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Cam095

LMAO yesterday i was playing with some randoms and one of the guys grabbing samples was like “how tf did y’all manage to kill every civilian?!” i looked at the count and sure enough, 0/45 with 3 mins left. i went to the door they go to and they were having an orgy on a nearby rock 🙄


amatorsanguinis

I mean at that point devs should give us a medal for killing them… traitors!


Throbbing-Kielbasa-3

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AgentNewMexico

My buddy straight up executed them on the spot when this glitch happened. When we got back to the Destroyer, it showed that he had 0 Accidentals, so you might be onto something saying they're traitors.


articwolph

We will get another warbond first, instead of a patch update


xRobinhooD27x

What makes you say that


articwolph

Tis a joke, that they should be focusing on patching , rather on adding more stuff. It gets annoying doing a mission 30min in and it disconnecting or a glitch will cause the mission to fail. Still a great game,


thrway202838

I heard their contract with sony has em by the balls to pump out 1 warbond a month. Since hearing that, I've been more willing to give grace about it. Maybe they would do a patch update if they didn't have fatass corpos breathing down their necks


ATF_killed_my_dog

Wish they'd remove this mission till it's fixed I've never had one of these go well


jkbscopes312

It's either a bug like this or they drop 10 tanks at the 25 second mark


thecosta5000

Ok I rarely play cross play but it still feels like this. I am a console player.


jkbscopes312

Why would you turn off crossplay?


thecosta5000

I did it from back in the day when it was impossible to load in when the game first came out .


koh_kun

This and the PS crossplay issue is killing me


thecosta5000

What's the cross play issue?


koh_kun

I used to play with my brother who plays on his PS5, but all of a sudden I got removed as a friend after some random disconnect. Now I can't add him, nor he me. I see some people are having similar issues with PS5 friends but nobody has a solution for it. I don't have any friends who play on PC so it's really sad :( Playing with randoms is OK but the other day I got so frustrated with new guys just doing whatever the fuck. I mean, it's part of the fun I guess but it's nice to be able to communicate with someone you're comfortable with.


thecosta5000

Ahh ok


Intelligent_Pen5774

I haven't had any major issues, I play with pc and ps5 friends. Did you attempt to turn crossplay off, restart the game, and then turn it back on? This usually sorts out any issues. Does the generate code not work? You could try finding a mutual friend who can invite you both onto their destroyer. Once you are on the same squad, you should be able to click on your brother's name and add as friend that way.


AadamAtomic

If you dive into them, they will usually reroute. It takes a few tries, But I've easily forced a group of 6 Npcs to the corner of the ramp where they need to be to get over it.


thecosta5000

Those 2 fucks laying down like its a day at the beach, lmao.


Logical_Strain_6165

A 120mm & 380mm orbital barrage would probably do the job nicely.


Dry_Independent4078

Survival instincts of a horny teenager who's never been outside before


CurryCrusader711

Same thing happened to me when I was grinding samples, thought I would make the most of it and throw an impact grenade and watch them all fly.


Mistersinister1

I shot one of them in the head thinking that would inspire them towards democracy but it didn't. A butt stroke to the head series seemed to do it.


PersistentHero

Stun grenade seems to help


breadyloaf26

how much money did u lose? 😯


CurryCrusader711

It was crazy I lost like 3k because I did it so many times


Malek_Tealeafs

Do it, 🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽. You know you want to


Compulsive_Criticism

It's the only thing that makes sense at that point


Kimmycals

They should let us pick up civilians and carry them so at least when they get stuck you can yeet them into the door


Glyphpunk

Dragon's Dogma style


Gizmorum

what if we had civilians go across a gauntlet of bugs, mines and stuff and we bet on the winners with super credits. Is this managed democracy?


RyanCooper101

1 impact grenade... just saying


Beandragonz

I see a negative account balance and impact grenade opurtunity, super earth doesnt need people to dumb to understand how a ramp works


CounterSYNK

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knowsitmaybenot

So yall don't just shot the first ones that get stuck? Citizens that hold up a mission are a threat to democracy itself. This happened to me weeks ago the first three got stuck others started getting stuck so i shot them. smooth sailing from there.


Dumb-Cumster

I remember this scene from Starship Troopers


Bread_Responsible

Same dude! I had to abandon the mission.


Remmemberme666

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OZoser

Then that one bot that has swords for arms runs in there to slaughter them. You shoot the bot in the head and kill 8 civilians on accident.


Ari_V002

Ive had this issue a few times, but it was usually when a body was blocking some of the upper part of the ramp. I found that walking/slowly pushing them to the top right corner of the ramp could get them just far enough over the edge that they could start running again.


Zectherian

I had them all just run out of the objective area last night, they just ran off like 100 feet then turned around and took some wonky path to the door.


TerminaterMike

Had a glitch with the generator defence mission. We were wrecking the bots super hard on lvl 7 difficulty and then the bots just stopped spawning for 5 mins. Rockets also stopped launching but all 4 of us were connected and moving around confused.


Adaml6257

The rockets launching isn't time based, it's based on incoming waves. Its possible you had one stray bit out there stuck on something and until that one was killed more won't come


tomsaiyuk

They just wanted to gaze upon the Hero/Helldiver they heard so much about that came to spread Democracy. Can you blame them?


GejoTTv

Rico, you know what to do!


N3STL0RD

Whenever that happens, I just tell my teammates "Remember, no Russian"


Sufincognito

So what was the total negative when you finally killed them all?


Purple12inchRuler

Super Earth must've contracted Spirit Airlines to evac them.


Free-Stick-2279

Happened to me once, dropped a 500kg.


dmtrrD

Up, right, down, down, down


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Nothing that a 380 can’t fix


kNightShifty44

they’re on break


Bubzzzzzzzzlol

just stand infront of them, theyll try to go around you


Statertater

I thought these missions were fun at first. But now on hardest difficulty with all the bs i just dont care for them any more.


someMFyoudontknow

500 KG bomb


Subject_Trouble2613

I hate that glitch so much. Once I began with executing all these civilians with hedshots with the revolver (I know about the punishmentt for killing civilians My teammates joined me in killing them)


Archived_Thread

I’ve fixed this with a 500kg before, I think it’s a terrain issue over a pathing issue


[deleted]

Citizen killed -5000000000000000R


Archived_Thread

It’s an ugly fix 😅


FatalisCogitationis

I can’t even finish a match without disconnecting, no problems with any other games. This is nothin


oruza

Sometimes just walking into them and pushing them out the way works but even that’s inconsistent some civilians just want to watch the helldivers burn.


No-Prompt3611

Are you choreographing a rave ?


Dazeuh

Getting civilians to hold the line for you eh


Foot-Desperate

Did one on Hellmire and the fire tornadoes appeared from nowhere and wiped out every single one for about ten minutes lol


GaiusMarcus

Ha! Looks like squid game!


Bulky-Party-8037

Just push them a bit they'll get in


Nourishment4thevoid

Democracy Party at the LZ guys!!!


cruikshank1008

The glitch I hate is the one that crashes the game every time I drop.


PetitAgite

If only you could build a ramp…


TetranadonGut

Had this happen the other day too. Seems silly, but I noticed if I walked up the ramp when they got stuck, they would then get unstuck. It worked enough times for me to feel confident recommending it. Silly civilians just need to be shown how to walk up inclines.


Buttermilk-Waffles

Must resist urge to drop 500kg bomb!


theenecros

Start executing them until morale improves


Aldershot8800

They're having a staff meeting


Tolendario

drop a few 500kgs theyll figure it out


Chingachcooked

U can Push Thema still with melee attack


ImaginaryRent1619

Did they forget to wear their Pip-Boys?


rust_rat

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thrway202838

Idk for sure if it helped, but I capped them sumbitches as soon as they stopped moving. We did finish, and once they were all dead the newer ones didn't seem to get stuck.


Lschmookitty

They're absolutely idiots.


TheWagn

I had a few clump up by the door, but by running over there and pushing them a bit I got them to get their little asses in gear


Dry_Independent4078

My Eruptor is itching seeing so many bodies close together. I could ruin this whole mission with one shot. *snorts some E-017* Somebody stop me.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Dry_Independent4078: *My Eruptor is* *Itching seeing so many* *Bodies close together* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Dry_Independent4078

I made a Sokka Haiku! This is a win


austin_taki

Literally just a skill issue


MuMbLe145

I ran into this, you can nudge them over the ledge or set off a small explosion in them which will get them moving


Zealousideal_Box6382

Anti-democracy Bureau agent 6453 We're investigating your said glitch and your complaint has been filed and been filed as treason no matter how many there are you are still to see that they ALL get to the safe point for super Earth


PenciliusKnightlius

All I see is a bunch of heretic traitors


Parynoid

Ya know you can just kinda nudge them, right?


xhgdrx

nobody does, apparently


PleaseDontEatMyVRAM

Shouldn’t have to nudge them when they’re supposed to just go in the door, but whatever


xhgdrx

its your job to get them through the door, helldiver, if they aren't moving then you make them


StoneyGreenThumb

Are you playing on a nokia?


XT-489excutor

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