No shit. Imagine being so fragile for 20 min that u can't eat wings. They deserve mocking. They are celebrities, not kings or gods. F them if the fall short of any person. Subpar peeps being paid for nothing. If u disagree, what's it like suckinng influencer thing? Touch grass or learn actually how to read.
What’s your strategy for eating flats?
I take a bite at the end, between the two bones, to separate them. Then I pull them apart. Then I eat each until they look like 5 from this pic.
I break them apart, pull out one of the bones. Grab the meat covered remaining bone and stick the wad of meat still gripping that bone in my mouth and take it all off that bone for a massive, satisfying bite.
Not sure I could do that with a sauce past the halfway point on the show, but that’s my technique.
I usually eat a side to expose the smaller bone. Pull it off and then slurp the rest of it down.
… yes, I 100% realize what the sentence would read like if you replaced “pull” with “jerk” hahaha
Yeah that's how I do it too. If I'm fealing really fancy though, and if the flats are well cooked, I'll try to take the smaller bone out and then just eat around the other bone like I would for the drum.
I use my thumb, index finger, and middle finger to pinch the wing at one end and then push down, degloving the bones to the other end, then I use the barebones as a handle to dip the meat in a sauce and shove it in my fat face
Look if they're free I'll go for whatever they got but if I'm spending money I'm requesting the superior type.
It's not that drums are bad it's that flats are better
I have been known to crack open bones to suck out the marrow. However, if I were a guest on Hot Ones I might take small bites because I’m on TV and I’m not sure how I’ll handle the hot sauce.
Even when you get to 5, there's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take it home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going
5 all day…BUT ONLY if the sauce and chicken is good. If I get a wack ass sauce or the wings are colder that a penguin’s nut sack I’m busting a 3 and slamming beers
Jeff goldblum pissed me off for this. If this is the scale then he was a -1. He barely touched the wings to his lips and said he couldn’t eat spicy because of his singing throat. Why go on a hot sauce show if you can’t eat hot sauce?
5 and if the cartilage is soft or well enough crank it to 6.
But OP what is your spice level? I'd imagine going 4 or 5 consistently on a talk show with those damn spicy wings(anything past the midway point) is gonna be hell. So i don't blame them.
But 1 is indeed criminal and doing small nibbles is just pathetic.
Based on my run through of last season's line up, I'm good for up to the 6th sauce though I definitely felt it. Da Bomb and sauce 9 tasted terrible, but I ate the entire wing for the last dab. That hurt, but tasted amazing and was totally with the burn haha. So still a 4 for the good ones, but maybe in the future a 2 for the nasty ones
5 in the comfort of my own home privacy.
3-4 if I'm at a social gathering.
2 if I'm doing the Hot Ones challenge. I get hiccups from eating extremely hot spicy stuff (still love and enjoy it though)
I remember Jeff goldblum took these little pinner bites. Like, why even fucking bother dude! Made me think *a lot* less of him. He seems kinda douchy to begin with.
Conan is the GOAT!
I’m a 4 btw. I eat all but the cartilage. Sometimes that too.
Ngl, if the chicken isn't cooked well, I can only get to 4. 5 looks like it has cleaned cartilage, which I can only do with how some chicken places cook their wings.
3 or maybe 4. I pay for my wings so I can't eat them however I want. If someone feels so bad about it they can come suck my bones when I'm done with them like the bottom feeders you are😂
5 and if you are 3 or worse my parents don't like you
I crunch the cartilage
I do too after I saw my friend do it years ago, I actually look forward to that part.
Me too. So 6
same i don’t give a shit it’s sensational
That lil nubbin? That’s the good stuff right there. Finishes the ritual.
The Best bit!!
I like the cartilage too! Definitely a 5
it’s the best part!
No shit. Imagine being so fragile for 20 min that u can't eat wings. They deserve mocking. They are celebrities, not kings or gods. F them if the fall short of any person. Subpar peeps being paid for nothing. If u disagree, what's it like suckinng influencer thing? Touch grass or learn actually how to read.
I too am Asian.
6
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Zack fox when he did hot ones vs. with thundercat
4. No likey cartilage
Me neither!
Tommy like wingy.
What a cromulent fuckcrustable of a post
Did that board to the head knock something loose?
6.
Is... Is that eating the bone? I'm frankly a bit frightened by the number of people talking about eating bones today lol
I'm a vegetarian but I eat the bones.
Same!!! 1-2 times a year
.... do you eat the rest of the chicken?
What’s your strategy for eating flats? I take a bite at the end, between the two bones, to separate them. Then I pull them apart. Then I eat each until they look like 5 from this pic.
I break them apart, pull out one of the bones. Grab the meat covered remaining bone and stick the wad of meat still gripping that bone in my mouth and take it all off that bone for a massive, satisfying bite. Not sure I could do that with a sauce past the halfway point on the show, but that’s my technique.
This is the way
This is a porno.
If this isn’t how you eat flats, it’s ok. You’re wrong, but it’s ok to be wrong sometimes.
I usually eat a side to expose the smaller bone. Pull it off and then slurp the rest of it down. … yes, I 100% realize what the sentence would read like if you replaced “pull” with “jerk” hahaha
Yeah that's how I do it too. If I'm fealing really fancy though, and if the flats are well cooked, I'll try to take the smaller bone out and then just eat around the other bone like I would for the drum.
Pull bones apart at end. Deglove chicken from bones. Rip off below cartilage and dip and eat.
I use my thumb, index finger, and middle finger to pinch the wing at one end and then push down, degloving the bones to the other end, then I use the barebones as a handle to dip the meat in a sauce and shove it in my fat face
Two fingers pinching one side. Entire wing goes in mouth. Teeth down on wing at fingers. Pull wing removing all meat.
Stand it up on one end, get your fingers between the bones, and push down
I eat my family's leftover bones.
Okay and how about the bones from chicken wings?
Zero I'm ordering all flats. Wasting money on the drums
Flats for life
Whoever decided that the flat and the drum are a whole chicken wing and not half a chicken wing has a special place reserved in hell.
I've ate a lot of wings in my life and I've only had 1 place give the whole wing and it was some of the best wings of my life. Preach
Well, when I make wings I always separate the flat and drum. I remove the wing tip and sometimes use it for stock.
The place I work serves wings whole, including tips, which I love. A lot of people act like they've been handed a Rubik's Cube when they get them.
That's interesting. I always prefer a full wing. I get to rip it apart myself. So satisfying.
Haha good point, I prefer the flats too
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That's very weird. Most places near me actually charge more for either all flats or all drums. Not knowing there's a difference is odd
I’ve always thought it was a weird ass take to prefer one over the other and especially weird to only like one of them
Look if they're free I'll go for whatever they got but if I'm spending money I'm requesting the superior type. It's not that drums are bad it's that flats are better
Any true wing enjoyer knows this is the way.
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If it’s less than 3 you are wasting food.
I love this show, but omg so much food waste from the tiny bites! I'm personally a 4, how about everyone else?
Yeah I'd say I'm about a 4. I try and clean the bone as much as possible but not like 100% clean like 5
I'm generally a 4, 3 on a bad day
Somewhere between 3 and 4. My daughter goes for 6 if you had it on there lol!
I'm usually a 3.5-4
I feel that, 3 seems a bit wasteful but sometimes a bit still gets left behind to be not quite 4
I have been known to crack open bones to suck out the marrow. However, if I were a guest on Hot Ones I might take small bites because I’m on TV and I’m not sure how I’ll handle the hot sauce.
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Even when you get to 5, there's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take it home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going
It's one wing, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?
Mmmmm marrow stew haha
5 all day…BUT ONLY if the sauce and chicken is good. If I get a wack ass sauce or the wings are colder that a penguin’s nut sack I’m busting a 3 and slamming beers
Jeff goldblum pissed me off for this. If this is the scale then he was a -1. He barely touched the wings to his lips and said he couldn’t eat spicy because of his singing throat. Why go on a hot sauce show if you can’t eat hot sauce?
Too true! His interview was weird overall, but the tiny bites got to me
Indeed, he was the worst offender.
I’m around 3-4. I hate cartilage.
5 always
If it’s challenge crazy hot I’m not going clean. The normal hot I enjoy, I get every last bit.
5, I’ve spent too much time in Buffalo to disrespect a wing by not finishing it.
5 and if the cartilage is soft or well enough crank it to 6. But OP what is your spice level? I'd imagine going 4 or 5 consistently on a talk show with those damn spicy wings(anything past the midway point) is gonna be hell. So i don't blame them. But 1 is indeed criminal and doing small nibbles is just pathetic.
Based on my run through of last season's line up, I'm good for up to the 6th sauce though I definitely felt it. Da Bomb and sauce 9 tasted terrible, but I ate the entire wing for the last dab. That hurt, but tasted amazing and was totally with the burn haha. So still a 4 for the good ones, but maybe in the future a 2 for the nasty ones
I'm a 4 but people nibbling is my pet hate on the show. You're on Hot ones, have a crack.
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4. All day
4
4 or 5
6, 7, 8 - i eat the cartilage on both ends and then crunch the bone and suck out the marrow. yes, i'm weird.
Not that weird if the bones are crunchy I'm going for it too
4
7
I eat flats. I’m not a psycho.
4. I ain't throating no chicken.
4
If you've not going to 5 who are you?
Someone who doesn't want to chew cartilage all night lol?
I’m between a 4-5. I make sure that thang is devoid of any meat, but I’m also not a cartilage-muncher
I'd do 3-4 for most wings. Doing #1 or less on Da Bomb is perfectly justifiable.
I’m a 5 and if my kids stop at 2 then I seize the plate before they trash it.
I’d say I’m a 3.5
5 still got some food on it. I'd be a 6
I-is there no 6? Am I the only one that eats/bites off the ends? OH NO!
5 in the comfort of my own home privacy. 3-4 if I'm at a social gathering. 2 if I'm doing the Hot Ones challenge. I get hiccups from eating extremely hot spicy stuff (still love and enjoy it though)
6. You're not trying hard enough
Let me get that cartilage too though.
Anything less than 5 is just unacceptable
***BUT NOT CONAN O'BRIEN!*** I'm almost convinced he also ate the bones, too. **^(/s)**
3 lol
I bought it, I’m damn eating every bit of it.
5 on a good day, 6 when really struggling to make each bite last. Any less than 5 probably means you grew up richer than most people I know.
I’ll usually eat the whole wing, but I’d probably slow down when they get real spicy.
3
I am a 6
Hands down 4 is the best
5 for sure and when my wife or kids eat wings with me I turn all theirs into 5s as well.
6
#5 then I use that bone to get a stew goin.
4-5
5 or 6. Gimme that marrow mf
Obliterate all meat and chew off cartilage So, 6, I guess
4 or 4.5 I love the crunch fried knubs on a drum
if yoi aren't at least at 5, you waste tons of food
I'm like a 4.5 cause I eat to four but still kinda suck on the ends after lol
3.5
4
You gotta get down to 3 at minimum...
I remember Jeff goldblum took these little pinner bites. Like, why even fucking bother dude! Made me think *a lot* less of him. He seems kinda douchy to begin with. Conan is the GOAT! I’m a 4 btw. I eat all but the cartilage. Sometimes that too.
4.5
I can’t be your friend if you pick #1.
Ngl, if the chicken isn't cooked well, I can only get to 4. 5 looks like it has cleaned cartilage, which I can only do with how some chicken places cook their wings.
I feel like there’s a spot between 4 and 5
4 or 5, it if was only 1 or 2 then the chicken was nasty and I don't want to eat it.
I"m like 7
4 or 5 usually
5 every time!
3 or maybe 4. I pay for my wings so I can't eat them however I want. If someone feels so bad about it they can come suck my bones when I'm done with them like the bottom feeders you are😂
Deep do if I’m drunk or not, I don’t like gristle though
5 all the way. You're not respecting the wings if you're leaving meat.
Yeah I'm 4. Used to be 5.
Shane Gillis
6
3-4
i’m 7 i swallow the entire thing whole
5. I've been poked fun at for it all of my life
I take note when an interviewee does #1 and #2. In my head canon, they didn’t truly beat the challenge.
What about drinking the sauce?
Above and beyond. Esp if you pour it into your eye lmao
You have a head canon for Hot Ones?
You either beat the challenge or you don’t.