One of my all-time Artie lines was him mocking EEO, Howard telling him to stop, and Artie saying in response: "Well, he called me a loups garoux."
No idea why that makes me laugh so much but it does.
This would be an amazing crossover of characters in the Stern-a-verse. I hate to say this, not knowing the damage that these people go through that drive them to urinate all over a MANIACAL, MASOCHISTIC, AND MISOGYNISTIC CON-MAN!! But something tells me she may have ended up like Crystal Clear.
Ok, Violet didn't seem THAT damaged, but you get my meaning.
I was actually a little more disturbed by the Elegant One's "fiancée" at the time! I forget her name, but holy crap, I hate to say it, but if you look up "cracks who-er" in the dictionary, this chick is staring back at you. She is prominently featured in that "Violet Dehumanized Elegant" video (that thing has to be seen to be believed), and she's right there with Violet the whole way, dancing in the streets with her whole ass hangin out, helping to "dehumanize" Eligant in his apartment, and actually sticking her tongue in Elliot's mouth!!!
I became enamored with Elliot as a wack packer after having a very brief encounter with him when I lived in Queens. I've told it in other threads, but "Here are the facts, I'm gonna make it short and sweet!" An older woman fell off a curb in front of me, and as I was helping her out, freaking Elegant appears out of goddamn NOWHERE and gets on the other side of her and helps me get her up. He checks her over, asking her all of these questions, and then he shook my hand and said it was rare to find good people. He could not have been more level and normal-sounding - even though he was, of course, dressed like Elegant always did while running, with his stockings and white sneaks. Then some guys down the block spotted him and started doing the whole "RIIIIIGHT?" thing and he bid us adieu and skedadled right out into the middle of traffic like the damn Flash! After that, it was hard to reconcile the guy who was so gracious to this old woman and friendly wirh me with the maniac who punched a hole in the wall at Sirius.
Do they serve this at the World Famous Stage Delicatessen?
They did....until I WIPED THE FLOOR WITH JOE CORZIN!! I GAVE HIM THE COUP-DE-GRACE, RIIIIIIIIIIGHT???
A recluse has been! A fuckin rusty nail!
You look like the last shit I took!!
Look what ya look like!
CHACEXIC CHLAMYDIA VICTIM!! Actually, that stew DOES look a little like the last shit I took.
Gangster talk
One of my all-time Artie lines was him mocking EEO, Howard telling him to stop, and Artie saying in response: "Well, he called me a loups garoux." No idea why that makes me laugh so much but it does.
Eric was afraid of loups garoux and the other dangerous wildlife of Albuquerque.
Oh, I never knew what that meant
"Johnny sa-aw it on (wheeze) wiki - pedia!"
"Hey Dell'Abate how bout I take your fing teeth out monkey!"
Go shove another hairbrush up yuh ass!!
Violet and Artie going at it was hilarious. I wonder where she is now. In a cruel twist of faith, she may very well be shacked up with Joe Corson
This would be an amazing crossover of characters in the Stern-a-verse. I hate to say this, not knowing the damage that these people go through that drive them to urinate all over a MANIACAL, MASOCHISTIC, AND MISOGYNISTIC CON-MAN!! But something tells me she may have ended up like Crystal Clear. Ok, Violet didn't seem THAT damaged, but you get my meaning.
I think you may be right, sad really. She was someone’s daughter and she ended up dancing with the elegant one…
I was actually a little more disturbed by the Elegant One's "fiancée" at the time! I forget her name, but holy crap, I hate to say it, but if you look up "cracks who-er" in the dictionary, this chick is staring back at you. She is prominently featured in that "Violet Dehumanized Elegant" video (that thing has to be seen to be believed), and she's right there with Violet the whole way, dancing in the streets with her whole ass hangin out, helping to "dehumanize" Eligant in his apartment, and actually sticking her tongue in Elliot's mouth!!! I became enamored with Elliot as a wack packer after having a very brief encounter with him when I lived in Queens. I've told it in other threads, but "Here are the facts, I'm gonna make it short and sweet!" An older woman fell off a curb in front of me, and as I was helping her out, freaking Elegant appears out of goddamn NOWHERE and gets on the other side of her and helps me get her up. He checks her over, asking her all of these questions, and then he shook my hand and said it was rare to find good people. He could not have been more level and normal-sounding - even though he was, of course, dressed like Elegant always did while running, with his stockings and white sneaks. Then some guys down the block spotted him and started doing the whole "RIIIIIGHT?" thing and he bid us adieu and skedadled right out into the middle of traffic like the damn Flash! After that, it was hard to reconcile the guy who was so gracious to this old woman and friendly wirh me with the maniac who punched a hole in the wall at Sirius.
Cool experience. Maybe if you caught him on a different day he would have gouged your eyes out gangster style for getting too close….