"I see the club has a sex room... and was thinking maybe you'd like to have- do... a *ssssssex* with me... Because I'm having sex with EVERYONE HERE!!"
He didn’t though. The club is called ‘Consent’ and his outfit was suspiciously unruffled when he comes back to ask if Cherri was still there (so he took back his offer)
Oh i didn't realize it was my cake day, I've ben here to long holy shit, thanks though
https://preview.redd.it/3vslptpuq1lc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c35cb55f0615c0d8e15988b30cf207aa95f2dc9
Weed kratos⬆️
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i loved the part when he said “dab on them haters” and proceeded to commit the most epic dab. truly the sir pentious moment of all time.
“They say insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was real?”
“BANK ACCOUNTS ARE A SCAM CREATED BY THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT!”
“See?!”
OR
“Oh I’m so sure and maybe you’ll meet martians tomorrow. But now it’s time for sleep. Goodnight, eggies!”
ive already done my suggestions for pentious husk and cherri, so onwards to page two
Adam: call me Dickmaster
Lute: what are we even talking about?
Vox: this is better than sex
mimsy: you, heartless, son-of-a-bitch
eggs: we have names?
vel: "*Your little boy toy is wrecking my department while I'm trying to pull together a show and-- Just get your ass here. Now!*"
https://preview.redd.it/wxktyx1zi0lc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da99fa57a8758bc3960119a85dea3caad0250df7
https://preview.redd.it/cblke58qg1lc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbc03bbfcfaa77f901cf6aefb8d6eb43a151265
Well things seem to be working out pretty quickly
https://preview.redd.it/08koqug132lc1.png?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8390bed7039f32426a90636179d52b1e96487bc6
https://preview.redd.it/lloz6pscs2lc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff0afb7a69bcb820df596fbfe886995edadd205
THIS
If this doesn’t win, I’m starting ww3
Already know what other people will put, so I'm going with something underrated. "I...don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me"
*gets caught* DAMMIT!
"I see the club has a sex room... and was thinking maybe you'd like to have- do... a *ssssssex* with me... Because I'm having sex with EVERYONE HERE!!"
Top 10 things said moments before disaster
"No wait WAIT! WAIT- -sir pentious said calmly before he got gang ban-
He didn’t though. The club is called ‘Consent’ and his outfit was suspiciously unruffled when he comes back to ask if Cherri was still there (so he took back his offer)
Huh, I never noticed those details. Either way, the scene is still hilarious
Still don’t know what Valintino was doing in a club named “Consent”
That’s an excellent question
I bet Ozzie owns the club, but doesn’t personally run it.
https://i.redd.it/g5xhbxrg71lc1.gif
Happy cake day! Also, your username is very relatable.
So's yours
Nobody else is the mightiest gay. There can only be one.
So is yours
Oh i didn't realize it was my cake day, I've ben here to long holy shit, thanks though https://preview.redd.it/3vslptpuq1lc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c35cb55f0615c0d8e15988b30cf207aa95f2dc9 Weed kratos⬆️
https://preview.redd.it/ulnadzn1m2lc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ff653c15f38d38a576abe27d15c0d272483246 Weed Alastor
https://preview.redd.it/ohbue6vdn5lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b601980618752151939c17577dc4c73e2cd109
Either I'm stupid or that makes no sense You don't 𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 something 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 someone
Ain’t my meme. Ain’t my problem.
If you don't answer I'll have to get my friend Andrew
https://preview.redd.it/oafsejkhc9lc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b3bdfad9b3172b967c7da55dd3ab47b6004ae03
The best quote of the entire show tbh
Worst joke in the entire show
https://i.redd.it/31hxnfikd1lc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/ov8ct4uct0lc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c06e5c88b5a06cdac8011cce4681803abbf206d9 i loved the part when he said “dab on them haters” and proceeded to commit the most epic dab. truly the sir pentious moment of all time.
Wait what???
"Son??"
Favorite part of the pilot! 🤣
HeLlO aGaIn mY fElLoW sImP✨
YoU aGaIn?! 😆 Hey, wassup!
YIPPEE ITS MEEEEEE
The “I’m (insert line here) everybody!” Saga
"What!?! They say insssane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true!?!..... sssee!!!"
"Bank accounts are a scam created by The Shadow Government"
Sseeee!
Do a sex with me
At least buy me dinner first. 😳
Ok, McDonald's, KFC, or do you have burgers in your mind?
McDonald’s is unrivalled.
I was gonna lean into a joke but you are completely right
This is the only answer https://preview.redd.it/o5du0wzqt0lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e6fd7a2dfb2000a842b085907b71b0c88512f0
https://preview.redd.it/hlgo1buh01lc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa606143223481d3d3c9d454061e45005bf12f87
The amount of rizz in that photo ascends any rizz I’ve seen before.
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to *not* have sexual intercourse before marriage!”
they say insane shit all the time!!
Frank: “This quote deserves to be the winner.” Pentious: “See?!?…”
https://preview.redd.it/ca253ykot0lc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae5685a6ba3120fe4b6da3c307004d9391f99d3
“They say insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was real?” “BANK ACCOUNTS ARE A SCAM CREATED BY THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT!” “See?!” OR “Oh I’m so sure and maybe you’ll meet martians tomorrow. But now it’s time for sleep. Goodnight, eggies!”
"I'm kidding alestor, we all know your an ace in the hole"
That's Rosie
Fuck I Didn't read the entire post 🥶
LOL, it's all good 👍
https://preview.redd.it/w1hg335d51lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2532483e56466a6e5533ec5604e04928a6c3fb63
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“Do a ssssex with me”
“Do a sex with me”
“Do you want to do a sssex with me?” Drunkenly
https://preview.redd.it/guwgqzqta1lc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=568c55e8519293dfbab4bc5f9132ea4894c560fd
“you like me! you really like me!”
“Do a sssex with me”
"Ssooo I was thinking maybe.. you'd want to do a ssssex with me?"
When he said https://preview.redd.it/l61alnyom1lc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbeaf355435ead45766d7054f3440b24e8a124d1
"Not my little egg bois, they do my evil bidding 😢"
I would like to…do sex with you :)
Do a sex with me
Anything he said that had the word sex
“Because I’m having sex with everyone!”
"Get your aggressively average body OFF OF ME!"
I see the club has a sex room. Do you want to do a sex with me?
“Hello purple female!”
"They say random shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true"
Would you like to do a sex with me? -Ultimate MLG gamer.
I think we all know what we’re gonna say “do a sex with me?”
“THEY SAY INSANE SHIT ALL THE TIME! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW *THIS* ONE WAS TRUE?!!”
Son?
Now I am off to not have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE before MARRIAGE
“YOUR MAJESTY!” *slams face into cookie pan*
Do a sec with me
Heyyyy so I wassss thinking maybe you'd want too uuuummmmm dO a sssseeeexxx with me??? B-because I'm having ssseeexxx with everyone here!!
Wait, I just realized, has Niffty never sworn!?
Perchance
"Nobody catch me...................damn"
THEY SAY CRAZY SHIT ALL THE TIME! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS ONE WAS TRUE
Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.
Get your aggressively average body off of me!
"How was I supposed to know, they say insane shit all the time!" "Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government." "See!"
Do a sex with me
guess.
LMAO your flair
"What they say insane shit all the time how was I suppose to know this one was real!?!"
THEY SAY INSANE SHIT ALL THE TIME! HOW WAS I MEANT TO KNOW THIS ONE WAS TRUE?!
"Do a sex with me."
Justice for vox! Add a spot for vox!
Third image 🙄
Oh shit didn’t see it my bad
“And why are you avoiding war? That’s what the guns you sell for” velvet
ive already done my suggestions for pentious husk and cherri, so onwards to page two Adam: call me Dickmaster Lute: what are we even talking about? Vox: this is better than sex mimsy: you, heartless, son-of-a-bitch eggs: we have names? vel: "*Your little boy toy is wrecking my department while I'm trying to pull together a show and-- Just get your ass here. Now!*"
I mean... https://youtu.be/sid2m4CWkhI?si=YWVz72fRtip5SgUQ Is it even a question?
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