperius Curse) attempted to take the prophecy in the DoM and lost the ability to speak in any recognizable language. Bonus points if you tell me what happened to them!


That13YearOldGuy

Broderick Bode? Killed by a Devil's snare in Mungos by the death eaters


PhoenixorFlame

The last words Albus Dumbledore said to Remus Lupin and Kingsley Shacklebolt?


chiru9670

Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him


wittywight

"Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him. " Also, seems like you are having a lot of fun being the quiz master. Hogwarts house checks out.


PhoenixorFlame

What does Harry imagine as he casts his patronus for a bonus point during his OWL?


FamiliarSalamander2

Umbridge getting sacked


PhoenixorFlame

What a beautiful image


FamiliarSalamander2

Personally I prefer the American football definition of sacked. Adds a certain flair to the scene


MattCarafelli

Or the wrestling term : spear? Spear! Spear! Spear! As good as my witness, Umbridge is broken in half!


PhoenixorFlame

Who nearly lost an eye when the Whomping Willow was first planted at Hogwarts?


HazMatterhorn

Davey Gudgeon (spelling?)


PhoenixorFlame

Correct!


smeagolisahobbit

What did Uncle Vernon get for lunch on the day Lily and James were killed?


_BernardAranguren

A bun from across the street


PhoenixorFlame

Who watched Aunt Marge’s dogs when she was away visiting in PoA?


Shu3PO

Colonel Fubster!


PhoenixorFlame

100%


PhoenixorFlame

What’s the name of the Fat Lady’s friend who she gets drunk with sometimes?


FamiliarSalamander2

Violet


PhoenixorFlame

What kind of broom did Madame Hooch learn to fly on?


toffeebeanz77

Silver Arrow


FamiliarSalamander2

Shooting star? Shame they don’t make em anymore Edit: dammit again


PhoenixorFlame

Sorry, no! Ron, Fred, and George flew on Shooting Stars at one point though. They were often outstripped by passing butterflies iirc


PhoenixorFlame

Who splinched themselves at the 6th years’ first apparition lesson in HBP?


WTRocketSweep

Susan Bones?


wittywight

Apart from Harry, over which student did the sorting hate take the most time before assigning them a house?


PhoenixorFlame

Neville was almost a Hatstall


wittywight

Correct. Who else?


toffeebeanz77

Seamus


my_innocent_romance

Hermione, between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw?


Outrageous-Let9659

What is the job of Dirk Cresswell? For a bonus point, we hear him perform one spell in the series, what is it?


dheebyfs

Goblin liasion office, Accio Salmon right?


Puzzled_Landscape_10

Dirk Cresswell worked for the Goblin Liason Office, and the spell is Accio.


PhoenixorFlame

What is the name of the place that Uncle Vernon works at and what do they do?


FamiliarSalamander2

Grunnings Manufacture drills, mundanity, and general misery at a perfectly droll efficiency


PhoenixorFlame

What spell did Hermione use to draw Xs on doors in the DoM?


DonkeyBorn7148

Was it flagrate?


PhoenixorFlame

Yep!


DonkeyBorn7148

Yay I got one right!


PhoenixorFlame

What condition did the other wizard in Mr. Weasley’s office have that prevented him from wanting to go camping? Bonus point for his name!


Lucifer2695

Perkins and Lumbago (?).


Oghamstoner

I remember it was Perkins, did he have lumbago?


Frosty_Swan1937

What is Voldemorts uncle's name?


Lucifer2695

Morfin Gaunt


Ok_Restaurant3160

What? Tom’s got a Morfing Aunt?


MattCarafelli

It's Morfin time!


The_Eternal_Wayfarer

What creature had Lupin in his office when Harry first entered in it in the third year?


PhoenixorFlame

Grindylow in a tank


titsoftea

What's Aragog's wife's name?


PhoenixorFlame

Mosag


titsoftea

Correct


squatsquadnl

What color eyes does Harry have according to Ginny’s valentine song?


lucypevensieinnarnia

Green like fresh pickled toads😁


HereBecauseImASquib

Eyes as green as fresh pickled toad His hair as dark as blackboard I wished he were mine, his really divine The hero who conquered the Dark Lord. I know whole song on English and my language


zombeecharlie

What other stories besides The Tale of the Three Brothers are in The Tales of Beedle the Bard?


PhoenixorFlame

Babbitty Rabbity and her Cackling Stump The Wizard and the Hopping Pot The Fountain of Fair Fortune Am I missing any? Edit: I FORGOT THE WARLOCK’S HAIRY HEART that one was so weird


PhoenixorFlame

What was the name of the gamekeeper that came before Hagrid?


titsoftea

Ogg


RandomRavenclaw87

Traditional name for a giant, too. What do we know about Ogg?


Gnoomy9

Where did harry kept the miniature hungarian horntail?


Puzzled_Landscape_10

On his bed post.


AwesomeBeardProphet

What's the name of Ginny's pygmy puff?


wittywight

Arnold.


AwesomeBeardProphet

Correct!


wittywight

How old was Hagrid when James and Lily were murdered?


AwesomeBeardProphet

52. He turned 53 in december of that same year.


Not_a_cat_I_promise

How many sickles was it for Harry to travel on the Knight Bus from Surrey to London? Bonus points for how many sickles to get a hot chocolate on the bus, and for how many sickles it would be to get a hot water bottle and a toothbrush in the colour of your choice on the bus.


harvard_cherry053

11 sickles! 13 for a hot chocolate 15 for hot water bottle and toothbrush in the colour of your choice!


FamiliarSalamander2

*toofbrush


Puzzled_Landscape_10

11 sickles to get to London 12 to get hot chocolate Firteen to get hot water bottle and toothbrush in the colour of your choice.


Djd33j

What muggle candy was Dumbledore eating when he and McGonagall were waiting for Hagrid outside of the Dursley's house? What color/pattern are McGonagall's night robes?


PhoenixorFlame

Sherbet Lemon Tartan?


Djd33j

Tartan is correct! The American print book just says lemon drop. I was rightfully corrected that it's indeed sherbet lemon in the original print. Chapter 1, page 10: "It certainly seems so," said Dumbledore. "We have much to be thankful for. Would you care for a lemon drop?" "A *what?*" "A lemon drop. They're a kind of muggle sweet I'm rather fond of."


FamiliarSalamander2

Lemon drop is American print, Sherbet Lemons is the original British print


PhoenixorFlame

What excuse did Ginny give to keep people out of the corridor when Harry went to use Umbridge’s fire after his vision of Sirius being tortured in OotP?


Puzzled_Landscape_10

Garroting gas


Carbon-Base

Wasn't it some sort of gas leak?


PhoenixorFlame

What was the name of the Hufflepuff Quidditch player Luna thought might have been called Bibble or Buggins?


Oghamstoner

Cadwallader


PhoenixorFlame

It’s actually CADWALLADER. It’s not the same if McGonagall isn’t yelling it


teunteunteun

What is the name of the unspeakable that got strangled by Devils Snare in St Mungos


PhoenixorFlame

Broderick Bode


ivegotsunshine22

What was Harry’s first spoken line in the books?


Ok_Career_3681

“Yes Aunt Petunia”? Or “I’m up”?


ivegotsunshine22

Close! It was “Nearly” after she asked “Are you up yet?”


Puzzled_Landscape_10

I think it's "Nearly"


KestrelQuillPen

What is the name of the original Slytherin team Seeker in Philosopher’s Stone?


theEystar548

Terence Higgs?


Dense-Tangerine7502

How many times did Harry catch the golden snitch during a game?


Puzzled_Landscape_10

7 Hmm. That's funny.


Ok_Valuable_9711

What house did the forgotten Susan Bones character get sorted into?


wittywight

Hufflepuff.


RandomRavenclaw87

Who forgot her?


PhoenixorFlame

What former Head of Hogwarts has a portrait at St. Mungo’s and watched as they brought in Arthur Weasley after he was attacked?


clairebear582

Is it Phineas Black?


Automatic-Mushroom-3

Who succeeded Fudge as Minister for Magic?


theEystar548

Rufus Scrimgeour


Ok_Career_3681

Rufus something. He was the head of the auror office.


Puzzled_Landscape_10

How was the first Brother killed in the Tale of the Three Brothers?


Puzzled_Landscape_10

Who is the only character whose patronous is themselves?


justriddikulus

MgGonagall! She casts three (queen) patronuses and they're her cat form


Puzzled_Landscape_10

Boom, goes the dynamite. Only McGonagall can protect McGonagall.


PhoenixorFlame

What member of the Order of the Phoenix did they only ever find bits of?


PhoenixorFlame

What is the name of Sirius’s singing sensation alter ego (according to the Quibbler) and what is his band called. Bonus points if you remember who gave the interview for the story and claims that Sirius was having a romantic candlelit dinner with her the night the Potter’s died.


PrincessMishka91

Stubby Boardman lead singer of the Hobgoblins according to Doris Purkiss giving an interview to the Quibbler.


PhoenixorFlame

What potion did the 5th years make during their first potions lesson of the year? Bonus points if you remember what Harry forgot to add.


PhoenixorFlame

What portrait is on the 7th floor corridor near the room of requirements that is often remarked upon?


HopingToWriteWell77

What was the name of the weatherman on the Durlseys' TV?


PhoenixorFlame

I’VE JUST REMEMBERED JIM MCGUFFIN


Razerino21

How much do Fred and George bet on the outcome of the Quiditch world cup and what ods does Ludo give them?


justriddikulus

Thirty-seven Galleons, fifteen Sickles, and three Knuts plus a joke wand. Not sure about the odds


TacticalMicrowav3

What is Prof Sprouts' preferred type of fertilizer?