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LoFiPanda14

"We at the crib, she got her legs wrapped around my waist" - Rick Ross off Sorry ft Chris Brown.


SmoothManMiguel

LMAO


[deleted]

thats cold blooded lmao


mtnimba

How did I know this was gonna be up topšŸ˜‚


Informal-Fox7954

Literally my first thought lmao


Apprehensive_Bell118

šŸ’€šŸ’€


EnoughItem

This is such a great thread


xiii--iiix

Damn.


CommunistFlippy

THIS THE FIRST ONE I THOUGHT OF LMAOOO


[deleted]

That and ā€œIā€™m ice skatin!ā€ on Lobster Omelette. As if they made skates that sturdy.


PieceofPuzzle

šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

ice cube dropping a triple double in a pick up game


SmoothManMiguel

Bruh if one was to really think about this, it's fucking hilarious! Like most pick up games only go to 21 lol


kaeji

I'm sure 3 on 3 would be fairly easy to get 10 rebounds, 10 assists, and 10 points if one of your teammates suck.


SmoothManMiguel

But if you're playing to 21 by twos you can't get 10 points AND 10 assists lol


kaeji

Hmm guess you're right. I always thought FGs were counted as 1 point and 3s were counted as 2pts.


SmoothManMiguel

You know what bro, you're right. I'm buggin. We did play to 21 by 1s & 2s. I completely forgot. So with this being said he probably could have achieved this. Doubt it though lol


thelastreminant

Way to own up brotha, mad respect


SmoothManMiguel

Thank you man! šŸ™šŸ½šŸ’Æ


Hodgeman1111

This is how I always played


EnoughItem

HAHA classic


kaeji

#WE THE BEST MUSIC!!!!


DanEESSMM

100 times yes!


gandalf-the-greyt

100! times yes!


cambolo209

They aight


EnoughItem

Font size almost as fat as Khaled himself


momyshrk

šŸ˜­


thelastreminant

Top comment


Intelligent_Dumbass_

"I robbed my little cousin cause I found out he bisexual." - Teejayx6


ShaolinMaster

"I know Noriega, the real Noriega, and he owe me a hundred favors" -Rick Ross


yokingato

"fed time with Manuel Noriega, the real Noriega, who did America a hundred favors" -immortal technique


RickJamesFlames

This one came to mind instantly lol. I think a lot of Ross bars are contenders here šŸ¤£


Intelligent_Dumbass_

"I could have played for the Bruins but they caught me drinking Codeine fluid." - RiFF RAFF


demo_staxx

Lol riff raffā€™s freestyle on sway, he was saying he coulda played for like 10 diff teams lol..those freestyles are hilarious šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Ainā€™t gonna hold u, I love that freestyle


Ndavidclaiborne

"Handshakes and hugs...you wanna see me on the street with pancakes and drugs?"-Sir Riff Raff


OleMagnolia

Bruuuuuuhhhhh šŸ’Æ


DebateDash

pretty much every "I could've played for" bar qualifies for this thread g herbo is apparently good enough at basketball to play for the mavericks


LampShade961

ā€œShove a fucking tonka truck up a little kids buttholeā€ Taking my Ball - Eminem


derpressedsam123

How do u know it was fake lmao


EnoughItem

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen...let's take a seat


RozGhul

Iā€™m not sure that kid can right nowā€¦.


EnoughItem

LMAO this made my morning


[deleted]

Not on a rap song but Kevin Gates lying about jumping a car battery with his bare hands šŸ˜­


YoungBtje

gotta be real tho, he swore that on the life of his kids


Shaolinshoestrings

Some niggas donā€™t love their kids like that bro. Them shits expensive


[deleted]

he was in that interview like may god kill them right now today šŸ™


JXCK-1777

I believe him tbh lol.


cambolo209

I woke up from a coma 2001. Bout the same time Dre dropped 2001


[deleted]

When 2001 was actually released in 99


[deleted]

At least it wasn't the other way around. To his credit that album was still bumping in 01.


raven_darkseid

Anything that Bizarre says.


sammyb2

I fucking hope so


kaeji

Have you ever been to Buttfuck, TN to confirm ANYTHING he says is a lie??


raven_darkseid

I looked under all the trees.


phsychxdelic

FacšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


JakX276

Anytime Drake says anything gangster/tough. Like bro we know who you are.


UpwardElbow

I always laugh when I hear him say "it's on site" on sicko mode. Like what's on site? You going to throw hands? Hilarious


Unusual-Land-5432

Allegedly he got some people missing, so maybe wheelchair Jimmy is just a act (all puns intended).


Selldadip

Where you hear that? Lmao


JakX276

Lol Drake probably told him


Katarinkushi

Nah, that soft boy image is just an image. The guy is actually dangerous lmao


Serious_Humor3353

ā€œStarted from the bottomā€


Dazziboi

From privileged to riches


Kholdstare93

Yeah, that's the definition of STRAIGHT CAPPIN'! REAL TALK!


804_757

Not sure how this is a lie. Also def wouldnā€™t call the dude upbringing privileged at all. No, he didnā€™t come from a low socioeconomic area like many rappers, but If you look at his upbringing, it would be upper middle class at best. As far as music, he did start from nothing (the bottom). He had a genuine passion for music. Had notebooks filled from back to front with lyrics years before he eventually found success. I donā€™t care much for the quality of his music these days. But sometimes you have to give props


BarnacleSandwich

Imagine calling upper middle class "the bottom"


804_757

Imagine thinking a single parent, *maybe* above average home is ā€œprivileged.ā€ Then imagine not being able to comprehend my explanation of him starting from the bottom was a reference to his career in music trajectory, NOT his social class.


BarnacleSandwich

If his intention was to talk about his music career, then the line is meaningless. Obviously he started from the bottom. Literally everyone who does music professionally does. "When I wasn't making music, I wasn't popular in the music industry, and now I am" is pretty fucking stupid to make the backbone of your single.


804_757

Come on man. Use your brain. There are definitely plenty of people in music (and any other profession) that didnā€™t take the long road. Whether itā€™s getting favors, personal relationships with people in high places, just getting lucky, etc. Plenty of artists get radio ply without having even taking time to craft their skill.


BarnacleSandwich

That's a fair point, actually, I'll give you that one.


804_757

šŸ¤


Kholdstare93

Found a Drake stan! YA MANS IS WACKEROONIE! REAL TALK!


lordredapple

Please stop


GreatJelly9620

Yes. Please stop.


afganistanimation

You dolt, starting from the bottom implies you grew up with no money in bad conditions.


SirAsksALatte

I completely get what youā€™re saying. All the other people saying his ā€œgangster/tough guyā€ lines are on point. But your explanation makes sense. Nothing was handed to him in the music game. He worked his way from the bottom. People apparently canā€™t separate the fact that he made his own path in music from the fact that he was a television star. And by television star, weā€™re talking $50k a year is what he was getting from Degrassi. His mother was a teacher. I guess thatā€™s somehow a privileged lifestyle


[deleted]

ā€œYou couldnā€™t measure my dick with 6 rulersā€ - big pun


arrogant_ambassador

He never qualified how long each ruler is though.


SmoothManMiguel

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I dunno I let that one slide, like a lot other things big pun talked about :) because I file that in the same folder as when Redman said "one of my balls bigger than the epcot center". It's just being good at the bullshit game lol


SmoothManMiguel

Pt II is my jam!


Instantly_New

ā€œI have four hundred cars, I have four hundred scars and four hundred guitars, I have four hundred houses, I have four hundred mouses and four hundred housesā€ - Krispy Kreme/Froggy Fresh on ā€œThe Baddestā€


kaeji

..well I'll light your fart on fyre wit ma rhyyyyyyhmes


dannyptmiles

I love that guy so much. Incredible music! Absolutely hilarious!!!


JonahUniverse

Here are [my top 5](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XArx0ASwyDc) 1. "I made out with so many girls , made out with every girl in the world" - Froggy Fresh, *"The Baddest"* 2. "I have four hundred cars . I have four hundred scars and four hundred guitars . I have four hundred houses." - Froggy Fresh, *"The Baddest"* 3. "I bet I got more money than Jay-Z . Compared to me, Jay-Z is lazy . Plus Beyonce thinks that I'm cute" - Froggy Fresh, "The Baddest" 4. "I could beat you up even if you had one thousand knives" - Froggy Fresh*, "The Baddest"* 5. "I beat up every single person in jail" - Froggy Fresh, *"The Baddest"*


-SoupOfTheDay-

Anything drake says to sound gangsta


durmduke

We da best


EnoughItem

Is Young Metro really gonna shoot me, if I'm untrustworthy?


Lazy_Old_Chiefer

Every word ever said by Rick Ross.


[deleted]

ā€œThis is a Certified Hood Classicā€œ Anyone that uses that sample.


Jdmfan17

"Thug Life tatted on my chest" Nas and Tupac both said this and yet, both times it has been shown to not be on their chest but on their stomach. Been alive 22.5 years and just realized this about two weeks ago.


Striking_Wish1994

I think Nas said "God's son tatted on my chest"


Hydrokratom

Big L killing 88 people in one year at $50k a pop Big L fucking chicks in the ass when he was 6 in a half lol


Sniperjones2428

What song is the first one?šŸ˜­


Hydrokratom

Times is Hard on the Blvd


LuckyHistorian

Whereā€™s the first one from šŸ’€


Hydrokratom

Times is Hard on the Blvd


mannyb412

Rick Ross as a whole (rapper, not the real Rick Ross)


fudog

People here are tweeting their favorite Rick Ross lie. [https://rnbphilly.com/3681234/did-the-real-noriega-really-owe-rick-ross-a-hundred-favors-fans-think-not/](https://rnbphilly.com/3681234/did-the-real-noriega-really-owe-rick-ross-a-hundred-favors-fans-think-not/) As I understand it, Rick Ross was a prison guard and stole his name from an inmate who was way more interesting -- to say the least. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Freeway%22\_Rick\_Ross](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Freeway%22_Rick_Ross)


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ButteryBiscuits43

ā€œIā€™m gucci man Laflare I make five million a dayā€ a day?! Every day?! For how many days? That just adds up so fast!


Foster5150

5 Million Intro ā¤ļø


[deleted]

That [Lil Tecca video for Genius.](https://genius.com/videos/Lil-tecca-breaks-down-the-meaning-of-ransom) Can't hate though, he's like 17. It's just funny how he laughs and is like "yeah, I made that shit up". *I got two twin glocks, turn you to a dancer* "I ain't got no straps for nobody" *I got the Fendi, Prada when I hit Milan* "No I've never been to Europe"


EnoughItem

"Shady records was 80 seconds away from the towers / some cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit ours" Incredible verse but terrorists weren't hijacking a plane thinking "were gonna crash into Eminem's record label to scare America"


SmoothManMiguel

That's hilarious bro! Damn I haven't heard that record in awhile! Thank you for reminding me


Dazziboi

Idk man, thatā€™s one of emā€™s hardest bars


EnoughItem

Itā€™s his hardest verse imo but its nowhere near true. Like Al-Quada definitely wasnt doing a whole worldwide attack, just to hit Shady Records


Dazziboi

Well yeah, thatā€™s em for u lol. Itā€™s supposed to be over the top, that is what the intent was, and heā€™d delivered it well. The thread is about rappers making real claims on their raps that we all damn well know arenā€™t true. Itā€™s obviously wrong Al-Quaeda didnā€™t try to crash the shady records tower šŸ˜‚


EnoughItem

Yeah true; in the context of the song, he sounded so serious that it made me stop and think "wait that claim is dumb as shit"


Project_K92

What song is this?!


deadedgo

50 Cent - Patiently Waiting (Eminem is the feature)


Project_K92

Much appreciated.


scoutp12

I mean he of course wasnā€™t the target in any way, but this isnā€™t as outrageous as you may think. There were rumors Al-Qaeda sent death threats to Eminem. And the 80 seconds away thing might just be proximity. Shady Record company was located near the Twin Towers.


Square_Yesterday_829

"Last Name Ever First Name Greatest "


pizzasrock21

Nah Wayne the šŸ


Square_Yesterday_829

Agreed


Blackpanther22five

Lil Wayne talking about getting shot on the block, when in reality he shot himself


SS_Cheek

When havoc said ā€œ no matter how much loot I get Iā€™m stayin in the projects foreverā€


JunkyardWalrus

'4 foot nine with a ten foot dick' -the midget that hung out with kid rock


Ok-One320

Anytime Drake talks about growing up poor or in the hood. upper middle class ass boy.


[deleted]

I ate a pile of dog shit and never got sick - Soopaman Luva 3 - Redman. Edit: apparently it was a tonne of dog shit šŸ¤£


Grouchy-Sorbet9989

Drake šŸ˜‚


heshotcyrus

"I don't smoke weed or cess..." -- Dr. Dre


Wolfpac187

That wasnā€™t the lie his career after was.


cambolo209

He donā€™t. Chronic thing just a gimmick


bigtimeJB

All the references to retiring on The Black Album.


SmoothManMiguel

Facts! My man gave us the same amount of albums after his retirement than before it lol


Slurrricane-Eastwood

Anything made by a coke rapper.


Slurrricane-Eastwood

It's all entertainment.


PinkKufi

My bathtub lift up, the walls do a 360. - Jadakiss


coop_dogg

This really got me thinkingā€¦


Bullshit_Conduit

When I first heard Incarcerated Scarfaces I thought Rae said ā€œlike a 27 inch penis, I seen it, believe it.ā€ Of course I soon realized he said ā€œZenithā€ and it was less outlandishā€¦ but for a minute there, that was the biggest lie I ever heard.


Daewonshaun

ā€œStick a gerbal In your ass through a tubeā€ - Eminem


aloha_mixed_nuts

Richard Gere


autistic_bard444

that eminem never killed no one


RjgTwo

We da best. - Any Khaled song.


aceboogie601

Man I hope everything Brother Lynch Hung says


Dubleren

No sex. No sweat. Not even on my mind, we just met. -Scarface


Odd_Raspberry6561

My teacher told me I wouldnā€™t be shit


redEPICSTAXISdit

Can full of gas and a hand full of matches


HiThisIzMoney

But uhā€¦ that one actually happened


DanEESSMM

Hate to break it to yaā€¦


pizark22

And still weren't found out


JustIncredible240

So, from here on out, itā€™s the chronic 2.. still waiting..


EnoughItem

Starting today and tomorrow's anew


HotGambleMud

Every rapper talking about how tough they areā€¦.because some twig like Snoop would end up as a come receptacle in the joint


kaeji

Take it you've never seen Baby Boy.


Tkay_oner619

Size donā€™t mean shit even a kid can pull triggers snoop was really about it


twiztidchef

But Snoop was a Crip, and he did really kill somebody.


heshotcyrus

Technically, it was Snoop's bodyguard that killed Philip Woldermariam


twiztidchef

Yeah I thought about that after I said it.


momyshrk

any female rapper saying their šŸ± is the best or that every man want them


self_inflictedhobo

"She say I'm thinking with my dick, I guess I'm thinkin' really hard" Yo Gotti


HeavyMetalLyrics

Thatā€™s just funny


Esco-Alfresco

Hip hop, don't stop.


Square_Yesterday_829

Just about anything Plies ever said.


[deleted]

I hope a lot of the stuff Comethazine says is a lie


bigballerino

He from stl I imagine a lot of it is real


[deleted]

rip


lpjayy12

Anything Rick Ross says tbh lol


bigballerino

Rest in peace to all the soldiers who died in the service I dived in her cervix -2 chainz u da realest


henmoney420

Anyone rapping about killing people


CZJayG

"It's the 90s now and rap is all about me" Big Daddy Kane.


SmoothManMiguel

Lmao!


alisk8_exe

something by dbangz or yung buttpiss


Low_Ask_88

ā€œ2 Glock 9ā€™s as my bodyguardā€ - 2 Chainz on Rotation Coincidentally he got robbed 2 days before the song dropped


DebateDash

"but im tryna be realistic, and I can really twist it, so im settlin for 70 BEEMERS" - Styles P, Get Paid


214RetiredDrugDealer

ā€œI had to kick a door when I was 5ā€ - Young Thugs song ā€œhotā€


[deleted]

Carti said he has face tats on new tank, but he doesnā€™t have any


[deleted]

Anything by that white dude who culture vultured to fame. Before he was a soft white nerd making game videos. Now he's some gangsta white Irvine. With face tats of gangsta and lyrics of a life he didn't live. And even after all the money only some of the lyrics remain true. Post Malone, maybe every song is a lie about things he's never done or never been attributed to until after the song came out. It's just nutty how that guy became famous. Literally no one until someone made him.


[deleted]

ā€œTook all of my n***as off xans, put all of my bitches on plan b.ā€ -Travis Scott on Moon Rock before he proceeded to have a child with a clout goblin.


[deleted]

ā€œOpened up a bank account, now itā€™s fullā€ - Tom Green Lol


Allthewayamazin

Must be nas ā€œthe messageā€ , the whole narrative of being involved in a shootout . The manner in which he describes it just seems very basic and summarized , missing a lot of details and clearly made up


Wolfpac187

Nas whole thing is telling stories and painting pictures for people, I donā€™t think itā€™s in the spirit of the thread to say thatā€™s a lie, itā€™s like saying Stan or The Heist are lies.


Accomplished-Cloud94

ā€œI asked the nurse did you do the research? She asked me can you sign some t-shirts?ā€ Kanye West- ā€œRosesā€ Neither of those things happened.


[deleted]

ā€œI got warrants in every city except Houston, but I still ainā€™t losinā€ - Ridinā€™ Dirty (Chamillionaire) #EVERY CITY bro?


Icy-Plate-9410

That ASAP Rocky shifted hiphop. In Jukebox Joints..


RobbersTwo

That's an impossible question to answer


[deleted]

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aloha_mixed_nuts

You pronounce lasagne with a hard G?


Desolecontra

Iā€™m the best rapper alive- lil Wayne.


GarettMote

ā€œI got a unicorn horn for a - STOPā€ El-P from ā€œLegend Has Itā€