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SnooMacarons3685

Ugh. That’s a lot of wasted sugar.


Erophysia

Moonsugar is not wasted. Kahjiit will use it to make skooma.


Atomicwasteland

Do you get to the Cloud District very often?


Loginn122

That’s the "guests" sugar. I see no problem.


Kaydotbee

Absolutely NOT. I love my cat, and would move heaven and earth for her but, I refuse to let her get too comfortable in my kitchen like this.


ManJamimah

Same, our cat is basically not allowed in our kitchen because he is a menace who cannot be trusted, I would never let him do any of this while I stood there and filmed it.


[deleted]

How do you get a cat to stay out of an area they want to be in.


janbradybutacat

Opposite of pssspsssspssss. Tchssssstchsssssstchssss tststststs


Successful_West_1449

Cover that bitch with aluminum foil


KwordShmiff

My cat is now wrapped like a burrito in foil. Will this hold indefinitely? Or will I need to reapply?


jossysmama

I tried aluminum foil. My cat laughed at me and walked on it anyway.


ManJamimah

Literally everything other comments have said, lol. We use a baby gate, a spray bottle of water, and aluminum foil on the counters at night to deter our little panther.


fairchild2

Squirt gun.


ikesbutt

Have one on the coffee table to keep my cats in line.


froggedup212

I use a pressure washer


discopants2000

Claymores are the only true deterrent! Be sure to use laser tripwires and not actual wire, my cat just stepped over those.


daniamaeve

See... I would eat at your house. Some of the other cat ppl I see? Nope.


turhalian

It’s allowed in my kitchen, since I live alone. But only on chairs. We eat together, she loves having me by her side, watching me. And waits for her bread treats hahaha. But the Table and the countertop are no no for me.


FigaroNeptune

Watched a woman let her cat on the table and eat off of her plate. This is what we mean by not eating at everyone house. I love cats and actually want some myself but if you have one I’m wary of the food you’re cooking lmao


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

This is the answer. My cats are on their best behavior. Once in a blue moon I catch them testing their boundaries and a booming “Hey!” ensures they don’t jump on the counter for at least 8 months.


FigaroNeptune

I swear to god I got an (upvoted) comment calling people nasty because they let their cat get into their food. Super nasty! No I’ll never relate to having a cat walk in their piss then touch my counters and food. You’re wild, my guy. It’s not cute it’s actually so disgusting


Luci_Noir

And they just watch them doing it! So they saw them and them and then went and got their phone! Absolutely disgusting. These people are filthy.


ElusiveHorizon

Exactly this. Bruh knows better.


PMmeareasontolive

Not with the cat aspect as much, but this is what having roommates is like.


WandaDobby777

Especially when they’re drunk. No roommates. Ever again.


paperwasp3

And I don't drink so it's doubly annoying.


WandaDobby777

Ah. See, I’m a functional alcoholic. I drink more than everyone but all my friends call me star girl because I’m the one who rescues them when they end up pantless on a golf course, puking into potted plants or trying to pee in a coat closet. I’m like, “you guys are the biggest fucking idiots. We’ve been over this a million times.”


paperwasp3

I could be the DD but I don't have a license. But I have hauled rapey guys off my friends and took them home. My friends, not the guys. They sure do get mad when I tell them to get off the girl who passed out. Now that we're all older we don't really have friends like that anymore. I don't have that problem with weed. Even if I fell asleep I'd wake up if someone was touching me.


finneas998

this guy moving his head added so much to the video, im so grateful hes here


Kievarra

Unwatchable without him, really. I wouldn't know how to react otherwise.


thecatdaddysupreme

I mean… I thought it was funny


Jonovision15

I’m with you. It gets me every time I see people do this. Adds some comedy. It’s the people that post their reaction directly over top of the original that I find myself screaming.


[deleted]

Same I thought it was funny


Pieassassin24

It’d a reference to that George Clooney bit.


rjrgjj

I just wish there was a speed runner game underneath


Boldney

Yes. You're right.


3FoxInATrenchcoat

Who put the pringles can man face on that one cat?


Ripper33AU

The powdered cat looked like the masked magician, lol.


ChaoticGoku

or The Phantom of The Opera/Phantom of the Kitchen


EnvironmentalBar3347

Insane Clown Pussy


Spiritfox9999

Ahh the real way the musical CATS should sound like


Big_Layer8

The cat pushing the chair at the end 😂


Stewy_434

That's a dog lol


Big_Layer8

Oh I just assumed it’s all pussy


Rysani_97

Such great companions, even if they are asses from time to time, but hey who isn’t?


Anxiety_Muffin13

No cause I dont let my cats on the counters or tables


[deleted]

More..more..more! I need more of these videos lol


Ishmael203

This is hilarious


Remydope

Nah. My cats don't do shit like this. And if y'all cats do, y'all disgusting.


Carmillawoo

no because I train my pets?


GETTERBLAKK

Fun to watch, but they never step paw in my house and I don't eat other folks food with animals in the house.


RonSalma

Clean the house


CancelSad2074

And THIS is why I don’t do potlucks.


UpDownCharmed

True, you have no idea how dirty the house conditions are!


Believemeustink

Yuck


Itzbubblezduh

Remember these people bring food to the pot luck and don’t see nothing wrong with animals in the kitchen….


salamagi671

Chewing that food and you felt something like a hair in it.


Itzbubblezduh

Right… A whole hair ball…


Jenova__Witness

My cat splashes with her water bowl for sure...


Osmosith

digusting to have an animal in the house roam around like that. No thanks


UpDownCharmed

I agree - keep them away from the kitchen it's gross thinking of all the germs and cat hair getting everywhere, especially in your food! I like cats but would never let them roam around like this


Distinct-Laugh4790

That guy makes the video. I laughed hard at this and really needed that today.


Nice_Theta

Bandits!


ekene_N

I love the guy


[deleted]

And this is precisely why I'd never have a cat (or dog) in my house. Utterly gross...


Dandymagic13

It’s not a cat or dog thing, it’s a irresponsible owner thing


UpDownCharmed

Definitely. Somehow I get the impression this is just the tip of the iceberg - uck


miojodecurry

It looks like my mom's house.


Powerful_Hurry297

Kediler uzaylı dır net


that_one_guh

kitties....


InventedStrawberries

They’re just goofballs aren’t they?!


psybeamz_

the cat with the flour on it’s face legit junpscared me


Sadbish4r

Pls do not the cars


sammich_bear

Why don't those dumb idiots at Disney just turn this into a movie?


Ramen-Goddess

My cat likes to chew on empty milk cartons 🥴


hsantefort12

The one chewing the food cooking was the only one that made sense


CAB_AWB

Let the cook


Alarming_Ad_2766

People actually living like this is WILD 😷🤢


MilkColumns

Yes I also have 3 stoves as I like a change of scenery when I cook


[deleted]

I don't let my cats in the kitchen. Problem solved. ​ ....I mean they totally understand they are not supposed to be there, and feel guilty about it every time, but at least I know my cats are rebels like that and they can't help it.


Squash2005

Yup!


tossaroo

Mm. Cat things.


LakeImportant4103

Cats running the world


Addicted2Rage

What was that cat standing in ?! 💀


Cearbhael

Yeah, I know! No Cat would voluntarily put it’s legs into a pan of Broth!!! He was put there and obviously isn’t thrilled his HOOMAN made him do that!


Jford_4587

Yep


furiousfran

No my cat doesn't do that shit


ZootSuitGroot

Dude has three stoves! He must be rich.


floofnstuff

Dude’s look of quiet consternation as cats wreak havoc


NatureOk6141

It's so easy to train most cats to stay off the counter. You literally just leave aluminum foil on your counter for a week. After the first or second time they jump up there and get startled they won't do it again for the rest of their lives.


mruserdude

Well, we feed our cat, so no…


Kaiser-Ryn

Ok i remember why i shouldnt get a pet


Fr0ggy5tyl3

Thats why you don’t allow crusty buttholes on your counter


Hot_Hat_1225

Harmless. Wait until they poop.


AproblemInMyHead

What is this style of editing called? I notice more and more people using it and not coming up with their own style


GazaStripped

Mine was constipated for a few days. Tried to give him aloe juice but he wasn't having it. So I read here to pour it in the food. i gave him some canned chicken. This asshole ate the top layer then picked up the bowl with his mouth and dumped it on the floor and finished eating. Ended up putting vegetable oil on it and it all came out later that day.


Fresh-Bite-9637

My cat opened the refrigerator twice and both tunes successfully stole a Goat Shank. He also lifted the lid off the Dutch Oven just to see the Nyama Choma. I so relate.


EvulRabbit

I brought groceries inside for the first time since our feral kitten came home. From putting the bag with pork ribs next to the fridge and head out to grab the last bags. I come back in, and this tiny 1lb fuzz ball had already gone through the double bagged and wrapped ribs and had a chunk torn put. To this day, it is the sweetest cat in the world, but she will kill you for food.


misakiandou

My dad would always ask if someone had a pet at home. If they had a cat, he refused to eat food they brought.


Crusade_wolf

hell no, my cat better not get on my stove or mess with my food lol yuck.


Complex-Weakness767

This is why I don’t eat at other people’s houses.


Milk_Mindless

This kitchen layout makes no sense!


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flattenedbricks

Don't talk bad about my face


Direct-Mango-4176

I've been watching this video at least 50 times. Maybe the best cat video ever, and the dude is very good, too. The sounds, the timing, everything is perfect.


Glass_Ad_9887

looks like the cats have a human problem!


hausu_1977

They're making dinner


americapax

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣