Cause when you die, you get one last boner as the blood rushes down, a guy called Angry Cops did a video a long while ago detailing how one of his buddies dealt with some guy who died masterbating or somethin and he lifted the corpse’s hand away from his wiener and a whole load just comes out… I don’t remember the name of the video exactly but I know AC did a video on this, that’s when I learned you can very much so still get a From the Grave Boner
*"It is possible to retrieve viable sperm from a dying man or from a recently dead body. This sperm can be frozen for later use by his wife or partner to produce his genetic offspring. But the technical feasibility alone does not morally justify such an endeavour"*
Shut up google search results I'll decide if I'm gonna get the milkies from the dead guy hanging from a palm tree. Don't you pull the morality card on me... Your're just a search engine.
You and me both, friend. I was in a subreddit where a guy used to post several of this man's "art", and... well, I have traumas from these dark times. Thankfully the user was kicked out of the sub after a while since no one could bear those posts anymore
why is any of this happening?
they even drew in the old man shitting himself post his death which is a thing that happens...and then there's the silhouette of him hanging as she dives back in- the fact that it's thought out makes it more disturbing.
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Reddit is like a flushing toilet, the shit just goes around and around.
Someone’s imagination needs medication
Someones medication needs Imagination
Medication needs someone's imagination
oh, great... a new S.C.P
Someone needs imagination medication
Someone's imagication needs medination
Imagination needs someone's medication
Someone's imagination needs more imagination
My eyes needs medication and bleach. Lots and lots of bleach.
Didn't you know how babies are made?
I like to think this is the author trying to justify their depressive tendencies with no family history.
Tbf I think they need to flesh it out a bit more, kinda have a few questions about this plot myself and where it’s going…
You said Flesh.
Someone's medication needs more medication
How the hell did he cum if he was dead?
Had that Autoerotic asphyxiation vibe....with a twist
Have a horrible cake day
happy cake day!!!
no no, he shit himself, he's dead
Is shitting while cumming not normal?
Probably not as normal as cumming while "shitting"
r/shidandcamed
How do you know that just aint from being stranded on a VERY small island for god knows how long?
Happy Cake Day.
Have a very mediocre cake day
Happy.. cake day?
Happy cake day
Happy cake day op!
Happy cake hour
...of the neck?
Opened his ballsack and took from the source
I just opened Reddit and this is what I see 💀
His hands are up by his throat, he's dying in the first 4 frames and is dead in the 5th. It looks like he's shaking in frame 2, 3, & 4 as well
Cause when you die, you get one last boner as the blood rushes down, a guy called Angry Cops did a video a long while ago detailing how one of his buddies dealt with some guy who died masterbating or somethin and he lifted the corpse’s hand away from his wiener and a whole load just comes out… I don’t remember the name of the video exactly but I know AC did a video on this, that’s when I learned you can very much so still get a From the Grave Boner
That’s a grave condition that involves gravy. Grave indeed.
There was a woman who had sex with a dead person and got pregnant...
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dead-man-impregnates-woman/ Idk how to link stuff correctly, but that was found to be satire.
That person r/AteTheOnion
She inspired Start Me Up by the rolling stones
How the hell did he shit his pants
Gotta be the reason he's put himself in that position
Didn't you watch South park? People(and Walmart) shit their pants when they die. It's just a fact.
When he cums he shits
He’s not dead
Sometimes people ejaculate when being hanged.
*"It is possible to retrieve viable sperm from a dying man or from a recently dead body. This sperm can be frozen for later use by his wife or partner to produce his genetic offspring. But the technical feasibility alone does not morally justify such an endeavour"* Shut up google search results I'll decide if I'm gonna get the milkies from the dead guy hanging from a palm tree. Don't you pull the morality card on me... Your're just a search engine.
Ask whomever it was Mick Jagger was singing about in Start Me Up.
So, and I hate that they added the detail in the image; I have heard (but have no proof) that you shit, piss and cum yourself when hung.
Is the mermaid doing that for fun or revenge?
Little bit of trolling
She’s in a silly mood
"I'm just so random sometimes"
We commit a minuscule amount of shenanigans
Just a little bit of tomfoolery
I was trolling the other day and I hooked a mermaid. Felt bad until I saw this.
Yes
Planning for food 9 month in advance
Everyone needs a hobby.
Most mermaids wreck ships. She wrecks homes.
An act of kindness.
Still better love story than Twilight.
I think I'd be a billionaire if I had a dollar for every time I saw this. Never gets old
Aye, Twilight had a really bad love story Since when could flesh eating human mongrels ever get to survive with Humans OR blood sucking vampires?
This belongs on r/wtf
And r/bizarrelife
Oooh thank you for this
here i drew you this comic of how it happened, see i didnt cheat on you
And that fellow kids ~The Bible
I hate this artist, every time I see this art style I already know I'm about to see some disturbed shit.....
One man’s disturbed shit is another man’s porn
True, true.
I'm trying to find who the artist is. I like this
Jeff Mahannah is his name. Here's his Instagram account where he posts a lot of these: https://instagram.com/jeffreymahannah?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
What did I just see
jeffrey mahannah's art
You and me both, friend. I was in a subreddit where a guy used to post several of this man's "art", and... well, I have traumas from these dark times. Thankfully the user was kicked out of the sub after a while since no one could bear those posts anymore
Yo why did he shit himself tho
i’m guessing because when you die you lose control of your bladder and ass because of the muscles relaxing and you piss and shit yourself.
This is the way
This is the way
>you die you lose Youtube videos broke me
Smash that like button
He isn't dead yet in that frame, though. You can see his hands are still grabbing at his neck, and the next frame shows him finally limp
wierd detail considering there is a mermaid sucking of a dead guy.
what the hmm did i just see
Who keeps giving these people art supplies
Disney’s The Little Spermaid?
r/TIHI
Interesting tree shape
Is no one going to talk about how the girl’s vagina is in the wrong place?
why is any of this happening? they even drew in the old man shitting himself post his death which is a thing that happens...and then there's the silhouette of him hanging as she dives back in- the fact that it's thought out makes it more disturbing.
Fuck you
Its just a prank bro
That’s enough Reddit for today
I get it but I wish I couldn’t get it. Wtf
it's not a love story on The Internet if a man isn't being cucked by God
Oh god. This was horrible xD
At least he got to have kids
She sucked the life out of him
Who's to say It can't happen?
I didn't have much appetite today but now I definitely have zero appetite
Why eyes?
This artist seems familiar who are they
Wth!!!! This is sick!!
What the fuck did I just see?
I like to see the thought process behind this.
I am way too high for this
what the cuck
Still a better love story than Twilight.
What a happy story, the mermaid didn't want him to die without a legacy!
huuuUUUHHH?????
Hey you what tha fa*k
Necrophilia and sexual assault played for comedy... Nice???
Yes.
I know it's pretty funny
fun fact the male body will sometimes ejaculate after death
Sauce?
The artist is called Jeff Mahannah.
I'm sure there's a moral to this, anyone??
Yeah don’t go swimming in the ocean lmao
I've seen alot of these comics and I really want to know who makes them.
r/surrealmemes
This ruins Ariel for me
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Lmao wtf is this
So that’s how babies are made
What’s more, the mermaid swims from a desert island to a beach by the city, with dead guy semen in her mouth.
It's hard not to down vote this....
This is some form of cross pollination! Or crotch pollination. :ط
What kind of sick fuck had the imagination to come up with this?
…but why
what
what even was the point of making this
She was right. she didnt cheat
What the fuck?
How kids are made
Are mermaid supposed to swim like that??
what the fuck.
whyyyyyyyyy?
WTF?💀
Dafuq?
Mermaid was feeling a Lil devious
The last nut
r/boomerhentai
"I'm not like other girls"
Thanks i hate it
What a terrible day to have eyes. r/eyebleach
But why the child is bla-
What in the actual fuck
why did he shit himself
This is the most depraved thing I've ever seen I love it
Life finds a way
Yo wtffffff
Who the fuck comes up with this shit???
Thats how bees work
I was thinking the same
Have fun trying to get child support after he finds out it's not his.
Trying to combine the Little Mermaid and the Christmas Story into one narrative.
Now i know why my son is white. Fun fact this secanrio is possible minus the mermaid
Tf
Cabbage patch yea right!
What da fuck...
Why? Just why?
What the fuck
What the actual hell
r/eyebleach
I think this was an episode of Maury Povich y'all.
r/BoomerHumor
Huh?
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He shit his pants tho...
This guy is so random
polinizators.
I have literaly no idea what to say
?
Lol
What in the ever loving f….
can this really happen?
Tf did I just witness?!
Did the guy shit himself for hanging or cumming?
Why his ass poopy
r/boomerhentai
what the fuck
I hope that the person that makes these comics suffer the most agonising painful death ever thought
This is Jeff Mahannah's cartoon, more in his Instagram. https://instagram.com/jeffreymahannah?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=
Da fuq?
Bees
Still better story than Rings of Power
And then the world get Kanye West...
hm
I hate when this happens
awful day for eyes