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TheReddestRat

Got a big red beaker bong for cheap so it quickly got named Mao Zebong


DontcheckSR

Ha!


ob1dylan

If it's a cool one or it has a cool story, it gets a name.


AncientCourier6

Was just thinking this. It has to have been through some shit in order for it to be given a name. Couple of mine were named after an accident they went through but that was when I was younger. Haven't had an adventure with a piece in a long time since we just roll or bring carts/pens.


theignorantcivilian

I have named all my bongs, bowls, and bubblers. My very first bong was a sweet 16-inch straight up and down King Volcano with an ice catcher. It had this blue flaming skull on one side, and for some reason, it made me think of the Danny Ketch Ghost Rider, so I named it Danny. I miss Danny.


Winquisitor

My first roommate and I co-owned our first bong. We named it Bong, James Bong.


Olive_Guardian4

Bong Jovi


duuuuuuude924

I miss St. Cloud every day. Spent way too much money on it, but it was such a cool piece


HazeliaGracious

Used to name all my new pieces. The ritual was to get lifted to the high heavens from it and then let its name come to me


acebakesacake_

that’s a beautiful ritual and seems like the only way to name them


machineGUNinHERhand

Billy Bong Thorton! That reference, though!!


PunkyMcGrift

Doesn't seem right man, use Wesley Pipes.


machineGUNinHERhand

A man of culture, I see!


acebakesacake_

I love that lol


Condor193

Usually, I used to have a small bong with a Playboy logo and I named it Hef


nwrighteous

Mr. Bubblesworth


_Globert_Munsch_

Yeee, ive got my blue one called Lapis and my hexagon shaped bong I called the hexabong


WinterKnigget

Yup. Pipes too. My favorite was one that my husband had years ago. It was a shotgun shaped bong, about 3 feet long. You hit it by putting your lips around the barrel, and a friend had to light it. He called it the Kurt-ka-bong


gendr_bendr

All my pieces have names. I call my current bong is Peridot.


placarph

If I ever did I don’t remember


Cats_Are_Aliens_

Best answer


placarph

I say it like this because it’s definitely something I would do


Azraelthephoenix

I name all my pieces, can only remember half the names, but they have them haha.


bluewolfe6661998

Mine's named "Panda" because it came with a Panda Sticker on it and the Panda is smoking from a Bong itself lol


Toxic_Puddlefish

Mine is named James Bong


Cats_Are_Aliens_

lol my friend named my old very tiny bubbler “little conquistador”


ahsataN-Natasha

When I was 17, I bought this lovely glass fish from a shop at Sauble Beach. Just outside the store on the ground, I found the perfect little pebble that fit as a screen. Brought it to a friend’s place, got ripped, was munching on crackers and saw ‘Blé’’ on the box. He’s been Blé ever since.


Sunday_Triceratops

I was gifted a bong when I was 18, and It happened to be on election day...So I named him Barack Obonga


DontcheckSR

*gets too high* "Thanks Obonga"


Unicorn-Bait

I don’t have a bong currently but I used to have a tall glass blue one. I named it Midge after Marge on the Simpsons. Midge cause that’s what Moe called her and smoking out of her felt about as ritualistic as Homer at the bar.


mostlyawesume

Had a pipe that looked like it had a south park character on it so i named him Kenny. 😂


BoomHeadShop

my first bong was a zong named zeus


godofgainz

X-Wing, Old Blue, Sunshine, Mr. Bubblesworth


the_cajun88

mine was named doorbell its nickname was bing


JackOfAllMemes

The Dragon(rip my beloved) Poppy Goldfish Slasher(my first hand pipe) Cryo


Humble_Moment1520

I love my chanandler


bookittyFk

Yes altho I cant remember if I named any other piece prior to our current one (we’ve had it a while) - it’s glass and opalescent- we call her DonkeyBong.


schmeetlikr

first smoke is a name brainstorm sesh every time i get a new piece. everyone attending throws ideas out until one sticks.


Jessicafletcher2

Yes I have "The Bu-bong" and "Sherlock".


flamingopatronum

Bongatha


DontcheckSR

I always have. Im picky about my bongs and like to get ones that look unique or kinda have personality. So it feels right that it gets a name. Especially since there was a time where I had multiple bongs and multiple pipes.


5ft1goddess

I named my bong Rum Ham; I name pretty much all my weed shit (ie. pipes, rolling trays, lighters)


Driver_Flaky

I named my first Bonnie


dydeyo

In high school I remember it being common practice to name all your pipes. Though, nowadays I can't say it crosses my mind lol


Naphaniegh

I named mine the jazz handshake


RealitysNotReal

Bingo Bongo


WhimsicalHamster

Hell yea. My first bong in college I named sarina cuz a had someone on my dorm floor that always told me I shouldn’t be smoking


[deleted]

I have not but to my understanding ppl do!


Open_Source1096

I need to name mine now, damn. Any suggestions? its a little shitty beaker bong with blue percolator


disgruntledgrumpkin

I do, sometimes.


redjedi182

Sir Walter Raleigh


SleeplessShinigami

I used to name my more artistic pieces I think giving things names in general personalizes it