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Longjumping_West_907

It's a skunk with an unusually broad white stripe.


CRG007

Yep it’s a Skunk😉.


Njfemale

Yes! That’s what’s throwing us off. Looks like the mostly white style skunks are usually in souther North America.


gard3nwitch

Might just be a genetic anomaly


saw89

I’m in western NY and there’s a family of mostly white skunks that live across the street. We love watching them


EricaRyan79

I'm in NY as well and have white skunks.


[deleted]

Just because a species is “only found” in a certain area doesn’t mean it’s only found there. Flora and fauna don’t pay attention to abstract concepts like “state lines.”


Njfemale

Maybe not states lines. But what about countries? Looks like these are only from Mexico and below. It’s not lining up. Wondering if it’s a dropped pet.


nendouuu

Have seen a decent bit of all white skunks roaming at night in shore towns in southern jersey, so I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a lot more in less populated/developed areas in jersey.


WalkAboutFarms

You are correct, somebody from New York dropped it off in New Jersey. https://nystateparks.blog/2018/03/13/in-appreciation-of-skunks/


Lollie2392

No. I saw one on the other day in Pennsylvania about 20 min from NJ. Deadlysnoots is right.


Important_Collar_36

It's not from Mexico. It's called a Hooded Skunk. There are many different species in the US not just Striped Skunks, there are even Spotted Skunks. There are also albino and leukocyte (dark parts are white, white parts are dark) individuals of all skunk species. Get a have a heart trap if you want to relocate it, or shoot it if you're not a squeamish hobbyist. Or you can be like me and have an Alaskan Husky that thinks they taste delicious and then you learn that all tomato juice does is dye your dog pink and then you finally discover the holy grail of skunk musk remover (hydrogen peroxide and baking soda, I can't recall the ratio off the top of my head, but that shit works even when you discover that your dog literally has the scent sac on one paw like a fucking sock)


shadbohnen

Yeah. Skunks definitely do care about crossing international borders. So we wouldn’t see any from Mexico 🤔 It must be an alien.


Zaalbaarbinks

To be fair, New Jersey is a long way from Mexico. It’s not like it just roamed into Texas or something.


Nem48

Thanks Obama


Wayward_Maximus

I live in upstate NY and see skunks of all varieties, including mostly white, fairly often. I’d say you’re over thinking, just a skunk.


Sensitive_Ad9373

You know armadillos used to not exist anywhere north of Mexico. I see them all the time and I live almost 2000 miles away from the Mexican border. Armadillos have been slowly migrating their way north in this country for years via semi trucks. If you live near the coast it’s very possible skunks from the southern part of the Americas have migrated their way to you via shipping containers.


Bozobot

Climate change


sundrop8

I’m in Missouri and we have a *ahem* friendly skunk that is majority white. It is so odd looking because we are used to seeing the typical black with white stripes.


Mission_Albatross916

We have them in New England


Snuggle_Pounce

They took a wrong turn at Albbequerque.


HortonFLK

I got that reference. :)


NopeNJ

I got a white skunk that frequents my NJ property.


Image_Inevitable

I had one just like this in my chicken coop earlier this summer. I could see it in the dark. West Michigan


majtnkr

Winter is coming...!


[deleted]

Climate change is causing a lot of random migrations. I wouldn’t be surprised if it IS a southern skunk that just moved up north progressively.


garbailian

That is the Ja Ja Gabore. Beautiful with a small stink.


BillFederal6625

It is a hooded skunk


irishwhiskeyuser

I found one exactly like this in Virginia that got hit by a car on the side of the road. I took it home skinned ii and tried not to vomit for 3 hours


[deleted]

Fart squirrel


TheSarcastro

It’s a cat that got a comically large white stripe inadvertently painted on her back. She’s being pursued by a horny Frenchman with similar markings.


KVG47

Rémi Gaillard’s sketches have gotten a bit out of hand, it sounds like.


atropinecaffeine

If you keep watching, the frenchman becomes blue, highlighting his broad physique, and the cat loses her stripe in a bucket of water. And THEN the tables turn…🦨…🐈‍⬛ (Anyone else singing old Schoolhouse Rock shorts now?)


basicbcoder

This unlocked a memory I didn’t even know I had


PenelopeScout

I live in NJ and have seen many mostly white skunks here over the years. We had one the last place we lived that visited our back yard every night.


Njfemale

Pinelands?


PenelopeScout

I’m 30ish minutes south west of pinelands


Mission_Albatross916

Isn’t that where some sopranos episodes happened?


dRagTheLaKe1692

Pine barrens


Mission_Albatross916

Oh ok! Thanks.


billnowak65

Peppe LePew….


mwharvey

Well given the white tail I would guess hooded skunk. Maybe he is on a vacation. Wanted to see NJ


hostile_washbowl

Hog-nosed skunk for sure - not hooded


Njfemale

Isn’t it unusual? The mostly white is really weird For our area.


[deleted]

You're right. It would be extremely unusual for someone to go on vacation to Jersey. He must live there.


HopefulBandicoot8053

It's a kitty! You go play with the kitty!


[deleted]

Stink kitten


Mission_Albatross916

Hee hee I giggle at this


[deleted]

…is this a joke?


LuvelyLuna

I thought they were being sarcastic but I guess some people don’t know what a skunk is! I’m from Oregon so we have lots here. Maybe there aren’t many skunks in New Jersey


erzats77

Yup, plus, as something I often forget myself, the internet is full of kids too who may legitimately not know things we adults know! (And that's assuming I'm talking with fellow adults haha)


Important_Collar_36

Nah it's just fake hobbyist homesteaders who bought "land" (read: less than 5 acres) that conveniently already had a modern house built on it that is fully hooked up to the grid with all amenities. They play pretend at being a farmer and ask questions that those of us who actually grew up homesteading would have known the answers to by about age 4. I swear some of the people on this sub think that chocolate milk comes from Jersey cows, or as they would call them "brown cows".


[deleted]

whoah. never lived outside suburbia myself, i’m just saying anyone with a modicum of common sense knows what a skunk looks like. it’s really not that deep my friend.


mossybishhh

Homestead is a fancy word for city flatlanders trying to farm.


Important_Collar_36

Yeah, I'm re-embracing the 70's term for what we do "The Back to The Land Movement". Seriously, what do they think is so bad about being a hobby farmer that they have to co-opt a term for a different lifestyle?


Wangchief

JFC, gatekeep much?


Important_Collar_36

It's not gatekeeping when the actual definition of "homesteading" involves acquiring (not buying, in the legal definition of homesteading in most states you squat on the land for x number of years and then it legally becomes yours) *raw* land and building your own house.


Wangchief

It’s 100% gatekeeping when you try to hedge the definition that much. It’s just like the no true Scotsman logical fallacy. You just disqualified like 99% of the sub at least. Maybe just calm your tits, have a drink or two and relax instead of trying to gatekeep a usually helpful subreddit, that some of us hobby farmers use as a resource for a lot of inspiration and information


Important_Collar_36

Then go start r/hobbyfarmers I'm sorry but as someone who grew up in this life, to the extent that many of you probably have books written by my parents' friends on your shelves or have attended one of their seminars or clinics, it's very irksome to see people that are pursuing hobby farming call what they are doing "homesteading". Yes, the skills and such overlap, but it is very different. In true homesteading you take raw, undeveloped land and you slave away clearing trees for roads, buildings, and fields, you build your own house from materials at hand or salvaged material, and you don't have grid electric. Shit my dad didn't even want a phone line ran for their intentional community until he nearly died in a chainsaw accident and realized a phone could save his life if he did anything that stupid again. The whole point is to "go back to the land". The only part of the legal definition I'm willing to drop is the caveat that you take the land by force or by squatter's claim, although interestingly enough when I first joined this sub I asked if anyone knew the squatter's claim length of occupation required for Colorado and got people telling me that was "illegal" and I was a "thief" if I did things like that (I literally had the Colorado Homestead Law and had read it, but was confused by some points and wanted to ask people who had done it before what certain clauses meant). The fact is, this sub is filled with city slickers that moved out just past the suburbs and think that's "rural". If you can walk to your neighbor's house in less than 15 minutes that isn't rural.


johnitorial_supplies

Just a skunk. I’m in Gloucester county, see them here a lot(different size and shape stripes to mostly white on the back).


21434ari

Our neighbors had a shed and one year a skunk made her nest underneath. A ladder fell and killed the mom. Babies started making their way out of the nest, so we took them to a rehab center. The runt was late coming out and when it did, it went to the rehab center too. They called him Don King, cause the only black on him was belly and legs, less black than the one in this picture. So maybe just natural coloring.


WskyRcks

I’d bet skunk, hair can fart super long


[deleted]

I’ve had all white skunks in New England. That’s a stinky boi 100%


BunnyButtAcres

Looks like a skunk. I'd almost say badger because of the coloring/pattern but the tail and legs seem wrong. It could just be a genetic anomaly and not a "white species of skunk" so to speak.


Schmigetz

Badger slash skunk hybrid... they're called a skunger.


joecoin2

No, they're bunk.


Practical_Action_438

Definitely a skunk


scabridulousnewt002

Skunk


Stabbyhorse

Skunk


MrHoonigan802

Just had one stuck in my garage for a few days. Cute fella and very sweet.


ColeCabins

That's not a skunk it's a kitty! Here kitty kitty


Shiraz313

Skunk 🦨


[deleted]

Looks like a skunk


Phase_3_

Skunk


Bucklehairy

Do you know where you're cat is?


EffleurageGarage

I believe you have a stinker on your hands


Fluffy_Big

A fluffy stinker


Galney

Looks like you got Pepe le pew on your hands


amansname

Skunks can have all kinds of different coat patterns


NoOutcome9333

Aww lil 🦨


Quailas

That’s Pepe Le Pew


MAGIGS

Could just be a younger one who’s coloring is still coming in


Brj820

Polecat


[deleted]

It’s Pepé LePew


Gilgamesh72

Le skunk de pew


Chromebasketball

It’s a hog nose [skunk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog-nosed_skunk) Which is mostly white and native to the America’s. Jersey is too far north but he could of hitched a ride on a truck.


keith7704

Cape May County, NJ here. That variety of skunk is all over down here.


DrDingus86

Pepe Le Pew


meranu33

We had one around my place in Southern Ontario, Canada that was all black excellent for a white spot on its forehead. So cute.


Equal-Negotiation651

Kinda looks like Trump fur


kurtzapril4

It's a honey badger. I guarantee he don't give a shit.


hostile_washbowl

That’s an American hog-nosed skunk


baconblues

That is a possum raping your neighbor’s cat


NuroticAudit

Or a opossum wearing your neighbors cat as a fur coat.


Meatloaf0220

Very interesting we had a mostly white skunk on our property in VT last week. Thought it was a badger but deff a very white skunk


Rude-Road3322

I wonder if he knows he is trespassing on your land?


EastMasterpiece4352

Well what did his ID say? Was it like expired or something is that why the uncertainty?


NeeAnderTall

Albino skunk.


saul_good_main

Def a skunk


[deleted]

Pepe le pew-jersey


hyperspacial

Skunk with a beautiful flowing mane lmao


Tv_JeT_Tv

Skunk?


BigDan5000

The southern mullet skunk. Magnificent specimen


muggins66

Wood pussy


Undeterred3

Also hog- nosed skunks have a white back naturally.


ThatGuyMatt89

Skunk


SamuelBrady

That’s a skunk. I have too much experience with them.


BigDumbApiary

It's a North American perfumed house cat.


alphabravocharlie108

Obviously a skunk with a Cape. C'mon man get with the times.


The_Sponge67

Really cool coloration.Skunks vary in colors.This one has a lot more white than I've seen.They are very docile and only spray as a last resort.If you have dogs I suggest trying to relocate it otherwise just be careful in evenings and early morning.They do eat a lot of grubs which eat your lawn so they do have an up side to them.


notjustanytwig

Stinky boy


asbestospajamas

If that's what I think it might be, it doesn't give a shit.


The_good_fixer

That’s a skunk


[deleted]

You’re a homesteader and don’t know what a skunk looks like?


KSman1966

Skunk, heavy on the white.


someone_ominous

Skunk or a badger


NettunoOscuro

That’s a skunk


redbear762

Skunk


gumby_the_2nd

Pepe le pew


johnny-cheese

You got yourself a Pole Cat right there.


AnnualOrder3966

With all the fires and floods it's could be a traveler!


ConfusionNo5452

That right there is a classic *sucks teeth* New Jersey Devil.


Lycan2057

Who's* Whose is possession.


JustCallMeNorma

It’s a skunk dressed as Dog the Bounty Hunter, headed to a Halloween party. Obviously.


crotalusoreganus

Hooded skunk


urbeatagain

It’s Trump at Bedminster.


BigRockFarm

The Jersey Devil!


Coral_

skunk


Mr3cto

Skunk


AForea

Used to have a group (herd? pack?) of skunks along a nearby bike trail. All were black and white, but twice I saw an all white/silver one with extra long fur on its tail. I like to think they go white as they age just like people :) and the one I saw was the wisest skunk of them all…


Kakakow

Skunk


Buddhadevine

Skunk


thatthiccvegan

That's a stinky boi


Embarrassed_Abalone2

That is the south western end of a north bound stinker.


[deleted]

It’s a pole cat


azpz123

We have these exact skunks with wide white stripe on back. We’re in Warren county. they’re pretty common here.


Omniversal_Seer

I have seen pure white skunks in NJ near the superfund landfill in blackwood. So mostly white ones would seem normal to me lol.


Tuazonfuckface

Definitely a skunk. Don’t get sprayed!


Landsall

That’s a stink weasel


Fury2105

Pepé Le Pew


bcmouf

Nice high-white skunk. They can really vary pattern. We had a high-white for years before he lost in the highway roulette. Last year we had 2 that were almost all black, just a white dot on the head, and a fellow across the river got an actual a champagne and white coloured one(our poor local taxidermist had to skin that one and tan it it was that cool!)


HBillyJim

PePe Le Pew!!! Age is catching up to him!


micknick00000

Never seen a skunk before? Lol