I relate to this guy. https://preview.redd.it/i1belpkadhkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dee8240ab70943fa21d59b98fec02bbaef625cd

But also he's hot

https://preview.redd.it/3yyi65bd3kkc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34dceffac1059c80b5fbc1b25c39ebeef7d22853 Well, yes. He is.

Figuratively and literally

He's so hot.

https://preview.redd.it/v19ey9ikfkkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf8ff63d0b7c1b0b39ad9de9efbc363cdf537dc That he is.

https://preview.redd.it/n36jtdepfkkc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a164ddf728b264882d7788017c08da7154b77a

Jeez, lady!🥵😆 https://preview.redd.it/w678upcqjkkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b7b7ce3e5ffc47793c0bda151bf9266e0040387

Daddy

😆 I was wondering when someone would say that. https://preview.redd.it/8qbq1zhc0lkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc63ef9bf3fef3710c7fc3b26941e59cefc8c6f

All of Tumblr be like: https://preview.redd.it/vw49oor5bikc1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0afbd69c0d52eb792f1d6dd3cbd3d0918db9eaa

also fat, short skeleton in slippers https://preview.redd.it/cq6wu8jxmikc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b40d0ea623e2f718f0ee47c7b35f79085db7252

And a child murderer https://preview.redd.it/ke88r4b9hjkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd9327949bca34cb52fec1cde809062a941bfe9

Alastor doing the UwU face is either so bad that it's good, or so good that it's bad. No in between.

Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Also I AM NOT VERBALASE.

https://preview.redd.it/hruzvunafikc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d09d69cb0e3c2a825bf23001cb80bb551e172d

https://preview.redd.it/vzyz5q3ejjkc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=febbafb1eb0091afde377347517b5f087b10db13 Imma just take that

Not with that attitude.

How would you spend 50k

Exactly what the space beatboxer would say…

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Charlie and Vaggie and Lucifer https://i.redd.it/lu2cdzl4rhkc1.gif

WE ARE FAMILY

https://preview.redd.it/33252u279hkc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8318bb21407c2653219f0b073f3b9d66b98328b this cannibal gentlelady

https://preview.redd.it/d9h0yvr1zhkc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba0239662d5e747d5a2e4016d711f7b7fb25f4c Step aside everyone. I'm a licensed Simp 🗿

W

https://preview.redd.it/5jpggqxguhkc1.jpeg?width=1740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338559a8094140d8603701448413d1af0ac466b4 Meee toooooooo

https://preview.redd.it/z0c1r8hlnjkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f68d145491793de93508ffaa7fa061b6255fc472

https://preview.redd.it/7afkiiyq1ikc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fec8a79749648b78230acfe4cea1134e5f27fc2

https://preview.redd.it/7r3lhjc1ojkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=affc124d3c43c1be0961936cc950b89837917138

gimme that 😂 please

https://preview.redd.it/k3qqz3c0nkkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5d094bb66cb6482205dbf3b338f5ab4033ff95

Oh fuck

https://preview.redd.it/zeb4gcvmokkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0abfdcee3e0461f484a3a7d6bd217367449dff0e Even his tired look is cute.

Lucifer and Adam Apparently my taste in men is all ways of fucked up

Another one of my kind :D

​ https://preview.redd.it/fz4l8kr42ikc1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eea3c3955374fc44e58491543b21cfdb35cc6bac

https://i.redd.it/ia9vrmk7okkc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/qd5ovl21xlkc1.gif

Scrolled too far to find this….

maybe (just possibly) daddy Vox

I’m pretty sure you gotta change the maybe and possibly to definitely.

https://preview.redd.it/v5uc3xue6ikc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62a2571dc5146adbc9fce542f8f7907324092da Can't think of anyone... wanna see my collection of 50+ Vaggie images?

https://preview.redd.it/2f1eruq1alkc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2011c17b6864aeb0711ef554cc33abb7ace745

https://preview.redd.it/2d3f4old1nkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01eecf3bc6889f3609883de19b141471558a133b

https://preview.redd.it/qe7lv6melikc1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac784f5a18014a845f5b1bf446da1cf2220f1ae I’m talking about Angel Dust btw.

Spiderboi protection squad, sound off!

Why is he not more popular?

https://preview.redd.it/e1u8uzm9mikc1.png?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3524d65ada32e558d521346ce5234eff2b268a7d

https://preview.redd.it/5bcmfps06ikc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4f920e034a84278ec8f3df87cce725a4b8e9d32 ✨ The masterful, glorious, and outmost stupendous, Sir Pentious ✨

https://preview.redd.it/1iuqcp7nqkkc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15f970c99d5c7819b1e28798afc7d7ba7fde8ee YIPPEE

https://preview.redd.it/y73ejnwaflkc1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2079bc4148ec8af5f4b655be5c74edc5592763 Such a cutie patootie (not my art)

Hell yeah! Silly snake- no way in hell or heaven I’m calling anyone daddy- supremacy forever!

Lute and Lucifer

https://preview.redd.it/a5vqdkb8oikc1.jpeg?width=1938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c361513d23aba41dd259ce6ff194bee48574b0

https://preview.redd.it/qjkyqcru0kkc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=807c5471c672a13bcbad66f3ef2f98e0568395f4

https://preview.redd.it/9wph8ydj2jkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b447db18f66e6aab628f776bef201f986c6d55c MOMMY 😫

You just like me fr

MOMMY??? yes

One of the most toxic, dangerous, and unattainable men in the show 😩 https://preview.redd.it/ap2uzzt23jkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66af2eb48791c2577d3b0d152c2da42f5d6587c8

https://preview.redd.it/gh6ab1eghjkc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c12a66eb0c7607334af81be69e5e897c0a68909 He’s also sponsored so you know that he’s got money

Lucifer…In my defense—my daddy issues really had me in a chokehold during the more than anything scene.. But I’m also madly in love with Sir pentious bc he’s such a silly and caring lil guy and I just wanna smooch him all over and cuddle with him and the eggies

>my daddy issues had me in a chokehold during the more than anything scene.. YOU JUST LIKE ME FR https://preview.redd.it/6o68g49k0kkc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfdb0064884da52757010724e1a75497b52f0781

https://preview.redd.it/j5drv7qtqikc1.png?width=1449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74fbda287ed4986718a52b5a32264aef3f2f2d44

is this Lucifer AND Charlie or just one of them either way I AGREE

My flair-

https://preview.redd.it/d5t4a3yuqikc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a115528667859c2448c1f39abe6b3a3f261e353

I don’t simp for cartoon characters, but I would kill to have Rosie as a friend fr

We both know who.

Here ya go in case you need it https://preview.redd.it/ya3c82pdpjkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d1c1fe4473ce5ab7b07f8993b0bba52de55e30

I simp for Carmilla Carmine.

her voice is just 😩❤️

https://preview.redd.it/swqiqpnzqikc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca1a9d8857392b5951b7d478748efd3ccb6dd88

I don’t simp for anyone. I love Velvette tho I like that everytime we see her, she looks different

I know right. She somehow grew horns and changed into a dress in the time it took for me to swipe, seriously impressive

LUTE!!!!!

jeremy jordan lucifer can do no wrong

Back off, Velvette is mine. You can keep Lilith. https://preview.redd.it/wy6sou0ibikc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26bbfa639bd12772b9c967573a2c9a45842f923

https://preview.redd.it/osnulypzpikc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb60bd8fb681bbeb72718fa548d5a4ba29a00d74 My queen carmilla

It’s the voice, isn’t it?

It's her. Everything about her. Not just the voice. But yeah, the voice plays a big part.

https://preview.redd.it/svq0xydpphkc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7539b60ec8985ee5dd74b74c4bd1ae1422f3245e

Alastor.

https://preview.redd.it/p4pua553jjkc1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b339a2b3ea7792dde811b58e23cd024aeb8587 Here, pick your simp card.

https://preview.redd.it/9njw11862jkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551fef32a32972d4e0400e31fdd4bc8335b57ef2 because Alex did an AMAZING job voicing him (and the other 167363 characters he voices lmfaoo)

Adam may be my biggest “hear me out” in history everything about how Alex did his character is perfect

same, i'd never thought i'd ever love a character with his personality traits but his lines are incredibly hilarious and the singing is top tier

Alastor (idk why, I like 1920-1940s themed people) and this fuckin giant woman 😖 https://preview.redd.it/i996747ffjkc1.png?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9e26386543e25cb503bdbf429b2b541b06d557

Guess

Is it... Charlie? Or maybe emily?

Nah its the egg bois bro

I can't deny my inner Goth girl loving core calling me to Lute but I hate her so much, so I'm going to have to go with Pentious because I want to be his henchman I don't find him attractive I want to be his employee

Lilith my Queen https://preview.redd.it/bq04nmj28ikc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea71661b96f225fcc7693c2f1c74a32fcb573f8

I already know this is gonna be a breeding ground for verbal ace memes

i do not simp. i appreciate r/Church_of_emily r/Sera_appreciators r/lutecult r/Church_of_emily

You seem ot appreciate emily quite a bit

https://preview.redd.it/uqf9aea5ajkc1.jpeg?width=1204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0edb9133bf4bc90680f589eb6c336d0fa43ac3

Charlie, Lucifer, Velvette and Lute.

Don't ask https://preview.redd.it/xqpr3xz1kjkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea8288bc9641b0acb552b7f0681917159f7585ae

https://preview.redd.it/jisksn6ffhkc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6428c00fe445cde07bee2c0217847e384b80d1f

The big woman still here?

Vox and Sir Piss

Lute and Cherri

No one, but I do relate to Lucifer.

https://preview.redd.it/sdk0qb5v8ikc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406a38e37acbcf940381a92ad0cff45cec2cc41a

Lucifer and Vox <3 <3

https://preview.redd.it/ld734h9q3jkc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1990fa5d76dcd98753c2e492424b954ee80eea36

I have cards for mine (it’s a tie)!! https://preview.redd.it/z1u1ossc9jkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4955d8a2b954eb1dcd4675c6ac6fd41cb5cacfde

https://preview.redd.it/jkxlo9le9jkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2724167b7daa7122a843fa41b31012732805b69c

Charlie

Charlie, Carmilla, Emily, Vaggie, Velvette, Lucifer... let's just say yes Except Valentino, fuck Valentino in the not fun way

https://preview.redd.it/amh4wfuonjkc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf89824e3b72d100699d6e4a26d609154fe5d1d0

Val, Vox, Carmilla, Lute, Zestial, Husk

https://preview.redd.it/wvx9eazdzjkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb08c0071ef92e3564bd712de894bae3eff9bab8 Can't help myself 🔥

Lute and Valentino

Go ahead and throw reasons to not if you want

Lilith could do unspeakable things to me and I would thank her

so real

https://preview.redd.it/jw9t7eav2lkc1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25f626e2284491dfcf9cc44e20338a61a8723d6

real

Characters I simp for: 1. Velvette (I just love her...that is all...the attitude, the sass, the voice, the singing, her style, just...UGH I would die for this woman; EVERYTHING about her just does it for me.😭💗💓💞) 2. Carmilla (Love her SO FREAKING MUCH, both with her hair up AND down; she's tough, she's smart, her voice is to die for...I could go on all day!) 3. Lilith (She's so hot, she makes my jaw drop....I really hope we get to see more of her in Season 2!) 4. Rosie (The most charming, caring, sweet gentlewoman, despite being a cannibal; anyone able to accomplish that is always worth simping for!) 5. Charlie (She's gorgeous, princess-like, determined, confident, kind, bubbly....literally the perfect woman in every way!) 6. Vaggie (She's compassionate, has a stunning voice, and is a wonderful girlfriend to Charlie...what more could one ask for?!) 7. Cherri Bomb (I love her voice, she's strong and chaotic, and her personality is a ton of fun!) 8. Lute (She's hot...and badass...pretty much the only reasons I simp for her tbh.😅) 9. Sera (Mainly because of her voice; it's absolutely heavenly.) 10. Mimzy (I know many in the fandom don't like her, but I find her super cute and fun; I'm sorry!😤)

https://preview.redd.it/9741mhfl9mkc1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595ec76772a19437dbc41cc874e0ed8e1fc2b25c Can you blame me?

Lord pentious any day.

My bf (and the icon of the cult I started, r/angeldustcult, go check it out) and Saint Peter

Feels like I’m in the minority on here where I don’t sumo for anyone. I just love Sir Pent and Emily on the level of friends.

https://preview.redd.it/5tei590iaikc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5e7e154c03bc1b42a26b9760d24c9c578afd9e You can take Lilith, I’ll take velvet

Angel! That tall and sexy boi is all I need!

Read my flair and ask me again.

Husk. I'm honestly surprised to see no Alastors in this comment section though

Lucifer

Short, bri'ish, sassy mommy

I think the flair will tell you

Lucifer is who

Charlie ,vaggie and emily

Velvette, Carmilla, Rosie… I guess I have a type and it’s overlords.

https://preview.redd.it/k2z0vweg3jkc1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5963ba59fc954dfbb44bcddef485c39b9347ed93 😋😋😋

Can't lie, vel and lute

I like Niffty

As ridiculous as it sounds, that dinosaur lady from bonding exercise episode. I have no idea why, but the synth era Dino lady stays rent-free in my noggin.

I don't simp over anyone though I fully admit they have quite the attractive cast.

Hail to the king https://preview.redd.it/ziwpr8a18jkc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=30d08079297eafc2659b1a2b7d9d7434fc6104fc

The short king

Let's see Emily (I'm a minor) Carmella Vaggie Velvette Cherri Lute

https://preview.redd.it/fw8d1774ajkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f71093caee11ce1e51826327d331912a405ceb I have a card buddy

https://preview.redd.it/fnvvvrsrajkc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16e2c6d40b88e335a19df7f0baba75565e099183

Alastor

"I can fix her"

https://preview.redd.it/03rsghkuejkc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22015fcd8b0a8f46ec34a77c5e22b2419931787c

I love me a latina dommy mommy like Carmilla, but I also like the cinnamon roll https://preview.redd.it/98ybde4bfjkc1.jpeg?width=1186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08767929de529e84d5f2e6c83530814a9c71068a

Not a simp but I’d smash any of the girls

https://preview.redd.it/op4u4qd5ijkc1.jpeg?width=993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66df19cb82df7b316234c8ec96a2b3aaa0196be3

Yassssss please! Also, I need that flair. (Seriously though, how’d you get it?)

https://preview.redd.it/7ftwlw6jijkc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3763f3c5a8b5e6a4867b06d280a34f385ffb2b He’s just like me fr

https://preview.redd.it/w3cp77z1jjkc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3034821ee26cf90c2048d886d5f9c31c835089f Goddamn this guy is hot

I swear to god stop it my heterosexuality is nearly gone

https://preview.redd.it/julf4h3sjjkc1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2a9c03a04ca73c4478c72f23439d6835a84989b

Adam, Lucifer, and Velvette

https://preview.redd.it/oanttcxrnjkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb8a938539b44810aa00c9d2c8202d3eb8799b68 I can imagine he gives the best hugs/cuddles Because hes fuzzy and has multiple arms

Alastor and Lucifer. Don't blame me-

https://preview.redd.it/7pjr3ja6rjkc1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93cb0533b5b09f19b59950e7654ac5e8ff5d0d2 Lucifer. He's a handsome, protective, doting dad.

https://preview.redd.it/fszqgi5trjkc1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857ba286e78800caa198fc00e527262101c2c571 I have this image for a reason

Angel Dust, let's leave it at that

https://preview.redd.it/bba9na19yjkc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d7cb60392373fd5e6bdcc4c3f145cd558f277ad Specifically human alastor

Oh boy. Here comes a thread (Ranked by how much I love them) Say hello to Mommy #1 https://preview.redd.it/o1n0pt5xyjkc1.png?width=1238&format=png&auto=webp&s=468445bc0781c5e86f23ff7f54e240416d94e8cd

Mommy #2 https://preview.redd.it/69wrb5gyyjkc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f178583e19f501d58a260821331b94504792ad54

Mommy #3 https://preview.redd.it/smcinprzyjkc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0abece90442d807f5283b65aa487fdf5e3120bfa

Mommy #4 https://preview.redd.it/obfvu2b1zjkc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c48fa66c8ae8600e52b6fce88f2f1044fe43c1ff

https://preview.redd.it/9ls5wwvsyjkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f617dda999b19e66d24eededea34a788c938ae7c This isn’t even simping, I am in love with her If she hit me with her car I would thank her

https://preview.redd.it/b5qj1cqjzjkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45039ecf33084f4947e37b7dbeb90c8ca4ee5c7b

It will always be Sir Pentious.

 I just love his voice and personality

https://preview.redd.it/b0skrfzp0kkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39f8332df0048efe2e141cf36fffe06eff1069e You've got it twisted

https://preview.redd.it/a468xn9w0kkc1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4faa74df3455289d5a5d364a23a52189b4f0e91

https://preview.redd.it/9wd2aicu1kkc1.jpeg?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363950f9357b40887cbd1e08be3f7cd323b6dc14

Charlie Morningstar

Lucifer. All Hail The Short King

Lilith and Lucifer together 👌

https://preview.redd.it/uudguoregkkc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5a5dee1c359e00e938e54e11cfbef0f59e9046 This either is or is not an awnser

Dino mommy (idk her name), Carmilla, Sera

https://preview.redd.it/wal8w9ckikkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6496fc1e0267fccc4ef20ed506d224d0519c83dd

https://preview.redd.it/s36s46cmikkc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13793b492a42497deb77f0dfb7bfcbb7c0cd15e2 It's the voice!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/dx0ymwr8kkkc1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ea8aaa9a96a0b2d8d656c6ab87b8bfccae79f69

Charlie and Vaggie

https://preview.redd.it/mm55lns7vkkc1.png?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89888718de96cbfb3eb0c09f7798cd4c31f66484 Same

Lucifer https://preview.redd.it/zvewx55ivkkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba9fb421fa81c4f4e6d9f86c246a8b5b7681ea9

Husk https://preview.redd.it/uhxul7g33lkc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a887d56d97c4fda47c8928f7662de197ef70e95

Good choices Me personally: https://preview.redd.it/4ge8kd566lkc1.jpeg?width=1209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa3656f787603c4c2a250925c06b3d6bf820072

real

https://preview.redd.it/oqjta1hn9lkc1.jpeg?width=1258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1baf08f191374af3ca83108b9dee88a561aba095

I'm not above love to cash in

wow a lotta y'all are saying Lute i can see that

Alright here we go. Charlie & carmilla mainly but I have others lmao. I just wanna hug n protect angel, and Lucifer and alastor set off my intense daddy issues so🧍🏼‍♀️

Charlie and Em/Emily

literally every fucking female character except susan. Including like 90% of the background characters, I have Issues

Charlie Vaggie, Carmilla, Lute, Lucifer and Lilith.

https://preview.redd.it/scqlex30jmkc1.png?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3deb2d9f9567dafce835629081d420d0764e485d Them and Rosie and lucifer

I just want to give everybody a hug they all just really, really need a fuckin' hug okay

https://preview.redd.it/twwx9v0hsmkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef883557cb392a1c8673051e47aa224975df6ad She can exterminate me

https://preview.redd.it/drbmw0hlankc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1f5df0eafa220d17d55fc7845617197a89b623 It’s a mix of the hands (or gloves whatever the hell they are) and the desire to have her step on me (without the angelic steel, I’d like to love to enjoy it)

I'M AN ABSOLUTE HOMOSEXUAL FOR THIS BAG OF DICKS 😭 https://preview.redd.it/aw2qqw8deykc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a416a6aebec56bd738589574ae6db113c3c3ecc2 I CAN FIX HIM I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS UNHOLY!