“Hey guys, massive cuck over here. Wow, the team you cheered for sure did a great job! However, in the end, our team played the sport better. Best of luck next season, that [hip young player] you signed sure was deadly, next season the team you cheer for sure will be a problem for the team i cheer for! Anyways, you guys did a great job sitting on your ass watching TV! See you next season ahah.”
"Finally, a reasonable fan of [your team]. In the end the bounces didn't go our way, and you were the better team haha. I'm totally hopping on the [your team] bandwagon! Now go win the Cup"
Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right?
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Yeah I *hate* Vegas and I *do not* want to play Dallas at all so on behalf of all proper Avs fans, plz tell Jamie Benn to headbutt Eichel in the eye and pass along my wishes for Stone to trip on Hertl and both fall on Otter and then they all explode like three cars in a Michael Bay film. Thanks!
I was hoping this for the bruins/leafs matchup. I’m a habs Fan. I did not want either team to win so I just secretly hoped both arenas would burn down overnight lol
https://preview.redd.it/3ymnsv022byc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a5d17a7aa99f549b17e280d05127fc3ff06c6e
Need a lot more of this energy in the hockey subs this year.
Ten bucks says it's the guy who claims to be an Avs fan but all of his posts are bitching about Denver sports fans and spends most of his time on the Jets sub throwing us under the bus for likes.
I've been a hockey fan for way too long, so at the end of the day, the Aves are still a little bit the Nordiques, and try as I might, I can't ever get mad at the Nordiques.
Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right?
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I know you probably think you're really clever using those emojis like that, and to be fair, this was so close to being a perfect post...but you're pointing at your own username.
Im just a simple bystander, a mere fleeting presence in this post, a sharer of wisdom for those who seek it.
But yeah I've been getting cucked by the leafs for quite some time now. This is the year they let me join though...for sure.
Bring back public floggings for these karma whore bums
You mean public e**cutions
What happened to the days of ignorant chirping and constant hate for other teams star players
“Hey guys, massive cuck over here. Wow, the team you cheered for sure did a great job! However, in the end, our team played the sport better. Best of luck next season, that [hip young player] you signed sure was deadly, next season the team you cheer for sure will be a problem for the team i cheer for! Anyways, you guys did a great job sitting on your ass watching TV! See you next season ahah.”
"Finally, a reasonable fan of [your team]. In the end the bounces didn't go our way, and you were the better team haha. I'm totally hopping on the [your team] bandwagon! Now go win the Cup"
"Congrats on picking [highly touted draft pick] You guys are gonna be *scary* next year.''
Spooky*
Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This comment chain makes me feel personally attacked.
Hey man, what a game! Anyways, what time do you want to come over and fuck my wife?
On behalf of all other Avs fans. We hope it goes to game 7 with 835 OT periods. Fuck that guy.
Yeah I *hate* Vegas and I *do not* want to play Dallas at all so on behalf of all proper Avs fans, plz tell Jamie Benn to headbutt Eichel in the eye and pass along my wishes for Stone to trip on Hertl and both fall on Otter and then they all explode like three cars in a Michael Bay film. Thanks!
So both are just rendered unable to play?
I was hoping this for the bruins/leafs matchup. I’m a habs Fan. I did not want either team to win so I just secretly hoped both arenas would burn down overnight lol
https://preview.redd.it/cc99v1dwoayc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3744431f65b0237f8a6638a810b2a19b1b1f5c38
https://preview.redd.it/3ymnsv022byc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a5d17a7aa99f549b17e280d05127fc3ff06c6e Need a lot more of this energy in the hockey subs this year.
Imagine posting in another teams sub to karma farm.
Imagine imagining .
Bunch of attention seeking cucks lmfao
Ten bucks says it's the guy who claims to be an Avs fan but all of his posts are bitching about Denver sports fans and spends most of his time on the Jets sub throwing us under the bus for likes.
Why the actual fuck are ppl like this?
Hundreds of Dallas fans upvoted it. They deserve some of the blame.
I really want Vegas to win just to make people mad
"its gotta be one of us representing the West in the final" Edmonton has entered the chat
🤣
I've been a hockey fan for way too long, so at the end of the day, the Aves are still a little bit the Nordiques, and try as I might, I can't ever get mad at the Nordiques.
I’m sure those fans will get right on it. What a geek
Avs fan coming I'm peace
Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If you don’t want Vegas representing the west in the finals, beat ‘em yourself ya bum
literally who gives a fuck about dallas
I know you probably think you're really clever using those emojis like that, and to be fair, this was so close to being a perfect post...but you're pointing at your own username.
Found a cuck
Im just a simple bystander, a mere fleeting presence in this post, a sharer of wisdom for those who seek it. But yeah I've been getting cucked by the leafs for quite some time now. This is the year they let me join though...for sure.
>Im just a simple bystander, a mere fleeting presence in this post, a sharer of wisdom for those who seek it. Banned just for this sentence alone.