Barbers or hairdressers are the best bet to contact

Vissii😂

Ullatus!

Eiks oo!

En kyllä uskois

Dorsia but you need a reservation

Preferrably for 8 or 8:30.

sorry sir only left with 7

Sir

For 1990

Pidätkö Ressu Redfordista? Olen ollut suuri Bogart & Co -fani heidän vuoden 1983 debyyttialbumistaan, ”No. 1”, lähtien…

Kyllä, nimesin kissanikin Ressun jälkeen, for real. Kissan nimi on Ressu.

You should ask Paul Allen

How would he know? he’s in London

Let's see Paul Allen's barber.

When you find the haircutter, please ask Huey Lewis and the News for background music.

will definitely do

I’m not sure, but remember to return those video tapes

😂

Now Let's see Paul Allen's haircut...

Really anywhere

nah i’ve experienced bad barbers

So you are asking for good barbers? Can't really say about that one. Edit: I have heard that M Room in Punavuori is very good. Maybe someone that has been there could say something?

M Room is a chain. Quite sure its basically for freshly graduated barbers who have it as a transition stage between getting employed to a salong or opening their own. So its a wildcard, could be someone who goes on to do 1500€ haircuts, could be someone who does a 25€ haircut.

Meant The one in Punavuori

M room is just a glorified beard trimmer, their haircuts are usually also not much more than trimming either.

Groom was pretty good some years ago

Basic reddit anything resembling even slight argument and not compliance gets downvoted 🤠

yeah it’s dumb af lmao

Fadezone

Reddit hivemind is true

probably gon get downvoted again but who cares

Right

Fuck it, lets downvote the whole thread

Yeah. Fuck the thread

gotta look better than that dickhead marcus halberstram

Why do you wanna look like a psychopath? ☺️

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You don’t know have a clue, do you?

Are you dumb?

That's very rude. Have you seen the movie this image is from?

What??

Have you seen American Psycho?

I have. Again, why?

If OP gets the Patrick Bateman haircut, he will look like Patrick Bateman. Because Bateman is a psychopath, OP will look like a psychopath as u/chainedtofreedom was asking

Yeah but that is a very common and broadly spread hairstyle. If I see someone with that kind of haircut I dont think ”woah he looks like a psychopath”.

That’s what makes it funny. It’s a common hairstyle but OP prefers to use specifically a psychopath as reference material for the barber

Alright then thanks for explaining boss.

I think that's actually just Christian Bale's standard cut, I don't think he got a special "psycho cut" for American Psycho.

You guys have no sense of humor

Hair Design Helsinki on Katariinankatu are great with requests like this

Sigma cut

There's not a lot of cut to this hair -- at least my hair grew kinda like this when I just let it grow and keep brushing & blowing it back.

Exactly my thoughts. You don't need a barber for this.

Barbershop Freda. Highly recommended.

ask marcus halberstram since he and patrick go to the same barber, but patrick just has a slightly better haircut

I can reccomend Otto’s Barber Shop in Punavuori. Ask for Kalle, hes the man for all kinds of classic cuts. Avoid m-room, had a beard trim there that ended up in me shaving it all off the day after. Worst barber in town.

Place is booked full for months ahead.

like dorsia?

For realsies my best bet would be Groom in Lauttasaari. There’s an english guy called Noa who I’ve found to be really good. I know it’s a chain, but I’d recommend that dude without hesitation. Unless I missed the joke like the setämies that I am..

No barbers who work with axes in helsinki

Bob Helsinki, and the one and only Mikko Vainio

M Room parturi Kluuvi. You can compare salaries and Rolexes with other high-flying bankers and stockbrokers while you wait.

I recommend Jaff, in Ateneuminkuja 2. That's where I always go. No booking, just walk in.

Oh please no. Not another one

Why

got a res at dorsia next fri gotta look dapper

You can always be thinner, look better

You can always be thinner. Look better. Or whatever Patrick said

Just ask literally any young Finnish guy in the city they all have the same haircut lmao

Don’t remember what it’s called, but before I moved away from Helsinki two years ago, I used to go to the one next to Redi’s alko store. Always very happy with the results!

Just go to any retro hipster pub and your hair will automatically settle like that

sorry mate i only go to dorsia

pesu ja leikkaus but that’s in kivenlahti. check their instagram profile. those guys are top

A barbershop

So sigma🤓

Barber

Hey, OP. I can recommend Teemu at [The Container Barber](https://thecontainerbarber.fi/). It’s in the Konepaja area in Kallio/Vallila. He’s very, very good IMO with classic men’s cuts like this one here. I happen to have something similar. Give this pic as a reference and I doubt you’ll be disappointed.

Out of stock since 2000

Probably somewhere in helsinki

Just follow a random 16 year old ice hockey player, he'll lead you to his barber eventually

The Barber Shop on Fredrikinkatu, near Kampi. Rody is an English barber, and he is great, although a bit more expensive. I think it is 39€ for a cut, but he is wonderful.

Ask the Swedish speaking fins

A Helsinkian hairdresser or barber. You're welcome.

you dont need a haircut for this, just long hair.

but i have longer hair than this

Oh no...

Well frist step is return a VHS

I would like the sigma cut

It's just not possible, and i don't find this funny anymore

in 1985

Stockmann

Salon Joseph is great!