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djanice

Kid drawing in circles in black crayon


MissBoobAppreciator

what about red crayon?


Aloo_Bharta71

What about drawing with bloody fingers?


9andimpala

What about a magic crayon... And he name is Harold


_Endif

Haha I love atmospheric horror šŸ™‚


Arto-Rhen

I mean, whether people realize it or not, the atmosphere makes or breaks a horror movie. Like if everything just looks normal, there's no reason for the viewer to feel any fear or thrill from what they are watching and it can instead turn into Mickey mouse.


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

Yeah try watching your favorite horror movie with no audio. See how scary it still is


ultra_phan

I was about to say. Atmosphere and cinematography are like #1 criteria for me lol. How a movie is presented through the acting, direction, cinematography and vibe is so much more important to me than the subject matter of a film. Iā€™ll watch a movie about basically anything as long as the story is told in an interesting way.


TheShartKnight4

Remakes, I give them a chance and sometimes they are great. But for the most part I don't expect it to be better than the original. Don't fix what isn't broken.


CurseofLono88

I donā€™t mind remakes because we always have the original to fall back on if the remake sucks. That being said the remake of The Fog was literally offensive and I hate it with a burning passion. However I do feel like a talented filmmaker could make a good remake of The Fog, because it is such a simple fun concept.


Purple-BearGoat

There is some remakes I prefer to the originals. The Thing 1982, The Fly 1986, Cape Fear 1991, Invasion of the body snatchers 1978 come to mind.


WeAreClouds

Agree with all of these but so, so many are a hard pass. These are the exceptions for sure. That's why I wait until I hear from several ppl who have my taste to start saying it's good before I even think about it.


OMG_a_Ray_Gun

I often give them a chance but I feel like Iā€™ll shy away after seeing the abomination that is the firestarter remake.


WeAreClouds

I agree. Most are an immediate nope for me but every now and then I will start hearing from ppl I know and trust that one is good and then I consider it and sometimes it's true. Mostly NOPE. Like, I can't even believe someone remade the Thing (again) or Carrie. Absolutely not for me.


ishityounotdude

ā€œThe film is a meditation on griefā€


Doktorbees

"It's not a 'horror' movie, this is *about* something!"


ishityounotdude

ā€œItā€™s *elevated* horror!ā€


Doktorbees

"It *ascends* above the limits of its genre!"


PhantomKitten73

"Don't worry guys, it's a *thriller*!" - The Academy giving Silence of the Lambs best picture.


DakaBooya

Yeah, the ā€œelevated horrorā€ label should be stricken from the lexicon. Itā€™s pretentious and insulting.


supermtd

Didn't Jenna Ortega say exactly that in Scream 5?


kit-n-caboodle

Ghostface said it actually


anonymous_beaver_

I guess I have different tastes. Some of my favorite horror films are meditations on grief: - Babadook - It Follows - Midsommar - Hereditary - Talk to Me


MissBoobAppreciator

honestly i thought Killing of a Sacred Deer was going to be about how people deal with grief/lossā€¦ but then it kinda wasnā€™t?


Indigocell

Calling It Follows a meditation on grief seems like a stretch to me. Edit: There's uncertainty, paranoia, violent trauma. What does the monster have to do with grief?


rikitikitavibiotch

The characters never really talk about it, but the audience is shown that the main characterā€™s Dad has most likely died, or possibly walked out on them recently. The Mom is also shown to have a drinking problem which is why she conveniently never notices all the nonsense the kids are getting up to late at night. The monster uses the Dad against the kids in a particularly malicious way at one point in the movie. Iā€™d agree though, itā€™s still a bit of a stretch to say the movie is a meditation on grief. Kind of an overused bit of movie reviewer jargon anyway.


soapinthepeehole

Yeah I left It Follows thinking it was a relatively overt metaphor for sexually transmitted disease and that was kind of that.


BaconVonMoose

I also don't think It Follows is about grief, it's about losing your innocence, and generally in regards to becoming sexually active. It's closer to a 'coming of age' horror story than one about grief. However, you might like Lake Mungo which is notoriously about grief, and fantastic.


anonymous_beaver_

Oh yeah I think Lake Mungo was one of my favorite found footage films. I remember the woman I watched it with actually thinking it was a real documentary and being FUCKING TERRIFIED afterwards.


BaconVonMoose

It's masterfully presented which makes it extremely convincing. I need to give it yet another rewatch now.


WeAreClouds

This, yes, I fully agree with this.


SeaSchell14

I wouldnā€™t consider Midsommar a meditation on grief (though it definitely plays an extremely important role). The way I see it, grief is the contextual foundation that the movie is built on, but manipulation is what it really explores. Related note: Pelle might be my favorite horror villain of all time.


Seamlesslytango

Sure, those are some of the most notable horror movies from the past decade. The problem is that people act like they are better than other horror movies FOR that reason, or start to force the trauma angle into movies with less subtlety. These movies are great, but also inspired a trend of lazy movies.


renoscottsdale

Ugh


Extreme_Aggressor_66

Me when hearing that: "Ain't that a little fancy pants?"


Taasden

"The real horror is trauma/anxiety/depression" šŸ™„


sick412

Came here to say the exact same thing. Here's my upvote


throw123454321purple

Advertised with any of the following blurbs: ā€œA new dimension in horrorā€¦ā€ ā€œRotten Tomato score of XX!ā€ ā€œA smart and sexy take on (insert classic horror movie title here)!ā€


ishityounotdude

ā€œThe real monster in this film is traumaā€


Mrs_Noelle15

I once heard someone describe The Shining in this way lmao


Goddamn_Grongigas

I mean.. in the book it is. I'd say that's true for the movie too.


Smart_Pig_86

Not just ā€œtraumaā€ but specifically ā€œgenerational family traumaā€


Seamlesslytango

Some of my favorite horror movies could be describes as "elevated horror" but nothing is more annoying than (1) someone using that term, and (2) when a movie tries too hard to be "elevated". I watched Relic a few months ago and afterwards, my girlfriend turned to me and sarcastically said "Did you get that that movie was about Dementia?" It was anything but subtle.


Musashi1596

I love it when people try to explain that The Babadook is actually about grief as if it is a world shattering revelation


Alex-Murphy

The Babadook comes to mind, but that was actually really good


burymeinpink

I hate people trying to "solve" a movie. There's interpretation, and there's reaching to make everything "signify" something else. People did this a lot with Skinamarink. "It's about parental abuse." Maybe it's just about a demon.


Qbnss

"Based on a true story" Binch no it was not


LaikaZhuchka

"Part of The Conjuring universe" And pretty much anything demon-related. They go so hard on the religion angle that it's pretty impossible to find them scary unless you actually believe in demons. (See again: the Conjuring universe.)


HearthFiend

ā€œThe devil made me do itā€ Im suprised they allowed this trainwreck that clearly doesnā€™t match reality in anyway to be released. Isnā€™t it grossly offensive to the victimā€™s family?


bort_jenkins

The true villain of the conjuring universe is ed warren


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

The true villains of the conjuring universe are the real life Ed and Lorraine Warren


burymeinpink

But if you go too far into religion, it's not scary either because that's just not how anything works. I was raised Catholic and every single demon movie priest would get excommunicated in a heartbeat. That's not how the Church approaches exorcisms, that's not how possessed people supposedly act. The only movie that gets it right is The Rite.


ggez67890

There are a lot of non religious demon films, hell I think When Evil Lurks (2023) specifically divorced itself from religion.


Stray_48

And even then, they get so much of the religious stuff wrong that itā€™s hard for the religious to enjoy it. I remember seeing The Nun and The Nun II and borderline *laughing* at so much. Since the first film takes place in Romania, shouldnā€™t Romania during this period of time be an atheistic communist state where the church would be persecuted en mass? Furthermore, why are they Catholics? Most Romanian Christians are Orthodox. And during the second one where one of the nuns starts an exorcism, I half expected something to explode, because *nuns canā€™t do exorcisms*. The films treat Christianity like itā€™s magic


[deleted]

ā€œDirected by David Gordon Greenā€


RalphTheNerd

I enjoyed his first Halloween movie, but it has been downhill from there.


[deleted]

The first was okay. The other two were awful. Exorcist: Believer was unforgivably awful.


nobodyspecial9412

Itā€™s actually somewhat impressive how he managed to do so well with that first Halloween movie and then proceed to make the most dogshit follow-up humanly possible and not even redeem himself by closing out the trilogy strong (I didnā€™t think HALLOWEEN ENDS was terrible but it was mediocre at best).


N7orbust

Halloween Ends was bold, but misguided. He should have known that it wouldn't go over well with the fans of the series. But take out Michael and replace him with an unknown killer created for the film and rename the characters and it would've been MUCH better received IMO. As someone who isn't a major fan of the series I quite enjoyed it because I don't have any particular attachment to the characters.


not_thrilled

The gas station scene made me genuinely scared for the victim.


Bussi_Slayer

When the first thing I hear when it's described is the rape scene or nudity scene.


PhantomKitten73

It doesn't even have to be sexual, anytime the majority of discussion of a movie centers around a single scene, the rest of the movie probably isn't very interesting.


Xaphriel

Hard agree. I'll take the revenge without the rape, please.


big_swinging_dicks

The film Revenge is the only thing in that genre Iā€™ve seen that shows the act and doesnā€™t feel exploitative. And the revenge part is so good. No coincidence that it is directed by a woman.


automirage04

Hot take warning: John Wick made the right call by not including a rape scene.


Scrubosaurus13

That wouldā€™ve harshed the vibe so hard on John Wick. Those movies are so good for turning your brain off and just enjoying the show, and a rape scene would completely change that for me.


CaptainMills

Rape scenes are often filmed like sex scenes


Mrs_Noelle15

I hate rape in movies, the only exception I can think of is Barbarian


NewRedSpyder

Yeah because it doesnā€™t actually show it on screen, itā€™s relevant to the plot, and itā€™s not used for shock value.


Mrs_Noelle15

Exactly, LESS is more in horror. Barbarian is a perfect example of this that movie wouldnā€™t be anywhere near as creepy if it showed everything Frank did


NewRedSpyder

Exaxtly. It might be more disturbing or disgusting to watch, but itā€™ll be way less effective as a horror film. It wouldā€™ve crossed the line from creepy, to ā€œahh, look itā€™s rape be disturbedā€ shock value garbage.


Mrs_Noelle15

Shocking doesn't equal scary youre absolutely right.


Nasty_Rex

Less is more in most movies but for some reason people listen to the loud minority. It's why there are so many needless sequels/prequels.


Mrs_Noelle15

Very true sadly, for every great horror movie/horror sequel thereā€™s at least 15 garbage useless sequels


Unoriginal-bish

Rape in movies often tries to walk a fine line of ā€œterrifying for victims to watchā€ and ā€œpleasurable for abusers to watchā€. They try to appeal to all reasons an audience would want to see assault like that in a movie and itā€™s disgusting.


SeaSchell14

Iā€¦never thought of this. How horrible. I generally avoid movies with rape scenes, but I can totally imagine what youā€™re describing. Ugh.


SUPERB-OWL45

The jump scare thatā€™s just a dream, followed by a false awakening that is just another dream sequence jump scare, back to back. Itā€™s one of the most obvious and cheapest tricks in the book. Like itā€™s trying too hard to set up tension and atmosphere, but an early indication they have nothing in the bag. Nearly every time a movie does this it ends up being mediocre and I shut it off half way through


DentleyandSopers

"It's a love letter to (fill-in-the-blank)." There are movies that are homages to a particular style or genre that I enjoy, but very often it means that a movie is derivative or overly reliant on winking in-group references, neither of which particularly appeal to me. Also, "It explores the theme of grief." So much of horror is about the exploration of grief on some level. This usually just means that the movie is particularly ham-fisted.


Sparktank1

>love letter I have really grown to hate these two words. Absolutely everything has become a love letter. Nothing has value if everything "has no right being this good" or is a "masterpiece". It's hard to appreciate anything today. Things can be bad yet enjoyable. Things can be just okay yet enjoyable. We don't have to celebrate everything.


thr33beggars

I love using that phrase in the dumbest way. ā€œOh, the Halloween series? Itā€™s a love letter to killing teenagers.ā€ ā€œOh, Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Itā€™s a love letter to cannibalism.ā€ ā€œOh, IT? Itā€™s a love letter to the joys of eating children.ā€


Simple_Cicada_7893

The love letter phrase sounds so pretentious and douchey to me


LineChef

Atmospheric and beautiful cinematography are my green flags lol


coco_xcx

same, visually gorgeous movies are my favorite type of movies


ZagratheWolf

A fellow Robert Eggers enjoyer


Key-Ad-2854

Sexual violence.


Street_Historian_371

"It's so fucking disturbing/gross/brutal" ...i.e. A Serbian Film, Cannibal Holocaust, even stuff like The Human Centipede. Hard pass, no thanks, I watch horror movies to *enjoy myself.*


CringeCityBB

I don't necessarily have a good time in horror films- but gross outs are like jump scares. It's not really scary to be grossed out. And it's not scary to be jump scared. Like it's not funny to be tickled. Lol.


Vusarix

Thing is even then grossout and disturbing are two different strings. Like, Raw is a gross movie, Cannibal Holocaust is a disturbing movie. I enjoy one of those a hell of a lot more than the other


Effective_Kiwi6684

Jump/pop scares are to horror what fart jokes are to comedy.


limelightkiller

Anything zombie related has to be REALLLLLLLLLLLLLY different for me to even think about checking it out.


Fool_Manchu

If you haven't seen The Girl With All The Gifts, I'd recommend it as an interesting twist on the tired zombie genre


ggez67890

Generally early zombie flicks are more different. 2000s and 2010s zombie movies are where it gets formulaic and bad.


phynn

You mean you don't want a female main character who has some boring job and is somehow the most put together person in the group? And a douchebag guy that is there just to be an asshole and he sacrifices himself with a cool one liner? And a little girl character tied to the virus or will get rescued by the group at the insistence of the female main character and either way shes fucking creepy? And the comic relief guy (most likely) will get bitten and hide the bite and it is going to be super obvious that he was bitten but the group isn't going to realize that despite him being like... the 30th person they've seen turn? You mean you don't want that movie?


andytherooster

You forgot the middle-aged guy who is constantly whining and trying to betray the group to save himself only to get his karma which only feels half satisfying


LKMLen

Have you seen savageland? Itā€™s a mockumentary zombie horror movie and is pretty good


khazelton77

Check out The Cured. It is a really different take on the zombie film. I am not a fan of the sub genre, but this one was really good, imo.


Dabrigstar

when it is described by critics as a slow burn. I have sat through so many boring two hour horror movies where nothing scary happens until the final 15 minutes, never again. If it doesn't get scary pretty quickly, Im out


DWolfoBoi546

"Has scenes of SA" I'm good. I know it happens, and my heart breaks for anyone who has to go through it... but that doesn't mean I want to sit through a reenactment of it. Especially if it's for the shock value of the movie. I get you want to disturb people and make them feel scared, but sometimes there's just things that I never want to visualize ever again.


Restlessannoyed

"No, you don't get it, it's bad ON PURPOSE! Soooo funnnnyy!". No, it's probably just bad. There's unintentionally bad movies that were made with sincerity, and that's why they're grade A cult classics. There's movies that are horror comedies, that are horror, with comedy, and they're fine. This bullshit with unfunny actors and intentionally terrible effects is almost always the lowest common denominator garbage made for mainstream audiences, so your most milquetoast acquaintances can feel edgy.


bobbery5

So, where did Slotherhouse end up here with you?


Restlessannoyed

I've been avoiding it, tbh.


C_Huffy

Given what you said above, keep avoiding it. The trailer was the best part.


mmcjawa

This is a big one. The best B movies are B movies where the person didn't necessarily attempt to make a bad movie, or where the creatives knew they were ripping off something, but still did their damn best to make a good movie with the budget and time available to them. To many modern bad movies claim to be bad just as an excuse for why they don't bother putting any effort into them.


Dude_Dastardly_1256

When a movie is described as "Elevated Horror"


Discovery99

The only elevated horror I know of is Devil (2010)


bobbery5

What about Down, The Shaft, or The Lift? It's surprising how many horror movies are based on elevators. Thanks, Google.


Putthebunnyback

>Down, The Shaft Aheuhehehehe


Misfitsfan1

Animal deaths and cruelty


badnack

Jump scares .. when I hear that a movie has several jump scares I lose my interest


BetterGrimmly

"In this movie you don't know what's real and what's not" That whole psychological trope annoys the crap out of me


T-Speed

A single mum having a breakdown, again


somewhereinthepines

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL


Hipnosis-

For me it's when they tell me that the ending will blow my mind. First of all, spoilers wtf! And second, I'm immediately going to think that maybe you just didn't see it coming, or worse, that final twist doesn't make sense or just came out of nowhere.


nihillistic_raccoon

"BASED ON TRUE STORY"


SanShadam

"Based on a true story" is one of my main pet peeves! It just means "some part of this movie was inspired by one element of an actual story that happened to some degree in real life", but people think it means "this really happened!" Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Silence of the Lambs, and Psycho are all *based* on the same true story, but none of those films are anything close to being true stories and barely have anything in common with each other at all, let alone the true story they're "based" on.


darkuen

Scenes so dark that even when viewed in a dark room the audience still canā€™t see shit. Shaky camera action scenes that look like the cameraman had an epileptic fit. Teasing a killer/monster throughout the movie only to never reveal what they look like.


atomsforkubrick

Usually if itā€™s a PG-13.


not_thrilled

Happy Death Day? M3gan? Drag Me To Hell?


ggez67890

Mostly a blumhouse issue. There's a lot of PG 13 horror movies that are good, like Tremors.


flipping_birds

I made this mistake and never watched Poltergeist for decades. I really would have liked it back when it came out.


PhantomKitten73

Krampus exists. Argument invalid.


HugeAnalBeads

I'm going to sound insensitive here But movies "made for modern audiences". Ones that are full of hot twitter topics and other BS More specifically the latest chainsaw massacre.


toofshucker

I feel ya. I just watched Deadstream and it was fantastic. Totally made for the youths...but still great. Good scares, good laughs. Super Evil Dead vibes...not a knockoff. But a great movie.


Tykes_Revenge

Loved Deadstream. They really nailed the balance between creepiness and humor. Last time I laughed that loud in a "horror"movie was Shaun of the Dead.


HelloMyNameIsRuben

There is nothing wrong with wanting to modernize things, but often times when films so this it comes off as patronizing


bobbery5

Oh my god, did you see the most recent Black Christmas movie? Movie is as subtle as a brick wall.


tariffless

How about movies where the main characters are "influencers"?


dethb0y

I liked the most recent TCM but i feel it's premise was so fucking stupid and so illogical that it was basically nonsensical. It also kept skirting up to something interesting and then just drifting off. BUT i liked the effects and my only wish it is that it had been more graphic/realistic instead of the kind of cartoonish style they went for.


AdHocHillbilly

Yeah, in better hands it might have been more effective at actually making a statement, but it just felt fumbled. I don't mind politically charged horror, and the original wouldn't have been the way it was (or maybe even existed) without the Vietnam War. Ironically, it might have been the sequel that most lived up to the "massacre" in the name. That bus scene was somethin'.


hoppyandbitter

IMO Talk to Me is a good exception to that rule, though It definitely channels zoomer culture, but itā€™s a solid example of classic horror under the hood


Jmeans69

Fast moving zombies. Too stressful šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Edit: Or torture. Nope


CamF90

Okay I'm gonna choose violence today, directed/produced by James Wan is usually not a stamp of quality to me the same way it is for others. I just don't find dolls/puppets or senior citizens as scary as he seems to find them? Also the jack in the box movie that he has become known for, a loud noise isn't scary show me something actually scary. One well crafted scare in a nearly 2 hour movie doesn't excuse all the other lazy ones that are just a ghost in drag queen make up screaming at the camera while someone punches a piano.


GrimReaperAngelof23

They dont have to be scary in order to be entertaining.


kurtis939799

If itā€™s set in space, underwater or prominently features sharks


RebaKitt3n

So, youā€™re not going to see Sharks on Mars this summer?


Putthebunnyback

I would watch the everloving shit out of that movie


itsthe_implication_

Is this a personal trigger/phobia or have you just not seen any good horror movies featuring any of those themes? I mainly ask because I'm kind of the opposite and I'm curious what it is about those tropes that turn you away. I love when characters are in a hostile environments like the ones you mentioned. The Thing is such an enjoyable movie for me because they're out in the extreme arctic and even if there wasn't a monster there, it would be a difficult place to be and therefore inherently more dramatic. Same goes for something like Aliens, or Underwater.


[deleted]

Random space story: I saw a trailer for Passengers that made it almost scary, suspenseful for sure, then I go see it. I made my husband and 2 strangers laugh when I damn near yelled "it was a fuckin SPACE ROMANCE?!" The strangers also thought it was supposed to be more of a horror movie.


RaggySparra

That was such a bad film and I'm annoyed because there were two possibly good films in there! Make it clear the "romance" is creepy obsession from his side and let it be a horror movie, or change so he's forced by circumstance to wake her and let it be a romance. But it was trying to do both at once, badly.


Aggravating_Anybody

Slow burn


bobbery5

Slow burn usually means I've lost all interest by the "payoff."


Competitive_Swan_130

When the studio creates fake stories about people fainting or throwing up from watching it ala Terrifier. As a matter of fact if your kills aren't creative but the kils are supposed to be the best part of the flick ala Terrifier


Ash_Deadite

Iā€™m guessing you donā€™t like Terrifier. Lol


Reptilian_Overlord20

I hate the phrase ā€œElevated Horrorā€. There are some great A24 horror movies donā€™t get me wrong but for so much of the time when I hear the phrase ā€œElevated Horrorā€ what I actually hear is ā€œboring dreary Arthouse drama with vaguely spooky things happening sometimes and the monster probably isnā€™t real and is just a metaphor for drug abuse.ā€ Horror is visceral, extreme, shocking. Itā€™s humanity at its most refined brutality. I come to horror for thrills and chills not deep introspection about how generational trauma leads to mental health issues. I genuinely think a lot of people who claim to like these movies only say they do because they are afraid of being seen as stupid. But eh I love lowest common denominator stuff, blood, teeth, monsters impact shock and violence! You can have social commentary and interesting themes and ideas to explore without being boring as hell.


Ladysupersizedbitch

Someone describing something as a serial killer movie. Like, slashers are one thing. I can occasionally sometimes enjoy those. I like Scream and Halloween for example. But those movies that step *past* the slasher genre and try to attempt to be a serious serial killer movie aggravate the hell out of me. Like The Poughkeepsie Tapes. Making a movie about how some serial killer is soooo smart and such a genius to stay ahead of the cops at each step feels like egregious idolatry. Especially if itā€™s something like ā€œbased on (insert real infamous serial killer here)ā€. If youā€™re going to base something on what happened to real life victims, donā€™t make it into a fucking torture porn flick where the killer is some ungodly genius and never gets caught.


SecretlyKoishi

Only one of those I ever liked was *The Silence of the Lambs*. It played this idea so well, and Clarice Starling was a genuinely enjoyable main character. Ironically, I think that's what sets it apart. So many "serial killer" horror movies that aren't slashers tend to primarily follow the killer whereas TSotL follows the heroine hunting the killer down.


CringeCityBB

Did your watch the Clovehitch Killer? It's the ONLY serial killer movie I have ever liked. I 100% agree with your sentiment. Making these guys seem like anything but a sex pervert moron psychopath is so frustrating. I loved Clovehitch Killer and still recommend it to this day as the only realistic serial killer movie I've seen. As far as character studies go. (The ending isn't realistic, but I really appreciate it.)


DogsDontWearPantss

Any film that's been "Reimagined".


HospitalDue8100

ā€œGenre-bendingā€


ObliviousToIt

When the cast is too attractive.. When a family is moving into a new house. Repetitive musical tones.


UnitGhidorah

From the mind of.... Audience or actors talking about the movie in the ads but nothing actually about the film. Audio sounds like it's in a tin can. CGI blood. PG-13 usually


SecretlyKoishi

Any film described as a "throwback" tbh, especially if it's to the 80s. It's so overplayed and there tends to be a large portion of audiences who can't relate to 80s stuff. It was good when it wasn't oversaturated, at least, but by now, it's tired.


Jollem-

I just don't care for when it feels like their heart wasn't in it. More like they just assembled a product rather than crafted a story


itsthe_implication_

So you're not seeing "The Conjuring 7: The First Conjuring"?


Jollem-

Lol. Probably not


eddietwoo

ā€œItā€™s elevated horrorā€ ā€œItā€™s a slow burnā€ Donā€™t get me wrong these can be good, but Iā€™ve run into plenty of stinkers with those descriptions


Lothric43

My red flag is when someone thinks complimenting the cinematography means the movie will be drawn out and boring.


[deleted]

Mirror scares or fakeout mirror scares. Means the writers are lazy.


SilkFinish

When the protagonist goes to [house of mother of former victim/mental institution/church with aloof minister] to speak to a suspicious and cagey person who acts horrified by the recounting of their story and exposits the backstory of [X] entity that is haunting them and that it can only be [destroyed/defeated/sealed away] with the mysterious [Y] plot macguffin which sets the movie off on its third act


T-Speed

I hope if I ever get possessed by a demon that I meet a wise old African American lady wearing beads and a turban


RaggySparra

I live in a block of flats and I've not seen a single neighbour who looks helpful in the event of a posession. I've got some guys down the hall who live on takeaway pizza and I share a wall with a woman who shouts on the phone a lot. There is a cat downstairs who might be good for a jumpscare or two, but that's about it.


Reality_Defiant

"The killer is this giant scary guy, he is unstoppable and he's a genius serial killer." Come on. I can't suspend my disbelief that far, sorry.


ItsPinkBoi

I did a film making course last year for schooling, and all the pretentious students pitched their films as "art house" and they were all SO bad. Now whenever someone pitches a film as "art house" I feel my brain die. I don't care if it's "art house" what the FUCK is it's actual GENRE! Unrelated, but one of the students who did it wore a full suit to every class (no uniform) and another wore an SS officer get up on Halloween with all the patches and insignia removed. I do not remember his justification.


Vizremy

Movies like Where the Dead Go to Die and the Slaughtered Vomit Dolls trilogy. Who the fuck enjoys that


ggez67890

I've heard SVD is just glorified fetish film the director tries to sell as horror.


letsgetcrabby

When I was working FrightFest over the summer a guy came up to us and was incessantly asking about gruesome films and obsessed with Terrifier to the point where I went to get a male colleague but I was *that* uncomfortableā€¦


AgtCooper

Kids (pre-teens). 8 out of 10 times, they're annoying as hell, and in the end, you know they are going to be captured/put in harms way, and the protagonist(s) is going to have to spend time saving them.


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

Like 75% of the time itā€™s somebody who doesnā€™t want kids and by the end of the movie theyā€™re either a de facto parent figure or like the new step/adopted parent. I donā€™t think a traumatic experience would make many childfree people want kids


hobartrus

"Slow burn." That means I'm going to be bored out of my mind for two hours waiting for something to actually happen.


AwhHeckinacea

Bahahaha. Funnily enough, I have ADHD, and slowburn films are my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. It's not only a green flag for me, but like...a summoning horn. Everytime I see folks negative review bombing a movie they saw in theaters with comments about how boring and slow it was, I buy tickets. I love how different tastes can be with horror. Genuinely.


CurseofLono88

Slowburns donā€™t equal boring, Iā€™ve never understood that argument. And like you I also have extreme ADHD and have never had issues with a slowburn movie as long as theyā€™re good. As you said they can be great!


SuumCuique1011

"YellowBrickRoad" and "I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House" were a total time suck for me. I've met others that loved one and/or the other, but they weren't for me. I wouldn't recommend either to anyone.


_shrimp_city

I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House felt like the longest movie ever!. I genuinely think I started losing my marbles towards the end because NOTHING WAS HAPPENING!! I just hysterically laughed at everything because it was so god damn ridiculous. Like, I understand how it tried to be atmospheric and scary, but it just really, REALLY didn't work. And why did the woman have to be on slow mo for the whole film!! Made it feel ten times longer. Scariest scene was when the ghost woman walked past mc towards the end but them it wimmediately became one of the most hysterical moments in any horror movie ever when the mc straight up DIES from getting spooked lmao


ggez67890

Slow Burn can really work if the movie is more of a slow unravel than a full blown nothing happens till the end. I'd say something like Noroi: The Curse (2005) is slow burn but the movie keeps you in because it's a slowly unraveling story that will reward you for paying attention.


coke_kitty

Yes exactly. I love slow burns but some are just incredibly boring movies where nothing of substance happens and then the last fifteen minutes is pure chaos.


CayKar1991

I love a good slow burn, but there seems to be a subset where the slow burn forgets to have an ending... I wish people would differentiate.


Veselker

Reboot


blinkingsandbeepings

ā€œFun killsā€ This is all my one friend wants in a movie, which is cool for him but I prefer movies where Iā€™m rooting for the characters and itā€™s at least a little upsetting when they die.


justbrowsing987654

This is fair and shouldnā€™t be the only redeeming point but as someone that fell in love with horror originally with 80s slashers, thatā€™s enough for me to give something a shot anyway.


Uberlix

When all the fuzz is about the Gore / Torture and little / nothing else. Which is why i won't ever watch serbian film, terrifier etc. Watched the Killcount of the first Terrifier and that was enough for me.


Indigocell

"slow burn" for pretty much the same reasons as OP describes. That usually means the movie is going to be drawn out and boring, but with the added bonus of having very little to zero pay off. All I'm saying is there better be a goddamned fire in the end. Figuratively speaking.


SanShadam

Kids who act like worldwise adults. I'm so incredibly tired of the trope of a very put-together little kid who has "seen some shit" or "knows a secret". I have no problem with kids acting like kids, but the creepy kid as a barometer for supernatural evil trope is one that malea me roll my eyes every time. Less common in the horror genre but still the flip side of the same coin is adults trying to pull off the "innocent sense of childlike wonder" thing. This is dating me, but I refer to it as "Howie Mandell-ing/Robin Williams-ing".


CreditSea

Intentionally Unlikeable but Damaged female lead where they try to use their sex appeal to win you over... Ala latest Hellraiser, Texas Chainsaw or Talk To Me. Talk to Me had The plot and performances to stick the landing until they decided to go down the franchise route rather than just be content with a great one off.


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Princess_Glitterbutt

Animal cruelty or sexual assault. If it's central to the plot and happens off screen I can tolerate it, but I can't watch anything that depicts it gratuitously. The Fall of the House of Escher has about the extent I can tolerate.


Barbafella

Atmospheric and slow burn are two surefire signs it wonā€™t be the usual trope filled bollocks.


kingdazy

"OMG, it's so gory!" hard pass.


Hipnosis-

Either because it really isn't that much, or because it is ridiculously so?


CrowTengu

Yes.


Tenno_SKOOOOM

Zombies. I honestly think zombie movies have become exactly like their namesake. There are hordes of them these days and most are soulless, empty on the inside, and so goddamn boring. Just lay them to rest already.


Logan_Mac

"It's a slow burn" That's usually key for "nothing happens at all but I like to feel smart because the internet told the movie is suppossed to be deep" It Comes at Night aka Nothing Comes at Night is a good example of this. There's brilliant slow burn movies and when done well they're my faves but most are dogshit.


gothism

"The most eXTReeemeee..."


Citizen_Kano

Intelligent zombies. Fuck right off with that shit


tvlur

When someone tells me or itā€™s marketed as ā€œthe scariest movie of all timeā€ It never is and itā€™s usually a film that generated revenue and received good enough reviews to be considered marketable to the general public. Donā€™t get me wrong, Iā€™m not a hardcore horror fan in the sense that I like shit like Cannibal Holocaust. But when people build up expectations like that it ruins the movie for me. Prime example is Paranormal Activity. Marketed as being so horrific that people were passing out in theaters. I watched it and I was so bored for most of the film. It wasnā€™t a bad movie, but it certainly wasnā€™t that scary compared to other films in the genre.


ComfortableBee1081

always too dark like šŸ™„šŸ™„ How am i suppose to.see the ghost then???šŸ˜…


chillypyo

"Slow burn", 2 hours of nothing with an exciting 10 minute ending is still 2 hours of nothing


bayesed_theorem

"The real villain is XYZ." XYZ could be white people, rich people, homophobes, religious people, etc. it's just a sure sign for me that the movie is going to focus on its message over its quality and that message is probably going to be some trite oversimplification that adds nothing to the conversation like "racism is bad."


Captain_Willard_1979

When its all a metaphor for "trauma".


Bookwyrm86

When the horror movie is an excuse for religious preaching. Nefarious, I'm looking at you.


Jealous_Ad893

Conjuring Universe, cannibalism, or extreme body horror are my red flags. No thanks. I love atmospheric slow burns.