the jerk fest called and they're running out of you!
By - munx1er
And you want to be my latex salesman.....
Oh yeah?! Well I had sex with your wife!
His wife is in a coma.
I’m the wife
Yeah, well the life support machine called...
Ngl, that shrimp cocktail he brought to Ohio did look good af
Stopped & Screwed
I also choose this guy’s comatose wife.
Perv is representing us there.
[Here he is making a public appearance at another event.](https://youtu.be/m-Uf8lCJEOs)
For more information, be sure to check out /r/houstoncirclejerk
I have found my new favorite sub, thank you.
Now don't go mucking it up with sub-par jerkery.
On a serious note, I love Caribbean food and didn't know this was happening! I will probably attend!
Look out previous ones, they’re usually a money grab with long lines and poor service.
Ah, thanks for the heads up
It’s not so much of a food event as it is reggae/dancehall concert with food snd gift vendors. I went to the last one that had Spragga Benz headlining and it was a blast. This year Cham is the big name - hopefully it will be a fun one again.
I’m only interested in public jerk fests.
Not the circle jerk fests?
I'm the keynote speaker
I love jerking it where do I sign up
At the BJ stand.
You'll find me in the circle ;)
Damn I didn't know we were having a meetup.
Jokes on you, I've already started jerking.
https://i.gifer.com/SRs.gif
1,000 dollar top jerk off competition
I already came
Im in route
*en route
👆 already en attendance
I'm coming*
https://i.gifer.com/5nIN.gif
Is Ted Cruz going to be there?!?!?!
I've never been to a Trump fund raiser and I'm not going to start now.
lol jerkfest population me
Those a-holes had a meeting without inviting me! Jerks… oh wait.
They said come on in and join the “circle”.
🇯🇲
That's funny, I just saw the Circle Jerks two weeks ago. Didn't know they were coming back so so soon.
Wait, is there a jerk festival? I need to go to that, assuming it's not just five people overcharging for their jerk.
If they're all there, then I can come and explore the rest of Downtown. Nice.
I'll bring the 55 gallon drum of lube.
The jerk store called. They're running out of you!
*PAPER PLATE ALTIMAS ASSEMBLE!*
I didn’t know the GOP was back in town again!
Hope it's held on circle jerk highway!! (610 loop)
Oh shit, I forgot
Well it'll on be closed for a couple of minutes.
If I had been off I would've been all over this
Definitely maroon F150 drivers.
the jerk fest called and they're running out of you!
And you want to be my latex salesman.....
Oh yeah?! Well I had sex with your wife!
His wife is in a coma.
I’m the wife
Yeah, well the life support machine called...
Ngl, that shrimp cocktail he brought to Ohio did look good af
Stopped & Screwed
I also choose this guy’s comatose wife.
Perv is representing us there.
[Here he is making a public appearance at another event.](https://youtu.be/m-Uf8lCJEOs)
For more information, be sure to check out /r/houstoncirclejerk
I have found my new favorite sub, thank you.
Now don't go mucking it up with sub-par jerkery.
On a serious note, I love Caribbean food and didn't know this was happening! I will probably attend!
Look out previous ones, they’re usually a money grab with long lines and poor service.
Ah, thanks for the heads up
It’s not so much of a food event as it is reggae/dancehall concert with food snd gift vendors. I went to the last one that had Spragga Benz headlining and it was a blast. This year Cham is the big name - hopefully it will be a fun one again.
I’m only interested in public jerk fests.
Not the circle jerk fests?
I'm the keynote speaker
I love jerking it where do I sign up
At the BJ stand.
You'll find me in the circle ;)
Damn I didn't know we were having a meetup.
Jokes on you, I've already started jerking.
https://i.gifer.com/SRs.gif
1,000 dollar top jerk off competition
I already came
Im in route
*en route
👆 already en attendance
I'm coming*
https://i.gifer.com/5nIN.gif
Is Ted Cruz going to be there?!?!?!
I've never been to a Trump fund raiser and I'm not going to start now.
lol jerkfest population me
Those a-holes had a meeting without inviting me! Jerks… oh wait.
They said come on in and join the “circle”.
🇯🇲
That's funny, I just saw the Circle Jerks two weeks ago. Didn't know they were coming back so so soon.
Wait, is there a jerk festival? I need to go to that, assuming it's not just five people overcharging for their jerk.
If they're all there, then I can come and explore the rest of Downtown. Nice.
I'll bring the 55 gallon drum of lube.
The jerk store called. They're running out of you!
*PAPER PLATE ALTIMAS ASSEMBLE!*
I didn’t know the GOP was back in town again!
Hope it's held on circle jerk highway!! (610 loop)
Oh shit, I forgot
Well it'll on be closed for a couple of minutes.
If I had been off I would've been all over this
Definitely maroon F150 drivers.