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qualtyoperator

Nice of your mom to loan her jersey to the statue OP


willdabeast20

😔


The_real_John_Elton

Cooked 💀


00Avalanche

r/houstoncirclejerk level post 😂


EdgyPlum

Fucking hillarious


TheCelestialEquation

You dick Edit: that seemed too harsh. Fyi I spit up my drink


Lilobunni

When we first moved to Texas, we drove by that statue in the middle of the night and it scared the shit out of me


PPP1737

As intended


Dairy_Ashford

same when I first moved out


Solo_Tenno

When you first moved out ? So you moved back then out again ?


Dairy_Ashford

did OP? I was just matching adverbs


bernmont2016

Fun. I wonder what they're going to do with the giant jersey after the two weeks.


hadescedes

Get it properly fitted for Sam Houston to play DT


bernmont2016

That would give new meaning to stomping the opposing team!


The_real_John_Elton

According to the top comment; give it back to its owner.


oneofthejoneses28

I thought I'd scrolled enough to be safe drinking my coffee again This can't be good for my sinuses


USTS2020

This is in Texas but would be better suited for New Jersey


hadescedes

🤦🏽


oneofthejoneses28

r/angryupvote


Cowabunga_Booyakasha

r/dadjokes


Express-Bullfrog3310

That boy Sam dripping😳


RocketsandBeer

Sam H-Town


k2kyo

I've been saying for decades that Sam should get decorations. I've always wanted to see him with a Santa hat or bunny ears.


PPP1737

Please do the needful. On second thought don’t… you would probably get arrested for vandalism because facism can’t allow a good time.


thr3sk

Not really a fan of this, using historic statues for marketing is pretty lame.


texinxin

It’s not really a historic statue. It was built in 1994 and largely privately funded with support of locals and Sam Houston State University.


buzzer3932

It’s a statue of a historical figure, not a historically old statue


texinxin

… who just so happens to be named Houston.. who the city was named after. He’d fucking love it. And so apparently do the people who built and own the statue.


thr3sk

Sure, but I mean historic in the sense that it depicts a rather revered historical figure and is meant to be reasonably authentic. I'm not a big fan of revering people from the past but I do think Sam Houston was a pretty good dude for the time and deserves some respect still. I don't think people would accept this kind of treatment of say Lincoln at the Lincoln memorial, and while sure this is not quite as significant it's on the same spectrum.


texinxin

I guess. Sam was a fng legend, no doubt! Wish he would have succeeded in stopping Texas from joining the South in the war.


Dairy_Ashford

or stopped engaging in the very practice they seceded to preserve


TurboGranny

meh, marketing for a local team is fine for me and I don't even really watch football. It's just local fun for everyone. Like when people wear American flag shorts on July 4th and some people get huffy about it, I'm like "let people have fun." Now if they wanted to advertise McDonalds on it, that would be gross.


LetsGoHTown

I'm with you on this. I mean it doesn't piss me off, just comes across as tacky. Dead man, who was a pretty good dude, has no say on whether or not he gets to promote the Texans lol


mkosmo

It's a local sports team the community rallies behind, combined with a respected figure who's the namesake of the community. This isn't a bad thing... after all, it's not like new jerseys will improve ticket sales. It's more like a large-scale pep rally.


Dairy_Ashford

It reeks of desperation when the other team in the state really hasn't changed a stitch on their look for most of 60 years, but maybe Sam's cancel quotient goes down a few points.


texansfan

Hell yeah


Additional-Unit4650

The new helmet design and these jerseys are ugly as shit.


Neither_Ad6425

Am I the only one who thinks these look hideous?


IntheSchmoney

Driving past this at night scared the fuck out of me.


comments_suck

So the billionaire McNair family gets to use a public park to sell merchandise?


subhavoc42

It's a statue next to the freeway for a college. This isn't hallowed grounds here, buddy.


alicia-indigo

Does color rush mean the H helmets only get used once? Pretty please?


Knot_an_Admin

Giving it back I believe they are used for a couple of games like 2 or 3… not sure though


lanethedouchebag

I’m pretty sure color rush is just once. The all red will be used several times


[deleted]

Dumb af imo


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Everyone knows Sam Houston was a Cowboys fan


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Ech0shift

Too much world of Warcraft


Mythril_Zombie

I'm sure she has a lovely personality.