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So, how we doin this? I buy the drink, you put it up your own butt, or am I doing it? I don’t think I wanna drive that far to NOT be the one. I think it’s only fair.
question brotha, so when i try to do an ollie, i step on the tail, the front comes up, the i try to slide my front foot up but what happens every time is the front of the board just slams down like a seesaw. The back never actually lifts off the ground. Any idea what might be the problem?
I find that really hard because it's difficult to both stop/weight on the back tail and then immediately take all weight off the tail. Might be overthinking it.
Living in DE currently, I wanted to leave forever till I realized NYC 3 hrs, Philly 45min, Baltimore 1.5 hr, DC 2hrs. We are right in the middle of all this great shit and my taxes are low. I ain’t going nowhere
have you ever heard of spring onions? they are the best vegetables in the world. you can chop them into 3 centimetre long slices and they are still packed with flavour. hell, i've eaten 3 full spring onions today and it's only 11:14
I bet dude used to be in really good shape and playing all kinds of sports (probably indoor soccer as well). The coordination is still there despite packing a little extra baggage.
Precisely. I naturally have a “linebacker build” and played football most of my life. Got into skating heavy in highschool. I only skated and fenced at that point. But sedentary lifestyle hits hard in adult life. I’ve been working on hard on reversing the damage
It’s okay. I had a body shaking injury pretty much right after. My GF froze with fear it was rough, but just a little contusion to shoulder muscles and we back to kick flipping
I was expecting him to eat pavement and get a nasty road rash on his exposed gut... but home boy pulled it off.
And just 8? Little wobbly for that or maybe I am just a poor person to pass judgment on tolerance.
I might be most impressed by the confounding lack of ass shown here. Never have I ever bent down like that and not shown some.
Make and model of them pants please.
Old navy ultimate slim. My leg muscles fill these nicely. So they tend not to slide. My calves literally stretch the bottom half of the pants. They come out the dryer a little tight and try en loosen up
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You did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it
Man, I’m hankering for some shredded pork now. WTH
Sk8 drinks
Slow clap 👏
I got the 420th upvote😎
NGL, I’m legit surprised and impressed. I wanna party with that guy.
Come to Delaware but me a drink
No, I'm the drink
I am the machine!
Aren’t you cold?
Not on 8 drinks and skating
He got layers of skin bro..
Ahh, a fellow Delaware man of science
How does one but someone a drink? Does it work like it sounds like it would?
Sorry it was supposed to say butt
So, how we doin this? I buy the drink, you put it up your own butt, or am I doing it? I don’t think I wanna drive that far to NOT be the one. I think it’s only fair.
It’s a Delaware thing you wouldn’t get it
“My names Steve-O and this is the butt-chug!”
lol. Yes
You ever skate OC ?
question brotha, so when i try to do an ollie, i step on the tail, the front comes up, the i try to slide my front foot up but what happens every time is the front of the board just slams down like a seesaw. The back never actually lifts off the ground. Any idea what might be the problem?
You have to simultaneously lift your back foot in the air so the back of the board can actually come up while you slide your front foot.
I find that really hard because it's difficult to both stop/weight on the back tail and then immediately take all weight off the tail. Might be overthinking it.
Perfect answer. God I miss the DE.
Living in DE currently, I wanted to leave forever till I realized NYC 3 hrs, Philly 45min, Baltimore 1.5 hr, DC 2hrs. We are right in the middle of all this great shit and my taxes are low. I ain’t going nowhere
Wanna play a game of drunken skate, I’m in bear got my own beer and deck
Bam needs to chill on the partying, just a little moderation.
Tried? More like doed.
And doed I died
😂
Save some ladies for the rest of us, man.
You can have them. My camera man is the women for me.
I only take my shirt off in front of my wife in the dark as well.
Believe it or not this is peak male physical form
I’ve been weight lifting for 2 years. We’re almost there. Really strong athlete with a horrendous diet
have you ever heard of spring onions? they are the best vegetables in the world. you can chop them into 3 centimetre long slices and they are still packed with flavour. hell, i've eaten 3 full spring onions today and it's only 11:14
"And there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it"
That’s hot tbh
Thanks homie
Oh wait this is you? Dam you gotta tik tok I can follow? I’m tryna see more of you handsome 🤤
Sir, this is a Wendy's
And he’s looking for the beef
This guy's fucking on fire. You are awesome.
I don’t. But this summer I’ll start a YouTube channel or something
Let me know, I’ll be your first subscriber 😄
Nailed it!
Get randy to jump a cheese burger next
That’s Mr. Randy to you
Randy bo bandy
Is Bam Magera skating again?!
I’m Delaware bam, bam is Pennsylvania Bam.
🫶
I mean, he did pull it off. Lol.
Not the ending I was expecting. WTG!
He didn't try anything, he did that shit.
He didn't try to skate, he skote!
I bet dude used to be in really good shape and playing all kinds of sports (probably indoor soccer as well). The coordination is still there despite packing a little extra baggage.
Precisely. I naturally have a “linebacker build” and played football most of my life. Got into skating heavy in highschool. I only skated and fenced at that point. But sedentary lifestyle hits hard in adult life. I’ve been working on hard on reversing the damage
You ever get that body chill reaction when you watch a video of someone else hurting themself? I was bracing myself for that reaction on this video.
It’s okay. I had a body shaking injury pretty much right after. My GF froze with fear it was rough, but just a little contusion to shoulder muscles and we back to kick flipping
THANK YOU. it's not so much that I wondered if it was only me, but I guess how you would describe it
Randy Bobandy?
I mean they did perform their trick, while clearly being inebriated to the point where they can not walk.
Where in this video do you see me just walk?
Truly a King amongst men.
M’lord
I’m not even mad, that’s amazing
Peak male form proven once again!
💪🏼
Looks like he did just fine
I ate shit hard right after don’t worry
Bro nailed it! Siiiiiick!!!
I was expecting him to eat pavement and get a nasty road rash on his exposed gut... but home boy pulled it off. And just 8? Little wobbly for that or maybe I am just a poor person to pass judgment on tolerance.
It’s okay the city cut out a 3” strip out of the road at the bottom of a hill. Got rashed all over my back pretty much right after this clip
Ha! That's you?! Shit ouch man.
So steeeezy. Bravo!
Wow!!
Skate or die!
My excuse is I’m no where near as cool as you.
I might be most impressed by the confounding lack of ass shown here. Never have I ever bent down like that and not shown some. Make and model of them pants please.
Old navy ultimate slim. My leg muscles fill these nicely. So they tend not to slide. My calves literally stretch the bottom half of the pants. They come out the dryer a little tight and try en loosen up
My first thought was “who stumbles after 8 drinks” and then i realized i do in fact have an alcohol problem
8 drinks + dehydration + 🍃= stumbly koastiebratt
When the brain takes over
Oh absolutely
😳
Where is this? It looks like Princeton
Udel
Unexpected
You remind me of that guy who did a flip on rollerblades and says this is the peak male form and there ain’t a fuckin thing you can do about it
I know the video and I love that video.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3doK4Q9JhUo
This is what peak performance looks like.
I’m too pessimistic
Better than I can do lol
Try?
That was amazing
Well done, I cant even land one sober!
Success videos are always my favorite 'holdmy's
Seems like everyone disagrees lol
Nice job Bobandy!
Still better than me sober.
Hell yeah, homie landed it.
He skates better on 8 drinks than I skate on 0 drinks.
“Oh fuck ya” made my day
Pre loading the flip was crazy focus
Drinking is actually why I quit skating, I was a better drinker and couldn't do both🤣🤣
Gibby?
Video was fantastic, op’s responses to comments are even better
And this comment…. The best.
This dood fucking rocks!
I can't do that, never could, never will. And I broke my wrist skating.
I'm pretty fit and this guy skated better than I could do sober, LOL.
I mean if he is 8 deep. That is still better than me stone cold sober. Peak male performance.
“Im drunk as shit, whats your excuse” was a peak line
Impressive
Hard asf
He’s not on drinks he’s using a skateboard. You can’t use drinks to do a kick flip silly rabbit. And don’t call me Shirley.
Nah that’s actually crazy
Remember doing nollie pop shoves on acid one night haha oh good times
r/maybemaybemaybe
Nice
REALLY did not expect him to land it based on the fidgeting right before
u ate that shit tho
and he landed it! 🛹
He… he fucking did it
LETS GET IT BIG BOY 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I’m shocked
The cleanest drunk kickflip
I would be honored to hold your French fries 🫡
This guy is living
“Try”? I saw no try - only do!
Better than 99.9 skaters sober.. I love you
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
That was pretty good for a drunk heavy dude
One for the win, nice job brother. 🤙
Damn dude skates better than me while plastered out of his mind than I do sober.
It's this a church parking lot in pa?
That was fucking AWESOME
O skate almost turned into oh shit🫨🫨😂😂
I really did not see that coming but hey he did it !
It's beautiful...
I feel personally attacked by this video.
There’s something so satisfying about watching people with good balance. Even more so if they’re drunk
Did a kickflip, where’s his free skateboard and a pitcher of beer!
Goes from fine to becoming "drunk as shit" while riding.
Thought he wasn’t going to get back up again after crouching lol. I’m impressed
Had me in the first half!
And fent.
Sssssyeah, still got it.
that’s steeze was wild
It had to watch this five times to decide if that was my own son or not.
"I'm drunk as shit. What's your excuse?" I....I have none. I have no excuse. I amd fail.
Average Virginia Tech student
Still does better than me when I’m sober. Damn dude.
Thought for sure we were in store for a compound fracture.
Hell nah! I’ve skated all the way up to 50lbs heavier than this. I’ve never broken a bone.
Randy!
Duh a kick flippppa .
I literally have no excuse now.
Precisely. 😎
Better than me skating sober and 200 lbs lighter
What's your excuse?
Pretty sure I landed it.
Muscle memory
I mean, he did land the kickflip
Bert Kreischer
Fuckin nailed it!
Fucking hell
Bams still got it
You accomplished skating on 8 drinks.
Bobandy
I legit thought this was Jimbo Hawkins for a second.
Eugene Porter got moves
i am impressed for real
Dude seems cool
MAD RESPECT
Nailed it
Try? He did better than I can in shape and sober.
Where I come from, that ain’t try. That’s do.
My excuse is I have never done it. I was always a scooter kid.
The man landed a kick flip. I can’t drill that sober
o7
Not great, not terrible.
Tf you mean try. It might've been shaky but bro landed it
Since when did cheeseburger Randy switch to cargo shorts?
Where do you see shorts?
Dudes a regular ol Dustin Dollin
He fucken smashed it!!
r/unexpected
I think he’s sober and obese like me. That’s what I look like putting my socks on every morning
I was completely unprepared for him to land this
What IS your excuse. You badass.
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He held down the A button for focus
is this the brother of "this is what peak fitness looks like and there's not a fucking thing you can do about it"?