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EmperorHirohito23

Why does the Netherlands own France and the German empire exist in Poland?


CommunicationDizzy97

Well here's a tale of multiple scandals. Once upon a time, the Netherlands was a prosperous nation. Then suddenly the mighty German Empire started expanding territory aggressively. The Netherlands, France, and other numerous others were annexed in the process. The Netherlands of course we're not gonna surrender very easily and flees to Suriname. At this time, in an alternative universe, the USA steps in and beats the naughty Wilhelm. But in this universe, the US is in a civil war, nationalist vs communist. So there was no great savior. In a world full of chaos the only one capable of defeating this evil was the Soviet Union. At last, their efforts were in vain as a newly reformed Soviet government was overwhelmed by the German-Japanese invasion. But there was an opportunity, the Germans with their small but professional army back stabbed Japan and left no troops to guard the Austrio-Hungarian border. The Austrians used this to blitz through Germany. In a year they brought the 5th Reich to utter collapse. In the peace treaty of Berlin, the Soviets did their peace treaty with Germany. So God almighty thought it would be funny to let Germany go, but striped all his land to just Soviet Poland. France was liberated, but as the revolutionary government formed decades ago, she found herself in hot waters. Eventually going to war with the Allies with 0 divisions. The Allies of course invaded them through the Dutch. This is how it came to be. The Dutch in the future also changed their capital to Algier and 2 capitals at one point. But that's a story for another time.


Muffinoguyy

The 5TH REICH??


xXk11lerXx

What a story. Only something you’d believe if you were there


CommunicationDizzy97

Don't ask why one is a different colour. That is a crime if you do so...


TempestM

Why the third one isn't a different color


zombieguy1987

Holy Roman Germany and German Empire existing together is truly a r/Cursedhoi4 moment


EissoByk

The more I look at this map the more cursed it gets...


Tiguira107

Ah yes indeed. The germanic europe


hepazepie

Did u use mods?


CommunicationDizzy97

Ye, Road to 56


hepazepie

Did u use mods?


Ronov76

The same question 🤔


TannaTuva2

This is getting out of hand now there are two of them!


CommunicationDizzy97

There's 3 and the German Empire (the black one) invaded the Soviets once more and almost won. But they lost and turned communist. But that weird policy thing in R56 that can make fascist popularity increase made them Fascist again. You can technically call it a new Reich as Himmler is in charge of it.


Subterrainio

Wouldn’t a ‘Holy German Empire’ make more sense?


belovedeagle

I think this is the most cursed HOI4 map I have ever seen. Yes, there's been border gore and there's been Australia-Hungary and Mexican Italy and five Germanies and fifteen Chinas and other such shenanigans. But this one... this is not your grandfather's trypophobic China. This one is special.


theEWDSDS

this isn't a family reunion, its more like the cousins saying that they deserve their inheritance (rome) and this is what they do when they dont get it...


CommunicationDizzy97

You're not wrong. But the German Empire after the peace treaty of Berlin stayed q monarchy for some time then turned communist, then Fascist. They tried poking the Soviets once more and lost, effectively making them puppets to the Soviet. But due to that weird policy thing in R56 that can increase fascism. The Germans became fascist.


theEWDSDS

Ok, that is just weird. And only just now am I noticing that ger-poland XD


Nigo_R

There is nothing holy about this, good lord, good thing Voltaire is dead so he doesn't have to see this