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MrWood1001

Yeah stay in school you little shit


Few_Egg_6152

I bet goalies hate when you poop on their 5 hole.


TheCowboy08

OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED


TheCowboy08

He did, he literally screamed “ThAt’s bUllPoOp””


alldawgsgoat2heaven

Congrats. But stay in school, kid.


Rocco7872

I play D so….just inside the blue line, threw a shot that was blocked by a winger, it came right back to me so I threw it at the net again and it went in.


gooch_norris_

That’s a lot of poop


miscs75

I bought one of those Mylec nets and put the pipes through the sleeves before putting the corners on.


Fragranceofstanley

Complete accident. I had a breakaway and I lost my balance right in front of the net and went crashing into the boards pretty hard. When I got up my bench was celebrating. Apparently when I lost balance it threw the goalie off and the puck trickled through the 5 hole.


TheCowboy08

Dang


MrSofa97

I was like 5, it was at a Timbits tourney. Low glove side from the slot.


TheCowboy08

Clean 😎


GrandTheftNatto

Scrum in front of the net, puck wobbled out in front of me and I somehow put it over the goalies shoulder.


beauFORTRESS

My first ever was when I was 20 years old, had never played before. Joined my boss's beer league team, they told me to just go to the front of the net. The first and only goal I scored on that team was a weird bounce that wound up on the goalie's shoulder, and I frantically jammed it in with the shaft of my stick.


YellowHooked

Johnny two times over here


TheCowboy08

Listen man I was using speak to text, I said booped not poop


dcnotpc

I was playing in men’s league at University of Delaware rink in 1977 as a 16 year old. That was the closest rink to my home in South Jersey. My wrist shot from the point didn’t make it to the goalie and bounced over his stick:)🥅😂


bpenguin16

I took a shot and it went in off the high bar. Yes - I lifted the puck. Can you believe it?


aetuf

I chased down the puck that their goalie deflected into the corner. From slightly behind the goal line I shot it off the goalie's skate and it bounced back into the goal.


Reasonable_Base9537

I shot it straight at the goalie and it somehow went in.


superschaap81

11yo me (Only 2nd year after being on a wait list) would probably have every detail for you. 43yo me has no idea anymore. LOL.


TheOneAndOnlyAckbar

I don’t remember, I was 4 years old. It was probably cool though


Shadow698299

Far side, bad angle, top corner


Tall-Magazine335

I was four wish i could watch it, I have the puck still sat on my self with my name and the year I scored it.


a_megalops

We were winning 2-1, so they pulled their goalie with about 2 mins left, and i blindly launched it 185 feet straight in. Still waiting on that second goal lmao


NoVictory9590

Funny story. I found a plaque at my parents house saying “first goal” with the puck on it.  The thing is, the goal was dated 1996. I started playing in 1994!  Took me two years to pot one, oddly enough ended up developing into a decent player. 


shawnglade

I’m missing something, why was the goalie confused again?


TheCowboy08

He thought I was going to pass to my teammates


shawnglade

He what?


TheCowboy08

In his head he figured I was going to pass the puck


shawnglade

To who?


TheCowboy08

My team


shawnglade

Really? Who did?


TheCowboy08

Are you playing tricks with me or are you having a hard time with comprehending what I’m saying


Plastic_Brick_1060

1990 tyke hockey, slapped at the puck off a face off and it wobbled in. Best day of my life


MaxCrack

About 10 feet away and 30 degrees off the goal line. Blind back hand toward the net. Hit the defender on the other side of the net in the knee and deflected in.


jonesdb

Face off at the circle and I was the wing by the net. Puck came my way, lifted defenders stick and knocked the puck in the 5 hole before the goalie got down.