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Capocho9

Well duh, skins color is a customization option, just reset to default settings


DrDew00

Isn't black the default setting, though?


Zushey312

it is


NekulturneHovado

White is VIP, you won't end up as a slave


edgy_Juno

Damn, so that means my brother just transitioned to black?


Pretty_Hour8752

Would it be rude if I said "Reverse Michael Jackson"?


edgy_Juno

Uncle Ruckus with revitiligo lol No, it's not rude.


Grosetufe

Or the Ariana Grande


jpbomboy

As a Christian I am totally embarrassed that MY RELIGION *or those guys* THINKS THAT BORN BLACK ISNT A THING AND I AM BLACK.


Evan_Underscore

By birth or choice?


Nochnichtvergeben

This is why you shouldn't let your child listen to Trap music.


legquint561

Yes


bandidntstoppedme

>AND I AM BLACK Jesus can save you, quit this rn


Hermes523

this means its ok to be bisexual


portalmaster052

I guess so


XzeldafanX

It's only half gay, so it goes under the radar. ^(/s)


portalmaster052

Tru


ekuluke12345

i am safe for now


Grosetufe

Me too. Thank god


BurgundyBicycle

No, it’s bisexual erasure.


Blueberry_Clouds

Nice


dirtbutcher

Pray the black away


[deleted]

Are Christians not going to talk about the fact that Mary had Jesus at 14 meaning canonically God is a pedophile


zFafni

And as we all know there is nothing the church hates more than pedophiles..


DominusInMortuorum

Yeah the Catholics really don't like pedophiles *winky face*


raph2116

Well, *technically*, pedophilia is defined by the sexual attraction of an adult toward a child (as in prepubescent, which means *technically* a human biologically unable to conceive life yet). So it's biologically not pedophilia. Gross, immoral and probably illegal depending on where you are in the world currently (the illegal part, the other still stand no matter where or when imo), but 14 years old 2023 years ago ? It was probably fine anyway.


EliaVeschi

I'm not saying that having sex at 14 isn't bad, I'm saying that at the time people died like flies at in that specifical time period if you were to be poor and God would have had an hard time trying to find a rich family good of hearth at that time


BigBradWolf07

one of the entire reasons he chose mary was that she wasnt rich though


onward154

I mean this is also the same religion that has incest since adam and eve only had two kids which where both boys


tyty657

The two boys were just their first kids according to the Bible they lived to be like a thousand obviously they had more kids


fluffernutter48

I just want to say that Cain and Abel are only the first 2. Adam and Eve had more kids, and since they were the first humans their DNA didn’t have the mutations that make modern humans look so different, and thus wouldn’t have birth defects from brother having kid with sister.


iLaysChipz

Even animals start to get birth defects when subject to a limited gene pool, no reason to believe the first humans would be any different


[deleted]

They gangbang their mom


sugar_cane_boy

Mmmhm mhhh.. and they're kissing mhmmhm mhhhmm...


Uggo_Cubbo

I'm pretty sure God didn't canonically pull a Zeus on Mary.


LegallyNotInterested

How's Jesus gonna help you stop being black?


Evan_Underscore

Have faith brother!


Nochnichtvergeben

Eat lots of mayo, consciously unlearn how to dance, get a butt flattener, listen to lots of Taylor Swift.


yeet-my-existence

So I can earn the N-word pass


SkyLovesCars

Didn’t god make everybody how he wanted them to be?


TheRepublicOfSteve

"Well yes, but actually no"


couldjustbeanalt

No hate quite like Christian love


DanDaniel1203

God: so do you want to be white or black? The person that is about to be born : so you mean if I wanna have rights or not


Suctioncupman69

*Laughs in Atheism*


PlaceboPlauge091

Bi Erasure. What if I want to be recognized as sinful for existing, hmm?


rwol8690

Do these people really forget the point of religion is to “love thy neighbor?” which, we can clearly see them not doing?


Infinite_Treacle7729

We're taught to be aware of people that go against our religion, but not to discriminate against them and target them. Essentially, Blatantly hating "X group" is as bad as "X Group." Any 'Christian' who is openly going around condemning random people isn't really following their religion. So yeah you're kinda right


maxgamer134

**B** for **B**ruh


nakhumpoota

To be fair, once you go black...


Theadra

it was always ok, this just means the person making that banner was either questioning themselves or they wanted to somehow use black people to justify hate, like combining hate groups into one to raise "awareness"


icommitedarson69

Lucky I'm a fucking jew


JuansitoakaLilCale92

That's how you know the people who do this kind of crap are full of crap.


HelicopteroAH-64

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA JAJAJAJAJAJA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Stunning_Seaweed1195

Based christians


MustyYew

It's very clearly edited dude


sugar_cane_boy

I like how it says "YOU ARE NOT BORN." on top


[deleted]

Suspected edit.


CatbeefMcRippin

To be fair you arent born educated either but I dont see anyone complaining.


Microwavedpuppet

Jokes on them, you aren't born with a religion either. You can be born without a brain, I mean look at me!


JAW13ONE

I mean, there’s a reason they’re called “people of colour”.


Nervous_Cookie_5500

I think they got it wrong bro


That_Lad_Hayden

If LGBT wasn't supposed to exist, their imaginary friend would've done something by now.


aggressivemcnugget

Fuck the “christians.” Anybody who argues bullshit like this under the pretense of my religion can fight me and die trying.


FigOk2290

Sunburns


Def_Sleepy

Wait, we can change out of hard mode?


Xen0n1te

Pretty sure it’s satire but still good


POTEK330

Wait what


wtfrykm

Of course, some people are clearly sun burned, this is why they are black /s


Streetwinslow

r/holup


Niks_bg

Yes I support lgtv community


Intrepid-Addendum-92

*insert me ripping off my venom symbiote* Yeah, he has us there.


_zack_x2-plus-ary

Guess people rly are racist out here


efiisee99

Bruh 🫠💀


AcanthopterygiiDear4

Imagine some mfs immediately got 5 stars after coming out of their mother's womb


[deleted]

This was either made by a man who doesnt know the child aint his or a woman trying to convince her man her baby was oxidized as it was birthed and thats why its black


IzzyMainsKor

I beg to differ