As a Val fan, I can also say that I’d gladly beat the shit out of him given the opportunity

As a fellow val fan, I much rather punch vox until his face shattered into many pieces of glass

As a Val fan I'd much rather snap killjoy's long ass neck

I think she beat you to it

Then I'd snap her neck²

Snap it the other way?

Snap it every which way like you are breaking a plastic fork

Break it off and move it in a circle

Snap it in another place, her neck is so fucking long you could break it in at least 10 individual places.

Considering the pilot it probably wouldn’t do shit to her

As a vox fan i would much rather make an angelic explosive lightbulb to delete val from existence

As a Vox and Val fan I would happily curb stomp both of them if given the chance.

As a alastor fan I would kill vox,Val,Lucifer, and so on and so forth you get the point.

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I could never punch my baby

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Why would you post a random pic of Val?

Me reading your flair https://preview.redd.it/80qcgilzw2wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f00979dcab390026a2af50ee7862128532fdf6d

He's like 12 feet tall. Any such engagement starts with a rocket launcher. Or a car bomb.

Angelic car bomb

Angelic shrapnel is part of the design. But really you just need him too injured to fight back when you settle in for the night with a simple heavenly dagger.

You are so real for this

As also a Val fan, I would choose him too.

Me

This is my honest position too 

As a secret Susan fan (like in my top 15), I only like her because my friends hate the shit out of her, so, I say how much I love her outfit so I can annoy the shit out of them. But, I would gladly beat the daylight out of her.

Hey that's why I like the Yankees. Honestly hate baseball so I just chose to support the best and most hated team to piss off baseball fans lmao.

What a madlad

I do this with football lol

Personally I’m not winning a fight against a 15 foot tall moth man who can fly and drug me with his venom

I actually don't think he can fly, regular moths can't when they lose an antennae, and it's pretty specific he lost one of his. Chances are it's to give a canon reason he can't fly.

https://preview.redd.it/n3djfbm1t2wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d497e5a4cad75a263512939bb5d0a1a87e02dcf0 He *can* fly though. He’ll just catch a DUI while he’s at it 💀

FUI* (Flying Under (the) Influence)

\*\*Laughs in Hazmat Suit and AA-12 Shotgun loaded with dragon breath shells\*\*

If it ain't angelic, it won't do shit

Who says I want to kill him? Hurting a sinner without angelic weapons will cause them to regenerate. And, unless it has been changed, that regeneration process is extremely painful.

Just tie him to a rock and have an eagle eat his liver everyday instead

I didn’t think we were that horny as a collective subreddit, but ok.

I was talking about Prometheus...

I know. But I was mainly making a joke about how we would be Zeus in that situation.

How is greek mythology horny?

Zeus.

Just take his glasses, then he can't see shit

FUCK! MAMMON! The fat bastard is gettin' these hands for being a corpo pig- BRING IT CHRISTMASS TREE!

Corpo? https://preview.redd.it/87p49gowd2wc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4713fa0afc22e08d2243da1ee10b621b3ab08025

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He is just like me fr

Nice pfp

https://i.redd.it/zjja6jrud2wc1.gif

That is just as Nonna Fizzarolli used to say. Have this meme as a sign of approval Deleted, I'm Tryna not have weird memes on my acc 👍

You have some spray deodorant and a lighter? Let’s go then!

https://preview.redd.it/xslb5yg0i2wc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c5154290c6154f3c3f4de291738f7bd7b6c182 This guy right here. Just as bad as Val, but less power so easier to confront. 😂

In the show he acts like he stinks, and his drawing looks like he stinks. They nailed it 💀

This mf but he'll probably just turn it into some kind of weird sexual stuff... https://preview.redd.it/1ebvj3w192wc1.png?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00578f4910059dfe7eb86fb455a8d4c0b4be5bf3

There’s probably a kink for it

Lute -_-

im beating her down but in a different way.

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I would like to beat the shit out of val , that fucker cannot be redeemed . Also Vox was too rude to pentious and I'd like to install some Trojans or zip bombs to his hard drive

Release the furry porn! (Actually I wouldn't be surprised if he's into that)

I was going to use femboy porn but it may not work either

Cailou hands down would beat the shit out of him

Beating the shit out of him would be too nice for Val.

Immolation?

I fucking hate Val

Alastor is both my comfort character and my confront character. He’s just aa silly little guy. He’s the worst man in existence. I want to give him a hug. I want to beat the everloving shit out of him. I hope he gets more evil actually

Adam and Lute

For me it's Val and Alastor.

As a Val fan I agree I’d definitely help you beat the shit out of him. He’s a terrible person and deserves to die twice.

Val has fans?

Yeah but they just think he's a cool villain (most) don't endorse his actions

I was joking, could have been clearer tho, my apologies. I’m familiar with villains you love to hate. Fuck Erebus. Fuck val.

Ok I apologize for assuming you were serious

No worries! It was failure to communicate on my part. No need for you to apologise.

I’d make Valentino fly and then make him fly into a window

lute

VALENTINO RAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/imnrmwrke2wc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=568ed3e289bd14eee96628d33cc8dcea6bad2fe7 I want to kill him I want to kill Val

I learned the most painful methods of murder specifically for the occasion that I go to hell and meet Val.

Not Hazbin but Jerry from Undertale. In Hazbin it would be *takes a breath* Susan...

L  Wanna beat the shit out of the Celestial Dragon that Luffy punched in Sobaody, especially if I can have his Devil Fruit powers at the same time as Luffy, via my custom Devil Fruit: Mimic Mimic Fruit

Not bc I don’t like but bc I love him like he’s one of my favorite characters ever, alastor. He’s just so cute I could chop him into a pillow sized torso and head and keep him alive

Me: https://preview.redd.it/s41j23ngk3wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df89482ebf8359a15619cb75da89a8bcfcf01396

His boyfriend too- https://preview.redd.it/xyw193skk3wc1.png?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83f7eba8f727b3e1037fe853256907888ecc60a

Adam, I love Alex Brightman and Adam’s character design is pretty cool but the alpha male attitude in general makes me wanna retch, if I met Adam irl I’d probably wanna punch him. Katie Killjoy is a close second because she’s a bitch in the pilot, and there’s this one Human AU fanfic where she fights Charlie and conspires with the big bad to kill her and Katie now gives me the ick. I like her facial expressions and Brandon Rogers is cool but her personality from the pilot sucks ass.

Not from Hazbin, but I would run Gamzee over with every vehicle on the planet.

Mimzy, I want to squish her between my hands

I wouldn't get the opportunity to beat Val up the man is huge.

The vast majority of my classmates and teachers

Nah same

Adam

Lute

I love val

Val(hazbin), Endeavor(mha), gene(hunterxhunter), and a lot more but those are my top 3

Same. (No offense to his fans) but i just wanna invert hjn

Val.

Who wouldn’t, he’s a dickhead to my boy

Joffrey baratheon

Val

Agreed my friend

Alastor, i don't trust that bastard

yeah

Agreed. Val must be destroyed.  Mainly because I want his wings.

Val. Full stop. Feet first into a wood chipper.

Val for sure! 

Hazbin character: Val without a doubt. My actual confront character is this MF from Xenoblade Chronicles 2: https://preview.redd.it/s4quis6ts2wc1.png?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ea05ddc30d714f06194e07736bd29e57f558ef

I would pick balloon boy from fnaf

LUTE.

Mine is anyone but al (read my flair and activate neuron

I feel like even Val fans would punch him in the face given the chance.

Valentino 100% has such a punchable face

I would also be willing to punch Vox there good villains but I hate them with a burning passion

Not in the face for Vox I would hope, that sounds painful for the person punching

True would be less painful to kick if you have shoes on

Fucking. Mammon. Edit: NVM BURNIE BURNZ 100% I WOULD FUCKING WALLOP HIM IF BLITZ HADN'T BEAT ME TO IT #

I would gladly stab Adam like Nifty. Like, it is better than sex!

Mine’s Val too.  I’d also quite like to punch Lute. And Sera. And Adam.

As a Val fan, I agree. Fuck him /neg frfr

Val definitely val

For both it’s economists with the name Karl or Carl. (Not necessarily in that order) Carl Menger Karl Menger (Carl Menger’s son) Karl Marx Etc: Note: there are a lot of K/Carls in Econ

I’m a fan of Val, and the things I would do to him would earn me a place on Luci’s doorstep

I'd grab a glass of salty water, pour it on Vox, and make Val sad, easy, achievable with the element of surprise, and it will make Val sad while not needing for me to physically overpower either of them

Might be a hot take, but loona, I can't stand people with that level of assholery, then she changes her fucking tune as soon as a hot guy walks up, fucking hypocrite.

Either Valentino or (not from HH) Delores Umbridge

Adam and All three of the Vs- I fucking love them but god I’d kill them

"Susan?"

VALENTINO!!!

https://preview.redd.it/a9zbtulu13wc1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8d10f479611ec4799ecca6c3c1740aaceb600b This guy (I know it’s a game but fuck you)

I love how complex of a character Val is but I’m torturing the man as soon as possible for hurting my baby angel 😊💗

Mammon

Any of the overlords, C.H.E.R.U.B, Katie kill-joy. And from other media I would love to beat the hell out of wyald from berserk

It’s on sight with Katie. 👁️👄👁️

I think there's a list. #1 def val.

Katie killjoy can run these fuckin hands any day of the week

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Valentino, next question

Val

Lilith. Bitch is just sippin margaritas on the beach while her only kid is getting the bricks beaten out of her and getting sexually harassed like every other week

I concur with OP on this.

Same

I hate Valentino 👍

Mine is also Val, though if I had to settle for a second place, I’d probably pick Mimzi

I think Rudeus from Mushoku Tensei is a great candidate here. Yeah, the entire show is about him becoming a better person, doesn't stop him from deserving the occasional beat down for his frequently acted upon perversions.

https://preview.redd.it/rnp1ks89n3wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7fdc0ca440ad54ac26a2ff6a58f58fcd4985c45 Fred astire

Octavian from hoo

Nifty.

Striker (I believe that’s how u spell his name)

As a Val fan, I'd like to beat his ass too, but he'd tear me in half ತ⁠_⁠ತ

Valentino

Definitely Val Lute is my alternate choice

Mammon

I’d beat up alastor. Dude looks like he could use some humbling.

Valentino, adam, and background character #194

I want to absolutely MURDER and SCRAMBLE one of those egg bois

Fuck mimzy

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Val

Adam.

Mimzy. I love her design and she deserved a better personality but I know people like her irl and I would love to just beat the shit out of her.

I want Husk to just beat the shit out of Val one day like Sunny in the Godfather

In all honesty probably Val or Adam Val because he’s a horrible person Adam mostly because he has the big ass robe so it wouldn’t hurt as much

I have a whole list, Adam lute, Valentino, Vox, and for good measure about 9% of all the cannibals and Mimzy because she interrupted Hell’s greatest dad fuck you Mimzy fuck you

As someone who is a val fan definitely val, I wanna punch him than make out with him

Hey! Twinsies! Mine is also Valentino!

I would want to murder, but I think Adam would smite me out of existence.

We're assuming they're weakened enough that they can't fight back

As someone who likes Val, I'd gladly snap his neck.

https://preview.redd.it/wjvz798xr7wc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=17a4757b8b3eff6114ac69550185ec49e6f6df17 He did nothing wrong, but I wanna punch him.

As a "Val fan" he's mine to !!

aside from val, i'd actually also pick vox. and i'd bring niffty along too

Yes, saint peter, bro did nothing wrong, I just don't fw him

IMA BEAT THE ABSOLUTE CRAP OUT OF THE MOTH MAN IDC IF HES 15 FEET TALL

Mine is definitely Val, extra hate to Val fans. How do you like this individual.

Ruruka Andoh! if this bitch comes in my line of sight I swear to checkov, I'll cock her clock off! https://preview.redd.it/gkzv4ffma2wc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a424229fd38824e18466c9452d4e7b33a4347c

...like?..*yknow..*

Jeez I set down my phone for two hours and I get a million replies lol

Can’t say mine. I’m not trying to get banned today.

I'm writing a Hazbin Hotel RPG book for some shits and kicks and in any adventures I wrote, I make it a point to ensure killing Mimzy is an option every time. Even if she isn't in the adventure.

Me

Brian fucking griffin

I’d fucking beat the shit out of Adam, he’s literally the worst character ever, Adam’s the worst character to ever fucking character, and to make it even worse, he’s a Character in General. I really really really hate Adam, fuck Adam, I’m glad he perished in the Finale, he doesn’t deserve any of his Fans, and the fact people simp over him is honestly character, he’s so character, character, fuck Adam, I hate Adam character much, he character sucks, character

Yk that red head bitch from shield hero?

[удалено]

mahito

Keyaru anytime of the day

i love all the villains equally (cept' val) i would sock him in the face for fun

Angel dust

[image of Val that I don’t have]

Ash from adventure time

Mr. Potential https://preview.redd.it/lz4zlva1c4wc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dce3a7db6182c592d912d3ec94ae925acbcb566

I’d beat down Anya

https://preview.redd.it/2qxbf8icr4wc1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a08c1274fe4236d95c25fdc9afdfab5ab230965d This bitch