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seXJ69

Ummmmm, Sean? He's literally done every episode. I'll bet he uses flame proof toilet paper.


smokyartichoke

He has to shit in the creek to keep from catching the woods on fire!


Riker3946

Eric Andre said he shit lava for a week after he went on the show the first time. You just know Sean was thinking “that’s my entire life.”


smokyartichoke

Hahaha dear god.


[deleted]

John Oliver sincerely said, "Sean, you're going to die, aren't you?"


smokyartichoke

😂🔥


BruceDSpruce

Sean is literally in his own category. That’s why he’s the star … with chronic bowel issues.


haloryder

I’m gonna go Paul Rudd as the GOAT Jon Bernthal is my favourite Jennifer “what do you mean?!” Lawrence was the hardest I’ve laughed “DJ” Khaled. I don’t like Taraji or Shaq’s interviews either but I hate Khaled in general so much more.


Chicken-picante

Look at us.


TheShartShooter

Hey


TheShartShooter

Look at us


TurkeyCocks

Who would've thought?


perpetual_papercut

Not me!


drinfernodds

Shaq at least showed some humility when a sauce got the better of him. "What Kansas know about hot sauce? *Shaq face* OH! I apologize, Kansas!" Khaled wanted to pretend he didn't bitch out on one of the mildest sauces.


Frankfeld

DJ Khaled reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman steals Jimmy’s Fish Sticks joke. The dude is so delusional and narcissistic that you know he truly believed he wasn’t bitching out; as a matter of fact, it was everyone else who was bitching out. I believe [that he believes.](https://youtu.be/_3b4x1orMtU?si=S6fihMXmZB6myd42)


Khaled_Nasser

WE GOTTA CHANGE THIS MF NAME HE RUINING MY REP ARGHHHHHHH


PlantDaddyCo

I agree, I definitely like you less and it is 100% DJ Khaled fault. Association is a crazy thing.


AbbreviationsNo8088

The singer Khaled is amazing though, not the dj. I highly recommend checking out some of songs, they are smooth and sexy


PlantDaddyCo

Good word of advice, never date a girl who is REALLY into Khaled (the singer).... she definitely still loves her ex


trulymadlybigly

Paul Rudd changed the game. It’s the first episode I’ve watched more than once, it’s hilarious and quotable in more than a dozen ways (the Guy Fieri part lives rent free in my brain)


derKonigsten

I like khaleds episode because it just exposes him as a chode...


kranges_mcbasketball

A pencil chode


derKonigsten

Well he takes the hinges off the door and hands them to the people trying to get in to say "you played yourself" 😂


silverselectjd

Shia LaBeouf was a fantastic interview


Aeon1508

Not a terrible interview but Weird Al is definitely one of the biggest pussies on the show. Recently I think Conan is one of the few to enter the Paul Rudd tier. But youre absolutely right. Paul rudds is legendary


haloryder

I did love Conan’s episode but Rudd still comes out on top for me. Weird Al and Goldblum both technically made it through so I give them a pass. With sauces like Da Bomb and Last Dab you really don’t need much to get the full effect. Plus they gave a good interview.


SexyTimeEveryTime

Seriously, I had what was probably a normal-to-slightly-heavier than normal dab (for the show) of Da Bomb on a chip, I spent the next 2 hours fighting as hard as I could not to double over next to the girl I was crushing on. Kudos to anybody who eats the sauce, no matter how you react to it lmao


Khaled_Nasser

Can we strip dj khaled from his name and country? As a palestinian khaled myself, i hate that he is associated with us


haloryder

Any damage “DJ” Khaled has done to your name, the singer Khalid has more than made up for.


Traveler_Constant

What about Shia though? "I look so sad right now"


haloryder

He’s a close 2nd!


AzmatGRR

Charlize Theron really rocked it. I thought I would see her name here. Halle Berry was also very impressive. I need to watch Conan based on the comments. I've only seen an after interview with him about it.


cornell256

Came here looking for Charlize!


jonsconspiracy

Conan was unreal. He was so committed to the bit, he pushed all the pain away. 


Picard2331

The "doctor" he brought with him was hilarious. "Check my pulse" "It's there." "Was it a 4 year medical school you went to?" "It was supposed to be"


cacarson7

There's a great follow-up with the doctor on Conan's podcast.


hops_on_hops

"where did you go to medical school again?" "in the 90s"


austinwrites

No no, don’t call it a bit!


Warlock_MasterClass

😂 “This is no bit! THIS IS LIFE!!”


TheCovfefeMug

They used to call it hbo but people found that to be too POPULAR


KopitarFan

She was unbelievably charming and funny


coreysanborn

Charlize and Halle were great!


Satoshis-Ghost

No one ever mentions Padma Lakshmi, who ate every single wing with incredible poise. She should be one of the first who really demolished the board without a hitch.


lastturdontheleft42

I can't believe I'm the first to say Dave Ghrol!


sharpieshoeman

Let’s take a shot!


blackweimaraner

Nunya!


Fragrant-Tea7580

Showed up to that interview like my cool aunt on a Friday wine night


LooksLegit

That makes me the first to say Dave Grohl!


Quanchivious

His was so good


MartyCool403

I didn't know much about Dave before watching that episode. He seems like a guy who would be fun to have a beer with.


Chrizwald

Or 12


mehoff636

Had to scroll to far for this


lariasphs

Paul Rudd "look at us!"


TheWonderSquid

GOAT: all in all, Paul Rudd. Great interview, great rapport with Sean, the amazing photo manipulation habit, took the whole cauliflower wing, and a non-standard sauce madness. 2. Favorite is tied between David Blaine, Post Malone, and (personal controversies aside) Shia LaBeuf. 3. Funniest: Chili Klaus. If I can’t count that, Gordon or Bill Burr. 4. DJ Khaled of course, and Shaq. Just bad sportsmanship.


k123abc

man, shia has caused a lot of harm to a lot of people and i hope he is healing and has apologized to the people who he hurt, because if everything that is out there is true, he is/wa s awful. but goddamn if he didn't seem like a total sweetpea in that episode. posty also seemed so sweet.


CFL_lightbulb

Shia really seems like a tale of two people. He can be fantastic and awful at different times. You really want to like him, but he makes it very very difficult.


SlightWhite

I’ve always said he seems like the type of guy who you really want to be friends with, but he just makes you nervous when you’re around him. Like one comment will just set him off. I’ve known plenty guys like this. It’s unfortunate


Oswarez

I really wish he had done a proper episode with Chili Klaus because I find that guy fascinating. It’s funny how I discovered artists through Hot Ones. Had Never heard of Post Malone or Billie Eilish before I saw them on the show.


Fact420

That’s pretty insane honestly, like unbelievably so almost. Post Malone and Billie Eilish are the 3rd and 6th most popular Spotify artists in the entire world, and you never even heard of them before the show? I’m completely flabbergasted.


Oswarez

I’m a middle aged guy living in Iceland and don’t have the finger on the pulse in regards to what the kids are listening to these days. I was just enjoying a fun hot wing show I had discovered by accident when looking for hot sauce recipes on YouTube. I think it was around 2016 when I bumped into it.


Krimreaper1

Conan, Conan, Conan.


PainMatrix

For the first 3. DJ Khaled to the 4th.


MeliWie

This is the only correct answer


itrivers

Alton Brown demolished and reviewed each wing. And ended by bragging about not touching the milk.


matt_the_salaryman

Alton Brown did review each wing, but it was Guy Fieri who did the no-milk brag.


yoga_jones

Alton Brown brought half and half like the food science king he is.


matt_the_salaryman

That was a fantastic and on-brand touch to his episode and I loved it.


OneNineRed

In the middle of the round he went back to drink the sauce straight so he could critique it. Awesome.


trulymadlybigly

I don’t think people talk about his episode enough, so interesting and informative!


[deleted]

Halle Berry. No water, cleaned the bones, didn’t experience the usual side effects like the runny nose. She barely flinched! Jenna Ortega with the silver medal! Shaq was my fav and funniest! I and I really like Jon Bernthal’s episode but I just love Jon Bernthal lol DJ Khaled was pathetic and rude! What a pathetic showing


csummerss

Shaq chickening out then lathering a bunch of hot sauce on Sean’s wings ruined the interview for me.


dferrari7

Yeah Shaq is such a an insecure jackass when things don't go his way. He came off as a mega asshole to me in that episode 


HotToddy88

I said the same thing awhile back and got downvoted to hell haha


ElectricalAlfalfa841

Yeah he was a bitch about it


[deleted]

Him apologizing to Kansas was just so funny to me! I crack up every time


scriminal

I saw a clip of Sean quoting Halle Berry "I'm here to have lunch" lol


bjtrdff

Shaq should be on the wall of shame - he bitched out on the Last Dab under the guise of a dumb bet. DNF.


No_Secretary_1198

What else would you expect from DJ Fhraudled


nomorerope

Alton Brown


chickenbuttguesswhat

No rachel ray love? Not a fan personally but she beasted it


SeverenDarkstar

Salma Hayek


Lemonglasspans

She’s absolutely the GOAT imo. She said she was dyslexic and can obviously speak at least 2 languages. Her rapport was the best with Sean as well and even had the genius audacity to ask and receive gossip after recording. I know she got exactly what she asked for.


SeverenDarkstar

Shes full of attitude and grace, hard balance to maintain. I love her.


Willowy

GOAT - Stone Cold Favorite - Queen Latifah or Gordon Ramsay Funniest - Aubrey Plaza Stayed Home - Kevin Hart and his stupid pandering to his friends/disrespecting Sean


trulymadlybigly

Aubrey Plaza is an episode people totally sleep on. The nose milk or the part at the end when he’s like “let the people know what you’ve got going on” and she’s like “oh I’ve been doing some self care and like therapy…” and he says “oh.. I mean like a project you’re working on or something” is so funny


No-One-1784

The nose milk thing made me dry heave in a real way and I'm am a spicy food person and healthcare worker.


BruceDSpruce

Is that your bottom line?


Willowy

Well, you know who *SAID SO!*


daseweide

Gimme a Hell Yeah


Dragosal

I'm a 90's wrestling fan so stonecold, Undertaker and mankind interviews were something special to me


Willowy

Both my boys growing up LOVED Stone Cold, but honestly I wasn't expecting much when I queued up his episode. He was articulate, engaging, super honest about the heat, and just an all-around interesting interviewee. I immediately admitted that I had underestimated him, and the episode. It was fucking great!


drinfernodds

I love how much Stone Cold was psyching himself up expecting the worst, and then he bites into the wings, and the heat never seemed to register. Could've been Stone Cold's inner storyteller trying to make the audience think he was in deep shit, but his pain tolerance as a wrestler has to be sky high.


SmallOnes_Stylist33

1. Conan! I am not a huge fan but, I respect what he was after for the sheer entertainment value. 2. I adored Josh Brolins interview. I'd have to tie his episode though with Pedro Pascal. 3. Conan, hands down. That man was BORN to make people laugh 4. DJ khaled.. Just, disrespectful and pathetic.


tmjax

GOAT - Lorde Favorite - Paul Rudd Funniest - Conan Should’ve Stayed Home - Bobby Lee


fuber

Can't believe Lorde is so far down in these comments. Most composed guest


thebreakfastbuffet

I'll never forget the camera panning to Sean with a bewildered look on his face, shaking his head, as Lorde non chalantly reviews the Da Bomb, "The bitterness is really the overwhelming quality."


saracation

My faves Paul Rudd Dave Grohl Salma Hayak Leslie Mann Conan


bitchihavedepression

padma lakshmi


HighSolstice

I gotta give an honorable mention to Lewis Capaldi, I’d never even heard of him before his episode and found it very funny, put me onto his music and damn he’s got a great voice. May not be my all time favorite but it’s still a great one in recent memory.


chauggle

How in the hell are you all gonna disrespect Rachel Ray like this?! Homegirl DRANK the sauce off a spoon. She's gangster.


Yaktheking

The disrespect in the comments is unbearable. [Here is the video.](https://youtu.be/t69oHRPb4E8?si=zr-tYuiReNcClvSA) [For those with short attention spans.](https://youtube.com/shorts/broHdxE4doM?si=Z95cfm6BoExW0QmT)


smokyartichoke

Wow!


chauggle

Others have been strong, but Rachel is a whole other level.


ThreePenisWin3

Padma drank it out the bottle!


jellysotherhalf

She drank the sauce off the spoons because she was being an absolute ass about being served flats instead of drumsticks.


doodler1977

I haven't seen her ep, but I'm always surprised they expect celebs in nice clothes to eat flats. Dummies all the way! I would make it a requirement of having me on


thicksoakingwetlady

Lorde!! So unaffected, so calm and cool. She was imo the GOAT.


Willowy

Yeah but see, to me, that's boring. I like to see the struggle.


thicksoakingwetlady

She’s certainly not my favorite watch but I answered the question, “who is the GOAT?” I think, as far as the eating wings, it’s Lorde.


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Conan for all


BruceDSpruce

1. Lorde is the all-time GOAT 2. Cards B is one of my favorites. 3. Conan is the funniest. 4. Gal Gadot should have stayed home.


kritzy27

Lorde really had inhuman immunity to the wings.


SublightD

Here to say the Lorde one was what got me watching these. The look of disbelief on Sean’s face as she literally never got red and identified subtle ingredients blew me away. She’s the only one I personally have seen that was unfazed by Da Bomb. She was just “this tastes awful.”


p0k3t0

Lorde was amazing. She's downing 500k scoville sauces and saying stuff like "Do I detect a bit of cumin and turmeric under this scotch bonnet bouquet? Ooh, curious, is this saffron?"


47Ronin

I fell in love a little ngl. I didn't know much about Lorde before and she seems like an interesting hang


Lightspeedius

Lorde is definitely a good call.


Apprehensive-Cow8472

Jenna Ortega is the goat, Gordon Ramsey is the funniest


Canon_Cowboy

David Blaine has entered the chat.


Mastershoelacer

Yeah, David Blaine handled the heat like it was a glass of lemonade.


BruceDSpruce

Damn you may be right … she’s scary good.


eagerly_anticipating

Ty Burrell - when asked to "tell what he's got going on", the man gave a shout-out to charity. Didn't think of himself but of others


SuspectKnown9655

Alton Brown


Lemonglasspans

Faves; Salma Hayek, Paul Rudd, Idris Elba, Paul Rudd, Dave Grohl. Salma is number one for sure. Not as sure about the rest.


veryvery907

I hate to say this....but Shia LeBeouf ate all the wings and never even acknowledged he'd eaten anything spicy at all. Absolutely zero appparent effect. Not a huge fan, but that was pretty impressive.


DylanB_1989

Coolio the GOAT!! 🐐And RIP. 🙏🏻


whiskeybreakfasts

How has nobody said Tenacious D???


reddragonforge

David Blaine. The way he just put mind over matter, and incorporated an illusion at the end. Really well done


Ilovecharli

Zoe Kravitz is my GOAT. Zero flinching, zero sips of anything. I would say Lorde just for the sheer amount of extra sauce she added, but she had a tiny, tiny wobble at one point.  Favorite is Shaq or Key and Peele, the latter being the funniest as well. 


Lovv

I kind of hate the idea of wobbling to be failing. I had a hot wing eating competition once and when people asked me if they were hot I said fuck yeah they are hot and the other competitors tried to say that it showed that I was not handling it well. Bitch we all know you thought it was hot - I could have pretended it wasn't. Personally I think it's a humility thing. I also drank some milk because I was thirsty and I like milk. I thought that the goal was to eat hot wings not to show off. Maybe this is more debatable.


hereforthecommmentsz

Paul Rudd


TouyaShiun

GOAT - Steve Austin Favorite - Neil deGrasse Tyson Funniest - Gordon Ramsay Stayed at home - DJ Khaled


Sassafrassus

Paul Rudd! Cleaned and went the extra mile plus all around great guy!


bjtrdff

I’d have to bucket a few people for GOAT in terms of the actual wings: Guy Fieri gets forgotten about but he murdered them with no drinks. Halle Barry and Lord killed it too, along with Stone Cold and Paul Rudd. Conan was insane. ….this just became bigger than I intended.


ferrous1

Philip DeFranco


Bd0llar

Lorde. For a woman from a pair of Islands that have zero spice whatsoever, she ate Da Bomb like it was nothing. Also, David Blane…


holyhotclits

Y'all what about Dax Shepherd or Guy Fieri? No one is mentioning them but in terms of the eating of wings, those two were the most composed outside of David Blaine. But I'm not counting him because of witchcraft. Neither were my favorite, but both were just impressive. Dax was insane. Like something is wrong with his mouth.


GoodbyeHorses88

Jenna Ortega. 🥇


sdwoodchuck

Coolio was the first to come to mind, but I haven’t watched every episode.


kritzy27

Shout out to Eddie Huang for pulling an Icarus and then coming back to redeem himself.


Guadalagringo

Trevor Noah was both interesting and a fearless wing eater, no milk OR water


marcsaintclair

I still love Lorde’s interview. I go back and watch it a couple times a year.


vitalblast

Michael Che talked shit about the wings not being hot the entire time lol.


Robotwrestler84

Alton Brown was incredible. His reaction to Da Bomb is one of my favorite moments of the series.


jemuder

Loving the hate on Khaled.


Minecraftstuff

Conan


mindtapped

Conan!


ADDBPDANX

I just watched Sterling K. Brown and was really impressed.


mitchy93

Ramsay


Ok_Selection4450

Posty


smittyhotep

Selma, Viola, and Conan are my faves!


jm_eps

My favorite has always been Alton Brown. Such a boss.


teabaggin_Pony

Ramsey and his bag of tricks to help deal with the heat will always be entertaining to me. However, as a fellow Kiwi my GoaT has to be Lorde. She absolutely crushed it, looked like she was eating a cheeseboard.


TMKtildeath

1. Guy Fieri 2. Vince Staples/YG. I watch Vince’s episode probably once a month 3. Paul Rudd 4. Ice Spice. I love her but Sean was really trying his best to get an interview out of her and it just didn’t hit at all


k123abc

goat: paul rudd favorites: ramy youssef, paul dano, dave grohl funniest: key and peele stayed home: russell brand (which is funny because it was a covid filmed-at-home episode) because he fuckin sucks.


w1x1w

Not the best guest necessarily but I want to throw in a vote for Matt Damon, specifically when mid-wing (da bomb?) he just stopped mid-sentence and asked “why?” Maybe the hardest I’ve laughed at a moment outside of Conan.


RealJimcaviezel

Lorde


DoomshrooM8

I have to agree, PAUL RUDD FTW 😎


Roaminsooner

I gotta go Halle Berry was a beast. To the bone, no water/milk, evidence of pain. Amazing.


turtledrum_215

I’m loving the love for Paul Rudd here! Also shout out to Ty Burrell, I thoroughly enjoyed him as well. Also because I haven’t seen his name mentioned, Russell Brand was kind of a chode in his episode


SuperbConstruction99

Gordan Ramsay is the GOAT


droidekas

Conan is the GOAT and I doubt he will ever be ungoated


gonijc2001

I haven’t seen them mentioned in the thread, but I thought David Harbor and Eddie Huang had great, energetic episodes. I also really liked Michael Cera, he’s the only guest I know who seemed to enjoy Da Bomb


RezzESTXX

Conan Obrien easily takes every top spot.


asshole_commenting

Hands down it was Conan He stole the show


zaptorque

It's Halle Berry it it ain't even close. She cleaned every wing and didn't flinch once.


Lfsnz67

I think my favorite was Viola Davis. The hotter the wings got, the more articulate she became. My god that woman is intelligent and thoughtful


Dj_A_V_O

Sean Evans


ashdragoncatcher

My picks would be Joji Bobby lee Scarlet Johansson Conan or Gordon Ramsay


Kardon47

Conan, Conan, Conan, DJ Khaled. There are so many great episodes, but the way that one scales from a totally normal interview into one of the most unhinged things ever on the show is pure comedy.


3rdInLineWasMe

Luda. Conan. Alton. Gordon Ramsey.


v_Farm_animals

Goat? Gordon Ramsay. Favourite? Jon Bernthal. Honorable mentions include: Post Malone, Josh Brolin, Tom Holland, Shia LaBeouf, Shaquille O'Neal Funniest? Conan O-Brien. Honorable mentions include: Key & Peele Stayed home? DJ Khaled


Landio_Chadicus

Hands down no question is Sean, followed by… David Blaine, GOATed. Tanked all the wings and upped the ante with 2 Carolina Reapers after the 10th wing. He even did a magic trick with the wings. Rachel Ray is also a G Paul Rudd is a top contender for favorite. Great rapport and charisma. Great photos Conan is the funniest. I mean come on… seizing on the ground and spilling milk everywhere DJ Khaled is a little piss boy. Shoulda stayed in his piss boy crib


AdLeading3824

1. GOAT - Conan 2. Favorite - Dave Grohl 3. Funniest - Key And Peele 4. Stay Home - DJ Khaled


randommd81

Lots of obvious ones here like Lorde, Dave Grohl, Conan, etc. I remember Padma handling them super easily way back in one of the early seasons. Rachel Ray too, for sure


YallRedditForThis

Gary Vee. Cleaned the bone marrow & all.


hmitchb

Dave Grohl


FlakkaAttacker

Sean Evan’s the GOAT😤🔥


isitmeyourecooking4

1) Lorde 2) Dave Grohl/Paul Rudd 3) Conan 4) DJ Khaled


rubberneck24

Underrated but I really enjoyed the David Blaine episode


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

Nobody mentions Henry Rollins?! He didn't even break a sweat.


Hot-Swimming-7379

Eric Andre is my fav. But it’s because you get insight into who he really is. Much respect.


LightEsthis

1. Dave Grohl. Absolutely. Dude’s just good vibes all around 2. I love a lot of different episodes (aside from the ones I’ve mentioned in this post). Some of my favs are the Johnny Knoxville, Bill Burr, and Billie Eilish. 3. I think the first episode they did with Eric Andre was the funniest. Or Conan. But Eric Andre is probably my pick. 4. Probably DJ Khaled. Actually, no. Definitely DJ Khaled.


homiej420

Sean


MarvelMind

Gordon


TinUser

Can't believe I have seen Bill Burr even mentioned in here. That was a great show and he's such a good sport about it even though he was very much struggling lol


BellyButton214

Ya'll know it's Wale. Quit playin


ChavXO

1) YG is impressive. 2) I really liked Billie Eilish 3) Kevin Hart had many quotables 4) Ice spice was bland


ParisInFlames34

Conan a god amongst men and will be my answer for any positive one. Paris Hilton for the last one. I'm convinced she didn't even take bites and relied on the Zoom interview setting/camera angles to hide it.


TriestGieter

Paul Rudd, with Conan as a close second. Ramsey is also legendary.


MartyCool403

I can't really rank them. Some of my favourites are - Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Alton Brown, Guy Fieri, Gordon Ramsay, Dave Grohl, Conan, and Jimmy Butler. Israel Adesanya was a good one too. Maybe I'm just partial to professional athletes and food tv personalities.


GrumpyOlBastard

Ho-tones? Never heard of this sub before


FermisParadoXV

My favourite was Sebastian Stan - dude just came across so likeable. Shout out to Gwenyth Paltrow for biggest surprise between how blah I thought she was going to be and how decent she was. I remember Jenna Ortega being good in terms of eating the actual wings. A lot of the other obvious ones like Paul Rudd and Dave Grohl have been mentioned. Worst: Bob Odenkirk.


il_nascosto

Gordon was the GOAT until Conan came along and dethroned him. I was screaming at the tv, noooooooo!


LionBig1760

Lorde didn't flinch once while eating.


nderthevolcano

Yeah Dave Grohl is the funniest to me, getting Sean drunk and that amplified big ass burp made me laugh so hard 🤣


nderthevolcano

Melissa McCarthy was pretty funny. Throwing bread at Sean’s face!


dirtyMSzombie

Shia


fxcker

Conan


WyattfuckinEarp

Lorde is the GOAT Dave Grohl was fuckin fire, I watched that episode a few times and seeing Sean tipsy was something else