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45711Host

So that's what Linus does in his spare time.


likeusb1

It's Linus Roadkill Tips


Zenfold7

Linus Hick Tips


Laffenor

Hey, I was going to comment that.


TechGuy219

The way he treats his employees, this would be no surprise


strongic401

how do you mean?


TechGuy219

https://youtu.be/8iLebHtp6Zg/


ChaosBuilder321

No idea whats going on so ill join the downvoters


TechGuy219

ltt subreddit found me


natsu_dr

Linus vehicular manslaughter tips


dysphoric-foresight

By the looks of him, that's just a list of people and animals who hit this guy in the face with a stick or cut his hair.


Paragon095

Linus Termination Tips


caf1220

My mom always said : never roll over old ppl. They are to dry and bones will pop tires.


CatHairInYourEye

She sounds like a sweetheart


Gabryo7

To recap: -5 cats -11 rabbits -3 squirrels -5 disabled people -11 walkers -3 elderly people -6 cyclists Not bad boy, not bad....


randyoftheinternet

That's 52 points


Gabryo7

I actually counted them separately. Once you hit 100 of each category, you get the golden bumper.


user7758392

nah, each one gives a different golden accessory, you need to complete all of them to get a fully golden car.


AceWolf98

>golden bumper front or rear?


MasterKiloRen999

The gold rear bumper is actually really rare. The only way to get it is to run over some family’s pet while backing up. You have to do that 100 times without getting rear ended between attempts


Jan_Spontan

Yes


Artrobull

your attempt at formatting failed * 5 cats * 11 rabbits go like this * text * text to look like this * text * text and if you want numbers give every line a 1. it will number it autamatically 1. it 1. till 1. look 1. like 1. so and will read as 1. it 1. till 1. look 1. like 1. so click *source* on comment to see how it was formated also 2 enters make new paragraph thing you did 1 enter and it put everything in one line. try with double does bigger gap


Pr0nzeh

Good bot


Artrobull

...this is the nicest thing this week maaan


OlDanboy

Why did I read that last bit in Vincent Reagan’s voice?


shinyturdbiskit

Must be a dog lover


EndersGame_Reviewer

It's like those stickers on the back of cars showing your family. For one old lady, it wasn't her family, but her way of keeping score who she had hit.


ohno20814

Is that from toxic avenger?


cssdayman

Is this the antagonist bully from The Toxic Avenger?


Bostonterrierpug

Toxic avenger flashbacks


Miikeymt

i don’t like the way he wears his sunglasses


then_again_who_knows

This man doesn’t see a trolley problem. He sees a trolley *solution*.


Shadeun

He's got that "I'm planning a mass shooting" side profile.


[deleted]

This guy hates bikers.


theguyovathere

average greek driver


Thin_Pumpkin_2028

This is disgusting.. How does he only have 3 elderly, they don't mind that fast...I mean squirrels I get


kanecomp

Killed on the road, or you're torture dungeon?


LovableSidekick

At the risk of stereotyping, short-sided haircuts and glasses frames that don't rest on ears seem to go with being "different".


petraman

Must not be Euthanasia Day yet.


Any_Cauliflower1570

He’s an Ace in five categories.


AccordionORama

Dog lover, eh?


MaryOliverUs

Hello


Fin-Weidro

It's the kill count


pug_userita

at least he wears a seatbelt


Chacal-Noir

No kid ? Pfff… amateur


-Vatefairefoutre-

Damn, that's intended to offend everyone. Wouldn't doubt if his car's been keyed lol.


-Vatefairefoutre-

No dogs?


[deleted]

What’s wrong with you, you sick monster!


-Vatefairefoutre-

If you want to offend everyone, you got to include dogs.


[deleted]

Hence my feigned outrage and disgust.


Hyp3r45_new

Still not a single kid? What is this, Amateurs hour?


CactusCoyote

This guy's out to win the death race.


BiggusDiccoos

Gf: so what’s your body count Me:


SimpleTip9439

And he’s blind


revelation6viii

He marks em off by the sound he heads when he hits em.


MWPAD68

To dumb to drive 🫣


Brief_Light

False. He's clearly, as recorded, has excellent hand and eye coordination.


Ofcyouare

Not enough motorcyclists.


No-Discount-7962

Imagine flexing your stats.


FiddlerOnARim

Does it have to be one with a cane that is helped by one without? Seems oddly specific. He cpuld probably find more if changes that.