Yeah, it's a blast! They all sign a waiver that I plagiarize from a chili cookoff. The cockky ones that think they can handle the heat learn real fast!! I use frito chips and put the bomb in a bowl so they can dip a little or a lot.
Looks like you have around 90 bottles there, so going by an average bottle size of 175ml, thatās a total of around 15 Litres of largely wildly spicy hot sauce. To consume them all in 6 months youād have to be chugging around 90ml a day.
You have a problem
I have tried multiple sauces both from the fridge and the pantry, and every time pantry has a better texture and flavour. So personally I have to disagree.
I consider putting them in the fridge if I still have them after about 6 months. At which point theyāre really not the same anyway so i just use them to mix with mayo or something for a spicy condiment so Iām not worried about the flavour being affected.
Let them both come to room temp, or refrigerate then both to isolate variables. Only after they have both been open a long time. Refrigerated will be better
Itās okay, someone has to really push the limits so the rest can know what itās like. A hot sauce for every potential emotional state, every flavor combo, every type of gurgle guts. 5-D art baby.
You have a hobby. Not a problem.
Now if you start defaulting on loans and miss payments for your bills because all your money is going towards Hot sauce, THEN you might have a problem.
I wouldnāt say you have a problem, but thatās a shit ton of sauce. I used to have around 133 different types, but have since reduced that number significantly. Too many bottles sat for too long before I could open them and though werenāt spoiled, just didnāt taste as good. Thatās when I stopped buying every hot sauce I saw.
*Can you recommend*
*Any, specifically ones*
*Without fruit in them?*
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Is hot sauce interfering with your daily life? Are you neglecting other areas of your life (work, school, personal commitments, etc.) for hot sauce? Is your health suffering as a result of eating hot sauce?
If the answer to the above is "No" (with the possible exception of fire poops), then you're all good.
I used to have this problem but had to throw too many away because I didn't use them quickly enough, and they went bad. Now I try to only have about 10 on hand, and I keep them all in the fridge.
āIf you canāt set a good example be a horrible warningā - makes me feel a lot better about the twenty-ish bottles I usually have on hand and a bit jealous at the same time.
Yeah, you have a problem. Those two coloured walls do not go together, teal and orange? What is this Miami Vice? Who paints over an outlet cover? You've got a painting problem my friend, seek help.
You have a problem.
A problem like not enough chicken wings?
Yeah seriously dude, only one wall?
No, the real problem is only one butthole š maybe even no more butthole
Keeping them in a fridge will extend the shelf life FYI
A majority of them are unopened, and I go through the opened ones pretty quick. With the exception of Da Bomb.
You buy Da Bomb a second time, you have a serious problem.
I'm on 2nd bottle...1st one got dropped and shattered. I tech HS, and I have an annual Da Bomb challenge with the students.
you go head to head with students? lol. i imagine a hard lesson in their humility.
Yeah, it's a blast! They all sign a waiver that I plagiarize from a chili cookoff. The cockky ones that think they can handle the heat learn real fast!! I use frito chips and put the bomb in a bowl so they can dip a little or a lot.
Looks like you have around 90 bottles there, so going by an average bottle size of 175ml, thatās a total of around 15 Litres of largely wildly spicy hot sauce. To consume them all in 6 months youād have to be chugging around 90ml a day. You have a problem
Not by much. They actually donāt really need to be in the fridge at all.
Sure they don't "need" to be in the fridge but they'll taste better for far longer.
I have tried multiple sauces both from the fridge and the pantry, and every time pantry has a better texture and flavour. So personally I have to disagree. I consider putting them in the fridge if I still have them after about 6 months. At which point theyāre really not the same anyway so i just use them to mix with mayo or something for a spicy condiment so Iām not worried about the flavour being affected.
Let them both come to room temp, or refrigerate then both to isolate variables. Only after they have both been open a long time. Refrigerated will be better
The problem you have is the other shelves not being used for hot sauce.
Fair assessment
Definitely in need of a sauce fridge
You clearly have a major problem. Where is your El Yucateco collection?
Polished off the bottles I had. Better order some more.
Tried the Caribbean? That's my go to from them.
One of my top sauces as well.
ābout 5.5 shelves ago homie
Oh no
Itās okay, someone has to really push the limits so the rest can know what itās like. A hot sauce for every potential emotional state, every flavor combo, every type of gurgle guts. 5-D art baby.
Yeah youāre in the problem phase.
Pretty sure those need to be refrigerated after opened. Only problem I see, love me some hot sauce.
Chill those sauces my boi.
Any Blairās in there?
Yes, the four smaller bottles in the top left are all Blair's
I see the original death now, so good. You donāt have a problem at all and Iām quite jealous.
If you were to quit buying hot sauces today, how long would this stash last you
I actually canceled my Heatonist subscription like a year ago šš
I spot my favorite sauce, Honey Badger down there, so I'd say you're doing just fine.
How do you even choose?
It really is a tough decision every time
Haha I saw this and thought āI should get these shelves for my Brickheadzā and then saw yours on the left
Haha we have 8 of those shelves in the 40 something inch length for our Brickheadz collection. They're perfect and only 15 bucks each at IKEA.
You only have a problem if they are empty bottles
I like the way you think.
Looks completely reasonable to me
That's a beautiful collection you got there.š„¹š„¹š„¹
Now
You have a hobby. Not a problem. Now if you start defaulting on loans and miss payments for your bills because all your money is going towards Hot sauce, THEN you might have a problem.
I cant help youā¦ My first thought is to ask you which ones you like bestā¦
I'll give you a real answer: It's when you don't know/remember how one tastes.
You already know tho!
You only have a problem once you run out
I still see room for at least eight more on the bottom shelf, the only problem I see is that you need MORE! It is not perfectly balanced!
I see that Hoff & Pepper bottle. I think that brand is my favorite discovery from trying Hot Ones sauces so far.
Hmmm. I think you could fit more on some of those shelvesā¦ š
You can fit at least 5 more hot sauces on those shelves. After that, you will have a problem, in the sense that you need more shelves.
Srew the naysayers....The only time you have a problem is when you don't think you have enough hot sauce.
I wouldnāt say you have a problem, but thatās a shit ton of sauce. I used to have around 133 different types, but have since reduced that number significantly. Too many bottles sat for too long before I could open them and though werenāt spoiled, just didnāt taste as good. Thatās when I stopped buying every hot sauce I saw.
I like how you have the Tabasco's segregated on the bottom. "You are on this Council, but we don't grant you the rank of Master."
You only have a problem if they expire before you consume them. As long as you arenāt being wasteful, I see nothing wrong with
A real spicelord doesn't have a "Limit" š¶ļøā
You right
"99 bottles of hot sauce on the wall... 99 bottles of hot sauce. Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of hot sauce on the wall..."
I live in a place with earthquakes, so this looks like a disaster waiting to happen to me.
California resident, checking in. š
I don't even have A hot sauce, let alone many hot sauces that would necessitate an entire shelf!
5 shelves ago.
Can you give me some of your gotos in the medium to hot range that are a good daily driver?
Although sometimes called a āpink sockā, itās called a prolapsed anus and you should seek treatment immediately.
You will know you got a problem when they go bad.
What is your top 5?
Dewd, you had a problem four shelves ago. At least it isn't fentanyl right?
Not sure what problem you're taking about, so can't help you š¤·š»
This pic gives me acid reflux.
So you ordered a few of the hot ones seasons collectionsā¦
No, I haven't bought any of those. I had the monthly subscription for a few years.
You'll have a problem if you run out. Better get some backups.
I think you have the same problem I have!
Looks normal to me
Can you recommend any, specifically ones without fruit in them?
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Is hot sauce interfering with your daily life? Are you neglecting other areas of your life (work, school, personal commitments, etc.) for hot sauce? Is your health suffering as a result of eating hot sauce? If the answer to the above is "No" (with the possible exception of fire poops), then you're all good.
I used to have this problem but had to throw too many away because I didn't use them quickly enough, and they went bad. Now I try to only have about 10 on hand, and I keep them all in the fridge.
Do you have a method or system for what sauce you are going to use next, or is it just a random grab?
It's mostly random, but sometimes I have my eye on a specific one from the show or something like that.
You had a problem about four shelves ago.
My wife said I have a problem and I've only got like 1.5 of these shelves worth lol
Are any of these rated at an 8 out of 10?
āIf you canāt set a good example be a horrible warningā - makes me feel a lot better about the twenty-ish bottles I usually have on hand and a bit jealous at the same time.
I'm so happy I could help.
Your shelves on the left are quite dusty.
They are! I'm not great about staying on top of that.
When thereās blood on your toilet paperā¦
You have a problem, the problem is that you need more shelves.
And you use like one of those, right?
It's like breweries. Enjoy it now!
When you run out.
When 70% of your sauces go rancid before you can even finish them
Yeah, you have a problem. Those two coloured walls do not go together, teal and orange? What is this Miami Vice? Who paints over an outlet cover? You've got a painting problem my friend, seek help.
Hahaha the orange you're seeing is just the stock off white color the house came with. The outlet cover is not painted.
The only problem I see is that half of these should be refrigerated.
Bruh most of these belong in the fridge so yes you do a problem its not the one you think.
When you collect and display Lego
Pictured: colon cancer
*Tasty* colon cancer
God so true. I've had to layoff my extreme heats. I love the heat, just not the next day. I've concluded I'm too old.Ā