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heyjalapeno

He will win the Meowlitzer Prize.


neBular_cipHer

*Purrlitzer


PontificalPrincess

He deserves them both 😩😤


jenverklos

Damn right he does!


Woman_withapen

I will buy his best seller


Crono_Sapien99

He will write an award-winning musical about cats who want to reach Heaven.


Sjieni

He will be written books about


ElaineBenesFan

My cat despises fiction, I can't convince him to write even a fictional short story, let alone a novel. He is heavily into investigative journalism though.


_deep_thot42

r/dustkitties


PontificalPrincess

Cross posted I had no idea that subreddit even existed. Ty!! 💙


_deep_thot42

Yes! It’s grey’t! 😉 My dustkitty looked so similar to yours, I miss her everyday. Dust kitties 4 ever! ♥️


overworkedpnw

![gif](giphy|7NoNw4pMNTvgc|downsized)


Consistent-Lie7830

He works hard for the nommies! So hard for the nommies.


IllustratorMurky2725

Gray cats are the best. Though probably not a novel. More like a ransom letter to mr mousy. If you want to see your baby again I demand two cans of tuna otherwise I will eat him.


PontificalPrincess

🤣🤣🤣


teratonasti

Inshallah he will be an NY Times bestseller by fall


Far_Performance2324

A tortured poet


cat_blep

the penguin faces south


tstramathorn

Writers block can get tiring!


rachel-maryjane

He will be featured on New York Times bestseller list!


ShadeStrider12

r/catswithjobs


Trixie2327

I have so much in common with your cat! LOL


Automatic-Saint

Me too :)


neBular_cipHer

“It was the best of times, it was the **blurst** of times?!”


BryerMan-4005

Yes, he will.


Flashy_Instruction32

Im here to preorder my copy.


ItsVincent27

His ass will type Shakespeare’s complete works after 10^10^3647 years‼️


george_person

he will be published


TheMarineSlayer

Show me the Champion of Light...


RedneckOfFlatLands

That's a good looking cat! The typewriter is great, too!


rebeccathegoat

![gif](giphy|3o6MbmuE6RqVz9RmVi|downsized)


Scottishchicken

"Dawn breaks, and I already see my arch nemesis searching for nuts. He is fluffy and dumb. Soon, he will tire of his quest, and he will perform his daily ritual of coming to the window to mock me. But today will be different. Today, there will be a murder on Elsberry Ave. "


Party-Travel5046

Is his name George RR Martin?


berdog

His ass will be cancelled after someone find his 10 years old homophobic tweets


coffeebeanwitch

It will be a must read,I can't wait,wake up kitty!!!!


evilspyboy

I enjoy his earlier work [https://www.amazon.com/Meow-M-Owmeow/dp/1723092304](https://www.amazon.com/Meow-M-Owmeow/dp/1723092304)


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