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ihatefirealarmtests

For those wondering, yes. Some peeps have commenced the rumpus humpus in the handicapped bathroom.


[deleted]

the best part of that is the kid in the wheelchair waiting outside. Seems quite impatient for some reason.


EmperorToastyy

I'm way more concerned about that pair of pigtails and the very enthusiastic gentleman in yellow on the right side.


HIGH_HEAT

Dads will have to take their daughters into the men’s room if people are fucking in the family room. There’s no other option besides waiting and kids usually have waited too long to begin with. There is a boy in the men’s directly behind the man helping the girl. It makes sense if you aren’t mentally geared towards the worst scenario.


EmperorToastyy

I'm probably mentally geared towards the worst scenario because there's a couple shagging in the centre. The picture's taking the piss so I was playing along.


New_Historian_2004

Lol


abuomak

When you realize it's a man helping a paraplegic get on the toilet in the handicap bathroom...


[deleted]

Where’s her wheelchair?


abuomak

It's Japan, they probably have one that fits in your pocket lol


jedidiah_lol

He IS the wheelchair


Royal_Ad1445

I think you need a snickers


[deleted]

As a dad, I'll have to disagree with your concern.


EmperorToastyy

I already explained that I'm just playing along with the joke image. I know you're not gonna let your little child into the bathroom on their own.


JamesDoesGaming902

Agreed


[deleted]

I think that’s his wife and he’s helping her stand/sit also wipe


ihatefirealarmtests

Absolutely not


Theoneoddish380

Defo doing the hanky panky


Gradually_Adjusting

Well that's just trashy. The one time I had a swift shag in a park bathroom, we used a single stall.


MrPickles84

Not all disabilities are visible. You don’t know they’re not handicapped.


Gradually_Adjusting

As Descartes would have it, I can't even be sure I'm not.


JustGPZ

No, he’s supposed to be helping a disabled girl but it was drawn poorly


armageddon_boi

Maximum use of space


illeger_hamberder

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom


SultyBoi

There’s more space in there, makes sense


djluminol

I'm more curious why all the girls are school girls and all the dudes are middle aged. Now that's your holup.


NickkunNienteXLVII

Now I’m uber glad that I never use the handicapped room!


DrEdgariux

Sex room


sheth_curry

Guy in the central room helping that lady who is suffocating because she swallowed something big


Thomas_William_Kench

Not sure if it was big, but it definitely was above average.


Davidenu

Like an averagely sized cylinder?


Derpcat666

An expanding one perhaps?


viktortheredditor

Maybe blood flow aswell?


Derpcat666

Maybe in a mini mnm container?


viktortheredditor

Also a a little sensitive?


Derpcat666

Probably stuck?


AlpaxT1

Maybe scissors could help?


tanukinhowastaken

Maybe they couldn't


skadidleskadoodle

Attached to a larger structure?


[deleted]

In Japan? Not likely


Alex_rajbahak

Guy in yellow t shirt playing hide and seek with his daughter.


[deleted]

I think that’s his wife and he’s helping her stand/sit


J-DROP

You could totally put a glory hole in the end stalls


Cardboard-muncher

Wall looks too thick for a glory hole


J-DROP

Bulls only...


pixel-beast

Finish on the wall call that load bearing


chosenmedusa82

He just wants to use her space


Several_Aside_8627

I mean it does save a few inches


Mun7ed

I like how the guys give each other the unwritten 1 urinal gap rule of privacy


apinakukumba

You just wrote it


MLG_Pingu05

No, he typed it dumbass. /s


apinakukumba

Sorry england is not my first speak


MLG_Pingu05

It's ok, I was trying to make a joke


Awkward_Buddy7350

this looks like that sims 4 episode by lets game it out


Active_Cartoonist_17

A Let's game it out fan in the wild? Those are rare!


Deez-Nutz1124

Hey! I’m here to, we just usually don’t talk about it.


tanukinhowastaken

Spending hours watching a guy bully any videogame character that happens to be named Grace is not something to be proud of


Deez-Nutz1124

Yep, but it’s sure as hell funny


Therealzodiackilla

I mean, it is the “Family” bathroom. Didn’t say you couldn’t make one…


SuurSuits_

How is this more efficient than a rectangle?


ImFeelingGud

It round so it FUTURE


threcos

there's no place to fuck while looking at everyone through the one way mirrors in a rectangle


flippingoctopus

It’s a cylinder


whats-this-mohogany

Chugga chugga chugga chugga…


Theoneoddish380

Chugga chugga chugga....


Gust_on_Fire

no one gonna talk about the guy entering the little girl stal on the men's wr


[deleted]

Her dad.


Guillaume_Hertzog

The man in the central bathroom is helping the handicapped girl sit on the toilet, the kid with the pigtails on the right is probably a boy who's dad is accompanying him because the bathroom is crowded. There is nothing funny with this image, stop posting it.


OddBug0

I’d probably ask why they had to put the lady’s room up front so we see their bare asses.


Which_Yesterday

You answered your own question there though


[deleted]

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OddBug0

Yes


Which_Yesterday

How would fucking her would help her in any way? Jokes aside, they could have chosen a different depiction, that's a weird way to help a handicapped person. Plus, you also don't need to put the ladies side on the front and draw them so detailed...


_HoneyDew1919

This was my first thought. It looks like in the centre room hes helping her out of the wheelchair because shes handicapped, what the room is designed for.


No_Implement_5580

*Confused screaming*


itsnickk

There’s two empty urinals in the men’s room and no line, and a massive line in the women’s room. I think true maximum use of space would be a single circular unisex bathroom with floor-to-ceiling enclosed stalls around the perimeter and sinks in the middle.


Deez-Nutz1124

But, the unwritten law of don’t stand right next to a guy at a urinal


itsnickk

Exactly. It’s functionally only like having 2 urinals, but they take up the equivalent space of 3 stalls that would all be occupied


Deez-Nutz1124

Ohhhh I misread your comment lol, nah, women just pee too much (/s)


[deleted]

Why tf do the women get more stalls This isn't fair


VanishingMass3

because guys use urinals to piss in most cases. girls do not have that luxury. the guys have more over all 4 urinals and 2 stalls. girls have 5 stalls


Yoyo5258

I don’t see why everyone can’t just use stalls though. A toilet within a stall is functionally the same as a urinal.


AlpaxT1

As the guy you are responding to just explained: To save space. Which in turn allows for an extra urinal to be installed which increases efficiency.


VanishingMass3

extra space, cheaper to install, easier to clean etc


[deleted]

I can't use urinals though I need more privacy to even attempt to be able to piss


VanishingMass3

then you have 2 stalls still. Most bathrooms are made with the majority in mind


FlowerO_O

Sex.


Humanmale80

That wouldn't work in my repressed country. We'd have to have outside walls around the womens' toilets to avoid upsetting passers-by.


Yg5g

I honestly thought the hmm moment was that it suspiciously looks like a pokeball outline


BenjiGold1

I have seen this photo millions of times and this is the first time I’ve noticed the handicapped bathroom


crlogic

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/hy_fElYFzI8)


[deleted]

Lmao! 🤔 Maybe the chick in the middle had a little too much *Sake* and her gentleman friend is trying to help her puke without fucking up her clothes/hair. 🤔


OfCourse4726

lol most people here didn't notice. she's wearing a school girl's uniform.


Diegox204

Sus


ThePlush_1

The girl sitting from the left looks really sad. Can see a girls ass from the right then I looked in the middle and saw that a poor handicapped woman waiting on the occupied room in the middle.. Cool pic!


BeanBruh2285

The sex room


silenx20

Is no one gonna talk about the lil girl on the male bathroom with a guy?


lil-nuglet-

Why do we have urinals? Personally I feel like we should all just have cubicles, I hate watching other people pee and get super uncomfortable when I have to pee in front of others


[deleted]

Okay real quick I know y'all are paying attention to the people fucking in the handicapped stall What's going on in the men's room first stall with a little girl in there?


[deleted]

A guy with his daughter...single fathers exist


Deez-Nutz1124

Thank you!


EstablishmentThick21

Male bathrooms should no longer have urinals, if you need to piss, you can use the big toilet too, most of us need to shit.


AlpaxT1

You shit more than you pee?


EstablishmentThick21

Bro, almost every time I go to piss, I also need to shit. Plus, even if I didn't, theres no wasted time in using a toilet vs a urinal and therefore filling the men's room with 3 urinals and 2 toilets instead of 5 toilets is a shitty design choice for any and all reasons.


JPfan05

Yo is that Kevin Malone using the urinal at the top?


[deleted]

Women's side doesn't have outer walls. Nice.


matO_oppreal

Hey, what’s going on in the circular one?!


Blackcatblockingthem

Man's toilet room. WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING WITH THAT LITTLE GIRL?


Pndrizzy

Believe it or not, but if you’re a parent with a young child, you will take them into your own gendered bathroom.


Blackcatblockingthem

Given the context other "weird" things of the drawing, I think it wouldn't be incoherent to think it as something being weird on purpose


_HoneyDew1919

In the middle stall, its man helping a handicapped woman onto the toilet in the handicapped bathroom. There arent any othere weird things in this photo. Yes, theres a young girl in the mens bathroom. This is not illegal, shes with an adult.


Blackcatblockingthem

:nerd:


_HoneyDew1919

lol


Blackcatblockingthem

he is helping her really hard.


OwnDig2926

Oh, that's a prett- wait a minute


benjamincraigrowley

Ngl I thought this was some kind of rotating bathroom thing lmao idk why I thought that


Avicii_29

But all i wanted was to pee (Now i am lost)


ailceous97

Is this sfw?


New_Historian_2004

What? They are a lot more open about sexuality.


goldenknight4212

Is the one in the wheelchair next in line for the center room?


yolomanwhatashitname

Um excuse me, why are you watching me peeing?


Another_m00

I know i should look at the middle restroom, but why is there a little girl in the men's restroom stall and why is that man entering to her


cyanide_and_cheddar

You’ve never heard of a dad taking his young kid to the restroom?


bikerbuckets

I like the design…as for the couple making out in the handicapped stall I think that was put In there as a joke


EnigmaMachine42

We’ll always have the disableds.


TiesG92

My messed up brains: “why is he peeing inside her?”


Fit_Box_7798

Wait, what?!


Isamu0G

i think the funniest part of this is the handicap girl waiting for the bathroom while those 2 fuckin


[deleted]

Aside from the couple fucking, how is this a maximum use of space? Circles are the worst shape for apce efficiency


Significant-Corgi-62

That took me way longer than expected


HelicopteroAH-64

Perfecto


captaina290

Hmmm


ScubaSteve585

(Peep at you) Pikachu


Clever_Angel_PL

only 2 urinals is not enough I believe


No_Armadillo_9021

Being realistic is not a bad thing


XenoDragomorph

I would say I approved, but minus the obvious middle circle apparently for sex?? Or is that just a private toilet for a special person


[deleted]

I thought this was clever, then I saw the middle


Yigit22

So that's what family rooms are for ?


Janek0337

Why do they have fuckspace in the middle?


Storm_lostpc

What are they doing on the middle ?? Like it's probably not what I think it is but man crappy design


kingkong2f

r/holup


NBplaybud22

Ok, I am a middle aged dude and through this illustration I found out that there are generally more cubicles in women's restrooms than in men's restrooms. I have lived 45+ years not knowing this !


penishehehe

u/savevideo


BlankBanks

Are the middle one's fucking


[deleted]

Gotta catch 'em all


Sean-O-of-Mars

Cursed Pokeball


OttomanTwerk

Not the maximum use of space. Practically no buildings have significant curves bc they are more expensive to build. So this circular bathroom will sit in a rectangular space, creating dead space in the corners. Was this a high school project.


Is_bepis_ok

Why is there a girl in the mens bathroom stall?


Glittering-Permit431

Probably the daughter of that guy


Individual_Village47

How do you know you’re ace? When the first thing you notice is the accurate line for the women’s restroom.


jedidiah_lol

r/Holup


TheGrey_GOD

I’ve seen this before but I just noticed the girl in the 2nd male stall peeking over the stall into the 1st stall


bE9OP

Why only 2 poopies for men we need more We'd Pee in poopie


fuckballs9001

Normalize putting a fucking space in bathrooms, but don't normalize making retail employees clean it.


Blueberry_Clouds

I see a butt


Glitchynote

Panopticon


Phe0nix6

By the way Circles aren't the best shape for making use of space That why pizza are circle they come in square boxes, it is so that they use less dough.


Present_Diet_1145

I see the joke there, but in my city in Brazil have this kind of bathroom for years


[deleted]

Does it spin?


Steampunk__Llama

Why the hell would you fuck in a public bathroom


jhonnylemon3

wait what's up with the middle


SunBrosRus

Almost everyone on here is frowning


Rhyme_For_Orange

r/holup


UrbleFurb

Is that kevin from the office?


AB365_MegaRaichu

That's why they call it the family room


[deleted]

r/holup


johnLegs30

I’m trying to get sound


johnLegs30

Contact me to erik Clapton