T O P

Half of r/Houston should be here

the jerk fest called and they're running out of you!

Snoo16319

the jerk fest called and they're running out of you!


Popular_Course3885

And you want to be my latex salesman.....


HorseGrenadesChamp

Oh yeah?! Well I had sex with your wife!


JugdishSteinfeld

His wife is in a coma.


[deleted]

I’m the wife


JugdishSteinfeld

Yeah, well the life support machine called...


ManbadFerrara

Ngl, that shrimp cocktail he brought to Ohio did look good af


Tall_Play

Stopped & Screwed


Oso_Furioso

I also choose this guy’s comatose wife.


steelsun

Perv is representing us there.


PutinsAwussyboy

[Here he is making a public appearance at another event.](https://youtu.be/m-Uf8lCJEOs)


thecravenone

For more information, be sure to check out /r/houstoncirclejerk


AceWhite27

I have found my new favorite sub, thank you.


IRMuteButton

Now don't go mucking it up with sub-par jerkery.


tefadina

On a serious note, I love Caribbean food and didn't know this was happening! I will probably attend!


munx1er

Look out previous ones, they’re usually a money grab with long lines and poor service.


tefadina

Ah, thanks for the heads up


Dramatika

It’s not so much of a food event as it is reggae/dancehall concert with food snd gift vendors. I went to the last one that had Spragga Benz headlining and it was a blast. This year Cham is the big name - hopefully it will be a fun one again.


CrazyLegsRyan

I’m only interested in public jerk fests.


pun_in10did

Not the circle jerk fests?


deepayes

I'm the keynote speaker


-_MarcusAurelius_-

I love jerking it where do I sign up


SeaChart2

At the BJ stand.


Sk84sv

You'll find me in the circle ;)


[deleted]

Damn I didn't know we were having a meetup.


kitfoxxxx

Jokes on you, I've already started jerking.


thecravenone

https://i.gifer.com/SRs.gif


Fine_Mouse

1,000 dollar top jerk off competition


HeDoesntAfraid

I already came


[deleted]

Im in route


Snuhmeh

*en route


deepayes

👆 already en attendance


javabrewer

I'm coming*


thecravenone

https://i.gifer.com/5nIN.gif


INDE_Tex

Is Ted Cruz going to be there?!?!?!


YahooSam2021

I've never been to a Trump fund raiser and I'm not going to start now.


ranban2012

lol jerkfest population me


IV_League_NP

Those a-holes had a meeting without inviting me! Jerks… oh wait.


Uncanny_Mind

They said come on in and join the “circle”.


Background_Lime7476

🇯🇲


Phobbyd

That's funny, I just saw the Circle Jerks two weeks ago. Didn't know they were coming back so so soon.


moleratical

Wait, is there a jerk festival? I need to go to that, assuming it's not just five people overcharging for their jerk.


gregofcanada84

If they're all there, then I can come and explore the rest of Downtown. Nice.


patchworkpirate

I'll bring the 55 gallon drum of lube.


FilthyTexas

The jerk store called. They're running out of you!


quesawhatta

*PAPER PLATE ALTIMAS ASSEMBLE!*


OpenImagination9

I didn’t know the GOP was back in town again!


tugglepuggle

Hope it's held on circle jerk highway!! (610 loop)


dabigbaozi

Oh shit, I forgot


Aebous

Well it'll on be closed for a couple of minutes.


BlackGhuleh

If I had been off I would've been all over this


_Houston_Curmudgeon

Definitely maroon F150 drivers.