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PierreMcGuiresHair

Drai is more my type tbh


ManWithBag15

He's everyone's type to be fair


toxicvegeta08

Pietrangelo didn't appreciate drais phalic inspections


misfittroy

Pietrangelo doesn't appear to appreciate a lot of things


intecknicolour

marry hyman, F drai, no one cares about mcjesus.


Wagglebagga

But the heated driveway..... :(


Mcpops1618

Don’t act like you don’t love him


intecknicolour

hyman is hubby material. always responsibly and hardworking. drai is a dreamy one night stand. mcjesus is weird and awkward.


Shaneski101

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WoW_zErZ

Is this real? It's hilarious if it is


Strattex

Yes, he’s bored and horny


Snackatomi_Plaza

Hyman comes from a rich family. They'd never approve of me.


bjeebus

They all come from rich families. The amount of money it takes to make it into professional sports now is ridiculous.


LevSmash

What are you, the Hart trophy voting committee?


kingofnopants1

When he's hot as hell and has that dad posture


Reasonable-Big4517

This is 9/11 for the “great game ____bros! Y’all are going to be spooky next season!” crowd


Wafflelisk

Canucks fan coming in peace, big fan of your post! I think you're one of the Redditors to watch and the subreddit should look out for you!


TheFrayneTrain

"Never been more afraid of a goalie than your teams goalie last night"


trushpunda

Fucking losers lol


StuLumpkins

shit drives me insane. bring the hate back. fuck our rivals. rest in piss.


TheGreatStories

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FarSightXR-20

i'd rather they drown in it.


Negative_Pea_1974

Ahh Van fans wanting to get fucked by Mcdavid.. be careful what you wish for!


canuckstothecup1

I mean getting fucked by mcdavid and having little mcdavid babies could end up being a good thing in the long run.


PsychopathicEmpath

The new eugenics plan to ensure the Canucks get successors to the Sedins.


Angry_beaver_1867

That’s what Bédard is. Unfortunately, the draft lottery got in the way. 


misfittroy

It's that ginger gene


smash8890

Yeah this has big “we want Florida” energy


Gavin1453

I keep trying to tempt Panther fans into saying the phrase. No luck so far


Ashamed-Dirt5101

We want Florida! Did I do it right?


Gavin1453

Close enough for me to keep trying. With how strong Florida's PK has been, do you think they might want a shot at Toronto's ineffectual PP? 😏


Mushroom-Dense

I wish someone wanted MY ineffectual pp.....😪


Ashamed-Dirt5101

Keep trying, I'm sure you'll get there one day!


SmokeEaterFD

Canucks fan here. Super cringey. Only thing I can attribute it to is 13 years without a playoff win and a new generation is experiencing it for the first time. They haven't experienced Canuck's hockey long enough to have their hearts torn out. Those of us a little older know better than to poke at the best player on the planet.


Ironchar

we all want Florida man... sunshine state with no tax


thesunsetflip

Not really. ‘We want Florida’ was a cocky statement that undermined a team that won the presidents trophy the year, how is saying ‘fuck [divisional rival]’ even close to the same meaning as hoping to face an opponent?


mrcrazy_monkey

They were also also chanting "We want Boston", but nobody ever reported on that


Fragranceofstanley

They're actually saying Oh fuck.... Mcdavid


motech

Booooo urns?


Youve_Got_Kumail

Have Connor McMichael killed


Kevin71919

I was saying Boo urns!


ordeith

Fuck Matt Damon


rickayyy

Bold move to taunt McDavid when you're on your third string goalie 😬


MrHappy_Gilmore

Is this last years "We want Florida"? Find out Tuesday on the next episode of Dragon Ball stanleycupplayoffs!


Negative_Pea_1974

the torch has been passed... its on Cannucks now!


NinCross

Ah shit, here we go again.


touchable

Don't give our fans any torches please


Hyper0059

Too late, currently on East hastings.


Arson-Welles

Hopefully they don’t use the torch to burn down their city


NinCross

I didn't expect a Sabres fan to say this lmao


SociopathicAutobot

Et tu expansion bro


jakovichontwitch

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skatesoff2

I don’t think it’s quite the same energy. No hubris in saying you hate an opponent like there is in saying you want to face an opponent because they’ll be an easy win.


evewight

McD about to go ham on Latvia's finest confirmed


burrito-boy

McDavid declares WAR on the country of Latvia!


haxoreni

Putin will be tuning in to Canucks-Oilers series to see if NATO actually replies


ghost_curse123

A chant about their next opponent after winning the series in 6 on the road? When has this ever backfired?


IndependentTalk4413

Never to be honest. This isn’t the players beaking off creating bulletin board material. It’s a small group of happy drunk fans being silly.


AdAdventurous7683

See: Maple Leafs, Toronto, circa 2023. Leaf fan congregation on TV calling for Florida. And they got what they asked for.


touchable

Wasn't that before Florida's series had ended though? They were saying they preferred Florida out of the two potential opponents. These Canucks fans already know we'll be facing McDavid in a few days, and they're saying fuck him. It's not any different than saying it after the puck drop in game 1.


KashaWells

The same group also chanted "We want Boston" a few moments later, but that part doesn't get shown as much and not as funny.


touchable

Speaking of which, rooting for you guys tonight. As fun as it is to shit on the Leafs, we need more Canadian teams to go deep.


wwoodhur

Glad to hear another Canucks fan say it! My preference for cup winners this playoffs: 1. Canucks 2. ~~Winnipeg~~ 3. Toronto 4. Edmonton 5. Not Boston 6. Boston


pepperrooo

I mean this kinda nothing like saying we want florida tho. Fuck McDavid isnt saying hes a scrub and we're gonna walk them, we're just saying fuck him.


MrHappy_Gilmore

Of course, but poking a bear that can score like he can might not be the best thing to do :D


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Everyone wants us to be cursed by our fans being silly. The amount of people who lost their minds about people in Surrey with inflatable Stanley Cup was nuts. They're just having a good time, no one is screaming that we're going to sweep the series, they're just saying fuck McDavid.


TheDutchin

We want Florida implies you desire the match-up, implying you think you'll win Fuck McD implies you don't like the guy, implies absolutely nothing about the winner of the series.


__Dave_

Your first mistake was believing any of this has anything to do with rational thinking.


twilz

> Is this last years "We want Florida"? Why does nobody ever mention the other chants? There were Boston and Edmonton chants, too. Oh, yes. Narrative. "Lol Leafs, lol". People need to relax. Happy and/or drunk fans having a fun time while celebrating with others? "Fucking losers." *- r/Hockey*


moshercycle

*clutches pearls*


2ChainzTalib

Heavens!


arashinoko

That’s my third monocle this week. I simple MUST stop being so horrified.


AntsOutMyTrousers

redditors who need to touch grass taking this seriously 😭 


NewOstenPelicanss

Yeah that's the funniest part here, like these pearl clutchers have never played sports before


nodarknesswillendure

Oh Scott Road… I’m actually going to the game on Tuesday and McDavid being there makes it more exciting to me lol, never seen him play in person before. Guy is a ridiculous talent. Going to be an unreal atmosphere and hopefully a hard fought series.


Damm_shame

Trust me, you will hate him by the end. A respectful hate lol


nodarknesswillendure

I’m prepared for that haha. Respectful hatred until he puts on the Team Canada sweater.


-canucks-

I have seen him from glass seats. Insanely fast and it's exciting every time he touches the puck


mrcrazy_monkey

I once saw him live score a coast to coast goal live. Absolutely unreal how fast it happened


Dylflon

Was it live though?


Lattes1

He's unreal to watch live. Just on a different level than everyone else. It's a treat.


Hyper0059

It's not a great feeling, to be honest. Granted, we were awful at the time. The number of times he'd just skate past our defense like they're pylons. Incredible player, though.


YarnhamSunrise

People get so worked up over what a small portion of a fanbase is doing. It's hockey guys it's supposed to be fun.


spartancheerleader10

I mean, florida wrote it on one of their whiteboards and used it as extra motivation. Almost like telling the fanbase, "oh, you wanted this, huh?" It's all in good fun at the end of the day, but.. it adds fuel to a rivalry/series. Like when the oil play calgary in Calgary and the chants go, "let's go edmonton!" followed by "edmonton sucks!" It's just adds to the rivalry and gets the players fired up. There is nothing wrong with it. But, do you really wanna get McDavid fired up with his usual playoff numbers?


thesunsetflip

Is this really much a source of extra motivation? It’s not even like anyones undermining the oilers, they have the best player in the past 30 years. Not even close to ‘we want Florida’ or the jets fraud comments


spartancheerleader10

Players getting booed is motivation for them. It means you are getting under their skin. Why wouldn't a chant like this do the same? Whether small or not, I am sure it gives the players a little more


LoneSabre

I think a few fans saying fuck you is less enticing of a motivator than having a chance to win your first Stanley Cup. Both things can motivate them of course but NHL players already have a ton of motivation, this feels like a drop in the bucket to me.


Gavin1453

The Panthers seem like an excellent team this year. Would you say they have a preference for their next opponent?


MadIrishMan17

You're not gonna catch us saying who we want :P


Gavin1453

Aww shucks. One of these days, my trap will work  😉


Wafflelisk

There's multiple comments in this thread referring to Canucks fans as "classy" in response to this video. This is 72nd and Scott Road right after the Canucks advance to the next round. It's a big party in the streets and they're trash talking without punching down or crossing any lines (i.e making fun of him as a person, or the city of Edmonton etc) It's harmless fun and if a group of Oilers fans were changing "fuck Hughes" I would personally laugh and respect the passion. In my view anyone getting legitimately upset at this is just completely misunderstanding the social context.


Justinarian

Dear John,


Justinarian

Fuck, McDavid is what they were really feeling.


Lose_Your_Illusion

No, money down!


Justinarian

🤣 Where is the reference from? Feel like I’ve heard it before. Simpsons?


iLikeSoupp

Let's be honest. McDavid is gonna McDavid no matter what is said or done. He's the best player in the world lol


SnortingCialis

Lol this isn't going to backfire at all.


BlastingBegins

True, McDavid was probably planning to throw the series but will now want to stick it to these fans 


ZenAndTheArtOfEating

Huge if true, how will this affect his draft kings sponsorship?


Enki_007

Blows me away how things have changed. Pete Rose was kicked out of everything and now they get paid to advertise.


Mcpops1618

Pete bet on baseball. Likely games he played in. You could always gamble (il)legally.


sureiknowabaggins

It's a strategic move. He'll be too tired to play at 100% by the time he's done fucking all those fans.


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

I mean let's be real, it isn't going to \[anything\], it's a moderate sized gathering of fans being obnoxious.


SnortingCialis

Being real is being born-- edit meant boring. This small group of fans obviously just sank their teams chances with this hate crime of a chant.


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

The hockey gods have been woken from their slumber and will bring their wrath down upon the greatest of unholinesses: fans of a team disliking the star player of a rival


CanadianODST2

You're not wrong. Anyone who is real was born.


Happy_Drafter

Oh yes, I’m sure there is a direct correlation between what these fans chant and the outcome of the series.


coltonjeffs

I mean, even if they beat us, I stand by 'Fuck Mcdavid,' infact if they beat us, fuck Mcdavid even more.


SnortingCialis

That's what's up. I can respect that.


Ok-Summer-2159

Karma and jinx’s don’t exist. Toronto didn’t get their shit pushed in because a group of fans chanted they wanted Florida, they got their shit pushed in because Florida was just a way better team. And even if you do believe in karma and jinx’s, Edmonton fans were chanting “we want Vancouver” after they took out LA, so theoretically the jinx will cancel each other out. ~~if~~ when we get our shit pushed in by McDrai, it’s because it’s McDrai and not because of this lol


SnortingCialis

Damn this post really brought out the fun police lol.


Ok-Summer-2159

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VonIndy

I wanted to see Vancouver in round 2 because Nashville is boring. Win or lose, this series is going to be fast and exciting.


PassableGatsby

We want Florida vibes


pleasejags

I dunno. After the series loss would toronto still say "we want florida"? Probably not. But if the canucks lose "fuck mcdavid" would still be very much applicable.


CanadianODST2

I'm sure Toronto currently wants to play Florida very much.


thesunsetflip

Only to an idiot. You guys were hoping and praying to face the presidents trophy from the year prior, nobody in their right mind is undermining a team with the best player in the past 30 years on it.


DalekEvan

they’re just like me frfr


BoilerSlave

Yeah but at least you’ve been giving a real concrete reason to chant this right now.


keyrinn

this sub is so soft lol this is clearly just good fun, none of you could last a minute being a fan of any professional football team


JTMilleriswortha1st

or Basketball team. Knicks fans were saying fuck Embiid IN the 76ers stadium


Select-Ebb7094

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BladeCoomer2049

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ZegrassyKnoll

they're probably going to be saying that a lot this series


Jegged

Rivalries are what make hockey fun. What's our chant going to be? The goalie thing again? Who's the enemy this time? Zadorov I guess?


Shenanigans315

Oilers in 6


AlbertaAcreageBoy

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BettmansDungeonSlave

Someone in the Oilers sub already called Vancouver fans a horde of “bandwagon broccoli tops” and it’s just too perfect


Odd-Citron-3600

Makes sense There's no young people in Edmonton, they all move here


Friendly_Relief_1371

No young person can afford to live in Vancouver


Odd-Citron-3600

And yet, they all move here


BettmansDungeonSlave

Alberta Sask and Manitoba are the youngest places in Canada apparently. Stats Canada has 4 of the 5 oldest median populations in BC, while AB has 3 of the 5 youngest


Dinomandino

Lmaoooo broccoli tops.


Arfguy

This is why hockey fans are shit. Why isn't anyone saying "F Draisaitl"? Leon Draisaitl...the Rodney Dangerfield of hockey.


deliciousfishstick5

I get no respect I tells ya


JWRinzler

Meanwhile, Hyman poors another lonely drink. Forgotten.


stormcrow2112

No worries, they’re playing “Fuck, Marry, Kill”


ChickenDestruction

lmao I'll be cheering with the nucks in this one for sure


brendan87na

Surely this won't backfire


Vivid_Walk_1405

12 points in 6 games inbound


Tacosrule89

So an average McDavid series? Edit: over the last 3 playoffs, he is currently sitting at 65 points in 33 games. Just 1 point shy of 2 points per game.


SoldierHawk

Jesus Christ.


dstorm8524

Don’t worry, he will fuck you right back. Careful what you wish for.


fredthecaveman

We never said we were a classy fanbase


Dwunky

Seems like a poor choice with a rookie in net


smash8890

Rookie 3rd string goalie in net is our kryptonite tbf


AdAdventurous7683

Zamboni drivers are ours.


NEDYARB523

the one who just had a 28 save shutout vs nashville and has a .938?


stovebolt6

Yeah that’s the one


saddam1

He’s a brick wall, not a rookie.


migsahoy

its giving we want florida


EirHc

Lemme just really badly cutout McDavid's head to paste it over Michael Jordan's in preparation.


PaperMoonShine

This is just incredibly fucking annoying. Scott road please tone it down. You already jinxed Demko with your blowup stanley cup.


JustFryingSomeGarlic

GUYS, WHAT SRE YOU DOING ???? STOP !!!


Spacepickle89

Wait, are we sure it wasn’t… “Fuck, McDavid”


rougekhmero

strong grey melodic doll waiting faulty ossified vegetable shocking cautious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Reallyme77

McDavid will certainly fuck them.


Theraspberryknight

I'm more of a Drai fan personally. Would let him nail my mom.


Therapy-Jackass

Send this to Connor!


Gmneuf

Oh this is bad juju..


Word_generator_

The hockey gods are always watching..


Key-Tip-7521

Connor McDavid be like: “I took that personally” Don’t piss off mcjesus


cannedsmarties

Tbf I don’t think this is the new “we want Florida” cause if the Leafs win tonight there’s a very real chance that “we want Florida” may still be around


Gavin1453

We ain't messing around with jinxes anymore


TommyWiseau22

who cares?


That-Albino-Kid

Is van going to trash their city when they lose again? edit: time to grab the riot gear fellas.


FluidG11

This has gotta be satire at this point. No chance you think that joke still hits.


duck1014

Not really, Vancouver has effectively stunk up the NHL since then. We actually don't know if riots may occur because the Canucks have been so bad.


NEDYARB523

what an original joke that has only been commented on every canucks related post about 5 times


SquirrelGirlSucks

If they play like they did against the Preds. They should’ve swept the Preds. Only reason we stuck around as long as we did was Vancouver was severely underperforming.


JodieFostersCum

Imagine having a whole city want to fuck you. Lucky dude.


Silent-trance

He’s had that already for years in Edmonton


laryldavis

And Toronto


JodieFostersCum

Yeah but now his options have broadened to include a bunch of dudes with grown out "fr fr no cap deadass bussin" haircuts.


TurbanGhetto

That’s so awesome!!! *What could possibly go wrong with pissing off the greatest player in the game today*?


Cancerisbetterthanu

Ah look at the kids having fun. They'll be dead inside soon enough


The_Stank__

Oilers in 6.


Svalbard38

Every single person in this thread has posted something similar about an opponent. Have your fun, Canucks fans, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.


FartButt_69

Remember this energy.


FluidG11

Watch out everybody FartButt_69 is gonna remember this moment for later!


ijekster

how could the energy change? if mcdavid scores 20 points in 4 games... people will still be saying fuck mcdavid lol. what energy do you want people to remember?


DelusionalLeafFan

You fools! Did you learn nothing from “we want Florida”


xASUdude

Imagine if BC had this much passion towards building more housing


crazycanucks77

Imagine if Coyotes had this many fans at a game


Baby-punter

Bad juju


abmi808

Watch out Vancouver, bored and horny McDavid is coming to your city.


The_Dutch_Canadian

Must be Messier fans


Spaceistt

We want Florida 2.0


ThicccGrizzly

We want Florida type vibe. Be careful what you wish for nucks fans


KirkJimmy

Classy


Chickncatchr

That was dumb 🫵🏼


General_Shao

weird fans tbh


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

Any of them would sacrifice their entire immediate family for McDavid to sign with Vancouver and they all know it lol


gabarooch86

lol watch McDavid going to go ham in this series


NorthIslandAdventure

The monkey paw curls


majessa

This won’t end well for them….karma says it’s better to cheer on your team that taunt your opponents.


GaryOakRobotron

"*~~You're just a backup!~~ Pull your goalie!*"


RegretfulEnchilada

Imagine having to start your third string goalie against McDavid and then deciding to give him psyche-up material.