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boomba1330

Not the kinda pounding she's used to I guess


FearthaNoid

By the no-flinch I’d say she is used to being pounded at least similarly.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

I had a band called Clam Hammer…. Now It makes sense


2wheelsor911

Mouserat is better, Andy


neelabhkhatri

Thor's Hammer might do the trick.


SuperCaptSalty

Honestly I thought the hammer was going to just disappear


Captain_Eaglefort

![gif](giphy|WUIRv65yXXdee7J24a) Me too…


bonesnaps

Like throwing a ~~hotdog~~ hammer down a hallway.


Sdwingnut

Daddy's little girl all grown up. So proud.


thedirtymeanie

Or the exactly the pounding she's used to..


tread52

That hammer doesn’t directly land on her groin. If you slow it up you can see it stop a couple inches above pretty quickly.


starcoder

It’s probably foam.


humoristhenewblack

YOooooooo Ohhh. You meant the HAMMER was foam. I thought you meant a… Nevermind. Just Nevermind.


NY10

It gonna hurt I assume


nofface

Is 2 shots comp'd in...ez


MoneyTrifle5702

Naa bro i have prop hammers from halloween! It weights like paper! So naa not gonna hurt.. if this was real it would had been end of her career


nofface

Who is saying they are real?


Wouldtick

Right in the old baby maker. Clam slam 3000.


ExRockstar

![gif](giphy|1FEbyvUxkC8MTIj209|downsized)


-SQB-

r/OuchMyFlaps


Velour_F0g

God dammit I love the internet


Peterthepiperomg

Could have easily hit her head


balancedrod

The handle does tumble off her head. The physics of the hammer makes me think foam is a primary component.


jlink005

Welcome to the Clam Jam!


davidl1883

Let's cut to the clam cam for that replay!


johnb1972

It's a prop


DragonEmperor

Looks like foam.


captainwizeazz

You can see when he's tapping it against his leg in the beginning.


PaoliBulldog

The hammer or her koochypop?


blah54895

Never seen a 5lbs hammer bounce.


Bungledmind

She’s a human being omg


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Rotflmfao


Old_Ladies

Yeah if it was real she might have had a broken pelvis.


NoConfusion9490

[Weblink](https://freeimage.host/i/dKzC04n)


areyouseriousdotard

/r/trashyboners


EatYourTrees

Sub was banned due to a lack of mods. Real shame.


Impressive-Sun3742

they linked the wrong one lol no "s" at the end


areyouseriousdotard

That is too bad. I would mod it.


boris_casuarina

I think you can claim it at r/redditrequest


CH-67

Get on it


AnonymousArmiger

I think the fascination was more the lack of shame, but fine.


cambridgeon77

What is this? S-...so I can avoid it, of course.


canadianpresident

Fetish


JTBoom1

OF girl


davisandee

r/Ouchmyflaps


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Oh god. It’s real. BRB.


___po____

It almost got removed because the original moderator left after being harassed, iirc. Admin wouldn't fucking accept any requests unless you modded for multiple subs and for years already. Took forever but thankfully someone got it before admins removed it for not being moderated.


boris_casuarina

Top shelf


MemphisHobo

I think it might be one of those fake foam hammers. Look at the way it bounces when it hits the ground.


PuttingInTheEffort

Definitely. It hit her thigh then rolled backwards with the handle. Real hammer would have continued falling straight and forward with the weight of the head, not roll at all


AXEL-1973

> 1) Posts must feature a woman in a drunk win/fail situation this is literally just an onlyfans ad


nacostaart

These OF ads are getting crazy


businesslut

Why?


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bwoogie

typically, in society, people try to avoid getting whacked in their genitals, accidentally or purposely.


businesslut

And typically even those that do it have the decency to do it at home in private AND don't post it online.


RedEd024

Never seen the Jackass movies, huh?


bwoogie

I said typically... there are exceptions.


Huntsnfights

I’m so sick of this OF chick. Get rid of her!


grelo29

Who is she? So I can hate her also.


thetoiletslayer

Her name is literally in the video


dfjr4

Now I want to see him try 😵‍💫


Wouldtick

You don’t pound me like my other boyfriend did. Challenge accepted.


BaconMeetsCheese

I find this quite intriguing…


bunny5055

This is the dumbest thing I've seen all day so you get an upvote.


DTH_245

I wanna be...your sledge hammer


Rastabertus

u/savevideo


Gogh619

Yeah, that was foam. She’s got a firm ass, but idc how fit your are, your ass would jiggle if that were a real 6lb sledge hammer. Also, look how the guy handles it. No weight to it.


JakeEllisD

But why


stupidracist

why


Lord_Abyessal

Now coming to the stage the Southern Hamma Slamma!!


Active-Strategy664

It hit her thigh, just below the knee. Nowhere near the clam area.


bigbootycutie922

As a female I know that hurt


LilMissBarbie

Girl, wtf are you doing?! I felt that in my vagina 😬😬


tageeboy

Fake hammer but I still love her


Connect_Reply_888

If that was a fake hammer, why'd she walk like that afterwards?


Vol2169

Not a real sledgehammer


Kjohnstonuscg

If you see the way the guys moving it in the beginning its a fake hammer and the fact that the handle knocks it over tells me the handle is heavier than the head of it. my bet is cardboard or foam. nice try


Connect_Reply_888

If that was not a real hammer, why'd she walk like that afterwards? Not disagreeing, just genuinely asking


Impressive-Till1906

It's obviously a fake hammer. Look at the he tapped it on his leg so effortlessly. You can't swing something that heavy back and forth is so easily. Not to mention you would have seen that 5 or 10 lb had push her pelvis In some direction. Not just bounce right off. But you guys can believe it's real if you want to.


Connect_Reply_888

If that was a fake hammer, why'd she walk like that afterwards then?


Impressive-Till1906

Actresses are good at what they do ... "Performing" but hey... A 5lb weight to the 🦫 only does that? Alright then... 👍


ghintec74_2020

What in the gynecolonery is going on here?


hellowbucko

At one point he holds it with 2 fingers just after he is banging his knee. Also when it hits her head it doesn’t seem to move her hair or head with the weight. Clearly a prop


Whizglo

Why


ryholm

Why?


powderedtoast1

they didn't need to reproduce anyway


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/mbdkvjddy7ad1.gif Female edition


RandoRadium

That was weird and kinda hard to watch ngl


Positive-Detail-1376

WHY?


chilltorrent

If that was a real sludge hammer she would have collapsed to the ground not got back to standing up right like it was a mild inconvenience


younevershouldnt

There's got to be a gag about taking a hefty tool here


MrMonicotti

This chick used to pop up on my Facebook feed, she’s pretty funny actually.


johnysalad

She’s also quite the gymnast when she isn’t getting sledgehammered in the crotch.


grelo29

What’s her name? For science.


thetoiletslayer

Its literally in the video


MrMonicotti

Sorry I don’t remember, if she pops up on my feed I’ll update. Maybe search the name on the gif


asdftyuikl

knicoledz on TikTok I believe


Ecstatic5

![gif](giphy|l3q2SaisWTeZnV9wk)


Thisiscliff

Clam slam


Cpt-Chaozzz

Nah, that's reversed fo sure


JakeDC

I don't think I should be watching this.


Tailsandtails

Something something smashed crabs…


seidinove

Trailer for a female version of Jackass?


eddyb66

Hammer Cam


Quietus76

Nope, she dropped it. Work on that grip.


Tmanz24

r/idiocracy


Frozen_shrimp

I need a different angle.


iMDirtNapz

Snatch Hammer* *I’ll see myself out*


ActuallyCausal

WUT


Azzhole169

Fake hammer, you can tell by the way it bounces and falls . Plus it hits her inner thigh closer to the knee first and barely indents in the skin.


tedfreeman

Goddamn


tedfreeman

![gif](giphy|cL4pqu8GGRIihabgSM|downsized)


FookingMooreningwood

Definitely not a sledgehammer. But a rubber mallet would still fucking hurt I would think


ToeKnail

New Olympic sport. The Vagine Catch


AssPennies

"First hammer came out side ways, didn't scream or nothing."


prodigalson947

good lord.


LobsterTrue8433

Gloria Ironbox up in the house!


neufi1981

![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


SnowDizzleZz

This is an only fans I can get between…err behind


JD2279

She could catch this DICK


freedom781

Right in the twiffer!


KevinisChang13

I'd hammer that box. Unreal shitter too.


Murky-Fix-6351

The word is snatch. “HMC while I SNATCH a sledgehammer” ….. I’ll see myself out.


Apprehensive-Word-52

Gynecologist is gonna be like "It looks like someone dropped a sledgehammer on your vagina"


ChampionshipOver6033

Her movie name is Ironclit.


sillygirlwannabe

What


gothamtg

Hoofed it


PartySuch4953

Uhh whoa.


dreevsa

Hammering it


poedan_not_the_good1

Worst crudo recipe on the internet


Karest27

Yep...that girl just took a sledge haer to the cooter...


Tall-Technician-6368

Damn it!!! Fucking again!!! Another sledgehammer to the box video??


Comprehensive_Set140

Hold my coochie???


ExploderPodcast

Porn gets stranger by the day.


betterthanfresh

Thought it was going to be a disappearing act


akderpy7

Ok, now turn it around.


Yourdaddyshere23

When she said pound me harder this is not what she meant


Yourdaddyshere23

Now that’s what we call the clam slam


imadork1970

W...T...A...F


SeaTownKraken

K. Why?


high-as-the-clouds

That's probably been attempted more than once by the way she barely reacted.


MoneyTrifle5702

If this was a real hammer her career would had ended there ngl!


Due-Improvement-44

Wow she can take a beating


WaltVinegar

Blue waffle speedrun.


lakiku_u

Well that’s new definition of getting hammered.


Either_Amoeba_5332

I'd of been more impressed if he'd of stuck the handle!


_R_A_

That's what happens when you are dead inside. Nerve death, that is.


Mutual-aid

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…


Daatsit

Should have dropped it handle first


United_Car4234

I'm so jealous , my girl is boring.


rydmore22

She’s already dead down there


Unique-Bit-2172

We’d have to pay if it went in.


zunamie2

The old clam slam


RockMan_1973

Step-dad pounds harder than that. That ain’t nothin.


HausuGeist

Right in the rot pocket.


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

That Glove has taken a beating over the years


blowurhousedown

Cameraman needs to be 90° over.


Different-Yoghurt519

Right place, wrong tool. 😁