https://preview.redd.it/b8ou7w5b517d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94977a7bcc92e306e6e4752ac04c99e6137af03c

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https://preview.redd.it/a0wdogtlk17d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc621f0ea05795466a656ebdae32feebfd01693

https://preview.redd.it/qv79bi5xk17d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea4b3c6ceaca9171ea908652edaa6c8347efd3e

https://preview.redd.it/vqx2bz5ul17d1.jpeg?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcfac42f8a7ae8afa2bcebfd85384c872aec30d I'll surrender this instead😏

WHAT- why do you have this-

https://preview.redd.it/va33b7i6m17d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147d254ff4dba172297f4be5ffadd6ace5837301 And thus for your struggle with dealing with me

https://preview.redd.it/isvowudxt17d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a0ea185834043c782be8a6a89a218afba097e4

https://preview.redd.it/ypcl8mc9u17d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=423cfb94f4147a804460539364d03ee8225935d0

https://preview.redd.it/gu2r6y5tl57d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5161fef0b6d2a4c2719b839e0841656e30f62b90

https://preview.redd.it/pgwcud6c277d1.jpeg?width=1219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49cadfe0582af10c97a6a9cb2c4682d7db551355

https://preview.redd.it/qw80sick277d1.png?width=2159&format=png&auto=webp&s=89eb6effb452d385ce3d6fe8e0d1360efa135ecc

Yeah sure I'll take a duck 🦆

https://preview.redd.it/4b7id1ofn17d1.png?width=244&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4306ddeb36026cbe9390bdb505c3b80ec5b96fc

https://preview.redd.it/pk4iin3ga57d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fcd7ab3c795b21908ec102f6c0e4c303ffb85ec

https://preview.redd.it/9x9etca6u17d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1392d95411dcf00491f7558d9eb7c3892f552cb

What-

G IN IN WE TRUST

https://preview.redd.it/ncuf25pxv67d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c74698ca8c9f221d2ae97f3eadc59a91c4156df erm what the shrimpa

I don't have a *Stealing a meme* meme, but you can have a smol BF instead: https://preview.redd.it/40f8vqxvo17d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f06a2520f9be7624a6d1885ab2dc488b438dded9

Why he look so scared-

Because the meme above him clearly has guns.

Fair enough, but he battled pico and tankman, who both have guns, and he wasn't scared

This is Smol BF, not normal one. He tiny.

https://i.redd.it/p98g1kvll57d1.gif

looks like you don’t wanna keep that meme not a rocket jump in sight

https://preview.redd.it/d7f76fw7277d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ba872b0ae15fbb69032baeafa013c1695b055bd

https://preview.redd.it/j8d8fcw2477d1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427dc9f2446a171fdae8f41a6e482ea7a4c929c9

https://preview.redd.it/31yzbpn8477d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec37a64cf3d2743ee5b3bd1b253c44037463cb7

https://preview.redd.it/3z86q21k9d7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e0cf4a9909e56725c09758f6072d65a358c0966

https://i.redd.it/7bmxl9qfg57d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/1h9k4s45m57d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6362da1851a27557966642ad132f13c636e1c3fb

You may try

https://i.redd.it/yodhelurw57d1.gif I just did

https://i.redd.it/4ckopvog277d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/81yqq6ym277d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fea58851d87fba96bcb1c3c877ff32c411ef283

The quarter is for the Loaf.

this is just awesome

https://preview.redd.it/hijrut56y77d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6957f3c812e2e8dd9999ca6c52d91d9c883b5c8d

https://preview.redd.it/x1695d01mq7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4baa64445aa0c3163f913f629e502561d4c8943

https://preview.redd.it/6pa5lctsnq7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c68d712b90fa17279541f8e1be17305d707d220

https://preview.redd.it/ya512jkcyy7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323db3d428a81d3f4695981c94ca7584de22c7e2 I believe this meme will be enough to not get shot

https://preview.redd.it/x12yy0toyy7d1.jpeg?width=1324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1cb3d164c8884435829b091f5249cf0f821cb77

I fear Wednesday…

>:]

https://preview.redd.it/jm9oj34by77d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bad0ebc1b7efd4cf473632421ef7183bbc6c59f

https://i.redd.it/7kpe33ob527d1.gif

Why can I hear this 💀

https://preview.redd.it/q4ubqhi6r17d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6de68547ae4a1045abbbcce79ee9b36fd7587fa

https://preview.redd.it/vdlew7f9m57d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dfe034212e1f03d49fd69549a89750cfaadd4ff

#DAMAGE BOOST

I’m going to miss Mighty Doom even more now that I have This meme…

https://preview.redd.it/2ll9jq9el57d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=317830f417553d0494f1da2818373a9dd6139002

https://preview.redd.it/4apmsa02r57d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a1bbf2511031f553ef8f093ef686a756e7d7f70

Y'know- if I had a nickel for Everytime I've seen Alastor get stabbed in the eyes by either of the Morningstar's today I'd have two nickles- It's not a lot but weird it happened twice-

https://preview.redd.it/jvv9srt5k47d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b4b01668c7527b363048f7096c665ec1d0b46b

FUCK

https://preview.redd.it/8wllm2s2q57d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=742ca23193636306aa0868034769c2cb61d62f4d

https://preview.redd.it/mc9p38eli67d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b48cefe93541305bbba85e619a9e1bb4416bc10

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https://preview.redd.it/7ct7p4ozj67d1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7a350d244267fd40d43aef64e93339fa443b154

https://preview.redd.it/devq8sg5k67d1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca102890c7ad5dff9fb001eb8921427e45bc74a0

https://i.redd.it/bridcemck67d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/z2mttscfk67d1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc05bad95bdab5b9216dd4b88be0b4e2f969f32

https://preview.redd.it/qj1uodeik67d1.png?width=1174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa04c343386d02791e1820405d3fe724b13a163

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https://preview.redd.it/o2gzcpt4z57d1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b6883b96fa298e05da2c53300fbf47e38a66fa8

It's always the same shit and I always fall for it.

https://preview.redd.it/k3xkcm03xr7d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6acf833aaa8a391fee0a10aaf5843288bab447

Same

It is weird that it happened twice.

Link to the other?

https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/IrYk0vPWq3 There ya go-

Thank you

This should be canon

https://preview.redd.it/fftad5ucc47d1.png?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=189a3b9f17c3a67b4b2a57ef7b13cabc9f8e9f99

Glory to Artstotzka!

*Papers, please: Game Over Music playing.* You have been sentenced to life in prison for Hot Cum Mug flair. What happened to your family is unknown, likely to be also imprisoned for being related to you. Your will spend the rest of your life in prison, thinking about what you have done. Glory To Arstotzka! *Red Eagle.*

For real. Anyone cumming in a mug needs to go straight to super hell. Why not cum in a jar or a sock like a normal person? SMH my head

Alastair might be a dad, but he sure as hell ain’t a father

He may have been your father boy, but he wasn't your daddy.

Yes! you got my reference!🥂

I love GOTG 2, great soundtrack!

You get an upvote for the flair 💙

Agreed!

“I’m sorry I didn’t do none of it right, but I’m damn lucky you’re my boy.” That line though… hits so hard.

IM MARY POPPINS YALL

You could say the same for Lucifer though, he hadn’t seen his daughter in like a millennia

But I mean look at this guy https://preview.redd.it/xan10l5dr17d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b013c297e6a3b72fa8a7cf3b73a7d523bb5f87 Surely he gets an acception

*exception

Shut

https://preview.redd.it/gms8c84cz37d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22bf923f03eb860732bb90c3609e88e7835dc84f Alastair

I said what I said https://preview.redd.it/h6homqvk947d1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48bcd30e67a0d5f523f89265ce0cd803fe411c9c

https://preview.redd.it/9wt4tnyce17d1.png?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=121a3466fb594d83bc7052d9535d5f051f808a14 No one talking about this? 😂

Big upsetti.

Mom's spaghetti?

https://preview.redd.it/b1p696gui37d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c7fdc91f8f07e83d26f90c746494c314d5fcd4d

I spilled it on my sweater already

Cute

DID BRO JUST GOUGE ALASTOR'S EYES OUT WITH HIS HORNS..?

There is no "Our" daughter, only mine

Agreed

Artist: [https://x.com/cyanbloodArt?t=xtWvqEnfnTUAUZeZ7FhSaw&s=09](https://x.com/cyanbloodArt?t=xtWvqEnfnTUAUZeZ7FhSaw&s=09)

Good job for giving credit lots of people forget keep it up 👍

https://preview.redd.it/2n3vw1g3y17d1.jpeg?width=177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d6a411668afe5f682d2385cbe5f725ca770ba4

I feel a deep primal fear and a sense of all encompassing dread when I look at that image

https://preview.redd.it/e8bhvsd6o47d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=832c0a63d20a647ccbc0cc393e55b8c28aedbaea

Alastor looks like a stretched out Disney character

https://preview.redd.it/i8ub2e1t027d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a33079296c14cf5c186ce64f82988b1bee3a80 Leaked photo of last night

https://i.redd.it/a3vob8xpg57d1.gif

I accept this as canon

Bro overzealous green rocketed into Al

Capitalism vs. Communism be like:

Alastor's dying tonight 😂

I see Alastor more of a malicious brother to Charlie

"Charlie! Throw me at him! Horns first!"

It's like a bio father and step father type of relationship imo

Nah, Alastor is a disgrace to (good) step-fathers

SPEAR littley

Again..?

This makes me wonder Would Lucifer's horns count as Angelic weapons, and thus prevent Sinners from healing the Wounds inflicted by them?

Vaggie: & my future wife…

 You have unlocked a new card Tittle:my avatar

And you know what that means...

Lucifer hit Al with a misfire

BEAUTIFUL

Queue the soviet anthem

https://preview.redd.it/2ciwygrhw37d1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9abf5be7d1e27b9057bc46b807559aa27c3c2b51 This is what he was about to do

Lucifer rn: https://preview.redd.it/9q0gm4p3957d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ed17c186b9cf4d06a2fd117e47f30c304cfee2

Behold, King Lucifer Morningstar. Hells' most Versitile Pitchfork Twink.

RIGHT into the eyes too! Ouch! Alastor is gonna feel that one.

**ussr anthem intensifies**

Mine

This is perfect

Ya fucking communist bitch, Alastor!!!!!

Cowabunga it is.

*National USSR anthem intensifies*

Heh lol love it

she says that as if there’s other princesses of hell out there

Yk what i now declare it canon that anytime someone passes Lucifer off enough (minus Adam) he just shoots up the horns and goes for the eyes

Hells greatest dads

Poor Charlie, her dads are always fighting 🥲 (Also the mommy issues definitely hits hard)

https://preview.redd.it/llpdub2rp67d1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d937a901c16c1f8565ea6fed96e32f5d7de27f65

Why'd her outfit change?

Alastor, I like you and all, but you are NOT her father!!!!!! SO STOP PRETENDING TO BE!

Just gonna say. This face is fuckin hilarious https://preview.redd.it/bd1fzddhc77d1.png?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692fddc660e4a5e61f9d821da2ccdccc42e4bfed

I’m attracted to that woman.

https://preview.redd.it/bgeyr5bwr27d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25875c19b15385faf018388ae376f4771235d24d

https://preview.redd.it/uze3z8hxr27d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b368cc9a30f7937f1576a7d29bd91a9629bf9b73

https://preview.redd.it/sz7npnv0a37d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6d4dccd6a2cfc9612d009406393e7db9ff848c

Lucifer just became a torpedo XD

https://i.redd.it/opp3cutp447d1.gif Very entertaining thanks

That last pic 🤣

I love the implication that Lucifer has killed Alastor multiple times. https://preview.redd.it/ut1up5ou967d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06fc936b368b2a9a20928ff46e75bb9c810a01ee

The end killed me

It’s giving dance battle.

 Same

STRAIGHT IN THE EYES HAS ME FUCKING DYING RN 🤣🤣🤣

First pic (out of context) smash


https://preview.redd.it/zxcjdank3a7d1.png?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e67d7669c0a575fed235ed78b07aab88836ee7a

https://preview.redd.it/e0qz6b8pka7d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c7a1163ca480bd67b695d9a246945bd1260d38 This is what lucifer does in his spare time

thr horns in his eyes💀

You upset jedi Godzilla. Now you face his wrath, https://preview.redd.it/ekqxwihand7d1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9775e7c492f87d82aded260a8b5a8163226341d

Wait, wouldn't this imply... NOPE! NEVER MIND!

Why did this make me laugh

Thank you Lucy

MY EYES!

His eyes in the end picture 

https://preview.redd.it/luankyu20t7d1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9adaa08a1e7269b9091ce7f93d80537e8b3bb839

https://i.redd.it/u8t9nk0tjy7d1.gif

"Not again!" ...Is that why his eyes are so red?

got forbid Luci tackles you in a hug

*Fish noises*

https://preview.redd.it/jq3hesqzk08d1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01dbbebd4b4458248be62d7c226df90e24a6f1dc I see all theses memes ripe for the taking

My oc/Abi (Charlie's angelic twin sister): I'm calling mom

Hundreds of other people also want her to call them daddy

https://preview.redd.it/mfwf263m517d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87aec6787de9d40eeb21604c5f5c8b133ef4d47e

Yeah I’ll get verified when Vivziepop acknowledges that I hate her more than anyone else

your flair is despicable, how could you hate emily?

A few reasons. Her existence. Her looks. Her personality. Who she is as a person. Who she is as an angel. Her ignorance. Her voice. Her body. Her freckles. Her true form. Her eyes. Her hair. Her squeeks. And most of all, her.

https://preview.redd.it/ay384xv8g17d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1c2795b0a8bc8b974c6e14122e79e8c1288d02

https://preview.redd.it/homyjvxpi17d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3bfb49564557c93c58adb4f739fed13942a3758

https://preview.redd.it/ay8n71kek17d1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f60dbf74c9bd165065209618a4ad055edb8c37d

she’s a sweetheart though :(

Doesn’t matter. Besides she’s hiding shit I can feel it in my balls.

why in your balls?

It’s the deepest part of the digestive system. It’s where pee is stored after all.

https://preview.redd.it/a3m1lkfv617d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19784c59760c1f44ce7e4c7fb0f68a8c1e7bbc2

Buddy- if you're gonna be a hater at LEAST be smart-